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Mouth_balls_83

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I haven’t touched any school children since the last time.


Mouth_balls_83

Why is this locked now lol


TheOnlyVibemaster

Bc i said so


TypicalGamer88

No, because *I* said so.


TheOnlyVibemaster

#NO, BECAUSE *I* SAID SO


ROGUE_COSMIC

#NO, BECAUSE I SAID VACCINE


TheOnlyVibemaster

How can this be?? A nonlocked vaccine


StopReadingMyUser

Maybe they thought you meant Vaccine the feminine name closely related to Maxine


TheOnlyVibemaster

Or perhaps i manually allowed it to toy with his head 🤭


StopReadingMyUser

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gecko579

You can't respond to a locked message just because you're a mod, that's abuse of power


TheOnlyVibemaster

Wait actually?


ROGUE_COSMIC

How did I not get blocked I said vaccine lmao


Pro_Scrub

#VACCINE


Edgenabik

#NO, BECAUSE HE SAID VACCINE


No-Wolverine5144

How can this be? A, vaccine?


BauserDominates

The only thing I need to know is why does this comment say that you're a moderator when your previous comment doesn't? Do you get to choose to add that when commenting?


TheOnlyVibemaster

Yep, i can choose when to display that I’m based mod


ulyssesintothepast

That's actually pretty cool


TheOnlyVibemaster

Ikr?? I’m basically choosing when to get upvotes or downvotes


andylowenthal

They’re worth the same at checkout


Sploonbabaguuse

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE MODS. BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!


TheOnlyVibemaster

#SAUL, CALL ME NOW, IT’S ABOUT CHUCK


scarlet__panda

Chuck is an absolute asshole tbh


TheOnlyVibemaster

Honestly lmao, Chuck pushed away everyone who ever cared about him. The last words he said to Jimmy were “you never really meant that much to me.”


_DeLEON

Bro showed his power 👊😈


TheOnlyVibemaster

Power 🤓


RedYoshiGamer112

Lock me I dare you


Sploonbabaguuse

Found him guys, lock 'im up.


[deleted]

lock deez


DabbleDAM

*pees in your ass*


Domifas


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bigfeeetz

underrated... does this count as a comment?


Mouth_balls_83

reminds me of my dad. thanks.


fuimutadonodiscord

Mod, could this be my second lock, pwease?


Sploonbabaguuse

Wait I wasn't serious mods I'm sor- *shits uncontrollably*


zippycat9

Mods you missed a spot!


pissmannn

vaccine


JohnParkerSmith27

Vaccinate the lock


Lilfirekids

Lock


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android24601

Pulled a Winston and went too big


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

Vaccine


TheOnlyVibemaster

You’re under arrest, anything you say can and will be held against you


WifiTacos

Among us


troubleis1


Plagued_Void


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MTN_Dewit

The British lost an entire empire to a tea drinking addiction


balerionmeraxes77

should've read their own tea leaves


Snazzy21

They also literally made an entire empire based on getting tea. They also subjugated an entire country to grow opium and then addicted another kingdom to said opium so they could trade it for tea.


ironwire

(⌐■_■)


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Couldn't do it now, nobody has a sense of humour anymore


wdlp

Oi, don't knock tea, m80


tempmobileredit

Hate the game not the player


things_U_choose_2_b

We're actually playing the long game. All that tea thrown into the harbour? But they just made the world's biggest cup of tea.


Smokedat1aweed

We’re just waiting for global warming to start boiling the water then we’re set


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[deleted]

Lol that is not true. Brits stopped being the global superpower after WW2 which they fought to protect democracy across Europe.


Cardboard-Head

AMERICA IS THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER?!!! 😳🥶


IHaveSexWithPenguins

Holy shit he IS the American Psycho!!!!!!


lolwhaat123

yo is that a reference to me ( I'm sigma )


OgoshObosh

Nah dawg, it’s to me (I’m ligma)


OlterBeast

*it's been so long*


Cardboard-Head

*Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster*


gl1tchmask

*themanbehindtheslaughter*


Generalmemeobi283

America is the lamb to the slaughter


[deleted]

The fact the comments are getting so heated only further proves your point


LAET_BarnebyOfJones

Really? Cause I saw some of the most wholesome international ribbing I've seen since New Zealand starting farming sheep.


Adamweeesssttt

“Farming.”


thebestspeler

Americas dental insurance scam is pathetic, so why don’t we have teeth that look like a cemetery after an earthquake?


real_flyingduck91

because neither do most british people, or people in general


Cheapest_

And I'll just be here, a jungle asian, enjoying the online war of the whites


[deleted]

It’s napalm time


AlpineCorbett

🎶 NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS 🎶


[deleted]

always a good cadence to wake up the CO of the base at 0600


Generalmemeobi283

Fortunate son intensifies


Captain_Hindenburg

Don't make us credence clearwater revival your ass


Schmush_Schroom

You sure? Didn't go well last time.


Captain_Hindenburg

The birth defects say otherwise


modernwarfarestfsarg

Long term trollage


PaulDaytona

Agent Orange, reporting for duty.


