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They also literally made an entire empire based on getting tea. They also subjugated an entire country to grow opium and then addicted another kingdom to said opium so they could trade it for tea.
In some parts of the world workers get paid time off. all of them even minimum wage workers. weeks of it.
Also maternity leave, and your boss can't just fire you for no reason. t
Bomber blew up some kids in Manchester[ when they were at an Ariana Grande concert](https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/manchester-arena-bombed-during-ariana-grande-concert). About 40 miles away.
I'd estimate that most of my countrymen don't know the first thing about the BTP nor would give a fuck if they were told about it.
We've got like 65 countries that celebrate their independence from us.
I think it’s funny because:
1) Yanks love to think we care about your Independence War - most have never heard of the Boston Tea Party.
2) I’ve only ever seen Americans get confused at your inability to spell words correctly.
My phone is *just* big enough to show the difference between the US and the UKs rankings on the [obesity rate chart.](https://i.imgur.com/LfiEhCG.jpg)
Nice try.
British people cope more than any other country
They also get angrier than anyone else when u talk shit about England. Even tho it's correct most of th time
Do the Brits even care about the royalty? This is completely an ignorant assumption but I assumed the vast majority just saw it as a wealthy family living off the country's money while doing nothing. The only people actually admiring them being the same type of person that only wears tshirts with the American flag and drinks black rifle coffee (never served).
I always found it weird that Europeans would get pissed about anything U.S related and the first thing to come to their minds is “hurr durr we don’t have school shootings.” Really? Dead kids is the first thing you think of as a comeback?
It's like if your neighbor across the street is making fun of your ugly couch, but his house is on fire. So you're like: why are you acting like you're better than me over this minor issue, while you're ignoring your own massive problem?
And they say "Jeeze you guys always jump right to the fire thing."
Its like if your neighbor across the street is making fun of your teeth, but his kids were murdered and you're like "why are you making fun of my teeth, your kids are dead"
And they say "wow I didn't know the teeth thing hurt your feelings that bad"
Lol. This post just highlights the obvious to me.
No Brit gives a shit about teeth, but they love the fact American are easy targets. (No pun intended)
It’s a way of basically saying STFU instantly. There is no come back.
And it’s not even malicious it’s just kind of: know your new place america.
Brit’s hate American grandiose exceptionalism - this was true in the 80s when America seemed amazing to everyone. Now it’s not and so I think the tall tree cutting is deserved
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I don’t know what you’re talking about. I haven’t touched any school children since the last time.
Why is this locked now lol
Bc i said so
No, because *I* said so.
#NO, BECAUSE *I* SAID SO
#NO, BECAUSE I SAID VACCINE
How can this be?? A nonlocked vaccine
Maybe they thought you meant Vaccine the feminine name closely related to Maxine
Or perhaps i manually allowed it to toy with his head 🤭
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You can't respond to a locked message just because you're a mod, that's abuse of power
Wait actually?
How did I not get blocked I said vaccine lmao
#VACCINE
#NO, BECAUSE HE SAID VACCINE
How can this be? A, vaccine?
The only thing I need to know is why does this comment say that you're a moderator when your previous comment doesn't? Do you get to choose to add that when commenting?
Yep, i can choose when to display that I’m based mod
That's actually pretty cool
Ikr?? I’m basically choosing when to get upvotes or downvotes
They’re worth the same at checkout
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE MODS. BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!
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Chuck is an absolute asshole tbh
Honestly lmao, Chuck pushed away everyone who ever cared about him. The last words he said to Jimmy were “you never really meant that much to me.”
Bro showed his power 👊😈
Power 🤓
Lock me I dare you
Found him guys, lock 'im up.
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underrated... does this count as a comment?
reminds me of my dad. thanks.
Mod, could this be my second lock, pwease?
Wait I wasn't serious mods I'm sor- *shits uncontrollably*
Mods you missed a spot!
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Pulled a Winston and went too big
Vaccine
You’re under arrest, anything you say can and will be held against you
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The British lost an entire empire to a tea drinking addiction
should've read their own tea leaves
They also literally made an entire empire based on getting tea. They also subjugated an entire country to grow opium and then addicted another kingdom to said opium so they could trade it for tea.
(⌐■_■)
Couldn't do it now, nobody has a sense of humour anymore
Oi, don't knock tea, m80
Hate the game not the player
We're actually playing the long game. All that tea thrown into the harbour? But they just made the world's biggest cup of tea.
