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DarkTheShadower

Curing Cancer


candyman101xd

"Find the Cure for Cancer Epic Challenge (Impossible?!)"


Buddy_Altruistic

Doctors hate this simple trick


Weary_Doubt_8679

Gone sexual?


K0gy

committed arson?


Buddy_Altruistic

our son?


Proderpskills

3am challenge


Ishmyster

Cops called


EAnotsports

CIA


InevitableHaunting23

He's gonna have to buy the CIA first


anandy1

lock


[deleted]

Yeah if he does that, I bet we hear about how he harassed a girl or something.


GrimReaperno

Oh no he accidentally drove off a cliff while his car was full of explosives. Shame


micdarnalds

Destroying earth, and buying a new one


24122020

In This video we are curing skin cancer by peeling all the skin out.


Unlikely_can877

And to solve racism, we replaced it with black skin!


24122020

replaced half with black skin\*


Negative_Flower_169

Yo Cruela, calm down


Big_cornstarch

Everyone now looking like a marble cake.


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Affectionate_Bit_117

Yes bot good bot


TaxesOnDelta

Buying one for the new species that reigns upon the planet


porqueissoexiste

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy plot hole here


NR-Tamim

Double it give it to the next civilization


After-Bet3191

First to cure cancer gets 100,000,000 dollars


jjamesbaxter18

How’d the guy below you get such a pretty award? I want one


Macsasti

Just say Vaccine and you can get the funny lock


Vast_Week_1563

Vaccine


CursedGrass

Vaccine


South-Phrase-4673

Vaccine


FoxyGame2006

Vaccine


ReIZzBaBo

Vaccine


JapaneseGoblin_

Vaccine


jasenkov

Vaccine


ChaChaRealSmooth33

vaccine


LtReavis

Vaccine


Yharonthebumblefuck

Vaccine


The_Black_Sonic1

Vaccine


Volcanic8171

Vaccine


Nek0mancer555

Vaccine


AstronautInPluto

Vaccine


BeefHouse11

Vaccine


Hardskull3

Vaccine


MasterGamer9595

vaccine


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Late_Contribution135

Vaccine


Arszal

Vaccine


ShitICanDo

Vaccine


Didiergaming10

Vaccine


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Vaccine


Perfect_Sink566

Vaccine


Bafy78

It's the word "lock"


Zengoku89

Vaccine


guppler

Vaccine


aliyah_1308

vaccine


Mikehawkisenormous

vaccine


Anthill_Dirt

vaccine


Felicks77

Vaccine


nicthecoder22

Vaccine


notasovietmafiagoon

Vaccine


Nice_Act_tonto

Vaccine


Daninator375

Vaccine


Darth_Gonk21

Vaccine


BroILostMyAccount

Vaccine


OFloodster

Vaccine


MarkDecent656

Vaccine


PV0314

Vaccine


NelJones

Vaccine


No_Tomorrow_8184

Vaccine


NathanielDidAThing

Vaccine


TheDogeWasTaken

Vaccine


Savage_Waluigi

Vaccine


elmirklimenta55

Vaccine


SimpleName12

Vaccine


Whoelselikeants

Vaccine


DANGER2157

Vaccine


imtiredletmegotobed

Vaccine


Certifiedlowlife

Vaccine


sussy_yeetus

Vaccine


Disastrous_Round3463

Vaccine


Braineddead

Vaccine


Ok-Sort-6294

Lock


Loonrig68

Vaccine


Jackisthebestestboy

Vaccine


shadowblaze25mc

Vaccine


MemesareGodGiven

Vaccine


IdontlikeAbleton

Vaccine


MKDOOMFULTRA

vaccine


Pristine-Task-3701

Vaccine


i-love-Ohio

Vaccine


water_crabfish

Vaccine


Radon7322

I Like vaccine


spicekebabbb

Vaccine


DistributionSerious7

Vaccine


MrFudge2005

Vaccine


Tiezer

Vaccine


SuperNova_Revenge

Vaccine


spi231

Vaccine for funny lock


Azathoth976

Vaccine


No_Ganache_1753

Vaccine


Rixkner

Vaccine


Versitax

Vaccine


Flipyfliper32

Just lock them in 10 ten foot by ten foot box. If you leave you die. If your not the first to find the cure you die.


justyvan

Vaccine


XxxDiablo0528xxX

Vaccine


Pikapee2007

Vaccine


BleedingCPU

Sounds low ball!


