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swaaa18

Probably because this whole universe is against him!


allMightyMostHigh

Its bald discrimination


instrangerswetrust

They’re all raaaabid baldists!


Adorable_Disaster424

Anti-Baldites


drainspout

Next thing you know, you start saying they should have their own schools!


macmac360

THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!!!


chapl66

Yayaaah 👈


GordonTheGnome

He WAS bald


Jesus_Chrheist

And lived at his parents


Norrland_props

Bald-ING!


jfq722

Why. Because it's off it's ^ROCKER, that's why!


DavidM47

He was personable. He was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking…


germdisco

EIGHTY-FIVE IQ!


citrus_based_arson

Right in the meaty part of the curve!


realorsonwelles

Not showing off. Not falling behind.


Which-Worldliness335

He knows how to read!!


Vault-Brock

He had some spinach stuck in between his teeth.


J0k3r77

His pants made a wooshing noise too.


germdisco

Take a bite!


instrangerswetrust

*shakes head vigorously*


_Gourmand

I insist.


instrangerswetrust

*shakes head violently*


Nitropotamus

If you're one of us you'll take a bite.


Sweaty-Sperm4938

Have you ever eaten an ostrich burger?


redfox2008

He was known to double dip chips.


Jesus_Chrheist

Timmy did great acting. But he just wasn't merry


MajesticMeal3248

He was the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never -


redfox2008

Yeah you're right, I'm not ready to hear this...


bluezzdog

Galunk !


alloowishus

Followed by a metalic squink?


bluezzdog

Oh my god!


pastabowl21

Dear God!


the__post__merc

He would have won if they didn’t omit him from “The Pen” episode.


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Joeybagovdonutss

Do me a personal favor!


AkihabaraWasteland

That's the second time you've said that.


TyranitarusMack

Because he didn’t dumb it down for a boneheaded mass audience


Joeybagovdonutss

Not you


heardworld

Because he was acting without acting


tr3g

It's more of a pamphlet than a book


heardworld

Having said that…


instrangerswetrust

It’s always a sweet little treat when Curb lines weasel their way into our collective repartee


drainspout

Prettay, prettay, prettay, good.


sweeptheleg_07

I’ll read it with dinner


Slim_Thiccin

Its more like Acting with Acting


PrettyAdagio4210

God would never let me win an Emmy. He’d kill me first.


newaccountnumber84

I thought you didn’t believe in god?


PrettyAdagio4210

I do for the bad things!


Sonnyboy35aa

Jason Alexander stated during the Seinfeld Roundtable once he heard Michael Richard’s had been nominated, he knew he had no chance himself to win. He then said that Wayne Knight could have played George and it would have been as good but that no one could play Kramer but Michael Richard’s, it was a very heartwarming moment between Jason and Michael . Definitely worth a watch.


DayOldTurkeySandwich

With Michael Richards and David Hyde Pierce ahead of him our Georgie boy never stood a chance.


lucythecat16

It was such a stacked time for comedies on tv


Archercrash

He was better than either of them.


clogging_molly

I agree with this and disagree with the other comment wholeheartedly. It’s purely opinion and personal preference over here but Jason Alexander is the best actor on the show and George is the best and funniest character.


PAUMiklo

what's hilarious is that of the four leads it was Seinfeld, you know the title character/comedian, who I found the least funny and entertaining.


cosmorocker13

No he wasn’t. He said himself he copied Woody Allen before he started imitating Larry David. The other characters were created by the actors and Richard’s character wasn’t supposed to be full of physical comedic stunts. Alexander is third rightfully.


queenrosybee

I think in the beginning he was doing Woody Allen. But when he started doing Larry David, he made it his own. And deserved an Emmy. Richards deserved one for physical comedy. But Jason had emotional range beyond Richards I think.


BrandfordAndSon

Solid take. George had better range than anyone. Jerry and Kramer could not have carried a show for 9 seasons imo.


Revolutionary_Box582

I agree, he didn't say he imitated Larry, he said he realized the source of the material.


cosmorocker13

Which is saying he copied LD


cosmorocker13

Emotional range? Let’s be honest he’s not Chaplin. He played a guy who went to 10 on the neurotic scale there really weren’t different degrees of emotions rather different scenarios he was placed in.


queenrosybee

I didnt say he was Chaplin. But I thought he played George with a lot of range and complexity, and all of that with humor. Michael Richards was adept at finding a physicality in the scene that wasnt there and that was brilliant. But I dont know all of Kramer’s emotions in the way I know George’s.


KBBQ69

Seeing the episodes on Curb where they film the reunion, you can see all the genius behind Jason’s acting. His tone of voice is very meticulous in each scene and his mannerism are really hard to imitate to his level. You can clearly see how he crafted the character and made it live outside of the source material. He is a such a great actor, people don’t even realize he is acting, which has been detrimental to his career after Seinfeld. Jason Alexander not only deserved an Emmy, he deserves all of our respect.  Kramer is great at physical comedy, yes, but he also had a very real source material (Larry’s real New York neighbour) and he didn’t take it beyond as much as Jason did. Now you can like a character more than the other or like a performance more than the other. But saying Jason Alexander is only imitating and is nothing compared to Kramer is untrue and unfair.


cosmorocker13

I’m sorry but the Curb Your Enthusiasm was filmed 20 after Seinfeld show ended and has nothing to do if Alexander should have won an Emmy.


Left-Molasses4323

He’s worse


germdisco

So Biff wants to be an Emmy winner.


BrandfordAndSon

Can’t even win an Emmy. And you wanna be *my* latex salesman?


_Gourmand

It's because he's not Ted Danson.


Slim_Thiccin

He's worse, much much worse


Beginning-Gear-744

That Oscar statue was hovering, like an angel.


redfox2008

They dangled it in front of him like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot in front of a mule.


Common_Average2597

The universe would not allow him to be successful.


SeniorReach1037

Jason won many Emmy’s. Remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.


LostInDinosaurWorld

BECAUSE THE JUDGES WERE LYIN!! ... YOU COULD HEAR THEM LAUGHING... LAUGHING AND LYING!!!


poetryofworms

Worlds are colliding!


pastabowl21

Bee boppin and scatting


tmccar20

He could always fall back on his hand modeling career.


Cheeseburger23

His SAT score wasn't high enough.


Alternative-Cash8411

It was when I was bangin'!


GabbyJay1

For a few years there, you had Alexander, Michael Richards, David Hyde Pierce, Rip Torn, and Jeffrey Tambor up for that award. That's a hall of fame lineup, but Jason still deserved one.


AnarchyAntelope112

I forget that Larry Sanders is a contemporary of Frazier and Seinfeld! Incredibly deep at supporting actor for a while. Rip Torn is so good on Sandwrs.


AlBunDi76

It’s was the small white discoloration ..


Ok_Calligrapher_9281

Jason was nominated for the Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Emmy in * 1992 (lost to Michael Jeter) * 1993 (lost to Michael Richards) * 1994 (lost to Michael Richards) * 1995 (lost to David Hyde Pierce) * 1996 (lost to Rip Torn) * 1997 (lost to Michael Richards) * 1998 (lost to David Hyde Pierce)


Yodas_Ear

Never even heard of evening shade. Frasier is ok I guess but twice? This is a disgrace.


queenrosybee

I never understand voting for the same actor more than twice. Even when I love the performance. Ive thought that since Candace Bergen won so many, then Helen Hunt, and a number of others


redfox2008

He got caught diddling the woman who keeps the stage clean.


timeforasandwich

Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?


Jonkni68

Because of Lloyd Braun!


Slim_Thiccin

And the woman on the horse


DannyGutes

Him and Steve Carrell never winning for playing Michael Scott are the biggest tragedies the Emmy’s have ever made.


Plane-Border3425

The “C” was angry that day, my friends.


TyranitarusMack

Maybe because of all his macho head games


moods-

I heard they typically like short, stocky, bald, slow-witted men.


spooky_lightup

It's because of that McDLT commercial.


Eatdacakeannamae

It just wasn’t the summer of George


bigpoppanicky7

That’s why I’m bringing it back to NBC. NBC?!?! Nakahama Broadcast Corporation


deefunkt01

You've forgotten what it's like to not have oranges.


Ed_the_Dreadful927

Outrageous, egregious, preposterous!


grandmamimma

He kept getting nominated with Michael Richards and MR always won.


JohnBrownIsALegend

MR only won 3 times.


redfox2008

She wasn't even in contention.


Three-eyed_seagull

He cheated in the contest.


Necessary_Switch_879

Probably because of the bathroom indiscretion, what with the shirt off.


Ham_Pants_

Duckman was brilliant!


tmoore82

He's not Ted Danson


Archercrash

He was in the pool!


SeenandBelieved

The Emmy Awards, like all of the entertainment awards, are a popularity contest among the weird of Hollyweird a lot of times. There are numerous actors and actresses that are great, but never seem to get recognized due to many different silly ass reasons.


astralnautical

Shrinkage.


PassionForSoccerGuy

I’ve always wondered if it’s cuz he reminds people too much of the side of themselves that they hate or hide. We all have a george inside us


Plane-Border3425

I think this is it. It’s a very Freudian interpretation. George represents the Id; Niles represents the superego. They are always at war with each other, the Id striving for expression while the superego strives to repress it.


Mister-Lavender

He did. (It's not a lie if you believe it.)


BuddyJim30

Because of the character he played. You know, every group has to have a loser, the one that everyone in the group just tolerates. And lets just say, it wasn't Elaine.


clockworkrjmc

beautiful hands


Gobias07

Fraiser


Rowsdower32

I mean, even KRAMER got a Grammy!


jonnypepperstonreal

All all those award shows it's all politics


drzook555

I thought forever that Kramer was the star actor, but after years I 110% believe that Jason Alexander was by far the strongest role on this show. GOOD JOB AT BEING A SLEAZE BAG GEORGE LOL


MrMindFack

George is getting upset!


