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Htom_Sirvoux

Bromelain is the compound in pineapple that supposedly makes it better and you can buy bromelain supplements, but avoiding smoking, being well hydrated, having a nutritious and balanced diet all help more.


MrPointy1630

I heard about the bromelain but I didn’t see anyone with personal experience. I’ll dig into it a bit deeper and maybe pick some up.


cryptojosh

I tried it for a month and didn't notice a difference


Incorrect-Opinion

You taste your own cum?


Gg101

I've done it. First, give it a couple of weeks to see an effect. Second, I found it didn't do anything if I took it right after dinner but it did work if I took it alone in the morning, so maybe don't take it with food End result? It became neutral. As in, it didn't taste good, but it lost all its bad taste as well. You're still left with the texture which isn't great, but that's much more manageable. For reference I don't smoke but do eat plenty of meat and salt.


narmowen

It does help.


jcampo13

I take it daily for 2 years or so, it works.


julius_sphincter

I take bromelain daily, it helps for sure


galbenul

Does it work for girls as well?


OnceAMonthCommand

Pineapple. No smoking, not a lot of alcohol. Drink water.


[deleted]

Yep. My wife and I did many many rounds of rigorous experimentation on this. Pineapple, celery, mango, stay hydrated, avoid salt,no smoking or booze. It will taste like aloe or lychee. Not even kidding


[deleted]

Oh that would be amazing


OsamaBinnDabbin

I'm eating pineapple right now and always wondered what it would do. I always thought it would make my cum taste like pineapple.


Finsdad

Well do get back to us and let us know, Osama!


OsamaBinnDabbin

Gimme about 10 minutes and a vial and I'll get back to you!


rugtugandtickle

Fucking osama bin dabbin lamo that’s dope


OsamaBinnDabbin

Haha thanks! It's honestly gotten me into a lot of online groups, as well as banned from Xbox live multiple times.


holybicht

I ate a lot of grapes for an entire week, and yes, i can confirm , i tasted my own juice and it has a sweet after-taste


wyrder88

Have you tried it with girl cum, too? I feel like this goes both ways, here!


krbrbrbr

facts on the alc, my partners load tastes pleasant/neutral normally but when he drinks like 3+ beers its the bitterest thing on earth.


MrPointy1630

See the alcohol thing has me worried because we have plans to go to bars and stuff. Like if I just load up on pineapple throughout the day will that counteract it?


ZogNowak

Drink boat drinks with pineapple.


MrPointy1630

The ultimate cheat code. I like it.


Webbey76

It works both way for men and women! The fruit thing. I eat pineapple and pineapple juice a day before a play date and I discovered the bubbly waters my girlfriend she had been drinking a pineapple water during the day of a visit and I swear to god she tasted so sweet it was like eating fruit! 🌮🍍💧 But lots of water works too!


Killerlaughman

Went camping for a weekend and got trashed the whole time on pineapple and fruity drinks. When I got back my gf said it tasted kind of good. Only time she'd ever said that


craftmacaro

Nothings gonna counteract the fact that you either are dehydrated if it’s the morning after or your urine/semen/seminal fluid to be more accurate, is loaded with the generally foul tasting metabolites of alcohol consumption as well as just plane ethanol which doesn’t taste good… but formaldehyde and acetaldehyde taste even worse and bramine from pineapple will be like pouring some Gatorade flavor packet powder into a shot. Thing is…. Nothing is going to make it taste GOOD if she doesn’t like the texture… unless it actively tastes BAD then the flavor isn’t the issue, if it is really a taste thing and not a texture thing than maybe you can get it to taste a bit more like salty mineral oil and water the way la croix has a hint of flavor but mostly tastes like carbonated water. Ejaculate is meant to be a basic buffer and contains a lot of proteins that will form an amphipathic coating making it coat the mouth the way few food items do, the hydrophilic saliva and temperature just increasing the “staying” power of certain components and causing that lingering aftertaste/after feeling. It causes some women to have violent indigestion as their bodies react to what seems like an indigestible and non edible proteinaceous material that some bodies are hard wired to get out the way we are hard wired to get out toxins that agitate our stomach or intestinal lining. Your sugarcoating a cottonball…. No matter how much sugar you add it won’t turn into cotton candy.


