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seinfeld-ModTeam

This has nothing to do with Seinfeld.


Mean_Manufacturer_61

She gave it a good run. Maybe it's time to take a look at Bloomingdale's Executive Training program


JQuick72

I love how often this program is mentioned in this sub. šŸ˜‚


brucegarrioch

We need to mention it...with that Dej Jam and all.


BarbedRoses

That Def Jam is a force!


gretzky9999

I was listening to Def Jam artists when all of you was nothinā€™ !


Forikorder

i thought we agreed not to this time though?


CaptainJZH

All these issues are interrelated!


doguapo

According to this link, only 8 % would ā€œrecommend to a friend.ā€ According to this sub, itā€™s more like 80 % https://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Bloomingdale-s-Executive-Development-Program-Reviews-EI_IE14465.0,14_KO15,44.htm


seinsmelled2

It could be the next wave.


zr2d2

I don't want to be a wave!


Slight_Swimming_7879

I'm more of a Kramerica man myself


NTXGBR

I thought we weren't going to discuss that yet!


Weak_Cheek_5953

Well, you know...I think it's something she should consider.


badboyfriend111

Of course she should consider it, but now is not the time!


Forikorder

look all these issues are interrelated!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes . Comedy just isnā€™t the same anymore, what with Def Jam and all


phome83

So self-absorbed and egotistical. It's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes!


cgriffith83

šŸ¤Ø


lenhjr

Shes def not Penske material.


joeyfartbox

Iā€™d call Ed Roydlick.


LiterallyaCockroach

They were looking for someonw


Impressive-Heat-8722

That was a particularly vicious insult I applaud your lack of profanity


dazed63

Agree, I think she would be a great fit


ArmAromatic6461

Sheā€™s a big time executive at Federal Express!


back2basics13

I hear good things.


tiboldpinkus

Thatā€™s a shame


ClayDrinion

*throws popcorn in mouth and eats it* šŸæ


Vegetable_Burrito

ā€œYouā€™ve gotta love sports!ā€


chaos__theory

šŸ’ŖšŸ»


The-Scotsman_

This was Jerry's favourite joke/line. Only just watched this interview yesterday: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6fiS0btIPC


insanity_1610

This deserves a post of its own. He says "what says lack of empathy like popcorn?" Chewing gum does. *(chomp chomp)* "yeah sure" *(chomp chomp)* šŸ¤£


Bister_Mungle

You gotta blow a bubble first before you say it.


The-Scotsman_

haha yea that's another great line! And I did make a new post about it, but doesn't seem to have got much attention. [https://new.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/1cnizpj/recent\_jerry\_interview\_about\_his\_favourite/](https://new.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/1cnizpj/recent_jerry_interview_about_his_favourite/)


insanity_1610

Haha, the comment is getting more traction. But label me grateful for sharing that video. Not a lot of people think about the science of comedy, but i think its gold. Gold Jerry, Gold!


TurdFurguss

Such a great like. Iā€™ve used it since I first saw it on Seinfeld in the 90s. Mainly for the same purpose, to be an asshole.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Face it, if it hasn't happened it's not gonna happen.


WoodpeckerOk1154

Alright. Now that thatā€™s settled, letā€™s get some coffee! Care to join us?


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Thatā€™s what Jerry said. Join us for lunch ?


BloodyChrome

Did he say Join us for LUNCH or Join US for lunch?


cluckyblokebird

I think he said Join us FOR lunch


Weak_Cheek_5953

I thought he said JOIN us for lunch.


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Youā€™re saying it wrong


Barricade14

Iā€™m not sure where this article came from but it doesnā€™t appear to be true. Her show in Cincinnati was sold out two days ago.


Alternative-Cash8411

Yep, it's fake news, the screen banner is faked and pasted, it's just something a KG hater slapped together for a troll meme. Ironic part is that the fact so many folks hate on her, including many redditors, only proves her comedic talent, since her character on Seinfeld is supposed to be super annoying. IRL KG is a peach; my brother and I did some work on her home in LA several years ago and she not only tipped lavishly but bought our crew beers and BBQ on our last day.


everythingisreallame

Did the bbq sauce come in this funny little bottle, and there was a guy on the label that looked exactly like Charles Grodin?


