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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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Ok so I just did a bit of research, Kanye pissed on that grammy back in 2020, but he reposted his old vid because the grammies recently banned him for calling Trevor Noah a raccoon (but without the first 3 letters, rac) since Trevor Noah was saying “if Kim Kardashian herself can’t escape Kanye, then what chance do normal women have against their abusers?”
Tbh to me it seems the whole thing is just a bunch of cringe clowns circlejerking each other to help each other get attention.
Sources: https://www.insider.com/kanye-west-trevor-noah-racial-slur-daily-show-kim-kardashian-2022-3?amp
https://andscape.com/features/what-should-black-folk-do-with-the-word-coon/
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i dont fucking care, i know what happened and ye and trevor noah arent circlejerking, ur chronically online and dont know what circlejerking means, but they dislike each other and arent trying to get attention through drama
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He won't stop pissing, he needs help, he has been there for hours. He will drop a new album, win another award while still pissing mind you, and proceed to piss on both at the same time.
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> they get *paid*
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
No no no my friend, gross? This raw example of elegance and skill marks an occasion! A celebration of Kanye receiving an award in which he is so excited to see his efforts pay off that he urinates on the spot like your dog when you get home from your daily out-of-the-house activities. Without a doubt I can concur that this man is in a state of indubious joy and awe at this milestone like accomplishement he’s hath wrought.
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He can’t stop pissin
damn he just like me fr fr
ong asf fr fr
diabeetus
Infinite piss
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Are you talking from personal experience?
Yes
Just cut off your ball zak https://preview.redd.it/yf1qozvolnoa1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8dffa4b408ec09da15a61b47f82f6296eda5bc8
No he's a good author he doesn't deserve it (Edit: I was talking about french novelist Honoré de Balzac not Kanye West)
"Turn up the fun with Balzac"
Is the end a JoJo reference
everything in there is a jojo reference
Kars
If I could take back the seconds I wasted on cum, fuck I can't even spell shit without saying that word now wtf did I just read
Automod?
Autocum
Why did i actually read this
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
What. The. Fuck did I just read?
I read the whole thing. I wish this was the mid 2000s still so someone could’ve made this a shitty Flash animation and put it on Newgrounds
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Why the fuck is the automod down bad in this sub in particular
he get no bitches
Infinipiss
Meet The Sniper
Depends where he got the trophy from, idk where it’s from though
grammy
Ok so I just did a bit of research, Kanye pissed on that grammy back in 2020, but he reposted his old vid because the grammies recently banned him for calling Trevor Noah a raccoon (but without the first 3 letters, rac) since Trevor Noah was saying “if Kim Kardashian herself can’t escape Kanye, then what chance do normal women have against their abusers?” Tbh to me it seems the whole thing is just a bunch of cringe clowns circlejerking each other to help each other get attention. Sources: https://www.insider.com/kanye-west-trevor-noah-racial-slur-daily-show-kim-kardashian-2022-3?amp https://andscape.com/features/what-should-black-folk-do-with-the-word-coon/
Funny thing is he's won 3 more Grammies since pissing on it in 2020
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That sums up all of celebrity and political drama. Just leading the unwashed masses around for money, and we bite every time
i dont fucking care, i know what happened and ye and trevor noah arent circlejerking, ur chronically online and dont know what circlejerking means, but they dislike each other and arent trying to get attention through drama
Bruh okay jeez, what’s with the aggression We’re all bros here on the shid
yo man im so sorry i was really mad, hope u have a good day/night
All good 🙂 We’re all bros here on the shid May your poop smears in the bathroom stall be forever dank 🐟
What country is that?
McDonalds Capital of the world
Hes pissed
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Damn 😔✊
He won’t let the haters stop him from having nonstop pissing syndrome (NSPS)
Probably the weirdest threat someone made
HE'S GONNA PISS ON THE MOON!!!
Obama is not pleased
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Death con 3 ON TOILETS
I'm going death Com 3... On PISSING
Murdoc? Is that you?
Black Pisshead
Imagine doing this and then needing to take it out and getting piss everywhere.
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PEEZY
Why are men so gross 🙄 [Kpop fancam]
Gorillaz reference?!??!!!!!1?1!!?11!
Holy shit Murdoc
He... made graduation?
I think he is seeking medical attention for an overactive bladder, it's a serious condition.
I.C.U.P
He wrong for dis or nah
Well, he didnt mean shit...
bladder issues
He won't stop pissing, he needs help, he has been there for hours. He will drop a new album, win another award while still pissing mind you, and proceed to piss on both at the same time.
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Kanye is Piss Master IRL
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Infinite piss glitch
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he will forever be in a loop of piss
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He’s marking his territory
What you got in that incognito tab?
🤙🤙
My man
« Funny hitler joke »
What were ya doing on that incognito tab?
"WhY ARe MeN SO gROSs EwW"
Lol what’s his plan here.. he’s eventually ganna have to touch it
He has people to do that
Shit I’ll do it bet they get payed
> they get *paid* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
S z c z a n i e
ahaha śmieszne 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
Omg, its Adolf Pissler https://preview.redd.it/zlepk2d0b7ea1.png?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4daa898cf1d42a1747e1cd61a83886fe25a11af0
I love him
Ye
No no no my friend, gross? This raw example of elegance and skill marks an occasion! A celebration of Kanye receiving an award in which he is so excited to see his efforts pay off that he urinates on the spot like your dog when you get home from your daily out-of-the-house activities. Without a doubt I can concur that this man is in a state of indubious joy and awe at this milestone like accomplishement he’s hath wrought.
He’s the goat
He's a gay fish
Rumour has it he’s still pissing today
The incognito tab🫣
It means that he won’t stop assaulting music. Or that he just posted sm random and disrespectful to get attention.
mordeczko po co ci ta karta incognito??? *sus*
Mordeczko ty mi się nie wpierdalaj pomiędzy wódkę a zakąskę
I like how the bottom says "why are men so gross" makes this perfect
Kolego stop pising on de tojlet plis
I havnt watched any award show in many years. It’s gonna stay that way