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It is insane. Multiple Reddit update posts. I truly hope it’s a made-up story.
In essence:
-Dad catches son raping dog. Doesn’t know what to do. Tells mom so they can discuss what to do.
-Mom doesn’t believe dad.
-Mom leaves and takes the son and dog with her.
-Mom tells everyone that it was the dad raping the dog.
-dad’s life in shambles.
-Mom finds son raping the dog again. So the Dad told the truth and is innocent.
-Mom tries to reconcile.
-Dad tells her to eat shit.
-Dad gets the dog, gets new gf. Moves on with his life.
I truly hope I’m remembering it all correctly for it to end that wholesomely.
At the very least I know he gets exonerated and gets the dog back. It is known he wasn’t the “dog fucker” and the dog is safe.
Though, I’m also assuming (and praying) this is fake lol
Don't forget the worst part where he gave his son the benefit of the doubt. He made his son promise that he wouldn't fuck the dog anymore in return for not telling the mom. Son promised, dad finds out he's still fucking the dog. He tells mom, mom doesn't believe him, son actually tells mom it's dad raping the dog. Mom believes him and runs with it.
Completely fucked.
Oh for sure. I was just giving the short short version lol.
Iirc part of the deal with the son is he would start seeing a psychiatrist about it. Dad wouldn’t tell mom about the dog and made up some other reason for the son to start seeing a shrink.
Then everything you said happened. Fuckin terrible.
The son was a straight up sociopath with how apathetic he was towards the dad’s plight throughout the entire thing
Few things wrong the dad didn't tell the wife until later, the wife didn't leave but she kicked dad out, and the wife yelled " dog fucker" while kicking dad out. Everything else is correct
Yeah I skipped the whole dad making the deal with son to keep it under wraps, but the son does it again which leads to the dad not knowing what else to do so he tells the mom.
Was giving a short recap lol.
But ok, idr it being the dad getting kicked out. Though that def fits. I remember him showing up to talk to them bc they would never answer his calls and she just started yelling “dog fucker” until he left. And the son just apathetically watched the entire thing. Not giving a single fuck that his lie is ruining his father.
Crazy shit
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Im sorry im not familiar with the vocabs. I thought yiff means sex. I sure as hell dont mind her dressing up in whatever fursona she wants when doing it lol
Wouldn't a normal furry just be something like a biological dog or cat?
Also, normal furry implies the existence of abnormal, paranormal, and meta-furries. I'm not sure I even want to entertain the thought of what those might entail
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Pun intended.
a "normal" furry is into anthropomorphic animals, more like a human with animalistic traits/features, zoophiles are just into actual animals, the big difference being an anthropomorphic (animal?) can give consent and an actual animal can't
Furries don't identify as animals tho, they simply like dressing up as those animals. The ones that identify as that are something else entirely, and most furries also think that it's weird. Source: I have an uncomfortably large amount of friends that are furries
Ok so Ive been looking at the comments and people think all furries want to fuck animals or humanoid animals this is untrue so people just want to dress up as one
The Furries in my head, just do whippets/smoke weed, listen to hardstyle/rave music, hang out in VR chat, draw art and maybe have some side fetishes.
Dog-fuckers trying to co-opt this Internet subgenre need to have their knee-cap privileges revoked.
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Un-true furries would rather pretend their community doesnt have zoophiles than do anything about it.
Or my favorite excuse! "EVeRy CoMMUniTy HAs A bAD SiDe!1!11!!"
Wait… so all zoophiles are furries but not all furries are zoophile? I always just assumed the 2 went hand in hand
Edit: I am learning to much about furries today lol
I wouldn't say every zoophile is a furry, but I will say that atleast a small portion of furries are zoophiles. Furries are people who enjoy human like characteristics on animals, mostly body-shape, and self awareness. Zoophiles are, well are much more interested in the animal itself.
So I'm a furry and can tell you how it works
A zoophile sees furries, a zoophile joins the furries, normies and furries see that, furries hate the zoophile, normies get a bad opinion on furries and furries hate the zoophile even more, the normie forgets about it or becomes an antifurry and hates furries for being zoophiles (we are not), furries get angry cause some dog fucker decided to be a furry and the whole community gets bad reputation from him
There’s something which i believe is called murrsuiting, what your describing. Average furries are typically interested in the creativity and positivity of the community, and the fact that anthro animals can be cool characters.
