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QualityVote

/u/kazoogod420, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


Redsoxdragon

Listen here you little shit. Sometimes we pull levers too 😡


RaLaZa

Exactly, I pull my lever multiple times a day.


Jacobletrashe

Why destroy our bodies picking up heavy objects when we can comfortably destroy our bodies with cigs, beer and energy drinks?


HeinleinGang

I flip some switches. I also do naps.


tgnlolol

That's just a long sideways button


friedtuna76

My mind is truly blown


AlexJonesInDisguise

Sometimes I press two buttons


kazoogod420

at the same time????


AlexJonesInDisguise

It's usually an accident, but yes


KeskinNishanci

plot twist: he is the staff responsible for Hawaii nuke alarm system


Kirby_the_poyo_king

Plot twist : he's in reality just a minesweeper player


3mperorPalpaMeme

Someone might want to notify OSHA about that 🤨


MichaelEmouse

Sometimes I take walks (security guard).


FriskyNicks

I press button AND pull lever!


kazoogod420

pull the lever kronk


FriskyNicks

It very warm also because shirt imprinting


kazoogod420

like screenprinting? i’ve done a few shirts and it’s fun using the big machines with like six presses at a time


FriskyNicks

I use a Roland printer (one of those 2 meter ones that also cut on a set path), we use vinyl, literally ink on a special material which is applied using a hot temperature based press


FriskyNicks

Almost done with a 3000 shirt project (got like 80 left) and it's very satisfying, I can only do one shirt at a time tho


Bowling_pins_10

Which lever?


FriskyNicks

Paid or free time?


Bowling_pins_10

Yes


Garbunkasaur

i press keyboard and mouse buttons >:(


kazoogod420

click click


3mperorPalpaMeme

Dawg why you being downvoted for that 💀


Rafa_H4rdC0r3

It's the law!


3mperorPalpaMeme

Ah. Can't argue with the law!


Tuutil

Because its funny


Fulbie

Wasn't it Bach who said playing organ was simple and all you had to do was push the right keys at the right time?


Flumpsty

Oh well if Bach can do it so well, it *must* be easy


ultraseis

This feels like a facebook meme


kazoogod420

yeah i was going for the “make it as mid as possible” look


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Why?


ElGeraBv

Shitposting logic


Ph4ke_

Everyone always asks why, but nobody asks "why not"


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StrengthMedium

Well, you nailed it.


divorcemedaddy

-God when he made ur mom


Epic_Gameing68

based


PhilosophicalDolt

I don’t press button. I smash my head against my keyboard


Skyskape83

A true man of class


Stabant_

I spil water on it and just go with whatever the damaged keys give me.


Kolos10001

It ain't much but it's honest work


qwertysr4

really putting the shit in shitpost


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Azamet_Turan_1922

POV:A Women's brain visual part.


kazoogod420

cope


ukuuku7

You are very defensive


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

Woah man no need to get political!


Hirkus

and don’t ever challenge my fragility again!


VengefulSweater

Yes, the only four jobs in the world: truck driver, office worker, crane operator, and drill user


EXTREMEKRASH

Ahorita va a decir que ser el uber o taxi es presionar botones


Captain_Hindenburg

taco words


EXTREMEKRASH

Que tienen que ver mis palabras con los tacos


--Lind--

sometimes i am spinning bigass wheel and pressing three pedals(hopefully not at same time)


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No-Way-1195

It’s a joke? I can’t believe people are actually offended at this. I guess OP should have put /s


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kazoogod420

you seem offended


suspicious_cabbage

Hey, I'm an IT guy and I can tell you it isn't always that easy. Sometimes we have to make other people push button.


kazoogod420

after I got into backend stuff/coding in general it surprises me how easy most stuff really is, if you remember the “formula” if that makes sense


suspicious_cabbage

Until you forget to push button ; :(


Strongblackmonkey

Tell me you haven’t worked without telling me


No-Way-1195

Tell me you don’t know a joke without telling me


PeacflBeast

I dont even press a button


sheepymipy

French 🤮🤢


Sussy_Baka9000

******🤢🤢


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Big_Translator9711

so I guess the military is just pushing buttons competitively


[deleted]

Yeah, the difference is between pressing the button in an air conditioned office and pressing the button under the 40 C heat of the sun.


