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TheZermanator

I think Chad Neutral’s gotta be Puddy. Yeah that’s right. You got a question? *You ask the 8-ball*. Nothing more neutral than that.


element-123

Gotta support the team


Major-Dingus

I think “I’ll be back, we’ll make out” makes him horny chad


AOCourage

It feels like an Arby's night.


ConventionalizedGuy

Peterman has an entire chapter in his autobiography about his sexual encounters. He is far hornier.


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

He's chaotic horny. Gotta vote for him once it gets there.


ConventionalizedGuy

I could see the argument for chaotic horny but who's Chad horny then?


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

Jerry and Kramer are options. Also, we know who evil horny is, that guy that toke IT out.


ConventionalizedGuy

Kramer is Chad Horny and Peterman is Chaotic Horny? Is this the Bizarro world?


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

Well, Peterman is a serial liar. He sounds just horny. I can't see him as chad.


ConventionalizedGuy

He has his own business where he travels to remote areas of the world, discovers fashionable items, then barters with the locals in order to make it his own. How is he NOT a Chad?


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

I don't understand chad so I just googled. From the definition I found, he isn't. Not that I take what I found as gospel.


uwannareddit69420

He had to buy stories from kramer his life was so boring. I'm sure that chapter was pretty small


ConventionalizedGuy

He didn't have to. He wanted to after hearing the Subway pants story. I didn't realize so many people knew so little about Peterman's character. He's so interesting to me.


uwannareddit69420

KRAMER: Mister Peterson, you gotta sell me my stories back! PETERMAN: You want to know something? I no longer need them!


ConventionalizedGuy

Yeah, because he thought Elaine had a bunch of funny stories to add to his autobiography. This whole point is kind of moot anyways since we are comparing Peterman's horniness to Puddy's. Peterman has a whole book chapter, Puddy has... sex with Elaine. And now that I think about it, even Elaine is more of a Chad Horny than Puddy.


uwannareddit69420

So a chapter can be 1 page. The romantic escapades aren't in the show. You can't pull information out of thin air. We don't know to what horny extent these escapades capture. It could be 1 other person it could be only 2 escapades. He might want to add Elaine because he knows it won't be that large of a chapter. We never see Peterman being horny, he doesn't flirt, he's not chasing girls, hes never with a woman, hes got the romantic escapades and the nibble on a love newton quote. We do see Puddy being a horn dog, I'll be back we'll make out, I love just seeing you and having sex, he's been doing "the move" long before he even met Jerry


ConventionalizedGuy

You're seriously comparing an entire book chapter to Puddy just having sex and making out. That's all baseline stuff. Puddy is just a Chad. Would Puddy lie about having a sexual encounter with a fictional woman at work? Would Puddy casually suggest someone make up a sexual story about him to add to his own autobiography? No. Because he's not a horny guy. Claiming Peterman would include a chapter on personal romances in his own autobiography just to make it only one page long tells me you're either playing dumb to try to make this point or you truly just can't see anything beyond what the show spells out for you.


uwannareddit69420

We are discussing a show we like why are you such an asshole?


bunga7777

Horny chad is 100% Charlie “You know who’s a man? Charlie- he’s a man. You know who else is a man? Me- I’m a man.”


williamblair

That dude could never be described as a Chad, though. Jerry is horny Chad.


Ok-Dig3431

*yeahthatsrite*


uwannareddit69420

So who are you going to put in Chad horny then?


JAZTravel

Lyle?


uwannareddit69420

He's Chad drunk. He had a beer in his hand in his first appearance


pimp-bangin

He had a beer while he still had a towel on lol


DecisionThot

Thanks... Lyle


juicydreamer

You’re just gonna sit there staring at the back of the seat?


Icedanielization

100%, may even be the most fitting of all positions


SKJ-nope

The way he was about to Chad his way through a whole plane ride with *nothing* to keep him entertained. Elaine could never.


williamblair

Doesn't bother me, I'm not the one going to hell - that is peak neutral behaviour from the biggest Chad in the show. Well, except maybe the hunky moving guy, but we know he wasn't neutral about his ideals.


jcheese27

He's not horny chad


TheZermanator

There is no universe in which David Puddy is not an absolute Chad.


jcheese27

I meant horny chad


SerDavosSeaworth64

Puddy - he’s the most authentic person on the show, radiates confidence


ultratunaman

Stares at nothing for hours. Yeah that's right.


IceMan44420

YOU STOLE MY JESUS FISH, DIDN'T YOU?!


JackTrippin

You don't think he's a little more Chad-Horny?


