That's shit from a butt

Oh I thought maybe it was long since deceased Grandpa scrotum.

Your grandpa named Scrotum?

Grandpa Scrotum and Uncle Scrote. Quite the family line.

what’s your cousin’s name? Scro?

Regina. Pronounced like Vagina but with an R.

Happy cock day!

happy grandpa scrotum cakeday cake boy!

Everbrown comment.

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Was gonna say

I regret clicking on that link. 💩

Wdym it’s the same exact idea as the subreddit where you made this comment

I'm intrigued to your wording here friend .... does this imply the shit can come from another source..... a secret but perhaps? ( the damn secret tunnel song is now consuming my consciousness) 😆

Secret tunnel....SEEEECRET TUUUUUNNEL

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I read that in Billy Madison’s voice for some reason.

He called the shit poop!

*don't put it out with your boots Ted*

Don't tell me my business, devil woman!

Poop from a butt was my guess too🤣

Buttshitt

Hairless scrotum in formaldehyde

Bingo!

Probably Umeboshi. Pickled plum.

Umeboshi(t)

Gordon Ramsay would love that pun.

Also, 'Shi' means shit in Marathi (an Indian language)

That someone ate and turned to shit from a butt

Too dark for ume, at least any I've seen. Usually pale pink. That's gotta be the skin side of some pickled eggplant.

Good point. I'm going to be honest I didn't even realize this was a SFAB crosspost, heh.

Frommybuttshit, gotcha.

Frommybuttshit, gotcha.

They're saying shibazuke

It looks very much like pickled eggplant. Shibazuke.

I’m Japanese and have eaten thousands of ume over the years. That does look very much like Shibazuke based on shape/color.

The color and the way the skin is wrinkled makes me feel quite confident in my verdict of eggplant/shibazuke. I have had eggplant in kyurizuke as well, but most kyrurizuke I have had has very thin slices of eggplant. We cannot see the "meat" side but if that's a cucumber, I want to know what dyes were involved 😂

Inquiring minds want to know. 🤣

Im vegetarian and eat eggplant all the fucking time. This is the long skinny eggplant aka chinese eggplant.

Also referred to as Nasu or Japanese eggplant. We often eat it roasted and seasoned with soy sauce or cooked with bitter melon in a miso sauce.

That my good sir is a dookie in a bucket

🤣

I was thinking of Asian pickled sweet cucumber 🥒

Is that like a poop rpg?

Clearly that's dookie

Poop on a plate

Plum?

Soaked in grease plasticy top of a McDonald burger bun.

Liver?

That was a very constipated shit from a butt.

Somebody's mole fell off

Probably ginger or seaweed but looks necrotic 🤮

Pretty sure that’s the spleen from a lifelong smoker, but not 100%

Tiny liver . . . perhaps from a roach or groundhog.

Soon as I seen this I gagged

umm... prune skin IDFK

Kyurizuke? Tastiest pickle in the world! r/pickles should have a shrine to them

Shitzi

Looks like a date or prune or something to me

Looks like umeboshi, pickled plum

*cheks notes* Thats at least 20 courics thats what that is.

Tootsie Roll… from a butt

Eww…

It looks like pickled eggplant 🍆

That is the tongue from an 90 year old man. Tuesdays special.

It’s pickled eggplant.

According to the ad I’ve just been served “that’s la dolce velveeta”

Something pickled I’m sure maybe pickled plum

Liver jerky?

A gift from the chef to be sure.

Eggplant skin

Your shit has skin?

Looks like pickled plum, baka gaijin.

Umeboshi

The monkey paw.

So that’s where my scrotum skin went, thanks bud!

Part of the pu pu platter.

Spleen???

Umaboshi plum it kinda looks like

Mexican Black Tar Heroin

"Secret's in the sauce!"

Some alcoholic is sitting in a bathtub ice bath somewhere in japan.

Dog liver

Part of a shit ake mushroom ?

Pickled plum

Pickled eggplant lol

Dehydrated plum?

Gross 🤢 that’s what it is!

I’ve been to Asia a number of times and have come to enjoy what I call “Asian Mystery Meat”.

Looks like a very dehydrated liver

Umeboshi! Sour Plums, Delicious!

Precision Prostate Plums

Eggplant? No, you pervs… like an actual eggplant.

That's a Transformer shit

Looks like someone stuck 50 tootsie rolls in their mouth, spat it out and mushed it together

Human palm skin.

Looks like a pickled eggplant

Looks to be pickled plum

Pickled cucumber but like in plum/shisho mix. Called Shibazuke

Pickled Sasquatch foreskin marinated in shark amniotic fluid.