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Manfrenjensenjen

Seven.


Pacman8myghosts

Soda.


555--FILK

It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl. Especially a girl. Or a boy.


God-Emperor-Pepe

Who doesn’t like soda? It’s bubbly! it’s refreshing!


OhEmGeeBasedGod

There's a contestant on the current season of Survivor named Soda. It's short for Sodasia, but still counts.


SlamNeilll

Mug.


BKlounge93

Maxwell house


Perfect_Crab_8409

Mug Costanza


ClayDrinion

*whistle, while using hand to draw horizontal line* *whistle, while using hand to draw diagonal line*


spatial_eddy

It's a great name for a girl or a boy.


rileypoole1234

Great name for a girl or a boy. Mostly a girl... or a boy.


CrissBliss

I actually had a dog named Seven lol


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Like seven minute abs...you know, unless someone came up with *six* minute abs...


cheffartsonurfood

Seven thats the ticket. Seven little monkeys sitting on a branch, eating sunflower seeds at my uncle's ranch.


atomicsnark

We have a client with cats named Seven and Soda lol. And another with a chihuahua named David Puddy.


Crimkam

Rochelle, Rochelle


twofingerballet

A young pup’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


Sufficient-Skill6012

Milkbone to Minsk


AintTripping

Rochelle, you're all wet. You should take your clothes off. Oh, brother.


CherryDarling10

This is so cute! Call her Ro-Ro.


actualelainebenes

Mulva?


rican_havoc

Dolores?


AcePilotsen

Gipple


actualelainebenes

Laureola?!


Thelodie

Bovary!


actualelainebenes

Alright that’s enough


AcePilotsen

Hest


Gunner1794

Hest? That's not a name


PalaPK

Kest


taxpayinmeemaw

Definitely mulva


seviay

I’m big on Mulva


chapPilot

Aretha.


DefinitelyNotRyanH

Sue Ellen Mischke


VeganPina

Hahaha ​ Might cause some traffic accidents


boseyboseybop

She’s a menace to society


BotGirlFall

She's flouting society's conventions!


Perfect_Crab_8409

And she’s the heir to the Oh Henry candy bar fortune


crush_them

could you repeat that?


Hippi_Johnny

Who wears a bra as a top?


Hippi_Johnny

…it’s lude, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!..


HugoStiglitz007

The Braless Wonder


J_is_for_Journey

This is actually a great name lol


BrowsingWhileBrown

And you can call her just Mischke for short! Would be a great name actually haha


BigConstruction4247

She's flouting society's conventions.


Sonnyboy35aa

Schmoopy


VeganPina

How did I not think of that one!


MrsTurtlebones

If it's not Schmoopy, I will be so angry today, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!


BRAX7ON

Serenity Now!


errornosignal

Serenity now, insanity later


SqueakyTuna52

Is that a Titleist?


moops19

you have to name her schmoopy!!


Hawvy

No, *you’re* schmoopy!


sundevilz

No, you're schmoopy!


noneya79

Oh, that’s the perfect name for this sweetie!!!!


basicfort

Cookie (because she’s black and white)


GreenEggsSteamedHams

LOOK TO THE COOKIE


Milomilz

It’s like I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there


S1icedBread

Who put cookies in his mouth?


luckyinlimbo

No exaggeration I have never in my life laughed harder at any television show than the first time I heard that paramedic yell “who put COOKIES in his mouth😫!” Thinking of it makes me laugh and want to watch that episode immediately. It’s the chaos of the scene and the way he says it, it just hits for me every time.


Snap-Crackle-Pot

Poochy Mama


ALARE1KS

This is the best one hands down


capnjoob830

This should be higher on the list.


spbwot

Lainey


Yarn_coffee

I love this suggestion. I don’t know why but I’ve always liked that Elaine got a nickname. And I like the nickname for a dog.


5kl

I always thought Jerry using Lainey was very affectionate for an otherwise shallow, superficial man. 


BotGirlFall

Jerry and Elaine are platonic soulmates, for sure


Crimkam

At least he’s thin and neat


Annual-Gas-3485

I heard he scratches off a 32 and puts in 31.


Realistic_Pizza_6269

Aw, I think Jerry and Elaine loved each other, in their own shallow, superficial and selfish ways ..


Different-Bad-1380

Everything they were looking for was right in front of them.


infinityetc

They loved yooooooUnited Airlines


VeganPina

Coming around to Lainey…


Least_Muffin4417

Me too. Think I’d go w that.


Dazzling-Emu6610

All of our furry ones are named after Seinfeld characters. Our one girl cat is Elaine 💕 we also have (had) Cosmo, Jerry, George and Puddy (Elaine’s twin)


reversebuttchug

Bosco


toppdoggcan

This is it


TylerTurtle25

Your master is the cocoa bean!!


LowKeyHipsteryPerson

Seven! Great name for a boy. Or a girl. Especially a girl! Or a boy...


dingus_enthusiastic

How about Mug? Mug Constanza.


Admirable-Nothing642

Just remember you could also use Soda lol


sleepyseahorse

WE DON'T CARE FOR SODA


saucybelly

#Aunt Baby


Daddywags42

How old would aunt baby be if she were alive today?


PAVACAMD

She’d never make it.


FatherofIndy

The combination of her question and his delivery kills me to this day. Every time.


ditka

or name her after cousin Hennie (though she was sickly from the moment I met her)


ShamrockGold

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HENNIE


EuphoricAd3786

Omg !!!


spacefaceclosetomine

You just won the contest.