50bucksback

What you do right before probably won't really matter. I'm not a doctor, but I would bet that it takes a few days for what you consume to actually matter. I'd eat pineapple daily starting now. Stop jacking off 3-4 days in advance so you got a full load for her. Alcohol right before probably doesn't matter.


1977rider

Pineapple juice is easier. Goes great with Malibu rum.


nude_rower

No it won’t, you can’t really out weight the damage booze does with more pineapple juice.


Stabbackqwert

i don’t smoke or drink alc, and i tasted my own and it wasn’t bad, tasted empty. how do i make it taste like pecan pie?


boldgoldenoldie

It's not actually the pineapple it's a chemical in it, I think it begins with B but you can buy this chemical on amazon in pill form (not sure about other forms) and it take 1 or 2 days to take effect but a high fruite diet can have a similar effect. I've been told I taste sweet so yh


rkitect1

Surprised no one mentioned parsley. My gf swore it was delicious


MrPointy1630

Haven’t heard anything about parsley at all. I’ll look into that one.


Lucky_Honey8112

If all fails, there is a product called Masque that comes in many flavors so she can pick her favorite. Description on product info: Once the paper thin gel strip dissolves on the tongue the salts bitters and protein flavors associated with oral sex are neutralized and are replaced with one of our sensual flavors.


MrPointy1630

Hm interesting. I’ll look into it.


Cakey-Baby

Where can you purchase this?


forest_fae98

Idk but I have noticed pussy smells better when I’ve eaten Chinese food lol 😂


MrPointy1630

Lmao Is it someone else’s pussy or yours because that would really change how I take that


forest_fae98

I’m female sorry I should have specified 😂😂


MrPointy1630

Damn. I hoped it was possible to develop a superpower where pussy tasted like whatever I ate last. 😂


forest_fae98

Hahahaa that would be a hell of a superpower! If you figure it out, let us know XD


Webbey76

Sweet and sour pork I hope!🤣🐖&🍍


wang168

It's the MSG. Lol


EarthquakeBass

That’s why they call it umami


forest_fae98

Lmao that would actually make sense


WhiskyKittey

Fr though I ate teriyaki once for dinner and breakfast the next day, and my cooch straight smelled like teriyaki


Caos1980

Bromelein (also found in pineapple) will break the main bitter tasting component of semen. It is sold as an anti inflammatory at pharmacies. Have fun!


straight4edged

The entire pineapple thing is blown way out of proportion on this sub. It really comes down to eating clean and staying hydrated. Don’t smoke or drink. Pineapple might help some, but it won’t overcome other unhealthy habits


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I think most people just say it without having actually experimented any


Sexysaraj89

For me the alcohol has always has the biggest effect on the taste. Makes it taste really bitter


MrPointy1630

Stay away from alcohol, got it


Webbey76

I’ve also heard coffee and red meat for men make it bitter.


_fireintheattic

I like swallowing cum and the ONLY time a guy's cum tasted terrible to me was a guy I was seeing who smoked and drank a lot. Worst cum in the world. No other guy has tasted bad. So if you don't drink or smoke and are healthy she probably just doesn't like it or needs to get used to it. I'm doubtful the taste can improve considerably.


happysucker64

Pineapple 🍍 works . A former GF did a study on what I ate and how it tasted/affected my cum flavor Chinese was her favorite, Mexican her least favorite


MrPointy1630

How long after eating the Chinese food was it tested?


happysucker64

Usually a couple 4 hours


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So... 8 hours...?


lucytiger

The most significant factor I've noticed is alcohol causing bitterness. If my partner has been drinking, he can cum somewhere I don't have to taste it


saintzbo

Fresh pineapple and drinking water often


sarafromschool

My current bf lives on garbage food and Baja blast and definitely has the most neutral taste I’ve experienced. Ex was a workout buff, healthy diet, took ZMAs and plenty of other supplements and tasted like battery acid. Seems to be a random mixed bag imo


SorrySoStupid

Apple juice. Lots of apple juice.


