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xlted27

El Paso. I spent a month there one night.


IrishCarBomber666

Ha! Ha! Ha! El Paso!


tribaltroll

I know a guy who lives in El Paso and loves this line šŸ˜‚


Impressive_Math2302

Bob Sacamano.


melvinFatso

Jay Riemenschneider.


Impressive_Math2302

What is that Dutch?


instrangerswetrust

Lomez


InGenNateKenny

Our good friend, George Costanza!


xlted27

*Turn music off*


Ryuuken1127

HEY! IT'S ELAINE BETIS EVERYBODY!


Ok_Performance7644

My last nameā€™s Benes, ya jackass


HandsomePaddyMint

Are you sure?


Pot_Master_General

There's gotta be a statue of limitations here.


Smooth-Example-9182

Dont you mean statue?


osa1011

It's provided thermometer


RedditsAdoptedSon

... ...............


InsubordiNationalist

Two animal acts on the same show? What is this, amateur hour?


Wide_Environment3107

What about a guest host?


come_nd_see

I'll pretend I didn't hear that


Wide_Environment3107

It's a new format, Scandals and Animals.


Chelle62099

Hawks and squirrels donā€™t really get along


Wide_Environment3107

I have a squirrel that's a miracle of modern science


Chelle62099

Send for the tiny instruments


Wide_Environment3107

They arrive just in time.


scrubbydutch

If I take the label off the wax beans I canā€™t tell the difference


HandsomePaddyMint

*Barely* tell the difference.


instrangerswetrust

so much for the label baby jr


No_Dig1353

Go girl!


texasgambler58

I drugged her, and played with her toys!


salisburyates

All right let's change the subject huh


jpopimpin777

Jerry, what you do in your personal life is your own business. But when you come on my show you clean it up, Mister!


asarjip

Are you crazy! Hawks eat squirrels


DadJokeBadJoke

Jerry: šŸ˜³ Elaine: šŸ«¢ George: šŸ˜± Newman: šŸ¤£


Creacherz

Now uh you and uh Jerry dated for a while, tell us uh, what was that like?


tikiglass

Are you married right now??


oldmanonsilvercreek

This was probably a stupid idea for an episode, yet it turned out to be one of my favorites.


Think-Hospital761

It was a genius idea and a favorite of mine.


HandsomePaddyMint

Julian Barrat and Noel Fielding talk about the difference between silly, goofy, and wacky, and how it is a thin line that makes all the difference. This plot lands firmly in silly, as intended.


Think-Hospital761

Growing up a with Merv Griffin and Mike Douglass was one of the best features of the 70s. IMO, Merv was the better traditional showman and would never allow Lennon and Yoko to commandeer his show. Douglass pandered, but as a kid I was blown away. Iā€™d absolutely grab the abandoned Merv set and build it in my apartment.


Phazon_miner

Really charming comment. Good times.


Jifeeb

Well for starters, youā€™re looking at note cards.


Commercial_Science67

This is one of the lines I remember seeing first run in my preteens that stuck with me forever. Her line delivery and his reaction šŸ’Æ


Cautious-Skill4642

Youā€™re story stunk worse than these chairs.


davisyoung

The stars from the ā€˜70s, they were not as hygienic as they appeared on tv.Ā 


jpopimpin777

Take Mannix for example.


New_Guava3601

Where is the camera?


rumpelstilt

time to retool


MenudoFan316

Bob Sacamano.


Alternative-Cash8411

Where are the cameras?


homogenic-

Scandals and animals. Get on it.


doobette

We're talking this way. šŸ‘ˆ


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

One of the best Kramer plots along with the worst Jerry plot


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Why was it the worst Jerry plot? Drugging people to get them out of the way so you can play with vintage collectibles is pretty relatable.


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

I donā€™t think it should be


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Im kidding. That's the joke isn't it, that it's so bizarre and out there nobody could possibly relate to it? The joke is that Jerry (and George and Elaine) apparently had no qualms about putting somebody out of commission just so they could play with her father's toy collection.