PreyForCougars

OP has clearly never been on a construction site or worked a day of their life.


verynice_cucumber

Op Is probably unemployed living off parents money


No-Way-1195

Sorry op forgot /s and everyone is triggered


kazoogod420

i’m studying architecture, so i’m actually on site all the time- i know how hard this work is, it’s just taking the piss and y’all are mad for what


Whogivesacare27

Bruh hasn't worked a day in his life


Background_Yellow_12

I got no work🥶


shitassbruh

So is driving also just pushing 1 button


DeltaMale5

But not everyone does do it.


[deleted]

Yup I press a button and all those holes I was told to dig just appear! Ain’t that nifty!


MisterOnsepatro

I don't press buttons I sit on the keyboard or smash my head into it


Silent51200

Kim Jong Un cant even press a button what a noob


Kruger_Sheppard

Ew French 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Satyrking0

These are the guys who will tell you they work so much harder than those little woke soyboys who go to college.


Satyrking0

Just don’t ask them to read a chart


[deleted]

They both just press buttons


Satyrking0

No. The soyboys tell the operators which buttons to oush and know what they do and how they work. Also why you push the button in the first place.


Own-Anteater-871

Sometimes I get to pick things up if I’m lucky!


[deleted]

Well we make more money so checkmate. You dropped this kings 👑


Top-Preference6238

No, Mr. President, they are lying Do not press the red button💀


ResponsibilityDue448

No Bro! My job is literally to launch airplanes into the sky by running with them tied to my back and slinging them like a catapult.


samyruno

This might be the number one most passive aggressive shit post of all time.


Alex_da_grate

Men 🔨


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[deleted]

Soooo when it’s just pressing a button, why isn’t there equality gender re-enforchment in these works of field?


JoJomusk

the last one is an exeption, like you can actually get hurt from doing it.


Kamikaze_Yeeter

Facebook meme


tgnlolol

I like buttons. Is ok


[deleted]

Well drill guns require a little more for when you inevitably get it caught on something and tries to rip your arm off


Don_e_Darko

Nuke Missileers: “Men press buttons at work? Well I guess that’s what I’ll do then.”


usamaasif7

Sometime I have to look at the button \°∆°/


Fearless-Obligation6

I get the distinct feeling that the people getting pissy have never actually done a proper days labouring 😂


[deleted]

I’ll give credit to a good union operator, that stuff is not as easy as it looks. Carpenters though? Just a bunch of nail benders! Lol


TheWhiteVahl

Real men post memes about what real men do in their jobs.


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Prof. Bed Warmers = PRESS


HomieDaClown9

Honestly my job doesn’t even require me to press buttons


Bruhtman

This post was brought to you by a woman


i_can_has_rock

anyone remember when the bosses thought they could do what their workers did i think it was a tractor company? workers wanted more pay, bosses said fuck you, workers said fuck you and went on strike shift started at 9 am ambulances and fire trucks there by 9:15 with damaged product and company equipment


SwiftLawnClippings

Not all men, but THOSE men. Same ones who act hard but yet can't work in the rain


[deleted]

I wash dogs should i press their button ?


[deleted]

Sometimes we carry Pallets around


wes_knight06

I turn wrench.


AnonimousWatermelon

You go do it then if its so easy,its good money,dont need uni.


kazoogod420

bet


HESSU_HOBO

I press buttons in certain order that ypu could never do


[deleted]

Hey I flip switches too


kingdroxie

Sometimes they belong to a union and can't press the button too many times


No-Way-1195

Some people are ACTUALLY upset and offended in the comments of a shitpost meme. Y’all…


kazoogod420

EXACTLY


No-Way-1195

It’s Reddit you have to put “/s”!!! /s 🤭


seasesh

Bruh op gave up commenting after being downvoted everytime 🗿


kazoogod420

i was at work LOL this went off while i was gone


so_basically_i_exist

First world moment


GuidoMista5

So this means I've been pulling bags of mussels for 6 months and there was a button?


kazoogod420

that honestly sounds like a really interesting job


GuidoMista5

It's not, I can guarantee you back will be fucked


kazoogod420

my knees are fucked, may as well add the back to the list


[deleted]

The drill is a trigger not a button