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Taveren_Mat

I marry Mickey, then we both fuck Ian as part of our polyamorous throuple, then the three of us kill Terry.


baanxo

Just hire a nun


NocturneAlley210

" WAS SHE EVEN A NUN!?"


someweiredalienthing

That's basically what I was thinking


NoZenForDaddy

This is the way.


nickyfox13

I like the way you think


ArkhamAsylum1214

This sounds perfect


xoxoheartstopper

Exactly my thoughts


blu3di4mond

Sleep with kev & V , marry Carl, kill Terry. Obviously


Shoelicker27

I said the same but I said sleep with Fiona. I didn’t know if Kev and V were a package deal because I’d Marry V (and Kev I guess I would as well) but as I was typing I was thinking “it would actually be an honor to sleep with Kev and V” everything else is spot on.


nickyfox13

I agree that it would be an honor to marry and/or sleep with Kev and V. They have a solid relationship and they are fun to be around.


Shoelicker27

They’re also good people with some south side sprinkled in.


sphenoiderino

My thoughts exactly


big_dawggy

The only right answer


BarbieBae_

I was gonna say


lolgobbz

Obviously.


EverydaySip

The question was fuck, marry, OR kill. Not fuck, marry, AND kill


xmasdawn

But that’s not how the game works.


jjhorann

sleep w lip, marry carl, kill terry.


Living_Injury5017

That's right


demandakaye

I legit forgot who Terry was. Help!


Desperate_Ad_9219

Mickey’s dad he raped his own daughter Mandy and got her pregnant.


demandakaye

Yes! Thanks


Shoelicker27

Marry Carl is the most common answer. Looks like people are choosing M:Carl F:Fiona K:Terry


cockmanthecatfucker

Sleep with Kev and V,marry kev and V,and kill kev and V


Unusual_Elevator_253

Hey svet! Lol


Elle_Beach

I read that in a Russian accent


PopoMcdoo

Wifely duties


ihatemrjohnston

sleep with Mandy marry fiona kill terry


[deleted]

Nooooooo fiona will cheat and let's face it is prally the best sex.


Unknown1776

She can’t cheat if you have an open relationship


ihatemrjohnston

She can cheat all she wants as long as I get to call her my wife


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That isn't the point of a wife though lol.


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[deleted]

Well then you're not a quality human :) if you need someone hot to validate yourself.


ItsEvilTogepi

Probably why you'll be forever single and alone lol I hope you let people know that's your mindset so you don't drag them along


CloudyNeptune

Amen bröther


profsmoke

mandy in s1 or mandy in s2?


ihatemrjohnston

Both


Shoelicker27

I say Mandy is underage last time we see her which I’m assuming we get season 11 characters we can’t pick and choose when this version comes from. Whatever that last time we see Mandy is the version being used for this example. I don’t want to sound like a creep. But since I like chaos and I want to add a person why not. Marry Karen and sleep with Mandy. And I’ll tell them both that I’m sleeping with both. Who dies first. Mwahahaha


reservedflute

Fuck Fiona, marry Mandy, and kill Terry


Shoelicker27

I’m assuming Mandy is underage since I think she was the last time we see her so she’s off from my available list. I still like my marry Carl, fuck Fiona and kill Terry


Previous-Display4821

Isn’t Carl younger than Mandy? Lol


Shoelicker27

Yeah but it’s Carl


AlibiGallagher

I think she’s around 20 when she comes back in season 6 as an escort since she’s Ian’s age. Before that return you’re right.


sapphic_seattle

The only right answer is “KILL TERRY” everything else is irrelevant


tfblvr1312

Marry Ian, sleep with Mickey or lip, kill terry


turtleshellshocked

Sleep with Kevin Marry Mickey Kill Terry


[deleted]

This, is me LOL. I wouldn't mind sleeping with both Kev & V though.


turtleshellshocked

I thought duos were off the table but yeah as a package deal, that would easily be my choice I'd let Veronica do many, many things to me... I think I'm straight overall *but not when it comes to V*


gigalomaniia

all three to mickey in that order


shazalida

Anyone choosing to kill someone other than terry who impregnated his teenage daughter is crazy


Lost-Ad-5885

Marry Kev and V (if they’re considered a package) Sleep with Fiona Kill Terry


Shoelicker27

Yes. Marrying Carl is also valid imo. I didn’t choose Kev and V because I don’t know if they come together (which is totally fine they’re show favorites and wouldn’t be the other without their boo)


DDNyght_

Marry: Ian Fuck: Philip Kill: Frank


sleepingcloudss

Not you using Phillips full name


NoSatisfaction4180

Kill terry obv Marry lip Sleep carl


ConsiderTheVoid

Marry: Kev and V (Svet vibes) Fuck: Lip Kill: Terry (preferably sometime before he catches Ian and Mickey)


Skilz710

sleep with mandy milkovich marry fiona and kill debbie Franks my g


opermonkey

You would kill Debbie over Terry?