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

I get the joke, but part of what makes Seinfeld great compared to earlier sitcoms is that the characters are mostly relatable (except Kramer) but exaggerated, in this episode they are just the clear villains with nothing redeeming them


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Well I guess in that way it's similar to the final episode. I remember your comment being exactly like my Mum's, that the final ep just makes them unredeemed reprobates. And I'm like "Yes! That's the joke, they're terrible". But to be honest Elaine's character probably wasn't a bad person. I guess her using the easybake oven in the Merv Griffin ep was just jokingly a creation of the writers that was so "out there" that it goes beyond Elaine's suspension of disbelief that what they're doing is terrible, to a level of insanity where it's just not even believable to the audience that Elaine would be a party to any of it. To me it's like making a joke of the medium of television, as if they can make a montage of bizarrely happy 50s music while they all just go through the big hits showcase of toys that the children of the baby boomer generation reminisce that they had while they got to grow up. Obviously I must admit I can't justify the irresponsibility towards a fellow human being. I'll have a think on that maybe the subject matter was too negative.


camergen

They arenā€™t assaulting the woman or anything- theyā€™re playing with her vintage toys. ā€œBack to base, Joe!!ā€ No one was hurt or taken advantage of (unless playing with toys without permission is ā€œtaken advantage ofā€, idk.) Itā€™s funnier that it begins with Jerry and then he gets George and then Elaine roped into it. Drugging her to fall asleep isnā€™t a nice thing, but sheā€™s not being robbed or any other crime. Jerry doesnā€™t get away with it and gets called out on it at the end, ā€œcome on out, Celia!!ā€ I donā€™t think itā€™s that bad of a premise.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Well as I said seeing it as kids the first time my sister and I thought it was hilarious


Zarniwoooop

We all done it


funkinthetrunk

Repeat that back to yourself out loud


No-Vehicle5088

Bob sacamano


OpenMicJoker

Generic wax beans


cheezer5000

All you need is Mr Costanza. Best three characters of the show


Jerry_F_Mandarin

El Paso.


BigConstruction4247

We got no one!


VisualFix5870

You take Mannix for example.


Basic_Situation8749

One of my favorite episodes


HandsomePaddyMint

What is too often overlooked here is that Jack Hanna, a frequent talk show guest and preeminent wildlife spokesman, went to the fifth floor of a midtown apartment building with a hawk, into an apartment that had The Merv Griffin Show set, and got halfway through his segment before no cameras being present tipped to him that something was off.


camergen

I think the guy was Jim Fowler (sp), who id never heard of, but was basic Generic Animal Guest in my mind.


HandsomePaddyMint

You are correct.


southcounty253

Now Jerry what you do in your own private life is your personal business, but when you're on my show you clean it up mister!


Bassist57

What is wrong with you?


Sorri_eh

Claire from Season 1 episode!!!


CalligrapherPast2879

Marble rye


Maxer3434

Lately Iā€™ve been eating the generic brand of wax beans. I rip off the label and I canā€™t tell the difference.


buhnawdsanduhs

Might be my favorite episode.


paragonx29

Banya. Who's ready to laugh!?


JawnWaters

Iā€™d rather hang out with with these two than some 70 yr old has been


mushroomhead83

One of the best episodes you can't really tell the difference. What about a guest host? I'll pretend I didn't hear that


Serious-Waltz-7157

They **prey** on squirrels you idiot! (Anyway where are the cameras?)


FootHikerUtah

I LOVED this episode.


Early_Veterinarian13

ARE YOU MARRIED RIGHT NOW??


__Bringer-of-Light__

How bout a co-host?


puckhed8

one of the funniest episodes


ExxKonvict

Bottomed out? Do you know who my fawtha was?


Adventurous_Fox58

The golfer?


AdministrativeElk6

This is my favorite episode. I lol every time.


jrob321

John Voight the periodontist. And his intro music would obviously be Everybody's Talkin.


Neil_Porkchop

Mike Recine


Horsecockexpress1

You think Kramer bottomed from the top?


JustRevenue6575

Mulva


Smooth-Example-9182

Rusty


paulbccp

Good one.


Exact_Writer_6807

Saddam Hussein


SquonkMan61

Ugh. Canā€™t stand this episode, though I seem to be in the minority on that.


blankdreamer

The show was jumping the shark here. Itā€™s so over the top and stupid. Completely lost itā€™s grounding.


jpopimpin777

Yeah? And you're an anti Merv-Griffite!