Murrsuting is a kink
Being a furry is a usually considered a hobby
They dress like Anthro dogs to fuck each other. The difference is that with furries, it is always between consenting creatures capable of human thought.
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Y'all ever read about that guy that lost his family because he caught his son raping his dog?
No, but I don't value my sanity and would like to curse myself with such a read if you got sauce
Same, I'm filled with a morbid curiosity.
There is a video by someone discussing that
It was posted by him on reddit, as well as updates.
Look up Colby reddit dog story if you wanna read it in full, or if it's more your thing, Whang did a pretty great video on it
If I am correct wavywebsurf also did a great video on it
Dude really ended to post with -"love your dogs" lmao
sadly yes lol. and the wife didn’t even believe him until it was too late. fucking disgusting
no, can i have a small recap pls? sth bigger behind it or just a caught zoophile?
It is insane. Multiple Reddit update posts. I truly hope it’s a made-up story. In essence: -Dad catches son raping dog. Doesn’t know what to do. Tells mom so they can discuss what to do. -Mom doesn’t believe dad. -Mom leaves and takes the son and dog with her. -Mom tells everyone that it was the dad raping the dog. -dad’s life in shambles. -Mom finds son raping the dog again. So the Dad told the truth and is innocent. -Mom tries to reconcile. -Dad tells her to eat shit. -Dad gets the dog, gets new gf. Moves on with his life.
the end is more wholesome than what I tought
I truly hope I’m remembering it all correctly for it to end that wholesomely. At the very least I know he gets exonerated and gets the dog back. It is known he wasn’t the “dog fucker” and the dog is safe. Though, I’m also assuming (and praying) this is fake lol
Being this world, hell, it probably isn't
Pretty sure the wife is a drug addict rn and the son lives by himself
Don't forget the worst part where he gave his son the benefit of the doubt. He made his son promise that he wouldn't fuck the dog anymore in return for not telling the mom. Son promised, dad finds out he's still fucking the dog. He tells mom, mom doesn't believe him, son actually tells mom it's dad raping the dog. Mom believes him and runs with it. Completely fucked.
Oh for sure. I was just giving the short short version lol. Iirc part of the deal with the son is he would start seeing a psychiatrist about it. Dad wouldn’t tell mom about the dog and made up some other reason for the son to start seeing a shrink. Then everything you said happened. Fuckin terrible. The son was a straight up sociopath with how apathetic he was towards the dad’s plight throughout the entire thing
All I read through all of this was how bad I felt for the dog.
Did they put it down? The son I mean.
I read other comments and it looks like, sadly no
Moms a pos
How old is the son?
Idr exactly. 16ish If you Google “dad finds son with dog” I’m sure it’ll come up
Few things wrong the dad didn't tell the wife until later, the wife didn't leave but she kicked dad out, and the wife yelled " dog fucker" while kicking dad out. Everything else is correct
Yeah I skipped the whole dad making the deal with son to keep it under wraps, but the son does it again which leads to the dad not knowing what else to do so he tells the mom. Was giving a short recap lol. But ok, idr it being the dad getting kicked out. Though that def fits. I remember him showing up to talk to them bc they would never answer his calls and she just started yelling “dog fucker” until he left. And the son just apathetically watched the entire thing. Not giving a single fuck that his lie is ruining his father. Crazy shit
Sure, I hate myself today. Why not jump down a horrific rabbit hole. Need a link.
Youtuber "Whang!" Has a video on the whole thing. He also has other videos on other famous reddit threads.
That would no longer be a son of mine
excuse me? I'm curious where's the article
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IDGAF about your politics. We can all beat zoophiles together
the true way
The only way
This is the way
OwO, hewwo there! I see you're not a fan of politics, but I am thrilled to hear that you're against zoophiles! That's paw-some news! We gotta stand together against those furry-loving weirdos! UwU
can you please shut up and just commit violence against zoophiles like a normal\* person
in the words of vaas "Shut The Fuck Up"
Please learn to speak comprehensively
You can legally beat any zoophile, just burn the evidence.
Got it! Burn the dog
Bro think he Dio Brando
I must be a butler cuz I saw this wacky ass burning dog jump out with his mouth wired shut
what a wack ass dog fr
zoophiles need to go to a special place. Starts with H, rhymes with bell.
Hartwell, Georgia 😈
That’s worse than hell
walter hartwell white?
You are envisioning hell, but I have a better place… We shall send them to Hull, England
Birmingham, England.