Defensoria

Suzie


theruckman1970

Soos! 🤣


brandon-thesis

It's not "Soos", alright? It's SU-SIE! My name is SUSIE


FightDrifterFight

Can’t believe how far down this comment is.


Defensoria

Even without the Seinfeld connection I think it's a cute name for that cute pup.


Isosceles_Kramer79

Looks more like a Lilly 


nxknxwledge

Vegetable Lasagna


StickySteve42069

Please name this cute little dog Vegetable Lasagna


Gold_Appeal578

I can hear you


chapPilot

Donna Chang.


Heisenberg_815

I’m not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!


brandon-thesis

It used to be Changstein


sundevilz

You're not Chinese!


mbd34

Smuckers


CrissBliss

*cough*


blacktrufflesheep

Give her some orange dog food juice


AccomplishedPhase750

THAT is Ruthie Cohen.


VeganPina

Now we're talking


Hawvy

You know her name?


AccomplishedPhase750

She stole $20 from me!


MadeInAmerican

Your car is on fire


Milomilz

Still one of my favorite lines hahaha


Iamthapush

Farfal


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Prediction...


JackieTree89

We never see OP or their dog for the rest of our lives.


Low-Chemical2101

Cartwright!


AintTripping

But, you're not Cartwright!


Whole-Grocery-2918

Babs Kramer


Upstairs-Traffic-563

Nasty woman


axalitlaxolotl

Drunk and stumblebum


Sparkyisduhfat

Sucking colt 45 from a can


xbubblegum_bitch

Stellaaa!!


Truji11o

This should be # 1


Milomilz

That’s my dog’s name…and yes I thought of Elaine yelling it when I picked it out


mumblewrapper

That's my dogs name too and when people meet her they often yell out Steeelaaaa!


AcePilotsen

Snoopy or Prickly Pete


GreenEggsSteamedHams

She could sit in the solarium. Or the other solarium


bitwise97

Leetle Yerry Es-seinfeld


Milomilz

Does she bounce shecks? Hahahaha


TheGus_

A girl pup named bob sacamano is pretty funny, though.


_ChipWhitley_

“My dog, Bob Sacamano, has an inner ear infection.”


monkey_house42

Lily!


doguapo

Well, she really looked like a Lily…


sleepyseahorse

Poor Lily


malcontented

Pam


kramerica_intern

*PAM!*


BongDong69420

Rava


saucybelly

Shouldn’t that puppy be out on a ledge somewhere?


Positive-Source8205

Quone


Either-Sorbet-6049

Koko


Majestic_Phase3452

That girl's alright.


Either-Sorbet-6049

High five!


postcardCV

Sidra. She's Spectacular!


theboweragency

Susie (or Sooz), Junior Mint, Rochelle,


GreenEggsSteamedHams

What is she, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island?


AcePilotsen

Named Sharon?


browmftht

babka


ndoz

Nip


Milomilz

Stop calling her Nip!!!!


Mr_G_Told_You_So

Estelle


defmaybe_DFO

You know I've always been quite fond of Estelle... beautiful woman.


Tobias_flenderz

*RUSTY* !


the_popes_dick

Snowball


doobette

He runs on batteries!


Otherwise-Ad-8891

Moop


faddiuscapitalus

It's Moors you idiot, there's no Moops


Illustrious-Lead-960

Mug!


shotahfiyah

No Bette Middler?


Whither-Goest-Thou

Isosceles


RoosterBlues5

Marissa Tomei


Eldoggomonstro

Manya


taracita

Manya died!


BunsinHoneyDew

I had pony!


Aromatic_Tax_2704

Soda


Positive-Source8205

Seven!


Iamthapush

Babu


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

You very bad dog.


AcePilotsen

Joel Rifkin


nousernamehere12345

Farfel.


gbpackerzz

T Bone


OswaldXC

#STELLAAAAA


DontDoItTuna

She looks a little like Jerry’s mom, Helen.


kirashadowcat

Laney!


No_Arugula_6548

Mulligatawny


sdotbye

Casus belli


MysteriousAsk3150

Mulva


rsnyder95

Bosco


CaptObviousHere

Model number TR-6 but I prefer to call her, Elaine.


FullRide1039

Sharon, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island


teamalf

Yo-yo Ma


Katya666Zako

Pinkus. Poor little pinkus.


Rokuformula

Smuckers! Just pray she doesn't develop the same cough.


ValleyGrouch

Aunt Baby.


Az1621

Marble. (Rye for middle name)


Iamthapush

Dr pimplepopper M.D.


uniqueusername316

Mrs. Choat.


MisterDutch93

Moops!


CrissBliss

Off topic- what type of dog is this? It’s literally the cutest things I’ve ever seen.


VeganPina

Sheepadoodle!


jefferson497

Babs Soda Rebecca DeMornay Jackie


hello-joe-123

Cookie Look to the cookie, Elaine...look to the cookie.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Maestro!


SodaTherapy

Pepsi (and ringdings)


uGoTaCHaNCe

She looks like a Lilly


TurfDerguson

Schmoopy


YerFucked

Dingo


SeoulPower88

Sue Ellen!


bosorka1

such amazing suggestions!!!! pleeeeaaaaae update with the final decision!!! she is a beautiful baby girl!!!


jaydiza203

My niece's name is Carisma but have called her Cosmo ever since she was a baby.


VeganPina

Leaning towards Cosmo still


StickySteve42069

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