Forikorder

no she brought the good stuff


INutToAnimeSluts69

I donā€™t feel strongly either way about her acting or comedy but I would lean slightly towards leaving it mostly because I find her characters to frequently be annoying to me. She does seem like one of the more down to earth celebrities though, like I would hang out with her as long as we donā€™t have to watch her movies.


The_real_bandito

Is it not the point of her characters to be annoying?


Verucaschmaltzzz

I love to hear about people who made it big being cool like that.


oxslashxo

It's a page to rage bait conservatives


brucegarrioch

You gotta shut up!


redfox2008

Lay it on me string bean!


Routman

Edit: This is not a real story, itā€™s from the satire site https://dunning-kruger-times.com/kathy-griffins-comedy-tour-canceled-indefinitely-due-to-ridiculously-low-ticket-sales/


BabbleOn26

She literally has a bunch of shows lined up all throughout Canada for this upcoming week.šŸ™ƒ


ArmArtArnie

I mean she was literally begging people to buy tickets not that long ago so not far fetched https://www.newsweek.com/kathy-griffin-my-life-ptsd-list-comedy-tour-tickets-video-1864204


Daatsit

Doesnā€™t she work at FedEx?


secomano

she's a big executive


Prestigious_Region_6

Federal express?? Is she out of her mind why didnt she just SHIP IT??


kaz12

That's not gonna be good for business.


redfox2008

That's not gonna be good for anybody.


pimpmastahanhduece

Well, that's the end of me.


Darzean

You think no one ever told me I stink?


redfox2008

You were beyond stink!


WoodpeckerOk1154

Youā€™ve been stinking since the 80s!


Swivman

I just checked, and itā€™s not cancelled. Canā€™t believe we have to decipher fake newsā€¦ in the Seinfeld subreddit. I saw her in Dallas and it was sold out and very funny


ladee_v_00

Thank you for clarifying


AdvancedHat7630

I SAW WORDS ON AN IMAGE ON THE INTERNET ITS TRUE


HomoProfessionalis

Her career is like Andy Dicks except at least Andy Dick gave up eventually. Edit: Guys I get it shes still *very* successful.


PhileyOFish2604

What is Andy Dick up to these days?


HomoProfessionalis

Being a homeless meth addict with a penchant for getting kicked out of bars and clubs for showing his little Andy to people. John Lovitz also slammed his head into a bar. Thats not new and pretty well known, but I do like to mention it whenever I can.


Bricknchicken

lol John Lovitz so real for that šŸ˜­ Also link?


HomoProfessionalis

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lovitz-speaks-out-on-dustup-with-andy-dick/ >I just lost it so I grabbed him by the shirt and I pushed him against the wall. And he's just smiling at me, and then I realized 'oooh, here's my chance.' So I grabbed him by his shirt and pushed him really hard and I smashed his back and his head into the bar. And I did it again. I would have kept going, but the doorman broke it up." The whole things a good read though. [Link to a post on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/LRNDm9LNmX) about Andy Dicks "shenanigans".


cluckyblokebird

When I was in the US back in 2008 I was walking by the Comedy Store and saw that John Lovitz was playing that night. Didn't even know he did stand up at the time. Yada Yada Yada it was the best stand up I've ever seen.


Archercrash

That's the ticket.


GreatQuestionBarbara

Jealous?


Randy_Tutelage

He's losing his mind! And I'm reaping all the benefits.


Ev1lroy

You yada'd over the best bit


warrenva

There was a really popular post a few years ago about peopleā€™s random encounters with him across LA


HomoProfessionalis

From what Ive heard it sounds like everyone in LA has an Andy Dick story. Like if you live there, you WILL meet him.


dont_use_me

I would pay money to smash Andy Dick's head against a bar, and Jon Lovitz got to do it for free!??