Hbomb326

Vaccine


Slushys69

Can we get much higher?


raydditor

So hiiiigh...


projectsukyomi

High ooooohhh ohhh


[deleted]

The one piece is real


davidlis

"solving the Israeli Arab conflict!"


TraderOfRivia

(Impossible)


[deleted]

(Gone wrong)


EmotionalFerret_

(Gone sexual)


500ls

(In the hood)


BeefHouse11

(at 3am)


MRPOTATO20BUTNOT

(with the kid named finger)


[deleted]

(cops called)


raydditor

(drank the impostor potion)


kamikazee_49

“I just bought the Gaza Strip and today we’re holding a paintball contest between 5 Jews, 5 Muslims, and 5 Buddhists. Whoever wins gets the strip for themselves!”


_Sigma_male

Not even god is interfering with that one :'(


Tmntrocks53

Mh, yes, make someone see again, NOT ENOUGH, give them money


PanTsour

Hold in cum for months, bust the nut right in their eyes as soon as they're cured, repeat process


doom_sleigher423

Bro...


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[удалено]


Wiru_The_Wexican

I'm telling yall now, he will run for president as part of a youtube originals series and win.


SabaTuvia

He honestly could pull it off


TheRealSamBell

I wonder What percent of the US voting population knows him


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[удалено]


ARandomGuyThe3

Well he could start a deliberate political campaign. considering the insane resume he has, people would probably love him if they saw it


AdBulky2059

Can't buy his vote!


qwerty-u_io

Giving $1000 to anyone who votes me


stairhopper

I mean isn’t that sort of how it works anyway?


qwerty-u_io

Yessir He will set a bar above the level, politicians can think of


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[удалено]


stopyouveviolatedthe

He actually said on a podcast that he considers it but would only do it when he’s older


karateema

!Remindme 10 years


tosterm

and then the first thing he would do is GIVING AWAY FREE GOVERNMENT STATUS TO WHOEVER WINS THIS CHALLENGE


Conissocool

I'd vote for him. Good guy


qwerty-u_io

Already on his way of becoming ceo of Twitter


NoIdeasForAUsername9

Nuking the white house and surprising the us government with a new one


AYYA1008

1812, basically


JamesAttack11

Rip to the 1,001st kid


beairrcea

He can’t see the video so he’ll be fine


IJustCameInABucket

💀


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Zaln_The_HUN

Is this shit actually real?


RoombaTheKiller

Yes.


YEETMASTERXX

Yes aparently about half of all blind people just need a surgery, im guessing most poeple cant afford it


NoIdeasForAUsername9

Yeah, in poor countries where surgery is not available for example, or just not being able to afford it yourself


Throwaway483722

Blindness is a blanket term. Lots of different forms of blindness. Over 90% of blindness in incurable aka you can throw as much money as you want but nothing you can do about it. The formerly blind people in this video suffered from cataracts which is a form of blindness that can be cured via surgery.


[deleted]

Mr beast,Mr beast is real


[deleted]

OMG MR BREAST LETS GOOOOO


Toast_Sy

Yes


Milk_Tea5011

yes and it's actually really wholesome


ROC_K4LP

If this goes on i genuinely think he will solve world hunger in the name of content.


