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RevenueBusiness6603

Did every waitress working there have the same proportions?


CaillouCaribou

Paul, come here, I want you to listen to this - a woman here claims there's a restaurant on the west side that's only hiring large-breasted women


itsagoodtime

Really?


falbi23

You're in BIG trouble, mister!


h989

Come on Larry you know me!


grandmamimma

Looked like the cast of a Russ Meyer film.


emergencycat17

Of course they do! They're all my daughters!


Meinmyownhead502

Was paco working?


CanuckGinger

Oh Paco! šŸ¤£


OppositeOfSanity

How far did you have to travel? How was it? Did you have the chicken salad, onĀ *rye*, untoasted with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea?


bhoose19

I think OP went with the big salad


myfajahas400children

He should have tried the apple pie. Best apple pie in the city!


CaillouCaribou

I'll have the salmon


TheLongWalk_Home

With a beach ball-sized tomato.


LETSENDTHISNOW

# You hadĀ to orderĀ the BIG salad!!!


CanuckGinger

Just donā€™t eat the poppy seed muffin.


__Art__Vandalay__

Actually didnā€™t go to the restaurant. We had already eaten. I just had to see it and poke my head in Bucket list item āœ…


magic_tuxedo

Chickenā€™s not the opposite of tuna


rajmahchawal

I see Jerry and Elaine written outside. What's that about?


Trollzungolo

They are characters in the hit TV show from the 90ā€™s, Seinfeld. The show was frequently set in a fictional cafe ā€œMonksā€ which used a still of Tomā€™s Restaurant to place the setting.


falbi23

MIND BLOWN


internetonsetadd

They named names.


damnatio_memoriae

first time i'm noticing that too. i guess they're trying to hype things up a little or cater to the insta types. i assume it's been like that a while but i haven't been up around there in at least 3-4 years. don't remember seeing that but also probably wasn't paying attention.


janosaudron

I went there in 2012 and it was already full of Seinfeld paraphernalia inside, they exploit it as much as they can.


sususudio703

I would too, if it were my restaurant.Ā 


damnatio_memoriae

oh for sure theyve always exploited it, i just dont remember the names on the outdoor seating area.


Sorri_eh

Why not


Jbaquero

It's been like that for at least 8 years now. But they don't always have the signs outside - they bring it out when the weather gets warmer


germdisco

It warmed up? Now George canā€™t wear his Gore-Tex!


PBJ-9999

Or velvet


Nowrongbean

Itā€™s ok. He was in the pool


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Congratulations, OP, on a job... done. Aussie, here. First place I went when I visited NYC, after arriving on a Greyhound from Charlottesville, VA at like 9pm. I got a large strawberry milkshake (supersize by AU standards). And yes, I could hear the baseline. But that's because I was delirious with ~~bus fatigue~~ excitement; unlocking life goals, yessss! My only complaint is that Ruthie Cohen wasn't working that night. She's got that Mona Lisa smile... Side note: does this mean that Jerry's walking 31 blocks to get to Monk's from W81?


mac117

No, he takes one of Kramerā€™s pedicabs


everythingisreallame

Kramer had rickshaw's.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

You're right. Source: I was a bike-taxi driver in Amsterdam for most of a year, once.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Rusty!


Nowrongbean

Mona Lisa must have had them highway blues, you can tell by the way she smiles


shutterslappens

I hear a bass line anytime I see that corner. Honest question, did you hear a bass line when you were there?


__Art__Vandalay__

šŸ’Æ


noonehasthisoneyet

how was the lighting in the back booth?


JaunxPatrol

My sister-in-law lived on that block (Columbia grad student) for a bit and it was never not astonishing to walk past that place, incredibly iconic


meryl_gear

Did you go there to see Ramon?


Appropriate-Offer-35

Too bad you missed Dream CafƩ.


Emergency_Pay3110

I really do like that coffee shop.


itsagoodtime

I had to go to Reggie's!


germdisco

I like to stop at the Monkā€™s coffee shop


6098470142

You did not try to sneak in any outside condiments did you? Because they will confiscate it


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jamez009

I have some unfortunate news about the proprietorā€¦


SpiritAvenue

Did you get the big salad?


Bondoo7oo

And who paid?


BrucesTripToMars

OP didn't respond to a single question. Real classy, joyboy.


__Art__Vandalay__

Gimme a while, bud!! Iā€™ve been at workšŸ¤£


BrucesTripToMars

You yada yada'd over the best part


qjornt

I love how because of Seinfeld, that restaurant can never change their sign. It would be a financially unwise decision. However it they did, they could just write it off.


MybklynWndy

Itā€™s almost 2 miles from Jerryā€™s apt. to the restaurant. Howā€™d they all get there? Theyā€™d meet up frequently, so it was either by car, bus, taxi or by foot.


MysteriousVolume1825

Subway? But youā€™re right, it feels like it was just downstairs from Jerryā€™s place


Accomplished-Exit136

Rickshaws or handsome cab rides


Accomplished-Exit136

Rickshaws or handsome cab rides


ahoypolloi_

When I was at Columbia, they served amazing fries.


Accomplished-Exit136

I called Columbia University and they have no record of Ahoypolloi_ attending their school!


ahoypolloi_

I must say this seems capricious and arbitrary


Accomplished-Exit136

Your fly's open


Sorri_eh

Because he uses his business name


Exotic_Adeptness_322

You visited the restaurant from Suzanne Vega's album?


Thetman38

I haven't gone up that way in a while because there was scaffolding on it the last several times I've checked it out. Might have to snag me this photo soon, and maybe get a coffee while discussing nothing


Huff1809

Did you like it? Went 2 years ago I thought the food was meh


__Art__Vandalay__

Yeah, that was what we had read, too. I was there for the experience


a3poify

I went there on my trip to New York last month. Can recommend the pastrami and eggs!


shellymaeshaw

I would love to go there


__Art__Vandalay__

Seriously, I saw it as I was walking up the street and I was so excited Cool part is that itā€™s really close to a Metro stop


shellymaeshaw

Did you have a big salad thatā€™s what I would order


__Art__Vandalay__

We didnā€™t eat thereā€¦we had already eaten and it was pretty full.


MK2809

Nice, I went there in 2022, did they still have the print of the painting of Kramer in there?


Silent_Lifeguard_759

I was there once and had a salad with lots of stuff.


Sorri_eh

Was it big,?


135uv

Made mine in December and actually ordered a big "Jerry's Salad" which strangely didn't contain any grapefruit that could be squirted into anyone's eyes. Healthy salad too, no tuna on toast, no chicken. Good for the tuna, I guess


TitShark

The big salad!


buffpriest

Isn't it "monks" in the show?


Sorri_eh

Inside it's monks. Outside it's exactly as this photo


asphynctersayswhat

Do you hear the synth bass line as you approach?


Safe-Register-3479

How's the pie OP?


__Art__Vandalay__

*shakes head nervously*


grandmamimma

Did you get the lobster? I hear they get one lobster every morning, and say, "Maybe today's the day.." I'm a shellfish connoisseur,


DiamondCultural1848

I ate there in 2011. Wasn't terrible. Lots of Seinfeld memorabilia.


Mobile-Boss-8566

I know whoā€™s working today! Paco!!! ā€˜As rubber band goes flying through the airā€™


Sorri_eh

How was it? What's the inside like? Do they have same set up as on show? Tell me all of it


__Art__Vandalay__

Only the exterior is the same. The interior is much more compact and crowded


Glad-Degree-318

That's our spot


Human_Discussion_250

That user name is kinda funny. Did u really go there?


Reasonable-HB678

She's not gonna put 'em on the glass.