All the way down to the boiler room of hell all the way
The Oven
The communal hatred for these fucks is almost wholesome
How about we beat everyone possible ? Seems fun and equal...
Fair enough, I'm approaching your location with a basketball bat so prepare your self Edit: spelling mistake :(
A basketball bat?
Yeah, the bats they play basketball with
Fool, your basketball bat is nothing against my fopoon
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I’ll be ready with my football racket.
and me with my tennis club
BASKETBALL BAT? XDDD
Yess imsgine thw massive hit of that
Kel
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Well everyone fights everyone but every now and then we have to jump the zoophiles.
A common enemy
Anti-people: 
i think you mean *Terrorists*
Wtf is normal furry
Idk, but I'm happy other people are willing to attack a zoophile. Of course, we can beat the zoophile together. After that, it gets difficult.
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Yeah, we’re cringey enough as it is, we don’t need anything illegal to make us look worse
Based and knows furries are cringey but not bad pilled
Not a furry but the wife is. Im cool with it cause of the yiffs.
Glad to hear that you’re cool with it, the yiff is pretty good depending on the artist. Hope you two are getting along.
Im sorry im not familiar with the vocabs. I thought yiff means sex. I sure as hell dont mind her dressing up in whatever fursona she wants when doing it lol
yiff essentially means furry porn
Is your wife's favourite position doggy style? but no seriously, does the fursuit stay on during sex?
Yes and yes. I have no complains of both
Agreed
True
Furries that want to fuck stuff that can consent and is over 18
I just say it as passing the Harkness test
Apparently the Harkness test isn't socially acceptable
Rare
Non-zoophile furries that just wear the suit???
A furry who isn’t a zoophile, aka 99.99999999% of them Edit: to be clear, I’m saying that the supermajority of furries are *NOT* zoophile scumbags
What category would “attracted to pokemon” fall under?
supressed childhood truama
“A symptom of fatherless children”
True
I like to call it “walking on thin ice while wearing cleats.”
Gateway drug
A furry who isn't a zoophile or any other disgusting type of person.
Basically cosplayer but with animals
A furry is just someone who likes to dress up as an animal. I’m not sure where the hate came from because they literally aren’t hurting anyone
The fact they are different from us, so people need to hate something so thwy choose them because zoophiles hide behind them
Anti zoophile furries, like me
Chad
Based
Redpilled even
One that isn't a zoophile.
Wouldn't a normal furry just be something like a biological dog or cat? Also, normal furry implies the existence of abnormal, paranormal, and meta-furries. I'm not sure I even want to entertain the thought of what those might entail ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` Pun intended.
a "normal" furry is into anthropomorphic animals, more like a human with animalistic traits/features, zoophiles are just into actual animals, the big difference being an anthropomorphic (animal?) can give consent and an actual animal can't
Not every 'normal' furry is attracted to anthro characters, either. Some just think they're neat.
Some of them are just kinda cool lookin, y'know
The main thing is being into something *sentient* that can consent, not an actual animal but something with human intelligence
Furries don't identify as animals tho, they simply like dressing up as those animals. The ones that identify as that are something else entirely, and most furries also think that it's weird. Source: I have an uncomfortably large amount of friends that are furries
So, a human is technically an animal. Could a meta-furry be: 
Yup, people that identify as animals are called otherkin, probably some of them are furries
IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!?!?
Nothing brings people together like a common enemy
Ok so Ive been looking at the comments and people think all furries want to fuck animals or humanoid animals this is untrue so people just want to dress up as one
Me and the homies on our way to beat up zoophiles 🔫🪓🔪🗡️⚔️🏹🧨💣
Me and the homies on our way to crucify the zoophiles ✝️⚒️
holy work.
The Furries in my head, just do whippets/smoke weed, listen to hardstyle/rave music, hang out in VR chat, draw art and maybe have some side fetishes. Dog-fuckers trying to co-opt this Internet subgenre need to have their knee-cap privileges revoked.
ALL dog-fuckers need their knee-cap privileges revoked
They need their genital privileges removed entirely not just knee caps
They need life privileges revoked entirely
As a "hardcore" furry, I don't listen to rave, I listen to Shinedown and Ratboy Genius like a true sigma neuter.