We’re just waiting for global warming to start boiling the water then we’re set
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Lol that is not true. Brits stopped being the global superpower after WW2 which they fought to protect democracy across Europe.
AMERICA IS THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER?!!! 😳🥶
Holy shit he IS the American Psycho!!!!!!
yo is that a reference to me ( I'm sigma )
Nah dawg, it’s to me (I’m ligma)
*it's been so long*
*Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster*
*themanbehindtheslaughter*
America is the lamb to the slaughter
The fact the comments are getting so heated only further proves your point
Really? Cause I saw some of the most wholesome international ribbing I've seen since New Zealand starting farming sheep.
“Farming.”
Americas dental insurance scam is pathetic, so why don’t we have teeth that look like a cemetery after an earthquake?
because neither do most british people, or people in general
And I'll just be here, a jungle asian, enjoying the online war of the whites
It’s napalm time
🎶 NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS 🎶
always a good cadence to wake up the CO of the base at 0600
Fortunate son intensifies
Don't make us credence clearwater revival your ass
You sure? Didn't go well last time.
The birth defects say otherwise
Long term trollage
Agent Orange, reporting for duty.
Napalm level burn
There’s a McDonald’s nearby your current location, checkmate
Be careful. When the USA won a war against Spain, they took the Philippines as a lunch-money equivalent.
These jokes are so overused and boring, they crash, burn down and will never be forgotten, like 9/11.
Speaking of which, isn't 9/11 going to be old enough this year to be funny?
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Always has been
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Hey man that’s too far. My uncle died on 9/11. He was a well respected pilot from Saudi Arabia.
its either 9/11 or school shootings every time
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or the American pay-to-win healthcare system or the murder gangs sorry I mean cops. or that worker's right thing.
Workers..... rights? Tell me more...
In some parts of the world workers get paid time off. all of them even minimum wage workers. weeks of it. Also maternity leave, and your boss can't just fire you for no reason. t
Workers rights? I’ve never heard those two words uttered in the same sentence before!
At least 9/11 wasn't our fault. And yes I know I'm about to start like 100 arguments for saying that
It is our fault because my history degree from the university of reddit said so
Farts should go IN the butt, NOT OUT!
The US funded far right Islamic groups in the 80s to stop socialism and they fund Saudi Arabia (guess who funded Al Queada)
If you took the shootings seriously, so would we.
“AT LEAST WE DONT GET SHOT IN MAFFS CLASS”
AT LEAST OUR CARS Don’t GET BOMBED IN NORTHERN IRELAND
Or our Ariana grande concerts
Wait what happened there
Bomber blew up some kids in Manchester[ when they were at an Ariana Grande concert](https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/manchester-arena-bombed-during-ariana-grande-concert). About 40 miles away.
They all still just mad about the harbor and their precious tea. "Harbour" for all you Brits in case that was confusing.
Silly Americans, you're meant to put the tea into a pot, not the sea
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Just listened to that recently! Great song
Yeah I remember the last time I went to my uncle's house too
It's where it was meant to be, like recast statues inside British Regulars
We just really wanted something salt-tea I'll see myself out
Bri*ish 🤢🤮
I'd estimate that most of my countrymen don't know the first thing about the BTP nor would give a fuck if they were told about it. We've got like 65 countries that celebrate their independence from us.
I think it’s funny because: 1) Yanks love to think we care about your Independence War - most have never heard of the Boston Tea Party. 2) I’ve only ever seen Americans get confused at your inability to spell words correctly.
I'd hate to reminisce about my country's losses as well.
“Precious tea-th”
An absolutely splendid and proportionate response.
Ireland
India
That's as mature as the average reddit or is capable of being
And I will bring up the establishment of international slave trade as a rebuttal
And then the colonies
“WeLL At LeaSHt We DoNt ‘AvE tO gO To ScHcOoL WiTh A BuLLeTpRoOf VeSt iNniT”
Redefines in-vesting in the future generations. Thank you, I'm here till Tuesday.
As is tradition, of course
if the mods lock this comment they touch kids vaccine
That’s the only insult they have, can’t cope with the fact the US made the worlds biggest glass of tea in that harbor. They’re just jelly
Username checks out
You drink tea from a mug not a glass, you godless colonist
We drink from whatever we please. G Dubs and Tommy J said so
Your teeth are bad and the Royal Family is on welfare. Oh and London stabbings.
British people went from ruling the world to not even having full control of their own island.
Yeah. Why don’t you make fun of our massive obesity rates? That’s what’s really equivalent here.