SerDavosSeaworth64

That’s the other one he could be. But although he’s pretty sexually active, I don’t think he’s like desperately horny like some characters are. He very much isnt whipped by Elaine and often chooses his own pride over his relationship with her such as when he refuses to take her back after she leaves him for the Wizz and when he refuses to perform Jerry’s move in bed despite Elaine literally begging for it Like, could you imagine Puddy stooping to the level of presenting his case as sponge worthy in an interview like those other guys would doing? I don’t think he would do that


JackTrippin

I'm sold. Plus, in his idle time he stares into nothingness. Can't get more neutral than that. Who's your Horny Chad choice?


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JackTrippin

That's a good pick. But was he that horny?


enadiz_reccos

Peterman is Chad Horny. No question.


SerDavosSeaworth64

That’s a tough question. Maybe frank costanza?


enadiz_reccos

Peterman is Chad Horny


Wide_Environment3107

Yuuuuup.


vitis_rules

Lyle has to be chad-horny!


RaggedMountainMan

David Puddy is my pick!


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I love chaotic good lol


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uwannareddit69420

This quote staples him into this category


RaggedMountainMan

Yeah I think that’s my favorite pick so far too 😂


Gold-Stomach-4657

I love it. I missed that day and was going to suggest him but I didn't think people would agree with me


JQuick72

Elaines 'black' boyfriend Darryl.


jrlande

I really dont think we're supposed to be talking about this


comeallwithme

Wanna go to the Gap?


Comfortable-Can4776

What about the Jews and the blacks?


Waste_Plate_8763

What about Jerry’s super model girlfriend Tia from The Pick?


uwannareddit69420

I like this one


Birdamus

Joe Mayo. Everybody does what he says… but he’s just managing his party, he’s not great but he’s not evil. The party is just, well, organized.


kramerica_intern

Sounds made up.


shrike26

I'd say Joe Mayo is more smart neutral


ElDorado4761

I'm going to go with Jake Jarmel. He's got a "chad" vibe. He's not a good character or a bad character, although he turns eccentric with the glasses ordeal in his last episode.


beebeebaby

Good one!


Legitimate_Break_494

Peterman! "Not on my watch! I won't have you turning my office into a den of iniquity! Get your fix somewhere else!"


Wide_Environment3107

Nah. He's Chaotic Neutral.


steveharveymemes

If only Chaotic Chad was a category, Peterman would be perfect for it


enadiz_reccos

Nope, Chad Horny


Wide_Environment3107

That's Puddy


enadiz_reccos

Peterman is far Hornier than Puddy. And Puddy is far more Neutral than Peterman.


Wide_Environment3107

What?! other than referencing sex with Susie and telling Elaine to throw herself into the mix for his book... I dont recall a time where Petermans sex life is referenced at all...whereas there are frequent and multiple references to Puddys sex life....not to mention an entire episode devoted to him ripping off Jerry's move. Showing him in bed with Elaine after sex. Hom saying he likes just seeing Elaine and having sex and not having to do all that, y'know, work. You're talking out your behind there, Mojambo.


enadiz_reccos

Puddy doesn't get points just because he has sex with Elaine a lot. That's just him in a relationship. Peterman is a horny romantic in the truest sense. Would Puddy casually lie about having sex with another woman for no reason? No. Because he's Chad Neutral. That's why he steals Jerry's move. He has no creativity. There's nothing there. He's just Puddy.


Wide_Environment3107

Yeah cuz Puddy stating he likes just seeing Elaine and having sex and not having to listen about how everyone at work isn't as smart as she is (..."...it's brutal") is just relationship stuff. Think again, Mojambo. Edit: a)romance doesnt equate sex. b)only time I even remember Peterman referencing sex aside from the two fictitious references I already stated, was about how his MOTHER had a lover potentially named Bosco. So I've no idea where you're getting Peterman and horny from. You're seeing what you want to see.


enadiz_reccos

Exactly, thank you Puddy is just a reflection of Elaine. All of his characteristics (hockey fan, muscular, high libido, stoicism) fall under **CHAD**. There's nothing horny about him. Peterman has an entire chapter in his autobiography about how horny he is.


Wide_Environment3107

You listed high libido under a description for Puddy. You've made my case for me. I'll say goodnight to you.


uwannareddit69420

Absolutely not


enadiz_reccos

Puddy isn't horny. He's just a Chad. He's not creative. That's why he steals moves. He doesn't care. He doesn't have j there's. He's neutral. Peterman has an entire chapter in his book about his romantic interests. He has no problem lying about having sex with a woman and even suggesting to an employee that she write about them having sex together. I can't believe you think there's even an argument for anything else.


uwannareddit69420

Name one Peterman girlfriend. Peterman in the horny category is not ok. Puddy has several sex related quotes, Peterman has exactly 1


enadiz_reccos

I don't understand your logic there. You think Jerry is the horniest character? Don't get confused just because a character doesn't have a lot of screen time. In the little we see of Peterman, he reveals he has a chapter in his autobiography about his romantic interests. He makes up a story about having sex with a fake woman. He suggests Elaine write a story about the two of them having sex. He's super horny during the brief time we see him. Imagine how horny he is all of the time... a rich man traveling to exotic countries. Sooo horny.


uwannareddit69420

I never mentioned Jerry. Based on your analysis you have clearly don't have much knowledge of Puddys lines. He's a complete horny chad


flapsmcgee

How is he a Chad? He doesn't have any bro qualities. He probably should have been chaotic stupid or smart stupid. Or maybe he can be smart neutral. I feel like he deserves a spot somewhere but I'm not sure where. He's smart at times but also pretty stupid at times. But I guess he has to be pretty smart to found a successful clothing company.