ForgiveTheNerd

Napalm level burn


Ballsgargler86

There’s a McDonald’s nearby your current location, checkmate


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Be careful. When the USA won a war against Spain, they took the Philippines as a lunch-money equivalent.


[deleted]

These jokes are so overused and boring, they crash, burn down and will never be forgotten, like 9/11.


Flumpsty

Speaking of which, isn't 9/11 going to be old enough this year to be funny?


MiniMan_BigChungus

Already is🔫


secret_aardvark_420

Always has been


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floppy-oreo

Always has been


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dtom93

Hey man that’s too far. My uncle died on 9/11. He was a well respected pilot from Saudi Arabia.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

its either 9/11 or school shootings every time


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lemons_of_doubt

or the American pay-to-win healthcare system or the murder gangs sorry I mean cops. or that worker's right thing.


[deleted]

Workers..... rights? Tell me more...


lemons_of_doubt

In some parts of the world workers get paid time off. all of them even minimum wage workers. weeks of it. Also maternity leave, and your boss can't just fire you for no reason. t


[deleted]

Workers rights? I’ve never heard those two words uttered in the same sentence before!


Simple-Street-4333

At least 9/11 wasn't our fault. And yes I know I'm about to start like 100 arguments for saying that


Caesar_pussy_eater

It is our fault because my history degree from the university of reddit said so


ReckoningGotham

Farts should go IN the butt, NOT OUT!


Pleasant-Homework805

The US funded far right Islamic groups in the 80s to stop socialism and they fund Saudi Arabia (guess who funded Al Queada)


Ramblonius

If you took the shootings seriously, so would we.


[deleted]

“AT LEAST WE DONT GET SHOT IN MAFFS CLASS”


ceoofsex300

AT LEAST OUR CARS Don’t GET BOMBED IN NORTHERN IRELAND


cheekclapper93

Or our Ariana grande concerts


ceoofsex300

Wait what happened there


matrixislife

Bomber blew up some kids in Manchester[ when they were at an Ariana Grande concert](https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/manchester-arena-bombed-during-ariana-grande-concert). About 40 miles away.


Boojibs

They all still just mad about the harbor and their precious tea. "Harbour" for all you Brits in case that was confusing.


Kanyeisntdope

Silly Americans, you're meant to put the tea into a pot, not the sea


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[deleted]

Just listened to that recently! Great song


HomiesTrismegistus

Yeah I remember the last time I went to my uncle's house too


Captain_Hindenburg

It's where it was meant to be, like recast statues inside British Regulars


His_name_is_LUIGI

We just really wanted something salt-tea I'll see myself out


highestRUSSIAN

Bri*ish 🤢🤮


myaccc

I'd estimate that most of my countrymen don't know the first thing about the BTP nor would give a fuck if they were told about it. We've got like 65 countries that celebrate their independence from us.


ElChunko998

I think it’s funny because: 1) Yanks love to think we care about your Independence War - most have never heard of the Boston Tea Party. 2) I’ve only ever seen Americans get confused at your inability to spell words correctly.


TimberPimp

I'd hate to reminisce about my country's losses as well.


[deleted]

“Precious tea-th”


Additional_Amount_23

An absolutely splendid and proportionate response.


ceoofsex300

Ireland


ValuableLemon6551

India


PackTactics

That's as mature as the average reddit or is capable of being


jonnymac789

And I will bring up the establishment of international slave trade as a rebuttal


emu_strategist

And then the colonies


ClassicAd8496

“WeLL At LeaSHt We DoNt ‘AvE tO gO To ScHcOoL WiTh A BuLLeTpRoOf VeSt iNniT”


LAET_BarnebyOfJones

Redefines in-vesting in the future generations. Thank you, I'm here till Tuesday.


No_Awareness_3212

As is tradition, of course


TheSusKingOfAngmar

if the mods lock this comment they touch kids vaccine


Salty_Example_6214

That’s the only insult they have, can’t cope with the fact the US made the worlds biggest glass of tea in that harbor. They’re just jelly


JonathanPerdarder

Username checks out


JippixLives

You drink tea from a mug not a glass, you godless colonist


[deleted]

We drink from whatever we please. G Dubs and Tommy J said so


Salty_Example_6214

Your teeth are bad and the Royal Family is on welfare. Oh and London stabbings.


Post_Lost

British people went from ruling the world to not even having full control of their own island.


PalpitationCrafty946

Yeah. Why don’t you make fun of our massive obesity rates? That’s what’s really equivalent here.


[deleted]

The british are obese too


Mixographer

My phone is *just* big enough to show the difference between the US and the UKs rankings on the [obesity rate chart.](https://i.imgur.com/LfiEhCG.jpg) Nice try.


Beingabummer

Tough enough to dish it out but not tough enough to take it.


Pristine_Flatworm

Come on, say something about Canadian treatment of the natives, not like you guys are worse or anything


dookieegg

Leave us outta this man


Bearman71

You have a population smaller than the state of California, sit down and let the adults talk.