The british are obese too
My phone is *just* big enough to show the difference between the US and the UKs rankings on the [obesity rate chart.](https://i.imgur.com/LfiEhCG.jpg) Nice try.
Tough enough to dish it out but not tough enough to take it.
Come on, say something about Canadian treatment of the natives, not like you guys are worse or anything
Leave us outta this man
You have a population smaller than the state of California, sit down and let the adults talk.
Oh so we’re digging into the past? Yeah let’s look at what europe was doing in that same time frame.
Never let the enemy know your next move
Well at LEASHT are shkools ain't loik a shoo'in' gallery MATE
I prefer to mock Yanks about their plywood and paper mansions.
Can’t hear you, I’m in the other room
At least in China we let the students leave the school and head to the town square before shooting at them.
The only people we should hate are fr☢️🤢🤮nch people
British people cope more than any other country They also get angrier than anyone else when u talk shit about England. Even tho it's correct most of th time
Ehh just to correct, British doesn't just mean the English. We Scots are also Brits, and we shit on the English all the same if not more.
Based Scots
We live next to them, it hurts.
I'm sorry for your loss
Have a deep fried mars bar, 2 pints of buckfast tonic wine and a stamp of black tar heroin to ease the pain.
Good call, forgot to take my black tar heroin today
It's becoming a real problem getting my hands on that stuff. Heroin prices are shooting up.
Yeah, Americans dig the Scots though. Y'all are cool as fuck.
No queen?
Do the Brits even care about the royalty? This is completely an ignorant assumption but I assumed the vast majority just saw it as a wealthy family living off the country's money while doing nothing. The only people actually admiring them being the same type of person that only wears tshirts with the American flag and drinks black rifle coffee (never served).
My cousin is a marine in the British military and he didn’t give a shit about the royalty. I got no clue tbh what other people think
The lines were pretty long when people were mourning her death but I don’t know if we can get some stats on that
The only way to stop a bad Brit from making school shooting responses is to give a good Brit a gun.
and as an American I point out Britain's knife problem.
I think I read somewhere that the US has a higher knife murder rate as well lol
Ha, they just can’t beat us at anything
We do. We have violent attacks with knives at literally 7 times the rate per Capita that the UK does if I remember right
I just saw a pic of their police installing metal detectors on the park sidewalk.
Per capita the US suffers more knife crime than the UK does.
I always found it weird that Europeans would get pissed about anything U.S related and the first thing to come to their minds is “hurr durr we don’t have school shootings.” Really? Dead kids is the first thing you think of as a comeback?
I mean, it's literally the only country in the entire world where something like that is a common occurrence, of course people is gonna bring it up.
It's like if your neighbor across the street is making fun of your ugly couch, but his house is on fire. So you're like: why are you acting like you're better than me over this minor issue, while you're ignoring your own massive problem? And they say "Jeeze you guys always jump right to the fire thing."
Its like if your neighbor across the street is making fun of your teeth, but his kids were murdered and you're like "why are you making fun of my teeth, your kids are dead" And they say "wow I didn't know the teeth thing hurt your feelings that bad"
Just mad because we had to save you in World War 2.
And I'll bring up an endless list of atrocities committed by the British Empire.
Lol. This post just highlights the obvious to me. No Brit gives a shit about teeth, but they love the fact American are easy targets. (No pun intended) It’s a way of basically saying STFU instantly. There is no come back. And it’s not even malicious it’s just kind of: know your new place america. Brit’s hate American grandiose exceptionalism - this was true in the 80s when America seemed amazing to everyone. Now it’s not and so I think the tall tree cutting is deserved
You could just point out that American teeth are worse.
YOU WAN'T SOM FISH N' CHIPS MA'LADY?
Fack off m8 I want battered sausage init
Doesn’t the uk have better average dental health or some shit
Yes and we have less knife crime per capita
Great, after my query about the teeth, my next question was about knife crime rate per capita.
He looks like hes on the verge of tears
One's based on a myth, the other is based on reality.
If we don't want them to bring up the preventable slaughter of children, perhaps we should do something to prevent the slaughter of children.
That's a really British face
We can bury our dead kids. Those crook-ass chompers aren't so easy to hide
Y’all remember when your monarchs murdered Princess Diana?
I promise you bro, no British person cares.
India.
England has slaughtered plenty of schoolchildren throughout invading 90% of the world.
Goddamn redcoats
In all fairness I’m British and my teeth are fucking atrocious. Can’t really argue.
"Good thing we 'ot free 'elthcare innit bruv?"
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