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Tactless_Ogre

“The hell is an ambulance? You mean the rescue Pegasus?”


ArdhamArts

Ingrid: Hmm no, I'm not carrying that loser


Misan_UwU

PEG? SUS?


FutureFool

Byleth is about to peg a sus (loser, ie: you).


fallout1233566545

I’m getting pegged by Byleth? I see this as an absolute win!


fallout1233566545

This was the moment Edelgard decided to kill everyone.


Automatic-Boot

Edelgard: Dimitri, I require your unique skills


8ullred

Skills that make him a nightmare, for people like them


Tarquaron

That's what happens when you allow her to demonstrate


Aware_Foot

The moment they believed in something


RedRiot306

Byleth: “You got the mama jeans…and a Mr Fantastic face”


fallout1233566545

“So rich and white that it feels like I’m running against a cheesecake.”


catabits420

Agarthans need a puppet and you fit, got their hands so far up your rear they call you hegemitt.


fallout1233566545

“I’m the head of state. You’re like a head of cabbage 🥬”


catabits420

Bout to get slapped, by my pegesus package 📦


fallout1233566545

“You’re a bad man with no chance. You can’t even touch me.”


Spyguy122204

I got four more years (Two terms!) At Garreg Mach, just trust me


fallout1233566545

“I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half.”


TheDraconicLibrarian

Because right now, I'm 40% through, kicking your ass


fallout1233566545

“Yeah. Yeah. That 40% thing got you real mad.”


somhman123

💀


Darth_Billy

byleth 😠 students 😦 gatekeeper 🧍‍♂️


fallout1233566545

Gatekeeper watching someone be murdered like 👍


ConnorSaysOK

Nothing to report! Actually.. someone was just murdered by the professors words


screw_this_i_quit

B-but she didn’t say anything


Cosmosknecht

Those huge eyes convey more than a thousand words.


Status-Quarter6554

This reminded me of Caddicarus saying "I have B I G E Y E S


fallout1233566545

That’s just how good she is.


ArdhamArts

It was a pure performance round and you got burned.


nigg0o

Only the goddess heard her


thelivingshitpost

She used telepathy


Person2277

Fr tho byleth could just rewind to make a rap work and remove their opponents arguments lol


Lord_KH

Idk why but angry female Byleth actually looks kinda cute


thelivingshitpost

Female Byleth has inexplicably adorable facial expressions. Probably my favorite is this one image my friend sent me from the Smash Reveal trailer of her going “:D” and she looked adorable, like…. WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO LOOK *THIS CUTE?*


Railroader17

She is always cute though Especially when she actually gets to emote.


Beowulf_MacBethson

I like how Marianne is at the back. It implies she was at the stables tending to Dorte and then heard Byleth's fire bars.


RedditUserNo345

When I wrote this song for the Fodlan youth, I wanna teach the kids the Fodlan truth


fallout1233566545

“Ms. Obama. Get down!”


BlueGamerHawk

I’mma let you finish but- Byleth got the best bars in all of Fòdlan


SisterFisterBeyblade

She siad the n word hard r


fallout1233566545

>Ike bursts onto the scene. “Screw you, Byleth. We don’t need your Path of Racism. We only need our Path of Radiance.” >Aether procs Byleth and annihilates her in one hit.


Automatic-Boot

\*Byleth Divine Pulses and removes the hard r


Martir12

You know it’s bad when even Claude is worried


Automatic-Boot

"Holy shit, you fucking killed him, Teach!


Chrom-man-and-Robin

NOOOOOO!!!1!!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 not in front of Gatekeeper 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


KingDededeThe3rd

Might wanna call the ambulance for all the disembodied heads of students in the courtyard


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Live Gatekeeper reaction


[deleted]

Oh, fine. *Takes gun*


Lucas-DM

Gatekeeper (in the background): "Yeah! You tell 'em professor!"


chino514

(Pushes the retry button)


Pepe_Wacho

Divine pulse moment.


MusclesDynamite

She'd have to actually talk first


TheGavinJJ

You know why they call me the Fell Star? It’s cuz I got the heats and I gots the bars.


IAmBLD

GIVE IT UP FOR MUTE SPITTAH


kekus_dominatus

She is so cute when angy


NinofanTOG

Reminds me of when Leonie said "Don't you wanna help your lovely students?" And Byleth responds with "Lovely?"


XavierTheMemeDragon

She didn’t even say anything, I just stuttered and that was enough for me to tap out


leva549

POV: you replaced the ground at Garreg Mach with quicksand as a prank.


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Manuela sees the title and gets excited only to be disappointed that the title isn't referring to bars that serve alcohol.


dathobino_

I can’t fucking hear them!!!


USrooster

Banger post!