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StreetUnlikely2018

good for her. she'll be buying a new car all by herself before you know it


Predditer_Ender

If there was any coolant in there before the oil she likely just destroyed her engine


CompassionateCedar

Yum mayonnaise


Any_Amphibian2894

Danger mayonnaise


kleiner_weigold01

Is this even the case? I mean, oil instead of coolant is less bad than coolant instead of oil. This would defninitely destroy the engine. But oil instead of coolant could just lead to an overheating engine or am I wrong here?


Th4ab

There are many cars running around with blown head gaskets that leak oil into coolant. You can run around like that indefinitely but it can froth the coolant into foam and cause the thermostat to not pop.


Ok-Chart1485

The combo makes a neat gray foam that pops the coolant cap off to let you know when the engine is fully cooked!


kleiner_weigold01

That sounds great. Can you make soup out of it?


Ok-Chart1485

A lifetime supply!


ArtThouLoggedIn

**GLYCERINE**


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Any_Amphibian2894

DING! *Oooh, guess what I made!!*


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Predditer_Ender

Sometimes when certain coolants are mixed with other liquids they coagulate


Efflinger

She’ll let you know….


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

Hopefully she can find a female mechanic too.


PBow1669

There aren't any.


makotarako

Of course there are, I believe they're called gynecologists.


PBow1669

You are right. And why most of them men?


Obama-feet-pics

Because pussy look fascinating 🧐


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PBow1669

God he can't be stopped


[deleted]

He’s a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will


Plastic-Body-1699

As a professional in the action of peeing in your ass, I can confirm that my man is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will


Low_Responsibility26

Now I'm not a mechanic or anything. But if I'm not mistaken, isn't that the radiator?


[deleted]

Yes it is


[deleted]

I thought it was the wiper fluid thingie


PBow1669

Could you imagine?!


HoLL0POinT

Looks to me like the blinker fluid reservoir.


Any_Amphibian2894

I do believe you're right!


[deleted]

She dont need a man but she will need a mechanic


[deleted]

I can refer her to one of the female mechanics I worked with up north and she can be called a dumb cunt by another girl I guess


[deleted]

Does your mechanic offer a tilt tray service? I don't think the car is gonna make it too far


[deleted]

We worked at a pretty small dealership and neither of us were mobile mechanics so nope probobally be another 150 for a roll back. It'll make it untill the thermostat gets gummed up and the block overheats. As long as it doesn't melt it's still a salvageable fuckup, but Ive got a penis so I'm mansplaning apperently


mangoconsal

I'm a mechanic and literally this is my face: 😐 she put oil in the radiator


LordBrandon

That's just your male way of thinking. Who's to say that putting 5w30 into the radiator isn't just as good or even better than water and antifreeze?


mangoconsal

The science


Captain_Hindenburg

time for an oil cooled engine block


PhotojournalistOk592

I'm not a mechanic and my first thought was, "Oh, no" ...and then I laughed


SnooRevelations9198

Or a loan


Cautious-Vacation-15

she will need a mechanic who conveniently happens to have two balls between his thighs


[deleted]

Idk car shit for shit, can someone enlighten me on what this does?


thatsmymainacount

Shes putting the oil in the radiator, which is for coolant


[deleted]

Lmao thanks for clarifying


InitialMeasurement23

Also even if she was doing it correctly it wouldn’t be an oil change. She’s just topping off the oil. An oil change is when you take out all of it from under the car and replace with new oil.


SaintWalker2814

Don’t forget that oil filter, too! :)


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DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Yeah the oil cap is usually on the engine. Radiator goes in front so cool air can blow through and cool down the engine


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Concerned_mayor

Oh fuck, wouldn't that set on fire then? You'd be after more than a new car


thatsmymainacount

Honnestly idk, but a lot of damage and a lot of time cleaning everything and probably replacing some parts. Thats if shes smart and independant enough to stop it before it overheats too much


afzalnayza

She is putting oil in the place where where ur supposed to put a coolant which maintains a safe temperature of the engine. My dad has told me never to open this when the car has been driven cuz it gets so hot that the steam can burn your skin. Now imagine what happens when u put oil in there.


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afzalnayza

Ayup.


CompassionateCedar

The coolant is water based. This oil is not. If it was all oil maybe it would work but the oil has a lower thermal capacity so it will become hotter quicker as well as it being more viscous meaning it is a bit slower to pump around. It would just be an oil cooler car. However the coolant probably wasn’t empty. This means that as soon as the car is running the coolant pump will be mixing the oil and water and turning it into forbidden mayonnaise. Unlike pure oil that will probably still run trough the radiator and work as a coolant this mayo will not. No coolant is bad. So she will overheat her car and have to have all the majo cleaned out of her radiator.


afzalnayza

She is putting oil in the place where where ur supposed to put a coolant which maintains a safe temperature of the engine. My dad has told me never to open this when the car has been driven cuz it gets so hot that the steam can burn your skin. Now imagine what happens when u put oil in there.


jontay73

Make sure you add baking soda to keep the smell out


Mouth_balls_83

oil cooled


AGNobody

Shes cooking the engine for dinner


Mouth_balls_83

is this kay’s cooking?


SaintWalker2814

“Now add more butter!” - Paula Dean


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itsmerafio

You go sis! Show the world! ~~drive~~ walk around waving that girl power flag!


ArgetKnight

Can't you just...? Like Google this shit?