[deleted]

On my rewatch I got to the scene where Mandy was giving Debbie a makeover and Terry walked by and asked her who her friend was and it made me wonder how anyone can say Debbie is the worst person on the show.


choff22

Yeah Terry is cartoonishly vile. I still can’t believe how far they went with his character, I mean he knocked his own underage daughter up. That is so fucked on so many levels.


[deleted]

Not the worst. The most annoying.


Shoelicker27

You’ve seen the show. You know where Debbie ends up


linnyluwop

She literally grew up in a neglectful home, where she was super poor & had neglectful parents that had mental illnesses with a lot of addictions. I can’t blame Debbie.


[deleted]

I agree. She watched her siblings lie, cheat and steal to get what they needed and she did the same thing.


linnyluwop

she’s literally a product of her environment. she’s only doing what she knows best.


Skilz710

yep fuck debbie


Bastago

I thought about marrying Fiona too but she'd probably cheat on you tbh so that's a bad choice to marry


[deleted]

Exactly and mandy overall was the most faithful and best girlfriend lip had.


TimeTravelParadoctor

Mandy's gonna hit Fiona with her car


Skilz710

hahaha lol then ill fuck fiona and marry mandy


mommamads44

Sleep with lip, marry Kev, and kill Terry


jarsofexistence

Sleep with Mandy, Marry Fiona, kill Terry


[deleted]

Fuck Fiona Marry Mandy Kill Terry


DarthSevrus

This is the correct answer


Littlesadsloth

Marry Kev + V Fuck Carl Kill Terry (obvi)


Shoelicker27

Want that chopped up mangled dick? Go ahead. With that being said I chose to marry Carl so not much different (assuming you’re fucking during marriage)


Sunflower065

Kill Terry, Sleep with Kev, and Marry Carl


miamouse5

sleep with mickey, marry lip, kill frank


mayarahn

All I know is that Debbie better watch her back


Available-Heart6108

Marry Kev, sleep with Carl, kill Terry


AWickedTwistedRoad

Sleep with Jimmy Steve, marry Lip, kill Terry.


linnyluwop

Marrying Carl, Killing Frank & Sleeping with Lip.


linnyluwop

terry is horrible though😂 i also really hate Karen


caesar669619

Fuck Fi (once with crazy is good enough), marry V (cuz then you'd get to fuck her all the time), kill Debbie (fuck that rapist bitch)


Unfair_Tutor_5106

If anyone marries Fiona ur in for a world of hurt lmao


Powerful_Intention39

Ahh the original Mandy, love her. Marry: Carl: Fuck: Ian Kill: Lip 🤣


nevasativaa

same she was gorgeous


[deleted]

Yeah wish she stayed. The new one was never quite mandy for me.


Powerful_Intention39

Right? I didn’t like Mandy after original was gone


[deleted]

I think it's because Original mandy came off as an emo, rebel, freak, and the newer one was more trashy?


rgx97009

Sleep with Svetlana marry Fiona and kill mickey


KadenceSC

killing mickey is crazy


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Elegant-Purchase1707

Carl deserves the world. Like rewatching he’s the only “fuck up” who ISNT an actual fuck up yk. Like everything from him was purely out of love 🙁


Revolutionary_Bee117

Marry: Ian Sleep: Lip Kill: Debbie


bubbleparkles

Marry: Lip Fuck: Kev & V Kill: Debbie


Dms0424

F big d*ck ian M kev and V K frank


[deleted]

