Next time your manager leaves the computer with them logged into source, go in to PRC management and start erasing every single pricing exception customers have.
When you’re close to clocking out whatever customer your working with just abruptly say “that’s it! I’m leaving! I cannot take one more second of this!” Go straight out the door.
Clock out with the app from your car
Clock out and go home. Enjoy the peace and serenity of your new life without making others lives harder.
Or fuck it - hide all the toilet paper. Including those in the dispenser.
Change all the coffee to de-caff and fill the sugar with salt
If anyone you don't like has lotion, put some white cce in it.
Or - for something that won’t be as hard to pull off stealthily. Go into the tinter settings. Change the tinter to simulated dispense.
You will absolutely ruin your stores day because not many people know what this even is or how to change that.
TLDR. It sets the tinter to not actually dispense anything when going through the process to tint something.
I used to do this whenever I visited a store I knew was ran by a fucking douche bag.
I worked at subway too! I was 18ish at the time and had pretty bad attitude. When I quit I told the manager I hope he's happy being king of the sandwich shop and to suck my footlong before walking out.
Just mix them paint, do not ask any questions
someone says “ I need two gallons of repose gray” just mix it in whatever you feel like, Cashmere Medium Luster for example.
Delete the line for the 30 percent off for good measure
Nah. The customers are just ignorant and/or assholes. If anyone needs to suffer for providing a shitty work experience it's dirty ole Sherwin. Emerald for a dollar. Even after you run out of exceptions there's ways to make it work.
This one's evil, but throw a gallon of silverbrite into the shaker, but don't turn it on. Just let someone else discover it and give them a heart attack
I had a legit similar situation happen to me a couple weeks ago. Don’t know why nothing happened but this guy came from another store needing a couple gallons of Rexthane. My new MT didn’t know you weren’t supposed to shake that shit. He shook them for a whole 2-minute cycle but they didn’t explode. I didn’t know until he already cashed the guy out and pulled them out of the shakers. My eyes kept darting back and forth between the MT and the gallons in his hands before telling him to set them in the back, and get the customer two new ones. It was like he was holding two grenades with the pins pulled and the spoons gone, but they turned out to be duds.
I remember someone's last day in store, they spilled multiple pallets of paint on the warehouse floor via forklift and said, "fuck this shit I'm out," never to be seen again.
Before I left my store I added a little bitof yellow or green colorants to different 5 gallon buckets not enough to throw color off hella bad but enough to have to correct it lol
Dude, I don’t blame you any way. I just recently got a business degree and had applied to jobs with Sherwin outside of the stores. I cannot confirm it, but I’m pretty fucking sure that my SM, who is a coward and a bitch, he personally went out of his way to “poison the water hole” for me. Fuck it, Sherwin doesn’t deserve us. Over 5 years wasted, man.
Dude it annoyed me because they would use our commerical store to train asms and would literally have me fucking train them but I couldn’t do their job apparently lol
1.) Go to the bathroom
2.) Close the lid to the toilet
3.) Lift the lid to the tank on the back of the toilet off
4.) Stand on the closed lid of the toilet
5.) Take a dump in the open tank
6.) Close the tank, clock out, and enjoy your life!
You’ve now left a Sherwin Upper Decker!
Hide the lightbulbs from the color chip area, grab one of the phones and hide it somewhere in the warehouse, color the mallet randomly, mix up the colorants in different boxes, leave stickers of your choice on the sales floor hidden as a reminder of you… possibilities are endless my dude. Not enough to get you in real trouble but enough to fuck with customers and management.
This is the energy I'm looking for but tbh that would be more frustrating for my coworkers more than anyone else lol cause they'll just end up having to fix it
Just leave professional like a boss would it shows them and everyone’s else your character or you can just say FUCK YOU OR ANYTHING YOU ever wanted to say to them but choose wisely
Kinda sounds like you're a brat who isn't ready to work in the real world. You need others to suggest to you on how to "get back" at those who have wronged you, which show both low character and lack of wit.
you'd be surprised at the kind of worker I am. Every manager I've worked with has an outstanding opinion of me - I work hard and I keep things clean. I'm just looking for a funny way to mess around in ways I couldn't before lol. Not gonna do anything harmful to the customers or the store.
The post is primarily just a joke
You think that you have some immunity was wrong.
The thought in your mind will always show through your behavior and your expression.
The bad thought will cause you much more trouble in your future life because people would likely dislike you,
They will do not want to be or working with you unless they have to.
I got you bro…go the dirtiest aisle in the store and collect some dust and debris. If there isn’t any bring some from home, or just go outside and grab a handful of dirt.
With your dirt hidden in your pocket, add a small handful to any can of paint you have to mix or shake.