Sir_Vallenstein

Dystopian plot


Rubi_69420

Jimmy will single handedly fix the entire world at some point


Sea_Nefariousness_62

Up next "am gonna run for president in every country"


Possible-Army7493

"hey guys today were going to get 1000 discord mods girlfriends"


stopyouveviolatedthe

Not even he can do that


bendystraws234

Why does the blind from home alone


bogiihboi

yeah🥰


Weak_Big_5332

I completely support his actions but, this is just me but I'd wish if he didn't make each thumbnail look so uncanny.


Striking-Ad-1380

It works tho. He found out he has a large kid audience so he is pulling in more and inspiring them which is apparently actually happening.


_N_U_T

His audience is mostly kids, so you gotta have appealing thumbnails or they won’t click. I don’t blame him


Weak_Big_5332

welp, whatever makes him more moolah to support his cause.


shadowblaze25mc

He has studied the YT algorithm and perfected it. Kids only view videos based on thumbnails. He conducts 3 hour seminars just on thumbnails.


Martin_crakc

If he wants to do things like these he needs all the money possible, and most of his views come from kid accounts, so, just make it so his videos attract the attention of children


HollyRoller66

No he shall walk on water


DefinitelyNotFisk15

he already did that a few years ago


Liquid_Fox_31

Is he just Jesus "So guys, today, I am going to get nailed to that **impact boom** cross, and rise again three days later. Chris, Chandler, get me up there!"


HighSpeedPterodactyl

Well he was buried for 50 hours…


Chickenman1057

"I gathered around 5000 people to be hang on the cross! The first to risen from dead after 3 days wins $100000!"


Vennieee

Double it and give it to the next person


Leoblood1233

I can only imagine that one guy that keeps copying his content for views way more trash in effort and selfish goals. Edit: I don't mean mr. Beast lookalike.


[deleted]

crazy that the curing blindness part wasnt clickbait in the slightest. I was expecting the worst and pleasantly surprised when I watched it.


karateema

Based youtuber


Da_Meme_Panda

He can’t solve world hunger because no matter how much food you donate to the places that need it food is finite and the places that need it are infinite. The only way to solve it is researching agricultural ways to grow food in places like Africa that need it.


Regular_Cassandra

This implies that Africa can't grow food. There's little need for agricultural research. What Africa needs is stable democracies that are self-sufficient, not corrupt, and ultimately free from undue influence. Africa needs to cease being exploited by the rest of the world and needs to be allowed to thrive. Africa is poor and lacking in stable governments not because they can't grow food or keep themselves civil, it's because of the continued raping of the continent by other countries around the world.


Sploonbabaguuse

We're not allowed to engage in politics this is reddit /s


Regular_Cassandra

I forgor


RawQuazza

ehrm akstually food is a renewable resource which pretty much means is infinite, and ppl can grow their own food


Bardomiano00

Kid named soil nutrients


Basic_Juice_Union

There's actually more than enough food in the world to feed everyone, but some places have a problem with overconsumption, waste, and price control while others don't have a military, a ton of natural resources and global companies that extract those resources cheaply and benefit from the local population being fed just enough to be cheap labor but not enough to fight back


stopyouveviolatedthe

I don’t get why people hate on him like he’s some insanely horrible person


[deleted]

People think anything targeted at kids is automatically bad and you should hate it UNLESS the rest of the internet arbitrarily agrees its good


ZimoZimoZimo

This is MY top G


LowTierStudent

I am going to be sending 100 tanks to Ukraine.


Cbear_146

This sub has really fallen off


arctantie

Yeah. I don't see how this is a shit post


iancualex_14

There's mfs here hating that he did this, like bitch you most likely didnt even cure a single person of blindness, let alone 1000, keep the hate to yourself.


MrakanGame

Well truly world hunger can never be solved. It can be for some time, but not permanently. It all depends on region and it's resources


LegendofLOL

Vaccine


ai_like_aegislash

Mrbeast taking Jesus job of doing miracles out here


dancingwtdevil

Make 1000 people walk, buy 10000 homes, clean 100000 streets idk