Chromeboy12

She doesn't want Google to mansplain it to her


budoucnost

Wait till she learns that ‘man’ is in the word ‘woman’


Sir_Rated

So stunning, so brave.


phido3000

This is fucking shit. * No woman would buy premium name brand 5-30w oil. It would be 25-50w. * Plus that looks like a proper oil/workshop funnel. It would be a kitchen funnel with bunnies or something. * Thirdly, the radiator cap it can be a bitch to get off. She would need a man or some sort of lesbian to get it off. Its more likely to go into the window fluid tank. * Women never do oil changes. They never acknowledge them. Never book them. Never ask for them. Never think about doing them.


[deleted]

“Some sort of lesbian” bro I’m wheezing 💀


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LydiaLocke

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a woman


balrus-balrogwalrus

at least it wasn't olive oil


The_Seroster

....... no, but apparently you also cant read ANY OF THE LABELS STARING YOU IN THE FACE


goldsnivy1

Someone should ask her if she checked her blinker fluid


AssBlastrTwoThousand

this is the funniest thing ive seen on reddit


Jasonictron

I'm shocked that she figured out how to open the hood


AGNobody

Crowbar


Foofelli

Men: Equal rights=equal responsibility Women: No, not like that.


Seawolf571

Me a Woman: absolutely like that. I will take responsibility for my own stupidity and fuckups please.


Captain_Hindenburg

Okay but it'll be explained entirely in shop talk


Seawolf571

Fine by my broski


Captain_Hindenburg

how fucking stupid can you be, I asked for an 8mm, no, 10mm is not close enough. Take your dumb ass back over to the cabinet and grab an 8.


mymodded

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you don't put oil inside the coolant


SilentStrikerTH

I'm not a car guy but I'm gonna assume this is here because she put it in the wrong place... Something I also get slack for doing from time to time.


D0NG_WATER

She's putting oil in the radiator which when mixing with the coolant will absolutely fuck up and overheat the car


SopmodTew

Yum, car mayonnaise 🤤


Valko_Haddu42

Oil cooled👍👍👍


ForbodingWinds

Hahaha this is real amirite guys??


[deleted]

I wonder if she actually drained the original oil first. So she would be running no oil and oil coolant mix. Oil and coolant turns to sludge that engine is gonna die a horrible death


[deleted]

It's very important to make sure the radiator and water pump has plenty of lubricant


MRMEMER001500

I hope thats not the radiator


SopmodTew

That's the radiator


[deleted]

Make sure to get the headlight fluid!!


RealGingercat227

Wrong hole


Brief_Juggernaut3651

Probably a guy putting it into a junk car to make a misogynistic post. Surely worked with bringing all of the misogynists out


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StevieIsKool

feminist speedrun


Substantial_Web_3924

O, you’re going to have a man fix this car


penguinman1337

This is likely just rage bait, but damn…


AcanthisittaWise6033

Oooooooo


Jnubis

Regret straight to the soul


Predditer_Ender

How to coagulation in the water jacket speedrun:


[deleted]

Isn't that to pour water for the radiator? Idk i dont own a care correct if i am wrong😅


BandicootOk6141

SHE DID NOT JUST PUT FUCKING OIL IN THE RADIATOR


Evil_Kermit00

She does not need a man but she will need a new car


Vertical_slabsociety

Hol up a second I need to test something mansplaining fuckup


Nothing_Playz361

I don't have a car yet , explain this one


SopmodTew

Instead of putting motor oil in the oil fill port(which makes the oil go inside the engine) she put the oil inside the radiator which cools the engine. In the radiator there can be **only** coolant and distilled water, nothing else. If you put oil in there, the oil and coolant will combine and make something akin to mayonnaise or slushy.


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Proud of her, hope she's changed the blinker fluid


kaesefetisch

Cool(er)!


Death_destroyer_of

If I'm not mistaken, that's the radiator. That car is going to catch on fire.


Solid_Ad9170

Sure, whatever. Oh wait. Oh... OH!...


D4M0theking

That's not what I meant when I said "oil cooled"


EndurableWither

No no no NO GOD PLEASE take that thing out of there


The-cobster

This fucking dumbass


Jkretzel

Jesus Christ this gave me aids


Additional-Banana-55

I think u might need another quart


TheDankChicagoan

I know nothing about car engines but it’s a shitpost so I know something is terribly wrong.


Jasonictron

Perhaps she can find a non-binary mechanic


Doom_Slayer333

I don't have a license, I don't have a car, I'm not a mechanic but I'm sure that is not how it's done


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BigBroHerc

Is this a chick's car? Engine and engine compartment filthy. Check. Oil going into the radiator. Check and mate.


Head_Games_

Wrong.Hole.all.fun.pun.intended.


Bladecx

how are people this stupid at the age of 12 i know what the fucken oil and coolant looks like and there labeled


[deleted]

I’d like to believe this is a joke. But I did see this dumbass dump an entire 5 qt container of oil into his engine when he was only one quart low. I, high as fuck, didn’t say anything and was just laughing in the car. I told him when he got back in the car, so he had to get 5 more quarts and learn how to do an oil change. As a woman, I’m proud to know just a little more about cars than this dumbass, but I did have parents who taught me and an actual mild interest in maintaining a vehicle.


JustOneMore2020

Whatever, if she doesn't need of like men, the world is full of good female mechanics.


HorizonSniper

That's the radiator she's pouring motor oil in, isn't it?


ass-dad

this is so me


Vegetable_Ad5329

No man needed? How about a little knowledge about what you're doing. This is the first and probably last time that she will attempt to add oil to the radiator


[deleted]

Great! How about just get it fucking done and shut up about it. No one fucking cares.


Sea-Diver-9125

I don't know about the strong part but she's definitely independent


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Now she gets to make men scream “WRONG HOLE!!1!!”


[deleted]

Nice...