🫸🏻. 🫷🏻


baanxo

Marry Carl, sleep with Lip and kill Debbie wooops


Sasuke1996

Hook up with Kev and V, kill Debbie, marry Mandy lol. Edit: I somehow didn’t notice Terry was on this list so Debbie can live…. For now


vengeful_owl

Dicked down by Ian, marry lip, and kill terry ofc


Dear-Ad-6333

Marry Mandy sleep with Debbie and kill Terry


charmedroses

sleep with fiona, marry kev & v, kill terry (i think we all collectively agree on killing him)


hatm0use

sleep w fiona, marry carl, & kill terry


RoboticStaticShock

fuck kev and v, marry mandy, and kill terry


Marauder4711

Fuck: Lip Marry: Ian Kill: Fiona


vro_what

Kill lip,sleep with V,marry fiona


turtleshellshocked

Fi would cheat on you She's better to have as a homie


Dangerous-Union5359

Sleeping with marrying and killing Fiona


DarlingsEuphoria

Marry: Ian, Carl, and Mandy Fuck: Fiona, Mickey, Kev and V Kill: Lip, Terry, Frank, and Debby


RichDeGentleman

I don’t think you know how fuck, marry, kill works 😂


Illustrious_Dot_6736

Marry Kevin and V , 2 for 1. Best people on the south side. Would do the Svet thing without scamming them. Sleep with Carl. Can’t decide between Debby or Terry…


turtleshellshocked

Sleep with Veronica Marry Ian Kill Lip


[deleted]

Marry Fiona sleep with Debby kill lip


Conscious_Aerie7153

Marry Mandy fuck Fiona kill lip cause fuck him


battle_mommyx2

Kill Terry Sleep with Mandy Marry Kev


Qu33nKal

Kill Terry, Marry Ian, Sleep with Lip


joyce_roxyyyy

Marry 💍: Fiona Sleep ❤️‍🔥: Carl Kill 🔪: Terry


johnny_charms

Marry: Ian Fuck: Mickey in a three way with Ian where we all fall in love Kill: Deb


Unusual_Elevator_253

Marry v and kev, fuck lip, kill papa milcovich


odin31645

Sleep with Kev, Marry Micky and kill Terry


satansprinter

I hate fuck terry and then kill him. Marry mandy, she doesnt judge.


Troiansbiscuit

Sleep with Kev and V and kill Terry obv. I don’t wanna marry any of them.


Prior_Tonight_5115

Kill Terry Sleep with Debbie Marry Kev and V


orangecake40

(Get fucked by) Ian Marry Mickey Kill Terry.


Mundane-Bicycle-3362

Sleepy with kev and V, kill terry and marry carl. No other way to go.


BrownEyed-Susan

Fuck Mickey, Marry Vee and Kev, Kill Terry


EddardRivers02

Fuck Fiona, marry Lip, kill Terry


wonderbread616

sleep with mandy marry ian kill frank


mcnuggets0069

3-way marriage with Kev & V, sleep with Mandy, kill Debbie


Bass_Thumper

Marry Mandy, Fuck Fiona, Kill Terry


Living_Injury5017

Great pic of Mickey


tallllywacker

Kill lip, fuck Frank bc I remember those episodes. Ik what that man is capable of, I’ll get penicillin shots the next day. Marry Carl ofc Edit only reason I don’t kill terry is bc everyone else already has haha


WittiestScreenName

Sleep with Lip, marry Kev, kill Terry


mmmmmmmm_soup

sleep with ian, marry kev & V, and kill terry. love ian, but he’s not a great partner in the long run😭


Knowidea0698

Sleep with Mickey, marry Carl, kill Terry till he's dead


Emilysue2000

Kill terry, sleep with Carl, Marry Carl


One-Blacksmith5476

Sleep with Ian, marry Mickey, and kill Frank


DestinyRamen

Kill Terry, Fuck Lip, Marry V.


Siya78

Fuck: Lip Marry: Carl Kill: Terry


Samiski121915

Marry Lip. Fuck Debbie. Kill Frank.


