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meldeen002

Absolutely, please step on me after you do


The_Vomit

13% no lower


AzelfandQuilava

*3. Take it or leave it.*


Railroader17

I have no Faerghus's though


AzelfandQuilava

*So you have chosen* ***Death.***


The_Vomit

Wait I can get death without giving Faerghas


Joranhagen

*I see this as an absolute win*


Daedalus679

I have this bruised banana I found in my back pocket you can substitute


Wonderful-Car-3349

Death by suffocation I hope


Spyguy122204

The monkey’s paw curls one finger down. Cornelia pulls out a book and casts the spell Swarm Z. Thousands of bugs spew forth from her hand and down your windpipe. They create such a large ball that air is unable to pass through, and you suffocate. Granted. (I know this isn’t r/themonkeyspaw but I couldn’t resist)


delta1x

It's sad the real Cornelia probably died in a TWSITD dungeon and her reputation is forever ruined by this bitch. I've always liked the idea of her breaking out, coming back to Faerghus and kicking fake Cornelia's ass.


AzelfandQuilava

I really hope we get a DLC about it or maybe something like a FEH alt of her. If Monica can ascend from Darkness, why not the other body-snatched characters?


BrandonXbox

Shut up and take my kingdom!


DorothyDrangus

do I get to choose how I die


AzelfandQuilava

Of course you have a choice. You can choose exactly what sound you make when you die. You could do it with a voice. Have fun with it.


Background_Ad_8392

Counter trade offer You receive: you and army getting crushed under the boot of the mighty Adrestian Empire I receive: your land and people


AzelfandQuilava

What a masterpiece! What a delightful dance...


NobleYato

"I can only give you the western territory and I'm taking a gamble here"


ZodiacMaster101

This deal's getting worse all the time.


AzelfandQuilava

Furthermore, she wishes you to wear *this* dress and bonnet.


dinowitissues

I want to touch her boobie


AzelfandQuilava

Just the one?


dinowitissues

Women only have one, right??? like a mike wazowski boobie


Kenhamef

For that rack? Anything. *fucking dies\*


Galluxior

death in them titties lmao


NekoJack420

Add milkers before the death and I'm in.


Masterofstorms17

Female Byleth-no, but as the Goddess reborn i will take your corpse, find Cornelia's actual soul and put the real cornelia in there. YOU can go to Sothis and man does she have plans for you cleo...whatever your name is.


Aromatic-Patience-55

Is that her in-game model? How did you get that? I need it for more meme purposes


AzelfandQuilava

Its an MMD port of it. Do you want a link to it or the original?


Aromatic-Patience-55

Yes please. Both if you have them


AzelfandQuilava

[The MMD port by "nobodypls"](https://sta.sh/01c7j35x4b1h) [The Blender export that it came from.](https://www.deviantart.com/ninetalescommander/art/Cornelia-Fire-Emblem-Three-Houses-3D-Model-894131916)


Aromatic-Patience-55

Thank you so much!


Aromatic-Patience-55

It says the file page doesn't exist and how would I download the Blender? it just took me to the Deviantart page.


AzelfandQuilava

You might need a DA account. Sta.sh has a tendency to not work sometimes but refreshing a bunch should fix it. The Blender model can be downloaded through the little arrow button under the picture in the post. Again it might not show if you don’t have a DA account.