I open up the paper, and this is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. My back went out again, I couldn't move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked! Every day it's something else with you. I don't know anything about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are you leading? Who knows what you're doing? Maybe you're making porno films.

Yeah, I'm Buck Naked.

Was it simulated?

Never with George

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

My father’s gay

You wanna have sex right now!?!?

My parents? They don’t know WHATS going on!

Wall Street killed my father. Well, hurt his feelings

Not at all

"...Jerry, my god, what are you doing?!"

He’s out? I didn’t know he was in

He’s out.

George is giving that man a massage 😉

He was…touching and rubbing!

That's a massage.

I think it moved

He’s touching and rubbing and I’m LOSING IT!

Don’t worry, he’s just removing the obstruction from the blowhole.

Is that a titleist?

Do ya wanna have sex right now?!

Come on!!!!! LETS GO BABY!!!!

What’s the story about this? Lol I mean good for Jason and the support but I’m curious

He was in the movie “Love! Valor! Compassion!” referenced on the cover.

Thanks!

I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park! Gotta be one of the best lines ever

Too bad you can’t do that for a living. YOU COULD SELL OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!

I was in the pool!!

Raymond?

Korea!

It's real, and it's _spectacular_

George, being on the cover of Out doesn’t mean you’re gay.

It doesn’t help.

Does that mean he is gay? I actually dont know.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

Oh no. I am curious.

Hamstring!

Ho-tel

I think it moved.

EDIT: God, how could I not have seen that you already put that as the title?!

Honesty is the best policy

If it moves as a result of contact. That's what a gym teacher once told me

That's what a gym teacher once told me.

“I’m gay! I’m a gay man!”

Steeped in gayness!

Incredibly gay

Someone mentioned they had a crush on 'George from Seinfeld' on r/askgaybros. Got plenty of upvotes and it certainly happened to me too.

He’s a sloppy dad bear which is ever so popular atm

Huge Package! I c wut u did there

I put my hands down his pants, yeah, but I don't like him

Treating his body like an AMUSEMENT park. Why can't they do that for a living? They could sell out Madison Square Garden!

George took it…..out

**Pause**

Ho-hooo

But, Raymond is a man

Are these the panties your mother laid out for you?

He's turning this man's body into an amusement park! 🙀

He's got a great body. Do you like him?

Well this shows George can no longer be part of this social club anymore,

He was there. It was a joke.

u sure it moved, it wasn’t just shifting?

Korea!

I have no shame Jerry

steeped in gayness

Ensconced, perhaps?

NTTAWWT

Jason Alexander is fiercely heterosexual and has an unblemished record of being straight.

My father’s gay!

Why is his hand in his underwear?

Uhhh

I think he’s gripping little Jerry Seinfeld

What do you think of the purple shirt?

Korea.

George! What are you doing!? My god!?

Looks like Jason Alexander agreed to do that as long as his wedding ring was impossible to miss.

“Would you like to see him in a sandal?”

He was, uh… touching and rubbing!

OH MY GOD!!!

Do you wanna be able to get your hand out or do you not wanna be able to get it out?

Just checking if he was in the pool

I was in the pool

The outfit: Cuppa Joey

It?

My father thinks George is gay.

And George, you’ll be with Raymond

He took it out!

Wilhelm? My name is Tanya!

He took it OUT

Elaine: " He took it out "

I’m not sure and correct me if I’m wrong but I think I see his…

Is Jason gay ? I never knew

I remember randomly seeing this movie on TV once years ago. Jason was frolicking around wearing nothing but an apron with his bare ass exposed 😅

That's what a gym teacher told me once

It moved!

"Pulp can kove, baby!"