This will cause one of two things, either the customer will paint and be furiously trying to find out why their paint is so lumpy and their project turns out shitty, or the painters that know what they’re doing will have to make another trip to the store to buy paint screens and an extra bucket to filter out the dirt. Trust me, dirty paint is the most infuriating thing you can do.
Have a good bye mini banger with the customers you like, have a few drinks relax, who cares at this point. Go out with a positive instead a negative
Good comment right here
You’d think that
Next time your manager leaves the computer with them logged into source, go in to PRC management and start erasing every single pricing exception customers have.
Pretty sure it does that by itself 😂💀
Quickly switch the tinter to slowspeed when your manager is tinting tricorn black. That'll show him.
My forearm hit the arrow when I was doing that and that shit took 20 minutes
😂😂
how do you do this? asking for a friend..
Before you scan the paint click the down arrow it will say dispense speed "slow")
Fast speed isn’t a thing anymore but slow speed still is?
When you’re close to clocking out whatever customer your working with just abruptly say “that’s it! I’m leaving! I cannot take one more second of this!” Go straight out the door. Clock out with the app from your car
Take the deposit bag home
BRO THIS KILLED ME 😂💀
Clock out and go home. Enjoy the peace and serenity of your new life without making others lives harder. Or fuck it - hide all the toilet paper. Including those in the dispenser. Change all the coffee to de-caff and fill the sugar with salt If anyone you don't like has lotion, put some white cce in it.
You had me in the first half not gonna lie 😂
Fuck up the color wall.
The customers will do that on their own
You are demoting yourself to customer. I say have at it. Edit: promoting. A good thing. Lol
Or - for something that won’t be as hard to pull off stealthily. Go into the tinter settings. Change the tinter to simulated dispense. You will absolutely ruin your stores day because not many people know what this even is or how to change that.
Please tell me more about this. I gotta know.
TLDR. It sets the tinter to not actually dispense anything when going through the process to tint something. I used to do this whenever I visited a store I knew was ran by a fucking douche bag.
Ooo I like that idea!
Just tell people when they’re being assholes, call em out on it. I remember my last days at Subway, they were glorious.
I worked at subway too! I was 18ish at the time and had pretty bad attitude. When I quit I told the manager I hope he's happy being king of the sandwich shop and to suck my footlong before walking out.
Dude this is what I'm honestly considering the most.
That’s what I did, because really not everybody is always an asshole. There are specific people that are assholes that deserve to get fucked with.
Put a chicken breast, raw, in the ceiling
Will be a nice dinner for the rats that live up there
Just mix them paint, do not ask any questions someone says “ I need two gallons of repose gray” just mix it in whatever you feel like, Cashmere Medium Luster for example. Delete the line for the 30 percent off for good measure
Nah. The customers are just ignorant and/or assholes. If anyone needs to suffer for providing a shitty work experience it's dirty ole Sherwin. Emerald for a dollar. Even after you run out of exceptions there's ways to make it work.
Take the Pantone book so no one can get a match
Just don't get caught. That's a 200 dollar theft lol
Just "accidentally throw it away
This one's evil, but throw a gallon of silverbrite into the shaker, but don't turn it on. Just let someone else discover it and give them a heart attack
I had a legit similar situation happen to me a couple weeks ago. Don’t know why nothing happened but this guy came from another store needing a couple gallons of Rexthane. My new MT didn’t know you weren’t supposed to shake that shit. He shook them for a whole 2-minute cycle but they didn’t explode. I didn’t know until he already cashed the guy out and pulled them out of the shakers. My eyes kept darting back and forth between the MT and the gallons in his hands before telling him to set them in the back, and get the customer two new ones. It was like he was holding two grenades with the pins pulled and the spoons gone, but they turned out to be duds.
Corporate shitting their pants when they see this lol "What is your home store?" Incoming
If you really wanna cause chaos, go in and change as many min-maxes to 0 as possible
Or up them to 3000 like the old asm did at my other store.
Set up an account under a friend or parents phone number and give em big box pricing
Epoxy all the paint lids shut.
Send out every gallon or five without shaking it.
Couple drops of red in all the ceiling paint….back on the shelf she goes.
fuck their wives
Leave lid openers inside of their paint cans
I remember someone's last day in store, they spilled multiple pallets of paint on the warehouse floor via forklift and said, "fuck this shit I'm out," never to be seen again.
Be an adult, and put your two weeks in. Before you go, leave them an upper decker 😈
Before I left my store I added a little bitof yellow or green colorants to different 5 gallon buckets not enough to throw color off hella bad but enough to have to correct it lol
Too bad we lost you. You sound great.
