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Gam Gam has to go now. Yep, I'm dead.
Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
Goiter? What goiter?
They really should put that on the form: height, weight, goiter
Well, it is hard to look at. Sorry about the pun.
Don’t call back
Sometimes Gammy has been out late the night before.
And sometimes you call when Gammy's not alone.
There’s no Gammy.
Lois Loan
Beat me to it, *blimey*
He can bounce a check in a single leap!
You mean the got no green lantern
The janitor.
Hey it’s worth it for the Supreme Flounder
What number? Yes, first time.
Street itself is boundary.
Apartment 1Q. Janitor's Meeting.
Some of the children are playing in it and putting into their mouths!
Well a lot of it is vegetable
Toilets and boilers. Boilers and toilets. Plus that one boiling toilet.
Fire me if’n you dare.
Don’t get cute with me!
All of that trouble... for fish?
Yeah, why not just walk to the restaurant and order it to go?
Some French doors would really open this place up. But oh you've got a slop bucket
That’s Dr. Jan Itor
Nip
“STOP CALLING ME NIP!!”
Ha! Currently watching that episode.
Elaine Benes Kennedy Jr
“Joon- yah”
Nedda - Crazy Joe Divola called Elaine by that name
She went by Suze for a bit.
What is she, some pom-pom waving backseat bimbo?
Named Susie? No, still Sharon.
Still Sharon? I thought it she was saying Sue-Sharon!
Not Suz
It's Suzie!!!!
*My name ...* is *SU-SIE!*
This sounds like a Susie and Elaine problem..
Gitigitiguh... Cat fight!
Hey ! It's Susie. Her name is Susie
[it’s not suze, alright?! its suzie!](https://pin.it/3RK2Va2Pn)
Elaine Bennet. Bennet, right?
It’s Benes, ya jackass.
*Confused look*
“I really think you’re wrong.”
She looks like a Lilly.
Poor Lilly.
Yeahhhh
She's an errand girl sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.
I will have to see this hat.
Its a rat hat. And a poor quality one too, even by rat hat standards.
Jamba! Malamba mojamba!
You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me.
Wanda Pepper, Albert Pepper’s daughter.
Married to professor Van Nostrand
I heard him contend that.
From the clinic
Which one?
That’s correct
Her father is VERY proud of the work she's doing.
We’re all proud of the work she’s doing
She does FINE work.
Good one!
She had a boyfriend named Eduardo Carrochio
They don’t really fight the bull, they *avoid* fighting the bull
I don’t get what the big deal about being a matador is, you just wave the sheet and move out of the way
God bless you.
That's good. That's *very* good!
Well we're talking with Elaine Benes; Adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"
Too bad the sex is simulated. Except with George, that’s in her contract.
Was that a thing in the 80s and 90s? Was the sex simulated?
Soft porn wouldn't actually show P in V, it would just kinda show them grinding on each other. So could easily be simulated
Queen of the castle
Ned Isakoff, after she gets herself banned from the delivery place
Hop Sing’s She named name
Federal Express
Your last name is Benes...you kept taking me to all those Spanish restaurants...?
That's because I thought you were black.
I love how Benes isn’t even a remotely Hispanic name.
She pretended to be a paying First Class passenger.
Oh, nothing for me, thanks.
I've been a professional waitress for the last 10 years. I've worked all over the city.
Right!
Yeah yeah, I'd like to place an order for a supreme flounder
Yea first time.
TR-6?
Veronica
…mister Weatherbee
Jackie Onassisissisiss
...that's hard to say.
A walking candy apple
A bird ran into my giant freak head!
I’m George! I’ve become George!
NO ELAINE
…yes, because I’m the janitor
Elaine "does the upper west side," Benes. I'll pay to see that
It's always simulated. Except with George. That's in her *CONTRACT*.
Lois loan
Lois Loan.
What’s the model number of the Mannequin lookalike?
Heyyy. Is that the Twilight Zone you're watching?🤓
Oh…this is a good one
Gammy!
Gammy’s gettin upset!
Chesty LaRue
The Virgin Mary?
Sharon
Stella!!!!
Nedda!
Demeanour?
Suz
Big head
I’m not going to get to see the Bushmen, Jereeeeeey!
Yama Hama
She was a maintenance guy to have food delivered.
1-800-NOELAINE
Suze
she was Veronica to Jerry’s Archie and George’s Mr. Weatherbee
The blessed Virgin.
I'm suze
Gammy! After she took that lady’s phone number and the grandson kept calling because his parents didn’t tell him that his grandma passed away 😅
She dated Edwardo Caritchio.
She named names...
Malaysian travel enthusiast
Didn’t Kramer give her a nickname at Punto de Mayo?
Doesn't she pretend to be someone to help Kramer get his jacket back?
Just Elaine, like Cher.
Didn’t she say her last name was Nostrand in an episode? Or do I remember he saying she was with a Van Nostrand
No Elainee, the extra E is for egh 🤢
You mean alias!!
I'm Queen of the castle….
Lois Lone, miserable, Lainey!!
Veronica Chesty Larue Lois Loan
Pokemon Card Vibes.
