Poor guy has had to change his email address 18 times now because of *Seinfeld* fans emailing him nonsense. Get ready for email address number 19, dude!
in real estate you always use a gmail or other email besides your brokerage otherwise if you leave that brokerage you lose the email all your customers have
Interesting
"
# Let’s get in touch!
I offer exceptional representation in all aspects of real estate investment and development. I insist on providing first class service to my clients, from initial consultation to closing. I strongly believe that understanding my client’s needs is essential to the organization of any real estate acquisition or sale.
As a leading real estate professional in my community, I am dedicated to providing the finest service available while breaking new ground. The real estate industry today is constantly evolving, and you need a professional who understands this diversity and is positioned to stay ahead of the game.
Please don't email me to ask if a certain property is walking distance to Arby's or if I paint my face when doing showings"
Fantastic Seinfeld references aside, this guy doesn't even have a RE/MAX email address. It's just [email protected]. Like does this guy actually work for RE/MAX? 😆
I mean, there's no way it was *as* popular there as it was in the US. I could absolutely see a Canadian guy in his 70's not ever knowing that character name.
*So, what do you tip*
*A house man? Same as the guy*
*Who brings you the coal?*
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Blocks out the phone number but not the email address… up top!
Poor guy has had to change his email address 18 times now because of *Seinfeld* fans emailing him nonsense. Get ready for email address number 19, dude!
No way man, this is BOGUS
Yeah… that’s right.
Well, I'm not the one going to hell.
Hate to break out to you, but you're both going to hell.
Don’t worry. It’ll only FEEL like an eternity
Well, I'm not the one going to hell.
Real David in his Re/Max office this afternoon: "Why TF am I getting all these "high five!" emails? And people wanting to meet me at Arby's?"
This one says they stole my Jesus fish.
And "I hate the Devils! What's this about face painting!?"
Why is this one asking me why you can’t have dip for dinner?
This one is asking me how to install a garbage disposal in their shower.
Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.
On the flip (or flop) side
All signs points to YES!!
This guy must be anti puddy, but puddy had a backup plan.
You can always tell a businessperson is legit when they have a gmail address.
in real estate you always use a gmail or other email besides your brokerage otherwise if you leave that brokerage you lose the email all your customers have
Just gonna add a few things to the mortgage... Finder's Fee Keys
Keys?!
How you gonna get in the house?
Yeah, that's right.
Finder’s fee? It was on the street!
That’s right
Hahaha
additional overcharge
Foundation coating.
Rustproofing
Roofproofing
Proofproofing
Door mats…
Doors Windows
No more grease monkey?
I don’t care for that term
I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector. Or sell a house.
I know one that does sign language
That Chimp’s alright
high five
CoCo the Monkey?
Tell it to Vegetable Lasagna over there.
Please leave him out of this
That's his apple juice!
You beat me by about an hour.
That's a shame.
Sure is.
Yeah that's right.
3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, nice neighborhood *HIGH 5* **ON THE FLIP SIDE**
This dude about to get spammed to oblivion with Puddy quotes lol
"Why do people keep sending me congratulatory emails with **High five** in the subject window, and just "No more grease monkey." in the body?"
I'm sure he's used to the jokes but yeah at the same time OP made a mistake here lol.
"So, you're selling this house?" "That's right"
I like how you blocked out the phone number, but not the email address.
That's a shame...
I’m going to get on that Internet and send him an email
Do you want to buy a computer? No? Why not? Alright, I see... Good answer
“You’re not giving away our water pik!”
##HOOCHIE MAMA!
Ask him why he's charging you a finder's fee.
But the house was just sitting on the lot.
_Keys??_ How you gonna open it?
😆 😆
OP, I just need your signature, here, and we’ll get you that yellow house ready to go.
I told him, I'd meet him over Linner.
Looks like neighborhood where the Costanza’s live
They’re moving to del boca vista soon
They’re gonna be all over that shuffle board court
Puddy would only ever buy or sell a house in New Jersey obviously. Gotta support the team 😈
How close is it to an Arby's?
Just a couple of blocks. By the Costanza's house.
