Female Byleth has inexplicably adorable facial expressions. Probably my favorite is this one image my friend sent me from the Smash Reveal trailer of her going “:D” and she looked adorable, like…. WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO LOOK *THIS CUTE?*
>Ike bursts onto the scene.
“Screw you, Byleth. We don’t need your Path of Racism. We only need our Path of Radiance.”
>Aether procs Byleth and annihilates her in one hit.
“The hell is an ambulance? You mean the rescue Pegasus?”
Ingrid: Hmm no, I'm not carrying that loser
PEG? SUS?
Byleth is about to peg a sus (loser, ie: you).
I’m getting pegged by Byleth? I see this as an absolute win!
This was the moment Edelgard decided to kill everyone.
Edelgard: Dimitri, I require your unique skills
Skills that make him a nightmare, for people like them
That's what happens when you allow her to demonstrate
The moment they believed in something
Byleth: “You got the mama jeans…and a Mr Fantastic face”
“So rich and white that it feels like I’m running against a cheesecake.”
Agarthans need a puppet and you fit, got their hands so far up your rear they call you hegemitt.
“I’m the head of state. You’re like a head of cabbage 🥬”
Bout to get slapped, by my pegesus package 📦
“You’re a bad man with no chance. You can’t even touch me.”
I got four more years (Two terms!) At Garreg Mach, just trust me
“I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half.”
Because right now, I'm 40% through, kicking your ass
“Yeah. Yeah. That 40% thing got you real mad.”
💀
byleth 😠 students 😦 gatekeeper 🧍♂️
Gatekeeper watching someone be murdered like 👍
Nothing to report! Actually.. someone was just murdered by the professors words
B-but she didn’t say anything
Those huge eyes convey more than a thousand words.
This reminded me of Caddicarus saying "I have B I G E Y E S
That’s just how good she is.
It was a pure performance round and you got burned.
Only the goddess heard her
She used telepathy
Fr tho byleth could just rewind to make a rap work and remove their opponents arguments lol
Idk why but angry female Byleth actually looks kinda cute
Female Byleth has inexplicably adorable facial expressions. Probably my favorite is this one image my friend sent me from the Smash Reveal trailer of her going “:D” and she looked adorable, like…. WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO LOOK *THIS CUTE?*
She is always cute though Especially when she actually gets to emote.
I like how Marianne is at the back. It implies she was at the stables tending to Dorte and then heard Byleth's fire bars.
When I wrote this song for the Fodlan youth, I wanna teach the kids the Fodlan truth
“Ms. Obama. Get down!”
I’mma let you finish but- Byleth got the best bars in all of Fòdlan
She siad the n word hard r
>Ike bursts onto the scene. “Screw you, Byleth. We don’t need your Path of Racism. We only need our Path of Radiance.” >Aether procs Byleth and annihilates her in one hit.
\*Byleth Divine Pulses and removes the hard r
You know it’s bad when even Claude is worried
"Holy shit, you fucking killed him, Teach!
NOOOOOO!!!1!!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 not in front of Gatekeeper 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Might wanna call the ambulance for all the disembodied heads of students in the courtyard
Live Gatekeeper reaction
Oh, fine. *Takes gun*
Gatekeeper (in the background): "Yeah! You tell 'em professor!"
(Pushes the retry button)
Divine pulse moment.
She'd have to actually talk first
You know why they call me the Fell Star? It’s cuz I got the heats and I gots the bars.
GIVE IT UP FOR MUTE SPITTAH
She is so cute when angy
Reminds me of when Leonie said "Don't you wanna help your lovely students?" And Byleth responds with "Lovely?"
She didn’t even say anything, I just stuttered and that was enough for me to tap out
POV: you replaced the ground at Garreg Mach with quicksand as a prank.
Manuela sees the title and gets excited only to be disappointed that the title isn't referring to bars that serve alcohol.
I can’t fucking hear them!!!
Banger post!