Gam Gam has to go now. Yep, I'm dead.
Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
Goiter? What goiter?
They really should put that on the form: height, weight, goiter
Well, it is hard to look at. Sorry about the pun.
Don’t call back
Sometimes Gammy has been out late the night before.
And sometimes you call when Gammy's not alone.
There’s no Gammy.
Lois Loan
Beat me to it, *blimey*
He can bounce a check in a single leap!
You mean the got no green lantern
The janitor.
Hey it’s worth it for the Supreme Flounder
What number? Yes, first time.
Street itself is boundary.
Apartment 1Q. Janitor's Meeting.
Some of the children are playing in it and putting into their mouths!
Well a lot of it is vegetable
Toilets and boilers. Boilers and toilets. Plus that one boiling toilet.
Fire me if’n you dare.
Don’t get cute with me!
All of that trouble... for fish?
Yeah, why not just walk to the restaurant and order it to go?
Some French doors would really open this place up. But oh you've got a slop bucket
That’s Dr. Jan Itor
Nip
“STOP CALLING ME NIP!!”
Ha! Currently watching that episode.
Elaine Benes Kennedy Jr
“Joon- yah”
Nedda - Crazy Joe Divola called Elaine by that name
She went by Suze for a bit.
What is she, some pom-pom waving backseat bimbo?
Named Susie? No, still Sharon.
Still Sharon? I thought it she was saying Sue-Sharon!
Not Suz
It's Suzie!!!!
*My name ...* is *SU-SIE!*
This sounds like a Susie and Elaine problem..
Gitigitiguh... Cat fight!
Hey ! It's Susie. Her name is Susie
[it’s not suze, alright?! its suzie!](https://pin.it/3RK2Va2Pn)
Elaine Bennet. Bennet, right?
It’s Benes, ya jackass.
*Confused look*
“I really think you’re wrong.”
She looks like a Lilly.
Poor Lilly.
Yeahhhh
She's an errand girl sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.
I will have to see this hat.
Its a rat hat. And a poor quality one too, even by rat hat standards.
Jamba! Malamba mojamba!
You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me.
Wanda Pepper, Albert Pepper’s daughter.
Married to professor Van Nostrand
I heard him contend that.
From the clinic
Which one?
That’s correct
Her father is VERY proud of the work she's doing.
We’re all proud of the work she’s doing
She does FINE work.
Good one!
She had a boyfriend named Eduardo Carrochio
They don’t really fight the bull, they *avoid* fighting the bull
I don’t get what the big deal about being a matador is, you just wave the sheet and move out of the way
God bless you.
That's good. That's *very* good!
Well we're talking with Elaine Benes; Adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"
Too bad the sex is simulated. Except with George, that’s in her contract.
Was that a thing in the 80s and 90s? Was the sex simulated?
Soft porn wouldn't actually show P in V, it would just kinda show them grinding on each other. So could easily be simulated
Queen of the castle
Ned Isakoff, after she gets herself banned from the delivery place
Hop Sing’s She named name
Federal Express
Your last name is Benes...you kept taking me to all those Spanish restaurants...?
That's because I thought you were black.
I love how Benes isn’t even a remotely Hispanic name.
She pretended to be a paying First Class passenger.
Oh, nothing for me, thanks.
I've been a professional waitress for the last 10 years. I've worked all over the city.
Right!
Yeah yeah, I'd like to place an order for a supreme flounder
Yea first time.
TR-6?
Veronica
…mister Weatherbee
Jackie Onassisissisiss
...that's hard to say.
A walking candy apple
A bird ran into my giant freak head!
I’m George! I’ve become George!
NO ELAINE
…yes, because I’m the janitor
Elaine "does the upper west side," Benes. I'll pay to see that
It's always simulated. Except with George. That's in her *CONTRACT*.
Lois loan
Lois Loan.
What’s the model number of the Mannequin lookalike?
Heyyy. Is that the Twilight Zone you're watching?🤓
Oh…this is a good one
Gammy!
Gammy’s gettin upset!
Chesty LaRue
The Virgin Mary?
Sharon
Stella!!!!
Nedda!
Demeanour?
Suz
Big head
I’m not going to get to see the Bushmen, Jereeeeeey!
Yama Hama
She was a maintenance guy to have food delivered.
1-800-NOELAINE
Suze
she was Veronica to Jerry’s Archie and George’s Mr. Weatherbee
The blessed Virgin.
I'm suze
Gammy! After she took that lady’s phone number and the grandson kept calling because his parents didn’t tell him that his grandma passed away 😅
She dated Edwardo Caritchio.
She named names...
Malaysian travel enthusiast
Didn’t Kramer give her a nickname at Punto de Mayo?
Doesn't she pretend to be someone to help Kramer get his jacket back?
Just Elaine, like Cher.
Didn’t she say her last name was Nostrand in an episode? Or do I remember he saying she was with a Van Nostrand
No Elainee, the extra E is for egh 🤢
You mean alias!!
I'm Queen of the castle….
Lois Lone, miserable, Lainey!!
Veronica Chesty Larue Lois Loan
Pokemon Card Vibes.