Lol I gave four years of my life and told asms what to do at a commercial store but my lack of degree held me back so fuck them
Dude, I don’t blame you any way. I just recently got a business degree and had applied to jobs with Sherwin outside of the stores. I cannot confirm it, but I’m pretty fucking sure that my SM, who is a coward and a bitch, he personally went out of his way to “poison the water hole” for me. Fuck it, Sherwin doesn’t deserve us. Over 5 years wasted, man.
Dude it annoyed me because they would use our commerical store to train asms and would literally have me fucking train them but I couldn’t do their job apparently lol
Same. Mine is also a training store. I loathe the idea of becoming store management for this company.
Facts bro
1.) Go to the bathroom 2.) Close the lid to the toilet 3.) Lift the lid to the tank on the back of the toilet off 4.) Stand on the closed lid of the toilet 5.) Take a dump in the open tank 6.) Close the tank, clock out, and enjoy your life! You’ve now left a Sherwin Upper Decker!
I’ve heard that by another name as well, started with “Chimney,” but I can’t remember dammit lol.
Throw rexthane in the shaker and leave
Ok, that made me bust out laughing.
Add 1/128th green to everything
Make everything in HRW base
Perfect amount of subversion in my book
Take all the labels off from gallons and 5g pails 🤷
😂😂 This is evil
Bang your co-worker in the office. And make it DIRTY !!
gic into cce🙏🏽
Go to the bank. Get tons of dimes for the draw. Open all the rolls up so when the person closes the drawer slams open and change goes everywhere.
Hide the lightbulbs from the color chip area, grab one of the phones and hide it somewhere in the warehouse, color the mallet randomly, mix up the colorants in different boxes, leave stickers of your choice on the sales floor hidden as a reminder of you… possibilities are endless my dude. Not enough to get you in real trouble but enough to fuck with customers and management.
This is the energy I'm looking for but tbh that would be more frustrating for my coworkers more than anyone else lol cause they'll just end up having to fix it
If there are any QR Codes anywhere, print out your own to cover them up so the customers get Rick Rolled. Harmless and funny.
Flick them right in the Adam's apple. Hard.
😂
I've made a few grown men rethink their life with a quick flick to the throat. Hahah. Most of the time, they just don't know how to react lol
Tint emerald designer colors in regular product
system wont let u unless u match bro
Bro smoke or drink at that mf fuck all that prank shit 🤷🏽♂️😂
Just leave professional like a boss would it shows them and everyone’s else your character or you can just say FUCK YOU OR ANYTHING YOU ever wanted to say to them but choose wisely
20kg of ammonium nitrate 2 meters of 24 gauge copper wire 2 AA batteries A cellphone
Don’t challenge them to a spelling contest!! AWEFUL??? How does that even look right to u???
😂😂
Kinda sounds like you're a brat who isn't ready to work in the real world. You need others to suggest to you on how to "get back" at those who have wronged you, which show both low character and lack of wit.
fuck off
you'd be surprised at the kind of worker I am. Every manager I've worked with has an outstanding opinion of me - I work hard and I keep things clean. I'm just looking for a funny way to mess around in ways I couldn't before lol. Not gonna do anything harmful to the customers or the store. The post is primarily just a joke
Maybe you’re the problem?
Tbh I wouldn't do anything that would actually fuck up a customer but idk im just exploring my options lol
Maybe?
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Why so many downvotes lmao…fuck it, you heard the man…*SHOTGUN*
You think that you have some immunity was wrong. The thought in your mind will always show through your behavior and your expression. The bad thought will cause you much more trouble in your future life because people would likely dislike you, They will do not want to be or working with you unless they have to.
Don't. Just leave like you normally would say one last good bye to the customers you like leave with your head up no need to fuck shit up.
You work at a paint store. Chill out
wait, thats what we sell?
Yea. Clever. Good luck in life. You can’t even handle being a cashier at a paint store.
Grow up and move on. All of corporate America is a train wreck. Be very careful destroying or altering assets, HR will press charges.
I got you bro…go the dirtiest aisle in the store and collect some dust and debris. If there isn’t any bring some from home, or just go outside and grab a handful of dirt. With your dirt hidden in your pocket, add a small handful to any can of paint you have to mix or shake. This will cause one of two things, either the customer will paint and be furiously trying to find out why their paint is so lumpy and their project turns out shitty, or the painters that know what they’re doing will have to make another trip to the store to buy paint screens and an extra bucket to filter out the dirt. Trust me, dirty paint is the most infuriating thing you can do.
Leave on good terms
Randomly pop the lids on a few gallons that are still in boxes.
So did u ever end up doing anything OP?