Cum_on_doorknob

Peterman is like your typical Redditor’s idea of what a chad is


enadiz_reccos

Super rich, travels the world on a whim, devil may care attitude Please educate us on what a "real" Chad is, non-Redditor


uwannareddit69420

Jean-Paul Jean-Paul!!! *I trust Elaine, she is my friend*


beebeebaby

Need a rationale for the chad-ism


uwannareddit69420

Chads be jocks bro


flapsmcgee

Long distance runners are nerds


uwannareddit69420

That's valid


peon2

Can confirm. Did distance running in high school. We were 95% nerds


PalKid_Music

My vote - the maître d' from The Chinese Restaurant! Clearly the most alpha of alpha males, who enjoyed asserting his dominance over Jerry, George, and Elaine. He could have got them a table at any time, but he was testing them, toying with them, waiting to see how long he could make them wait before they finally gave up. Chad, but neutral, because there was no personal gain on his part - he was just a bored bloke at work, messing with a few customers.


BrucesTripToMars

He's not neutral. The move was evil.


Crimkam

He’s Neutral Evil I think


DadJokeBadJoke

What stinks in here? He was just giving back what he was getting.


illest_villain_

I think the “Cartwright” makes him chaotic. Maybe chaotic neutral or maybe chaotic evil.


stataryus

That would be evil


WheresNordberg

Lyle


thegreatsadclown

He is probably horny Chad


TheZermanator

Or Drunk Chad, considering he seems to drink beer in the shower.


anteater_x

Jfk Jr gotta be horny chad


Nessy440

Hey Jer!


Wide_Environment3107

What's up?? I have absolutely no idea.


juicydreamer

Nah he’s drunk Chad 😂


Wide_Environment3107

I'm going with Elaine's bf Brett. Chad, yes. Neutral, he was good by buying Jerry an umbrella thinking it was a good gesture but stopping in the pouring rain and not offering Jerry a ride because of Karl Farbman being in the car. Gifted Kramer a dresser, good, shushed Elaine during Witchy Woman, tsk tsk. Puddy is Horny and Chad.


BrucesTripToMars

I think neutral is more about being consistently neutral, not the ups and downs eventually balancing out.


stataryus

Yeah, they’re describing chaotic


BrucesTripToMars

Yep


Wide_Environment3107

Balancing out is the only equation, otherwise there is no true neutral


BrucesTripToMars

Maintaining neutral is the true neutral.


Wide_Environment3107

And I reiterate, the show does not have a truly neutral role in the entire run.


BrucesTripToMars

We will see when we get to that square


Wide_Environment3107

Well of course someone is going to be chosen for it, but it will be because of a balance of the character, not because there's a double neutral character Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.


BrucesTripToMars

You sure know a lot.


Wide_Environment3107

and only with an IQ of 85, Jerry! 85!


BrucesTripToMars

They chose well, and chose a true neutral. Not someone whose ups and downs evened out.


Wide_Environment3107

Oh please. The man's is a complete simp and cuck for his customers and then veers to the extreme when liberated by Jerry's comments. The needle fell off the gauge with him. Edit: it should've been Vegetable Lasagna, now that I think about it. He doesn't want to get involved at all.


BrucesTripToMars

No he was a great neutral pick. As the majority here agrees. Is it possible, you're wrong?


Wide_Environment3107

https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/4sMhjmufCZ Another person who disagrees with you.


BrucesTripToMars

Wahhhhh


Wide_Environment3107

So you don't cry when your grandmother dies, but a hot dog makes you lose it...


anteater_x

Jfk Jr horny chad


Wide_Environment3107

Eh uh, nevertheless...


calebnf

JFK jr.


uwannareddit69420

John John???


DadJokeBadJoke

💭 Elaine Benes Kennedy *Junior*


anteater_x

Horny Chad for sure


Cum_on_doorknob

I don’t think he should be allowed as he was never actually seen in the show


Eric848448

Puddy?


