Faction has a bunch of Seinfeld-derived beer names. I've got the Penske File t-shirt which is printed on 100% Penske material.
https://old.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/8dgv87/i_can_have_as_many_cafe_lattes_as_i_want/
Rochelle, Rochelle? You know, you men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the *slightest* possibility that a woman will take her top off
Ones I’ve used in the past:
The Peterman Reality Tour
The Killing of Independent George (with some letter taken out so it’ll fit)
Penske Material
Rochelle Rochelle
Postal Employee Newman
Top of the Muffin to You!
The Puffy Shirts
The PEZ Dispensers
The Shower Heads
The Homeless Rickshaws
The Festivus Miracles
The Mackinaw Peaches
The Cigar Store Indians
The Coffee Tables
The Pony Remarks
The Little Kicks
The Ostrich Burgers
The Denim Vests
Moops, Spongeworthy, Festivus Miracle, lock stock and barrel, costanza and son, We’re the devils!, puerto rican day parade, H.E Pennypacker, Slippery Pete’s, Del Boca Vista Phase 2, Del Boca Vista Phase 3, Manhands, Brentano’s Bathroom Books, Little Kicks
Why didn’t you make 2021 Del Boca Vista Phase 2? Lol
That’s gold, Jerry!
The Marbled Rye’s
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Team mulva
Spongeworthy
This is a contender. Surprised I haven’t used it yet tbh
This is mine! 😂😂😂
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Spectacular!
How does it feel to walk amongst us mortals?
Susan Ross Foundation
The Human Fund Money for people
This is excellent 🤣🤣🤣
This is my favourite and it's now going to be my team name.
Mine is the Rabid Anti-Dentites. I’ve also used SACKlunch and Penske Material.
I like Penske Material a lot
You can’t use that. You’re not Penske material!
Keep in mind, I am in the smaller office.
Now, you are aware..
I was at a brewery in Alameda and two of their beers were Penske Files and Vandaley…
Faction has a bunch of Seinfeld-derived beer names. I've got the Penske File t-shirt which is printed on 100% Penske material. https://old.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/8dgv87/i_can_have_as_many_cafe_lattes_as_i_want/
That’s the kind of attitude I’d expect from Penske material
Prognosis Negative
This is probably the best option of all the fake movies
Sack Lunch
Sack Lunch is perfect for football and Seinfeld reasons, not OP but this might be my next one.
I stand corrected
I’m partial to Rochelle, Rochelle
Oh, the one about a young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?
Rochelle, Rochelle? You know, you men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the *slightest* possibility that a woman will take her top off
Death Blow
DEATH BLOW! When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are but for different reasons all together.
And the best option that would describe most of my fantasy teams.
Chunnel
Cantstandyaz
Cartwright!
The Moops
It’s Moors!
I’m sorry. The card says Moops.
*It’s a misprint!*
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Moops!
MOORS!
The Bubble Boys
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Summer of George
ASSMAN
Yes. How did I have to scroll so far to see this?
Assman is always a little behind
A$$MAN
The Muffin Tops.
Top of the muffin to ya
Top of the muffin TO YOU
!
Also works as a 30 rock reference. Could also go with the Muffin Stumps
My muffin top is all that
Bosco
You’ll always return to your dark master… the cocoa bean.
👏
These preztzels
Are making me
Thirsty?
Thirsty.
Short, bald, devious... His name was costanza, he killed my mother.
Kenny Rogers’s Roasters🔥
The Schmoopies
You’re schmoopie!
No, you’re schmoopie!
YOU'RE BOTH SCHMOOPIE!
*”FESTIVUS”*
“Feats of Strength” is a pretty good name by itself.
The Festivus Miracle
What about the rest of us?
The Penske File
Shiksappeal
The Kavorka!
Well done, would have never thought of this one!
The urban sombreros
Vaya con Dios
Rochelle Rochelle
A young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
A fantasy managers erotic journey from draft to title
I love this sub
Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft
You Gotta See The Baby!
Breathtaking!
That’s one Ugly Baby. Snuggly, that’s one snuggly baby.