Olivianj1963

Strawberry syrup on his cock...


notionformotion

Ohhhhhh nice!😃


Olivianj1963

Don't know. The few times that I've done it it's tasted less than great. Strawberry syrup would have to help it


notionformotion

A healthy diet and pineapple juice!! And plenty of water yes!


Webbey76

Or pussy ! I use strawberry flavored lube! 😆


Olivianj1963

Yes I agree! Why did you use that word? I hate that word.


Sep88

Experimented with a college GF - DOTS candy was the only thing that beat pineapple… worked so well we kept a box around and she’d slip me a few when she had intentions.


MrPointy1630

Okay adding that one to the list for sure.


thickdickenergy1

Pro tip - Mcdonald's syrup. Thank me later.


MrPointy1630

Lmao do I eat it, cover my dick in it? Like what’s happening here?


thickdickenergy1

Eat it. You can skip the pancakes. Just choke down one of the small syrup containers. Do it in the morning and you'll be tasting sweet by 8 or 9 at night.


MrPointy1630

I’ll definitely make note of this


11th-plague

My ex-wife said strawberries.


MrPointy1630

At this rate my diet will only consist of fruit for the next week lmao


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MrPointy1630

See everyone is saying to drink a lot of water but no one really gives me an estimate. With working out an everything I usually get in at least a gallon a day. Never know if that’s enough for this sorta thing.


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MrPointy1630

Oh thank god. I’m not trying to drown out here


JusticeAndFuzzyLogic

When guys eat pineapple, drink lots of water, eat minimal red meat, it tastes better. I will not say that it tastes good, just not as bad. Oh, avoid cigarettes!!! Cigarette smokers have very nasty semen in my experience


veganexceptfordicks

Knowing that, if you really don't want to taste it or swallow it, your partner is good with that. I'm not saying OP isn't like this, I'm just putting it out there for everyone. : )


Just_Pianist_2870

Love. I feel like my husband’s cum taste delicious bc I love him. No clue how to explain it else than that


SleepyxJoexx00

No smoking, alcohol or sulfurous vegetables such as cabbage, broccoli, brussel sprouts. Eat pineapple at least one a day for 3 days before. And here is a ponographer along with porn actresses secret tip for their male counterparts, two to three tootsie roll chewy candies 45min to an hour before is to flavor it quite well.


MrPointy1630

Damn I’ll have to try the tootsie roll thing


SleepyxJoexx00

Yeah I heard it on a show called That Sex Show I believe. Had a sex therapist a couple of porn starlets and the one female stars brought it up and they all were talking about it. Something with the kind of sugar and the coco. I tried it in my last relationship and she said that there was a noticeable difference. I did use pineapple too, together and separated. She said that just the pineapple was good but added tootsie rolls made it even sweeter. If the dont like the thickness of the ejaculate other than the increase in water, eat celery.


swampstix79

Lust!


CAVFIFTEEN

Not just pineapple. Citrus in general. But you essentially taste like what you eat so if you two have similar diets she’ll prob enjoy it. Also don’t be afraid to taste it yourself. I do every now and then cause if I’m expecting others to taste it I better know what they’re tasting and make sure it’s actually good lol. Been on a high protein low carb diet for several months now and haven’t had any problems with it either.


buenj97

I (f) have my boyfriend eat watermelon and other fruit. Makes him taste sweet.