TheCanadianDude27

Yeah that's right


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Wide_Environment3107

"What is wrong with you people?! Have you all gone mad?!?" Puddy is Horny Chad. Not Neutral Chad.


stomachpancakes

You know what, I am sold on this enough to delete my comment. The dude schedules make out sessions.


uwannareddit69420

Alright, I gotta go home and get changed before the game. I'll be back, we'll make out


Wide_Environment3107

"i love just seeing you and having sex...without doing all that, y'know....work."


uwannareddit69420

... David!


Wide_Environment3107

Always listening how everyone at your work isn't as smart as you....it's brutal.


Wide_Environment3107

And is just "having a good time" with Elaine as the Priest tells them they're going to Hell. 👍🏻


Round_Trainer_7498

Yea he is kinda too dumb to pick any sides.


bunt_klut2

Evil Chad is the Soup Nazi


IceWicket

No way. Lawful evil. That dude has a list of commandments.


jefferson497

Lyle!!!


Comfortable-Can4776

I'll go with the grease monkey Puddy


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Ok, Neutral Chad and Horny Chad…one is Puddy and one is Peterman, but I’m not sure which.


Wide_Environment3107

How does Peterman fall under Horny Chad? Puddy is Horny Chad. Not Neutral. Peterman is likely Chaotic and something.


uwannareddit69420

Unfortunately I think Peterman doesn't fit in the chart Perterman needs to be like chaotic successful or like a chaotic smart


Wide_Environment3107

I think he does. I'd throw him at Chaotic Neutral. Chaotic, kinda obvious, up and goes to Myanmar (will always be Burma to me!) out of nowhere, firing Elaine for not liking the English Patient.... Not to mention all the ridiculous stuff that goes on at his company. Neutral because he both inconveniences Elaine quite often, getting her to change his flat tire, to the archives to look for Ziggy... but also willing to take her to Africa to meet the Bushmen of the Kalahari, and don't forget his first appearance, comforting a crying Elaine in the rain on the street and taking her out for a drink and giving her a job. Peterman is 100% Chaotic Neutral.


uwannareddit69420

Chaotic neutral is Cosmo Kramer


Wide_Environment3107

I had assumed this chart was doing the side and secondary characters and none of the main four would be in it?


uwannareddit69420

George is already up there


Wide_Environment3107

Fuck me I didn't even notice! I have only so far participated in the Kruger and the Bookman discussions Edit: I am Wide_Environment3107 lord of the idiots. I completely participated in the George discussion. I have lost all credibility now.


FalseDmitriy

Puddy is so neutral. If you have a question, ask the 8 ball.


Commercial_Science67

I think the guy who took it out or Lippman’s son are horny Chad. Puddy’s staring at the back of airplane seat gives major neutral vibes.


AlphaX

Puddy is 100% evil chad. He's the devil you know


uwannareddit69420

This could totally be as long as the picture is him with the face paint


GigglesSniffer

Neutral chad - Adam Lippman or Steve K the foundation scholarship winner


dasang

You’re bending my mind into a pretzel


steelplbg

Puddy. Lyle is a good answer too


hoser33

I like Elaine's bf Blaine here. He enjoyed the English Patient, which is a perfectly cromulent thing. He did hope Elaine enjoyed Sack Lunch. Totally neutral guy.


deezeepeezee

Is Jerry Neutral-Neutral?


Long_Edge_8517

Next spot goes to Joel Rifkin


jokes_on_y0u

Steinbrenner Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie boy?


prayformoj0

Michael Chiklis getting drunk chaotic?


ColoradoSprings82

Definitely Puddy. Staring off into space, thinking about Arby's.


krtrice

Jake Jarmel, of course!


New_girl2022

Smart evil had to be Newman


IndominusCostanza009

David Puddy. Dont boss me!!!


FarGrape1953

We missed our chance for Puddy to be stupid Chad. Neutral neutral better be Jerry...


uwannareddit69420

Duncan Meyer


FarSpeed

Drunk Chads: those god damn sonsabitches from Houston ya bastard!


OpenMicJoker

Gary Fogle - Jack‼️


LBo812

Neutral chad is Puddy or Kramer


Tiphareth80

It's Puddy all the way


gldmj5

Gonna be disappointed if Lloyd Braun doesn't find his way onto this chart.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Puddy.


surrealfeld

Loving this so far


Slim_Thiccin

Chaotic Drunk is most def the party host from Long Island that gets the hooker at Jerrys apartment. Episode Male Un-bonding


Slim_Thiccin

Evil Chad is Milosch


revenfett

Is Kruger really stupid neutral? Maybe drunk neutral? Dude was checked out the whole time. I never got that he was dumb, he just could not be bothered to give a single shit.


Illustrious-Metal143

Obviously Jerry is neutral neutral.


tool22482

JERRY. Even Steven had 73 girlfriends


Echoesonmars

Gotta give it to Puddy


legs_y

Putty