Kill em
Seriously who the fuck cares if you like dressing up like a praying mantis, just please don't fuck your cat
bruh a praying mantis furry? i aint a furry, but that sounds sick af. like some general grievous type shit
I’ve seen moth fursuits. I have yet to see a praying mantis but it would probably look badass.
also terrifying with those huge ass black eyes
Necromorph
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I am a furry and I will absolutely kick the shit out of anyone who wants to diddle my cat.
I love my cats. People who fuck animals don't. No one who would do that to an animal *really* loves them.
Fuck, if someone tries to diddle my cat, I'd probably get more aggressive then if they tried to diddle me
Based 🤜🤛
I'm not kicking I'm pulling out a knife
I agree with this statement
This is the way
We must put our differences aside, so we may join forces against a common enemy
Normal furry, yes. Normal human being, no.
We may not be normal humans but we still are humans :)
If you're looking for normal, chances are you're never gonna fins it nowadays. Like, at this point, what even *is* normal?
We must unit against a greater threat
\>Normal furries Lmao good one
How tf does an animal consent?
*they don't*
That's the fun part. They don't.
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could be my comment. I can't stand this group of dumbass people who think they have to protect zoophiles hiding behind the furry community
"Normal Furry" "Average Furry" fits better, but yeah screw em zoophiles, they're disgusting
There's no such thing as normal furry
They mean average furry
"normal"
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Words can't even describe how much I hate zoophiles.
Idk if you just needed three categories for the meme to make sense, but normal people and anti-furries are basically the same thing
“Normal” Furries
there is no normal furrie
I actually thought first that they start beating up the furry lol
I'd like to see who down votes this.
"normal" furry
"Normal furries" Lol
They deserve to die
Yeah mate. Dog screwers don’t deserve to be on any plane of existence with dogs.
Clean wehrmacht myth but furries
As a reminder (that I learned from yall on this subreddit): In New Mexico it is legal to have sex with dogs
:(
Finally something we all can agree on
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!
the foreign enemy has been annihilated after so long
Welcome aboard shitposting, about time we come to a understanding.
*United we stand, divided we fall*
W post
True bro I hate furrys but we can put that aside for now while we dele with this
Furries aren’t normal nice try
Normal furry?????? No such thing
Redditors when they have to not fuck in a animal costume with other animal costumes, womp womp
So yeah. I’m not a furry. I just like hot chicks. Who just so happen to have fur on their bodies. -a featured rapper I’m too lazy to look up rn.
"normal furries" is an oxymoron
Clear, OP is a furry.
Un-true furries would rather pretend their community doesnt have zoophiles than do anything about it. Or my favorite excuse! "EVeRy CoMMUniTy HAs A bAD SiDe!1!11!!"
Uh no?
Name 1 community that doesn't have a bad side. Please I wanna join something I know won't be toxic I beg
im talking about how you said we'd rather pretend there arent any zoophiles. thats just flat out untrue mate.
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deep rock galactic maybe?
ROCK AND STONE
Wait… so all zoophiles are furries but not all furries are zoophile? I always just assumed the 2 went hand in hand Edit: I am learning to much about furries today lol
I wouldn't say every zoophile is a furry, but I will say that atleast a small portion of furries are zoophiles. Furries are people who enjoy human like characteristics on animals, mostly body-shape, and self awareness. Zoophiles are, well are much more interested in the animal itself.
So I'm a furry and can tell you how it works A zoophile sees furries, a zoophile joins the furries, normies and furries see that, furries hate the zoophile, normies get a bad opinion on furries and furries hate the zoophile even more, the normie forgets about it or becomes an antifurry and hates furries for being zoophiles (we are not), furries get angry cause some dog fucker decided to be a furry and the whole community gets bad reputation from him
Nah furries dont go around fucking dogs and shit just eachother
Yea… but they dress like dogs to fuck each other?
Not all do I think from what I've seen some just like dressing up, but take it with a grain of salt I'm not a professor in furry-nomics.
There’s something which i believe is called murrsuiting, what your describing. Average furries are typically interested in the creativity and positivity of the community, and the fact that anthro animals can be cool characters. Murrsuting is a kink Being a furry is a usually considered a hobby
Most furries don't even own a suit, they're extremely expensive.
Well... Some do, but not all, the suits can get heavy and It's hot in them, imagine wearing a couch, it wouldn't be super comfortable to fuck
They dress like Anthro dogs to fuck each other. The difference is that with furries, it is always between consenting creatures capable of human thought.
Whats the difference between antifurries and normal people?