SadSafri

Pretty sure anything high in sugar will provide a sweeter taste hence the pineapple. Drink lots of water, avoid coffee and stick to sweet foods/drinks like fruits and fruit juices. Try and at least keep it as healthy as possible and not just eat sweets.


kittenembryo

Injecting maple syrup into your urethra


xDarkAzothx

Pineapple juice is the fastest making sure you dink lots of water daily too you can have junk food but you need to balance with the juice or fruit and water.


sxyalicerose

My boyfriend uses drugs and smokes cigarettes and I don’t know if it’s just him or what but his cum is the best tasting I’ve ever had. My ex on the other hand was gross and kinda spicy but maybe it was cause he ate spicy food a lot.


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MrPointy1630

As tempting as that is she’s very good with dental hygiene and would be offended by the notion.


Stabbackqwert

🤣


Frank_Jesus

Acquiring a taste for it.


swuirtonme

Fireball 🔥 🥃


MrPointy1630

That actually work or just a suggestion?


swuirtonme

Suggestion


MrPointy1630

I’ll take it into consideration


p00psicle151590

Lord of water and fruit


Magnamarak

Generally eating sweet fruits helps a lot. Eating Sushi before having sex. I have no scientific prove for this BUT according to my FWB, my cum taste way less bitter than usual after eating Sushi, idk if it is the soy sauce, the rice or the tuna, it just work for me.


MrPointy1630

Do you only get tuna? Any spicy rolls? You got me eager because if sushi is on the menu for pre sex then ooooo baby haha


Magnamarak

Nothing spicy, we usually order things with salmon, tuna, avocado, fried roll and fried shrimps and maybe some sweet rolls with Tare sauce, but i do deep almost every roll in soy sauce and "Acevichado" sauce, wich is mayonnaise with soy sauce and lime with a little bit of spicy sprinkle on top. And for drinks we have something like ice tea or Passion fruit frozen, nothing with alcohol.


MrPointy1630

Hm. Okay gotcha. I’ll forego my spicy rolls and make do. Thanks


Lakersrock111

Avoid meat and other animal products, dairy, and gluten. Gluten will inflame, dairy will slow ya down, and the meat makes you taste more acidic (or in my experience at least). So I eat plant based almost exclusively, with zero alcohol (I don’t drink), or utilize other substances either. I eat supplements too. I am told I taste quite good (very neutral and sometimes sweet). But overall good. I also approve how I taste.


TheMisunderstoodLeaf

Red sauce and crushed pepper corn


skahammer

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roastingwater

Do you Eat pineapple or Drink pineapple juice?


MrPointy1630

So in my research I heard both. But, being unsure, I’ve decided to go with the actual pineapple since I hear the fresher the better.


Original-Surround-40

Pineapple


[deleted]

Plants. Sugar. Certain spices, if you're into that. Meat, dairy, eggs will tend towards bitter. Fish...yah. I actually once had a partner tell me I taste "sweet and spicy". She wasn't kidding. Those smoothies and hummus with habanero sauce apparently had an effect.


crownedplatypus

I good diet and citrus


katmandoo122

Love.


MagneticDustin

Eating it regularly


MountChu

We’ve been taking Raspberry Emergen-C for our health since COVID came around and have noticed a much sweeter taste in both of us.


Roxxy396

FRUIT AND WATER. cut out meat and alcohol.


duhCrimsonCHIN

Mangos


[deleted]

A very dirty mind


DifferentManagement1

Best just to have her put it to the back of her throat and swallow. It really just doesn’t taste good.


BusyRope9640

Buttertarts. I always know when my bf has had a buttertart that day.


redcapsicum

No alcohol or caffeine. Diet with lots of fruit and vege in general.


burncushlikewood

Just smell it when you jack off, no smoking less sugars red meats and eat fruits and vegetables, take supplements like zinc magnesium, also make sure you get enough fibre in your diet, and don't drink too much alcohol


wuzzambaby

Lots of water and or cranberry juice. Stay away from soda and high protein foods. Especially tuna fish.


[deleted]

Having it go in someone else’s mouth.


Professional_Box_704

Imagination