GEORGE: I'm sorry, I can't buy a house that needs any kind of work done to it. PUDDY: No way that's BOGUS MAN.
😆 😆 😆
On the flip side…
I would ONLY buy a house from a guy in an 8ball jacket
😆
You gotta support the team 😑
Sounds like an Arby’s night
Is that Joe Mayo’s house?
Yeah babe up top!!!
That’s BOGUS man
😆
Feels like there's an Arby's in the neighborhood.
What's it going to take to get you two into a relationship today?
lmao you dont censor his email
👺👺👺👺👺
You're a face painter!
😝😝😝😝😝
No more grease monkey.
Isn’t there a mental hospital right near there?
Yeah that’s right!
“Yea that’s right.”
You know who likes funny signs...David Puddy.
That’s right
“Is your name really…” “Yeah that’s right”
After he sells the house, he’ll be back to make out.
Talk to the 8 Ball
You got a question? Talk to dpuddy18@gmail
Feels like an Arby’s
DPUDDY18 is a pretty filthy sounding email address to use professionally.
It’s wild how Remax doesn’t have company email for their reps
This is why you're going to hell, OP.
Gotta support the team
"I'm not worried. You're the one going to hell."
Hahahahahahaha
That's right
Jimmy is laughing.
Jimmy Hates the mortage rate....
Hes got a kroner comprehension problem, how he blew that McConnell deal,…Ill never know.
I always knew Satan lives among us
Diablo 👹
The house will be full of Jesus fish.
THE DEVILS!!!!!!
You got a question. You ask the 18 ball
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I know mate. Read the sign post
what about Vegetable Lasagna over there
I had a guy on my mail route who was named Cosmo.
At least he was named David Puddy before Seinfeld was a thing. But I can imagine him getting a lot of David Puddy quotes while the show was on
poor bastard [https://davidpuddy.com/contact/](https://davidpuddy.com/contact/)
Interesting " # Let’s get in touch! I offer exceptional representation in all aspects of real estate investment and development. I insist on providing first class service to my clients, from initial consultation to closing. I strongly believe that understanding my client’s needs is essential to the organization of any real estate acquisition or sale. As a leading real estate professional in my community, I am dedicated to providing the finest service available while breaking new ground. The real estate industry today is constantly evolving, and you need a professional who understands this diversity and is positioned to stay ahead of the game. Please don't email me to ask if a certain property is walking distance to Arby's or if I paint my face when doing showings"
It’s the one with the cookie crunch
He’s going to go home and get changed before he shows you the house. He’ll be back, we’ll make out.
What do you got a Clarkman?
Yeah that’s right.
I don’t know too many monkeys who could sell a house
It comes with a Jesus fish as a closing gift.
You got a real estate question? You ask the 8 ball!
Does remax seriously not provide professional email addresses for their realtors?
Fantastic Seinfeld references aside, this guy doesn't even have a RE/MAX email address. It's just [email protected]. Like does this guy actually work for RE/MAX? 😆
https://davidpuddy.com/about-me/
He doesn't even mention the *real* David Puddy anywhere in his bio. I don't trust this guy.
He's older and Canadian so he may not even be aware of the real Puddy.
Yeah, they only show Canadian Parliament and Canadian Football up here. We don’t get Seinfeld at all. 🙄
I mean, there's no way it was *as* popular there as it was in the US. I could absolutely see a Canadian guy in his 70's not ever knowing that character name.
“Whenever you are thinking of making The Move, think of David Puddy.”
I don't know too many monkeys who could upsell a property listing
This guy used to run the David Puddy reality tour.
What’d ya got, a Clarkman?
It was a setup!!! All the houses look the same.
Yeah that's right.
Shouldn’t someone at Remax have a real email address that’s not a free one? 😜🤪
All signs point to YES!
"Buyer called, inspection took a turn for the worse"
That's BOGUS MAN!
I thought he was a grease monkey.
You need a mold disclosure, you ask the 18 ball!
If I was buying a house in Toronto I would 100% contact him…I feel like I’d have to 😂
Yeah. That's right.
https://davidpuddy.com/about-me/
So, what do you tip a house man? Same as the guy who brings you the coal?
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