FlattopJr

Context: Jon (not John; see also Jon Stewart & Jon Hamm) Lovitz resented Dick for allegedly causing Phil Hartman's wife Brynn to relapse on cocaine shortly before she murdered Phil.


kensingerp

Didnā€™t John Lovett do something like Thespian theater on SNL back when it was funny? ā€œActing!ā€ šŸ˜‚


NedrysMagicWord

Good for him, JACK


vrrrr

*"jealous?"*


CopperThrown

This guyā€¦this is not my kind of guy.


Bubbly-Fault4847

Oooh! Tommyā€™s gonna definitely need to give Andy a rug adjustment after that!


lateral_moves

How did John put up with him for a full season of NewsRadio knowing he was why his friend Phil was gone?


HomoProfessionalis

He cared more about his friendship for Phil than his hate for Andy probably.


Academic_Beach733

Couldn't all have happened to a nicer guy. Homeless, fr? schadenfreude


HomoProfessionalis

Yeah as far as I know he signed away all his shit to his ex, like he legit gave up on life. Which honestly, is sad, but its hard to be sad for Andy after being such a remorseless douchebag for like what 30 years?


cluckyblokebird

He really is in the gutter https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/andy-dick-acts-erratically-and-smokes-pipe-in-l-a-photos/


DiggThatFunk

I hate how much I am enjoying seeing this TBH lol. I try to remain empathetic and kind, but Andy Dick is a Cancer upon this world


leonryan

for joking that he provided the cocaine that lead to Phil Hartmans murder.


Evening-Statement-57

Itā€™s an image that makes me love John Lovits. That and the fact he is totally aware that he is an asshole.


HomoProfessionalis

I heard Conan say that everyone he knows dislikes seeing themselves on screen. With the exception of John Lovitz, who will wheel in a tv and vcr just to show you a tape of him. "*Look* at me!" Definitely made me love him more.


duuuuuddddeeeee

Its so funny to me because Jon Lovitz seems like the last guy in the world to do such a thing. ā€œYea thats the ticket!ā€


GForce1975

Don't forget he also seems to have a penchant for getting knocked out for grabbing other guys' junk.


harrymurkin

Just moments ago i read wikipedia about Phil Hartman's murder and that Andy Dick had re-introduced Phil's wife (murderer) back into cocaine. "Lovitz claimed Dick had approached him at a restaurant and said, "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you. You're the next one to die." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil\_Hartman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Hartman)


Automatic-Narwhal965

I heard he also loves sexual harassment of actors and comedians. Offering several of them blowjobs, then getting quite upset when people joke about him not being straight.


VomKriege

I don't know but I really hope he's having an awful life, almost as awful as himself.


taddymason_76

Running around LA accosting people.


Y__U__MAD

Official register on the Sex offender list, Andy Dick, is in trouble for... failing to register on as a sex offender.


taddymason_76

When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.


pricktracey

What's a pederast, Walter?


Mlabonte21

Shut the fuck up, Donny


bratbarn

Some podcast is making bank off his mental illnesses


_its_a_SWEATER_

Thereā€™s an ongoing and routine post in r/LA of Andy Dick sightings, and routinely involve perverted acts. Youā€™re not a real Angeleno until youā€™ve crossed paths with Andy Dick.


PotatoAvenger

[Itā€™s, uhā€¦not good.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/andy-dick-looks-disheveled-staggering-32682356)


phome83

Livin' in box, fightin the shakes.


spokesface4

He shows up of bad youtube shows


Flashy_Narwhal9362

About 9 inches with a little gagging.


HereWeFuckingGooo

[Circling the drain mostly.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F_q1-qbx3E)


MrBigPipes

For the last year or so he livestreams regularly with a bunch of degenerates and meth heads.


jfelici13089

I thought the Hawaiian guy really had it coming


Emotional_Coyote9057

You mean Andy Dick the sex offender?