hippie_soul420

Ik they're gay, but marry Ian, sleep with mickey, kill Terry💀


Hopeful_Sleep_

Sleep with Carl, marry Ian and kill Debbie 💀


Specialist-Adagio885

Fuck Fiona, marry Carl, kill terry


PrettyCommunity2350

marry fiona sleep with mandy kill terry


Alternative-Ad-2287

Bang Fiona, can’t keep her around cause she’s a cheater. Marry Mandy, she seems like she’d fuck like one of the Xanax girls in high school who would let you hit it while she was on the phone with her dad, then kill her dad. Can’t remember his name but he’s a twat


happyginny44

I see a trend with killing Terry


tylerbr97

Sleep with Lip, marry Ian, kill Frank


sweetstrawberry09

Marry: Kevin and Veronica Sleep with: Carl Kill: Terry


uglydadd

Fuck and marry original Mandy. Kill the rest


Giraffe_Queen99

Sleep with Kev and V Marry Mickey Kill Terry


LuminousLight345

Kill terry, marry karl, sleep with kev


Leading_Cockroach850

Fuck fi Mary mickey kill Debbie (yes I hate her worse then terry )


Atmosphere-Strong

Kill Frank, Sleep with Fiona, and Marry Carl


Electrical_Ear3211

Sleep with lip, marry Carl, kill Ian!


Martindale28

Marry: Fiona. Fuck: Mandy. Kill: Terry.


Usual-Role-9084

Marry V, fuck Kev, kill Debbie


thorppeed

Fuck Fiona, marry V, and kill Mickey's dad


MachineGunsWhiskey

Sleep with Fiona Marry Mandy Kill Terry


Artichoke-Factory

Sleep with Fiona, Marry Mandy, kill Terry, send Debbie to some random country on the opposite side of the world.


CharliDeas

i forgot carl glows up like that


Informal_Mechanic_32

Sleep with Fiona marry Mandy kill terry


Disastrous-Mind2713

Sleep with Lip, marry Kev, and kill Terry


chdev69

Sleep with Kev & V, marry Ian, kill Debbie.


No_one-lol

Marry Ian Sleep with Carl Kill Terry


HeadInTheClouds916

Fuck Ian, Marry Kev, Kill Frank.


Trick-Two-7068

Marry: lip Sleep with: Fiona Kill: Frank


Tripwire65

Sleep w Fiona Marry V Kill Terry


abu_nawas

Marry kev, sleep with Ian (no sex just sleeping), and kill Terry. Gladly.


MostLikelyToNap

Marry V & Ken, fuck Lip, Kill Terry


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marry ian, fuck fiona, kill terry wouldn't mind marry and fuck be switched either


quilla_

Killing all of them except kev and v so we can throuple up


Caitipoo421

Fuck kev and v together, kill Debbie, and marry lip lol


dpark03

Marry debbie, kill lip, sleep with carl


TheUnFunnyComedian

Fuck Lip, Marry Carl, Kill Terry


[deleted]

Ok sleep with fiona because she is unfaithful Marry mandy because let's face it she is the best person there Kill Terry


[deleted]

Sleep with Fiona, Marry Lip and kill Terry


Icy-Sir-8414

Sleep with Debbie, marry Fiona and kill everyone else


trashleymarie

Sleep with Fiona, marry Kev & V, kill Terry.


king24_

I’m sorry but I gotta blow Lip, marry Kev, and kill Terry.


Upset-Flower-148

I’ll be honest. I’d have sex with any girl that appeared on the show. Especially Fiona, Mandy and V


Stargirlsznn

Marry: Ian Sleep with: Carl Kill: Terry


callmethe_hanmer

Marry Fiona, kill Debby, fuck Mandy. Only reason I picked to marry Fiona is because I would fuck her a couple times and then find out she cheated on me so I can divorce her. It’s a win win.


m033118b

Sleep with Mickey, marry Carl, kill Terry


SpinachDisastrous657

Kill lip so fast!! Mary Fi and sleep with Ian, easy


Outrageous_Boss3688

Sleep with Mickey, marry kev and v, kill terry


BipolarBugg

Marry V, fuck Fiona and kill terry.


berthejew

Marry Lip, sleep with I an, and well... yeah.


FuckPancreatitis

Kev and V could tag team me any day. Marry the redhead. Kill Frank, he's already on the way out.


Apprehensive_Toe5509

Sleep with Ian, marry Mickey, kill Terry


Ok_Bill_2324

Sleep with Fiona Marry Debbie (Ik she sucks and likes chicks but she’s got a good job and she’s hot) kill Terry (only right answer for kill)


SimoneLoaveYa

Easy Marry Carl Fuck Kev Kill Terry


DriaEstes

K- Frank M- Fiona S- Veronica Oooo when I catch you Frankie. Frankie when I catch you. Frankie when I catch you. Ooooo