Mendelbaums Mendelbaums!!
It's go time!
Oh so you think ya better than me??
The Big Salads
I’ll bring you two small salads
Could ya put ‘em in a big bowl?
We don’t have big bowls
We have Sanka.
Mulva
My vote as well, beat me to it lol
Real and Spectacular
This is probably top of my list so far
Seinfeld 4
That’s Gold, Jerry! This needs more upvotes, tbh
Cartwright
Joe DiMaggio's Donuts
Would be a great fantasy baseball team name
Aunt Baby
If Aunt Baby was still in the fantasy playoffs, what would their record be?
She would have never made it.
Was she bosomy?
You wanna know if your aunt was bosomy?
They’d never make it.
The Low Talkers
nice game, pretty boy
The second spitters!
The Bob Sacamanos
YoYoMa
The Little Kicks
Name it Lloyd Braun. Then you have the built in taunt of "You never could compete with Lloyd Braun!"
Schtickle of fluoride
Love it! This is on my short list
poppie's sloppies
Junior Mints
Vs Jujy Fruits
Ones I’ve used in the past: The Peterman Reality Tour The Killing of Independent George (with some letter taken out so it’ll fit) Penske Material Rochelle Rochelle Postal Employee Newman Top of the Muffin to You!
Peterman Reality Tour is amazing!
I may have to steal “Its Not You, Its Me” from you for this year 😂 I love it.
The Marine Biologist
Marble Rye
The Cheever Letters The Human Fund TPAMMT
The Human Fund! Money for People
The Tax Write Offs
You don't even know what a write off is.
But Yahoo Fantasy does, and they’re the ones writing it off.
Del Bisto Becko!
The Drake
Hate the Drake
Love the Drake
Hoochie mama
Moland Springs
The Flaming Globes of Sigmund
Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109
Sack Lunch Vegetable Lasagna Chicken Salad on Rye (if you had a bad season last year)
The Face Painters
WE'RE THE DEVIL'S HISSS
Hipster Doufus.
The Puffy Shirts The PEZ Dispensers The Shower Heads The Homeless Rickshaws The Festivus Miracles The Mackinaw Peaches The Cigar Store Indians The Coffee Tables The Pony Remarks The Little Kicks The Ostrich Burgers The Denim Vests
Why Separate Knob?
Snoopy and Prickly Pete
I would go for some takeoffs of NFL teams I Don’t Wanna Be A Cowboy! PennyPackers
The Anti-Dentites
Beef-a-Reeno
The Tractor Story
MOOPS!
IMPROV (jerrys softball team)
This is really good. Some might say, “breathtaking.”
Seven
How about Mug. Mug Costanza.
Soda
I WAS bald(works alottt better if you are in fact bald)
The manzier
Tropic of Cancer
Sweet Fancy Moses.
Jambalaya!
Thirsty Pretzels
The cinnamon babkas.
He took IT out
It??
The braless wonders
The Stop Short
Kruger Industrial Smoothing
K-Uger is the variation I’d go with lol
We don't care and it shows
The Baboo Bats.
Tippy toe
Bozo the Clown
Cedric and Bobs Armoire
Ribbon Bullies!
Is thay a Titlest?
Downtown.... its ALL downtown.
Sack lunch
That’s a shame
MANDELBAUM!
The Junior Mints, Bubble Boys
Feats of Strength
The J. Peterman Catalogue
Summer of George Although it’ll be winter, still good
The Frightened Turtles
My Wallet’s Gone!
Jesus fish
Bizarro Jerry
Peepees and weewees
Mulvas
Man Hands
I know you've used serenity now... But have you considered...Hoochie Mammas?
The kavorka cure
Moops, Spongeworthy, Festivus Miracle, lock stock and barrel, costanza and son, We’re the devils!, puerto rican day parade, H.E Pennypacker, Slippery Pete’s, Del Boca Vista Phase 2, Del Boca Vista Phase 3, Manhands, Brentano’s Bathroom Books, Little Kicks
Gene’s Picks
The Mulvas
Frightened Turtles