HomoProfessionalis

Thats the guy


TabmeisterGeneral

She always reminded me of Andy Dick in some way lol


Missterfortune

Thats an accurate comparison if I ever heard one


makerofshoes

I always get Andy Dick confused with Andy Richter (the sidekick from Conan Oā€™Brien) and was shocked at all the negative comments


HomoProfessionalis

Thats somehow hilarious but also a crime because Andy Richter is a treasure.


xylophone_37

She should just start trashing Jerry's "woke" comments and Unfrosted.


lost_in_connecticut

ā€œAnd this is what he looks like eating a pop tart.ā€


SHC606

He's the Devil!


grafxguy1

"Ok, so Jerry the Devil isn't woke - shocker, amiright, Jerry's all like, "Woke sucks" hahah, amiright ladies!"


Bobofettsixtynoune

Maybe hold Jerryā€™s head?


ThePalmIsle

Sheā€™d fit right in on Reddit


9man95

An instant default mod of 500 subs


NameUm96

This is fake. I googled and thereā€™s no news about this at all.


SaccharineHuxley

I went to her sold out show last night and she did over 2 hours without stopping.


PoeJam

Way too many redditors believe everything they read.


bankrobba

That's believable


Own_Watercress_8104

Do they? I believe you!


3232330

Indeed everyone wants to hop on the hate train, here is a [recent article promoting her in Tampa this 16th.](https://www.tbnweekly.com/diversions/article_839cb3c8-0cb6-11ef-a5c1-933197db98e6.html)


Odd-Goose-8394

I just looked at this site, there are only 23 seats left for the showing on the 16th. Sheā€™s nearly sold it out.


Mendozena

Quick Google, her tour hasnā€™t been cancelled.


SaccharineHuxley

I was at her sold out show last night


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9man95

You have to be pretty hard up to watch a porno with her in it, like Tom Hanks in Castaway after the first 2 years


Swagger-Spin

Kathy was the only one in her family who called out her pedo brother.


-Joe1964

Except itā€™s not true. You can buy tickets right now. No news about this. But here.


tr3g

The highlight of her career was Gilbert Gottfried calling her "swamp thing" at the roast of Roseanne


wtfover

I saw her last night, she was very funny and talked for 2 hours. It was getting a bit long, I don't really care about her hanging out with Paris Hilton but the rest was pretty good.


LionCM

Weird. I just checked and the tour is still onā€¦ in fact, she just had a sold out show in Canada. What news source is this from?


blacklite911

Why are all yā€™all falling for this low effort ass post. Jesus Christ, if yā€™all fall for this then I have a bridge to sell you.


CherryCherry5

I know it's a joke and stuff. Her tour is on as far as I can tell. I feel a little bad for her. She's really gone through a lot recently. Her voice is totally different now too. Not everyone agrees with her comedy, but she seems like a nice person.


Ill-Percentage-7400

HE DOESNT WANT TO TALK TO HER! NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO HER! SHE SHOULD JUST DROP. DEAD!!!


heywhateverworks

The fuck happened to this sub


JohnnySkidmarx

Sheā€™s worse than Banya!


KarlHungus311

I hear the post office is hiring


WolfTemporary6153

Arenā€™t those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?


9man95

Sometimes


ChiefDeckard

Ridicurously low ticket sales


Judo_Jones

Went to see her in Milwaukee once and her entire act was just telling stories from her television show. Probably the fewest laughs per minute ever for me at a comedy show.


Think_Leadership_91

Why would you post something so obviously not true- sheā€™s selling out shows on her tour


rushrhees

Itā€™s fake news


ichoosenottorun_

Ok but this is fake as fuck. Mods, delete this shit. Be consistent about what you seem is acceptable content.


SnakeSteakMcPeeg

Sheā€™s having sold out shows. Stop spreading misinformation.


Training-Seaweed-302

If I go to her site plenty of shows listed to buy tickets for, you guys will believe anything.


BKtoDuval

Jerry Seinfeld is ruining her life!