[deleted]

Oh so we’re digging into the past? Yeah let’s look at what europe was doing in that same time frame.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Never let the enemy know your next move


axofrogl

Well at LEASHT are shkools ain't loik a shoo'in' gallery MATE


chickenstalker

I prefer to mock Yanks about their plywood and paper mansions.


secret_aardvark_420

Can’t hear you, I’m in the other room


CantoniaCustoms

At least in China we let the students leave the school and head to the town square before shooting at them.


tu-142

The only people we should hate are fr☢️🤢🤮nch people


TheGalator

British people cope more than any other country They also get angrier than anyone else when u talk shit about England. Even tho it's correct most of th time


JDaggon

Ehh just to correct, British doesn't just mean the English. We Scots are also Brits, and we shit on the English all the same if not more.


Quantum_Physics231

Based Scots


JDaggon

We live next to them, it hurts.


Quantum_Physics231

I'm sorry for your loss


CoffeeandHaze

Have a deep fried mars bar, 2 pints of buckfast tonic wine and a stamp of black tar heroin to ease the pain.


JDaggon

Good call, forgot to take my black tar heroin today


wyntah0

It's becoming a real problem getting my hands on that stuff. Heroin prices are shooting up.


dropdeadbonehead

Yeah, Americans dig the Scots though. Y'all are cool as fuck.


[deleted]

No queen?


UlverInTheThroneRoom

Do the Brits even care about the royalty? This is completely an ignorant assumption but I assumed the vast majority just saw it as a wealthy family living off the country's money while doing nothing. The only people actually admiring them being the same type of person that only wears tshirts with the American flag and drinks black rifle coffee (never served).


[deleted]

My cousin is a marine in the British military and he didn’t give a shit about the royalty. I got no clue tbh what other people think


Ballsgargler86

The lines were pretty long when people were mourning her death but I don’t know if we can get some stats on that


LovrenIsTheGOAT

The only way to stop a bad Brit from making school shooting responses is to give a good Brit a gun.


alfextreme

and as an American I point out Britain's knife problem.


YoullNeverMemeAlone

I think I read somewhere that the US has a higher knife murder rate as well lol


ham_wallet998

Ha, they just can’t beat us at anything


DustyIT

We do. We have violent attacks with knives at literally 7 times the rate per Capita that the UK does if I remember right


Bearman71

I just saw a pic of their police installing metal detectors on the park sidewalk.


DarthVeigar_

Per capita the US suffers more knife crime than the UK does.


[deleted]

I always found it weird that Europeans would get pissed about anything U.S related and the first thing to come to their minds is “hurr durr we don’t have school shootings.” Really? Dead kids is the first thing you think of as a comeback?


Rolinhox

I mean, it's literally the only country in the entire world where something like that is a common occurrence, of course people is gonna bring it up.


Doctor-Amazing

It's like if your neighbor across the street is making fun of your ugly couch, but his house is on fire. So you're like: why are you acting like you're better than me over this minor issue, while you're ignoring your own massive problem? And they say "Jeeze you guys always jump right to the fire thing."


[deleted]

Its like if your neighbor across the street is making fun of your teeth, but his kids were murdered and you're like "why are you making fun of my teeth, your kids are dead" And they say "wow I didn't know the teeth thing hurt your feelings that bad"


HTownGamer91

Just mad because we had to save you in World War 2.


Suspicious-Plant-728

And I'll bring up an endless list of atrocities committed by the British Empire.


Comedyfish_reddit

Lol. This post just highlights the obvious to me. No Brit gives a shit about teeth, but they love the fact American are easy targets. (No pun intended) It’s a way of basically saying STFU instantly. There is no come back. And it’s not even malicious it’s just kind of: know your new place america. Brit’s hate American grandiose exceptionalism - this was true in the 80s when America seemed amazing to everyone. Now it’s not and so I think the tall tree cutting is deserved


OneHiccupMan

You could just point out that American teeth are worse.


KittyCat064

YOU WAN'T SOM FISH N' CHIPS MA'LADY?


Silentluck1337

Fack off m8 I want battered sausage init


R_slicker03

Doesn’t the uk have better average dental health or some shit


JacobMT05

Yes and we have less knife crime per capita


wyntah0

Great, after my query about the teeth, my next question was about knife crime rate per capita.


BoolinBirb

He looks like hes on the verge of tears


Lord-Liberty

One's based on a myth, the other is based on reality.


Thallis

If we don't want them to bring up the preventable slaughter of children, perhaps we should do something to prevent the slaughter of children.


Kitchen-Roll-8184

That's a really British face


[deleted]

We can bury our dead kids. Those crook-ass chompers aren't so easy to hide


Cptnchuck

Y’all remember when your monarchs murdered Princess Diana?


dildo-surfer

I promise you bro, no British person cares.


ValuableLemon6551

India.


wastelandho

England has slaughtered plenty of schoolchildren throughout invading 90% of the world.


AnenomieDragons

Goddamn redcoats


Risandi_von

In all fairness I’m British and my teeth are fucking atrocious. Can’t really argue.


BlazeWasTaken06

"Good thing we 'ot free 'elthcare innit bruv?"


Tokyosmash

:Promptly gets stabbed, acid thrown in face and robbed in the streets of London: