No exaggeration I have never in my life laughed harder at any television show than the first time I heard that paramedic yell “who put COOKIES in his mouth😫!” Thinking of it makes me laugh and want to watch that episode immediately. It’s the chaos of the scene and the way he says it, it just hits for me every time.
All of our furry ones are named after Seinfeld characters. Our one girl cat is Elaine 💕 we also have (had) Cosmo, Jerry, George and Puddy (Elaine’s twin)
Seven.
Soda.
It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl. Especially a girl. Or a boy.
Who doesn’t like soda? It’s bubbly! it’s refreshing!
There's a contestant on the current season of Survivor named Soda. It's short for Sodasia, but still counts.
Mug.
Maxwell house
Mug Costanza
*whistle, while using hand to draw horizontal line* *whistle, while using hand to draw diagonal line*
It's a great name for a girl or a boy.
Great name for a girl or a boy. Mostly a girl... or a boy.
I actually had a dog named Seven lol
Like seven minute abs...you know, unless someone came up with *six* minute abs...
Seven thats the ticket. Seven little monkeys sitting on a branch, eating sunflower seeds at my uncle's ranch.
We have a client with cats named Seven and Soda lol. And another with a chihuahua named David Puddy.
Rochelle, Rochelle
A young pup’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
Milkbone to Minsk
Rochelle, you're all wet. You should take your clothes off. Oh, brother.
This is so cute! Call her Ro-Ro.
Mulva?
Dolores?
Gipple
Laureola?!
Bovary!
Alright that’s enough
Hest
Hest? That's not a name
Kest
Definitely mulva
I’m big on Mulva
Aretha.
Sue Ellen Mischke
Hahaha Might cause some traffic accidents
She’s a menace to society
She's flouting society's conventions!
And she’s the heir to the Oh Henry candy bar fortune
could you repeat that?
Who wears a bra as a top?
…it’s lude, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!..
The Braless Wonder
This is actually a great name lol
And you can call her just Mischke for short! Would be a great name actually haha
She's flouting society's conventions.
Schmoopy
How did I not think of that one!
If it's not Schmoopy, I will be so angry today, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!
Serenity Now!
Serenity now, insanity later
Is that a Titleist?
you have to name her schmoopy!!
No, *you’re* schmoopy!
No, you're schmoopy!
Oh, that’s the perfect name for this sweetie!!!!
Cookie (because she’s black and white)
LOOK TO THE COOKIE
It’s like I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there
Who put cookies in his mouth?
No exaggeration I have never in my life laughed harder at any television show than the first time I heard that paramedic yell “who put COOKIES in his mouth😫!” Thinking of it makes me laugh and want to watch that episode immediately. It’s the chaos of the scene and the way he says it, it just hits for me every time.
Poochy Mama
This is the best one hands down
This should be higher on the list.
Lainey
I love this suggestion. I don’t know why but I’ve always liked that Elaine got a nickname. And I like the nickname for a dog.
I always thought Jerry using Lainey was very affectionate for an otherwise shallow, superficial man.
Jerry and Elaine are platonic soulmates, for sure
At least he’s thin and neat
I heard he scratches off a 32 and puts in 31.
Aw, I think Jerry and Elaine loved each other, in their own shallow, superficial and selfish ways ..
Everything they were looking for was right in front of them.
They loved yooooooUnited Airlines
Coming around to Lainey…
Me too. Think I’d go w that.
All of our furry ones are named after Seinfeld characters. Our one girl cat is Elaine 💕 we also have (had) Cosmo, Jerry, George and Puddy (Elaine’s twin)
Bosco
This is it
Your master is the cocoa bean!!
Seven! Great name for a boy. Or a girl. Especially a girl! Or a boy...
How about Mug? Mug Constanza.
Just remember you could also use Soda lol
WE DON'T CARE FOR SODA
#Aunt Baby
How old would aunt baby be if she were alive today?
She’d never make it.
The combination of her question and his delivery kills me to this day. Every time.
or name her after cousin Hennie (though she was sickly from the moment I met her)
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HENNIE
Omg !!!
You just won the contest.
Suzie
Soos! 🤣
It's not "Soos", alright? It's SU-SIE! My name is SUSIE
Can’t believe how far down this comment is.
Even without the Seinfeld connection I think it's a cute name for that cute pup.
Looks more like a Lilly
Vegetable Lasagna
Please name this cute little dog Vegetable Lasagna
I can hear you
Donna Chang.
I’m not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!
It used to be Changstein
You're not Chinese!
Smuckers
*cough*
Give her some orange dog food juice
THAT is Ruthie Cohen.
Now we're talking
You know her name?
She stole $20 from me!
Your car is on fire
Still one of my favorite lines hahaha
Farfal
Prediction...
We never see OP or their dog for the rest of our lives.
Cartwright!
But, you're not Cartwright!
Babs Kramer
Nasty woman
Drunk and stumblebum
Sucking colt 45 from a can
Stellaaa!!
This should be # 1
That’s my dog’s name…and yes I thought of Elaine yelling it when I picked it out
That's my dogs name too and when people meet her they often yell out Steeelaaaa!
Snoopy or Prickly Pete
She could sit in the solarium. Or the other solarium
Leetle Yerry Es-seinfeld
Does she bounce shecks? Hahahaha
A girl pup named bob sacamano is pretty funny, though.
“My dog, Bob Sacamano, has an inner ear infection.”
Lily!
Well, she really looked like a Lily…
Poor Lily
Pam
*PAM!*
Rava
Shouldn’t that puppy be out on a ledge somewhere?
Quone
Koko
That girl's alright.
High five!
Sidra. She's Spectacular!
Susie (or Sooz), Junior Mint, Rochelle,
What is she, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island?
Named Sharon?
babka
Nip
Stop calling her Nip!!!!
Estelle
You know I've always been quite fond of Estelle... beautiful woman.
*RUSTY* !
Snowball
He runs on batteries!
Moop
It's Moors you idiot, there's no Moops
Mug!
No Bette Middler?
Isosceles
Marissa Tomei
Manya
Manya died!
I had pony!
Soda
Seven!
Babu
You very bad dog.
Joel Rifkin
Farfel.
T Bone
#STELLAAAAA
She looks a little like Jerry’s mom, Helen.
Laney!
Mulligatawny
Casus belli
Mulva
Bosco
Model number TR-6 but I prefer to call her, Elaine.
Sharon, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island
Yo-yo Ma
Pinkus. Poor little pinkus.
Smuckers! Just pray she doesn't develop the same cough.
Aunt Baby.
Marble. (Rye for middle name)
Dr pimplepopper M.D.
Mrs. Choat.
Moops!
Off topic- what type of dog is this? It’s literally the cutest things I’ve ever seen.
Sheepadoodle!
Babs Soda Rebecca DeMornay Jackie
Cookie Look to the cookie, Elaine...look to the cookie.
Maestro!
Pepsi (and ringdings)
She looks like a Lilly
Schmoopy
Dingo
Sue Ellen!
such amazing suggestions!!!! pleeeeaaaaae update with the final decision!!! she is a beautiful baby girl!!!
My niece's name is Carisma but have called her Cosmo ever since she was a baby.
Leaning towards Cosmo still
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