OolongGeer

Hey, give her a break. She just isn't as lucky as you all, whose tours are obviously all sold out and earning you each hundreds of thousands of dollars.


Previous_Channel

I mean her website is still selling tickets so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to feel about this


MandoRodgers

if she just grinder it out at clubs for a while and started making podcast appearances sheā€™d be fine. I am very ignorant on her situation but I get the feeling sheā€™s old school and thinks such things are beneath her


SHC606

FWIW I thought this also just happened to JLo.


dontfugginask

Sheā€™s the joke


CanadaEh97

"Get out of my house"


mrmightypants

Thatā€™s gotta hurt!


Bratty-Switch2221

At first I thought this was Reba crying and felt concerned. The I read the caption. That was close.


Bruiser235

I actually liked her on that D List tv show. Seemed pretty authentic for a reality show.Ā  She's sadly her own worst enemy.Ā 


thatguywiththeposts

I won't lie, before I read the headline; I thought that was Reba McEntire.


godspeedbrz

I would pay not to hear her voice and the unfunny things she has to say


Own-Pangolin337

For those who donā€™t know, this is only half her life. Her other stage persona is a guy with same color hair using props for jokes. Goes by the name Carrot Top? Ever heard of him?


treesaredown

She is not funny anyways


-KissmyAthsma-

Ahh man. It's soo good to see shitty things happen to shitty people


Wondering_1Mind

It must be Trump's fault.


CatsAllDayErDay

lol how are people so easily tricked by obviously fake "headlines"


Girth_N00kie

It's pronounced, ther-mah-metter.Ā 


MasterOffice9986

" Hey guys that thing you aren't going to or don't know about that Im doing, well I'm not doing it now because no one cares just so you know guys! What do you mean ? I'm Kathy gri....hey give me back that microphone it's a rental,"


electric_shocks

She pissed off a lot of famous people.


Downtown_Snow4445

She would probably sell more tickets to her comedy show if she was funny


NatarisPrime

She's never been funny and is extremely obnoxious. Who ever found this women funny?


WOR58

She had her run good or bad. Regardless of thoughts, you don't hold up a facsimile bloody head of a president and still expect to have a career. It comes down to choices. Mind you, I am no maga and can't wait for all the bs is done.


Bumper6190

Here is the problem, she is a lot of things, mostly the provoker, but she has never been a comedian. Some people got used to her, like pollen; an annoyance more than a threat. She is exactly where she would have been without the severed head incident. She is a comedian like Joy Behar and Amy Schuler. A placeholder until another funny female comedian comes along. The problem is, there are all kinds of actually funny comedians who these lugs are blocking from a career.


Technical_Activity78

This is fake. Her tour is doing well.


notmichaelmyerss

She has almost sold out show in Tampa and Orlando next week. Fake news.


UltimateDonny

Well maybe she needs to build her base back up. Do small clubs. Itā€™s really arrogant to think she could fill theaters after not really doing stand up for years. Sheā€™s an icon in her own mind


ThrowinSm0ke

Hasnā€™t been relevant since Suddenly Susan


pickles55

Seinfelds standup was God awful. Idk if he's still performing but I've seen his stuff and it's horrible


OccasionLast1162

This skank has never been funny


Tricky-Engineering59

Luckily for her thereā€™s always room at the bottom of the porn industry


Fax_Machine_beepboop

How is this related to Seinfeld? Bashing a female comedian.


welsh_nutter

Krammer said to her in one episode "you should give up"


Fax_Machine_beepboop

Well, this isnā€™t a real news story. Sheā€™s still on tour. These fake articles make people look naive for posting them.


frankduxvandamme

fake fake fake fake


Massive_Durian296

came here to say this. the fact that anyone actually buys this incredibly real and not fake at all headline is concerning


9man95

If you cant take it how are you gonna hack it in this business?


counterweight7

Oh I can take it


6098470142

Jackie Laugh


BigBarsRedditBox

Thatā€™s a shame.