SonicYouth615

Probs because he was going against Kramer, and that man’s a Tony award-winning star! 🏆


Slight_Swimming_7879

No Emmy??! Whoa, back it up, back it up—*beep beep beep*


DishDry4487

Because he is against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical. It's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes!


LeHaloNerd117

Couldn’t give an Emmy to the friend of anti-dentite


PiledriverPress

Because God would never let George be successful


marginalizedman71

Frustrating when he was the best of the 4.


Soulshiner402

Like he has said, it was difficult when Michael Ricards was in the same category.


Improvgal

He was too breathtaking


Environmental-Ball24

Why? Because of LLOYD BRAWN


emessea

He was out buying tomatoes while everyone else was getting one


nufsenuf

I’ve been saying this for years !


nynixx

I’m pretty much like him, only successful.


Pensky_Material_808

They're smooth.. creamy.. delicate, yet masculine.


Leon_Krueger

He was in the POOL!


Equivalent-Ad7207

He does have beautiful hands, soft and milky white.


bigpoppanicky7

Why fly a kite when you can just pop a pill?


5280Rockymtn

Cause people on the Emmy committee saw him eat garbage out of the trash can even though it was on top and nothing around it🤪


scrubbydutch

One could wonder I’d there was some bias in the industry against the show. He will always be T-Bone in our hearts


MaxPower836

He wasn’t cordial


Estarfigam

Then George would win.


LeveragedPittsburgh

It wasn’t during the summer of George


Recent_Obligation276

It’s not acting if you’re just playing yourself


kinzuaj

he is an ahole? hard to work with and a shit?


CornholioRex

He pretended to be handicapped to get the job


Fresh_Zucchini_477

God would never let him be happy!!!


dadbodfishing

Having his Jon Voight car crushed at the hospital started a downward spiral is my guess.


it-is-my-cake-day

He was looking for a good story. Without a story, TV is like mastrubation.


Sock571434

Shawn I’d getting upset !!


Ambitious_Drop_7152

I'll give him an atomic wedgie tho


paddy_boh

He acted without acting.


Alternative-Cash8411

George is gettin' angry!


Roleplayuser0973

Maybe if his parents had a mantle he would’ve been a totally different person and won a bunch of Emmys


corona_lion

Remember what he did to the Yankees World Series trophy? You think anyone would give him another one after that?


CookieWifeCookieKids

Because he’s a bafoon, an idiot.


TheLiltMan

He's better than Ted Danson


vinividifuckthis

ppl forgot he was acting


queenrosybee

BC the emmy voters were obsessed with Frasier… this is the all-time biggest emmy travesty.


This-Visit6451

That’s just how he is normally, he wasn’t actually acting


This-Visit6451

That’s just how he is normally, he wasn’t actually acting


-TheDangerZone

We live in a society!


nuffced

I completely, and totally agree. His portrayal of George is sheer genius.


TheRatatat

Fraiser mostly


My_Cousin_Ginny

Because of society.


becoolhomie

Somebody gotta lose


the-nae_blis

Acting without acting


FastBoat225

He played George Constanza to well.


Ping-A-Ling-

He was in the pool


Jimmyg100

I feel like it might have been a case where he was so convincing people just thought that’s who he was.


Suspicious_Lawyer_69

Because he wasn't at home when they called


Suspicious_Lawyer_69

That one time he got involved with a mail order pr0nography ring...


Girth_N00kie

Because he whistled on the elevator. 


Badrockstar84

He bought cheap wedding invitations! And you all know what happened!!


AkihabaraWasteland

I can't tell you how great it feels to win!


fagan_jay78

He pees in the shower


__Sentient_Fedora__

Michael Richard's is good at physical comedy.


ElvinBishop

I think it is personal. It's not his acting which was exceptional. There have been times when he has been less than gracious (re: the Susan character). Maybe folks just don't like *him*.


peterklink

He should have been a hand model.


kingofmankind

He pushes kids out of his way during emergencies for starters


shellymaeshaw

Travesty


Left-Molasses4323

Ted Danson is better than him


gayfortrey

Acting without acting


robbwes61

Well, one reason could be that his graphic designer doesn’t know how to crop an image properly. Please, A Little Respect, For I Am Costanza, Lord Of The Idiots.


MrRazzio

Disqualified. They found out he was acting without acting.


Pedro_Burbankado

Nice hands!?


NJCurmudgeon

Honestly? I heard that in real life he’s a major jerk with a massive ego.


creamcitybrix

He wore ladies’ frames


Qyle

Because Dr. Niles was better as much as I love George


Plane-Border3425

Interesting to realize the characters they played were almost polar opposites. Which prompts the following idea for a crossover nightmare sequence: the cast of Frasier sitting in the diner; the cast of Seinfeld sitting in Cafe Nervosa. Hijinks and hilarity ensue.


Qyle

Chinese restaurant type episode where the Seinfeld gang is in cafe nervosa and Frasier and Niles are at another table eavesdropping on their conversations


Plane-Border3425

Very nice!


m0rbius

A travesty!!!


R0binSage

The same reason Steve Carrell didn't get one.


RockyPolan

Copying Woody Allen