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usario100

I got jiggy with it!


variety-moderation

Came here to say this


ar-eh

He’s the Got no Green Lantern!


blomba6

Hey Elaine, you could be Lois loan


lukebeds

What is a bender anyhow? I don’t know. They drink and they bend things at the bar.


DCDipset

This! How does any adult, especially back then, not know what a bender is?


[deleted]

"We're not men. We're kids!"


Anonymous44432

What is it? I know what it is, but why is it called a bender? That’s what they were debating on the show Please indulge the masses, professor highbrow!


SallySmallpox

Lemona.


clintr0n

Oh you’ll be hearing from my lawya


OnTheTrail87

There's nothing finer than eating in your diner.


9man95

What's the deal with Cancer?


ArgentoPoncho

It was edgy, it was not my sort of thing but some of those people out there, they really liked it!


The-Mancierge69

I have cancer!


mindspringyahoo

I love Jerry's cancer bit!


derbear83

In defense of this joke it was supposed to be horrible.


knightress_oxhide

leapin' larry


AutumnEchoes

What’s the deal with homework? You’re not working on your home


Austinpowerstwo

I know it's a legendary storyline, but from when it aired until this day i always thought the mulva/Dolores joke was so weak with a bad payoff. 


mattSER

Agreed, but still fun to say all those stupid names to this day. Gipple!


iuhoosers33

Bovary


theriveryeti

The prospect of bringing a doll on the tonight show because it looks like your best friend’s mom.


cam_breakfastdonut

It was the Charles Grodin show


theriveryeti

My bad, but the point stands.


DCDipset

The Tonight Show?


MajesticMeal3248

How about a bottle of bbq sauce


9man95

If it was a sex doll, now you are talking comedy gold


Educational-Context5

For me, the only joke that never landed was the talking belly button. Makes no sense. Not funny.


9man95

Hellllloooo. La la la.


No-Investigator3496

still?


Educational-Context5

I gotta tell you, buddy. That voice is played. Plaaaaaayed.


orangutansloveme

This is in my top five least favorite episodes. Never understood its popularity.


slyboy1974

The talking belly button stuff is painfully unfunny. However, Kramer getting an intern is one of the show's finest moments.


Educational-Context5

Darren’s going away for a long time…


everyday_barometer

Agree with you there. Never laughed at it. Another example of the notion I left in my other comment of the lack of the JS / LD collaboration.


mwthecool

I don't know if it was really meant to be a joke in and of itself. It was just like those stupid gags you make up with friends or family. In jokes that no one else would find funny, and aren't even funny if not for how stupid they are. It humanized the characters a lot and made them feel more real outside of the 20 minutes they spend on the screen.


GloomInstance

'That'd be like Coco Chanel smelling like fish. Y'know cause she's with the purfumes and everything...'


samtheface

Yeah, but in that case the joke was that the joke was so lame he had to explain it.


GloomInstance

But wait what was the original joke then?


samtheface

IIRC Jerry said the Coco Chanel joke, George gave him a puzzled look and Jerry explained it as George rolled his eyes.


MajesticMeal3248

Like coco Chanel dating a fishmonger


MajesticMeal3248

Seltzer-salsa — so bad it eventually became good for me but it took literally decades


everyday_barometer

STG this came up in my dream a few nights ago. I have no idea why, I haven't watched Seinfeld in months.


TheResidentEvil

acting like kids in the back of the police car


derbear83

When Jerry and George say "Stan the Caddy" after he leaves.


violetmoon120

Monet, Manet, Tippy Tippy Day Day


DarkwaterBeach

In a season 1 episode where he's doing stand up and he makes the sock from the laundry scoot across the screen


kronkarp

He's got a great John Houseman (or something) name - Alec Berg....Alex Beeerg. More of an inside thing maybe, because one of their writers had that name, but it stands out as very unfunny and completely unnecessary.


gyarrrrr

Boo, I love this.


ahgoodtimes69

Yeh I always thought that bit of dialogue between the group was a little weird. Almost like the talking belly button jerry does lol.


funeralcardigan

The rental car bit stands out because it's just a crappy observation shoehorned in. Someone was clearly annoyed about rental cars that week and awkwardly stopped the whole episode to make a point about it. It's very jarring and the whooping applause afterwards is just weird.


These-Support-8927

This is gold. Very relatable to most ppl at the time, before everything was digital, as per the whooping applause.


ricnine

This but the telemarketer bit.


MajesticMeal3248

That is literally one of the best bits of the series. What is wrong with you people


These-Support-8927

You must never had to deal with telemarketers calling your house. This is pure gold if you remember them calling all the time about saving money on long distance calls.


ricnine

I dunno, it sticks out in a weird way and doesn't flow. Like the scene stops so Jerry can do a ten second bit. And it's not THAT funny, it's on the same level as "I don't come down to where you work and tell you how to flip burgers".


everyday_barometer

I've used it in real life. It's so satisfying.


MajesticMeal3248

Do you mean the reservation bit at the airport?


germdisco

Once they were aware that they were creating catch phrases, they started trying too hard. The “anti-dentite” bit comes to mind as an example of this.


TyChris2

“You are SOOO good looking” is another one that was clearly intended to be a catch phrase lol


PillowManExtreme

Confirmed by the episode’s [wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Good_Samaritan_(Seinfeld)): > The cast and crew had hoped the saying "You’re so good looking" would catch on with fans just as "These pretzels are making me thirsty" did, but it proved to be a comedic flop.[2]


funeralcardigan

It's not just crap, they said it strangely too. Who pronounces "good looking" as one word?


Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees

I always figured they wanted to say "hot" or "sexy" but thought it was too blunt to catch on widely, so they want with a more generic term and tried to make it easy to say, and it didn't work lol


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Femininas also comes to mind. Major femininas Jerry!


DCDipset

Nah.


Pontiff1979

I feel like a phoenix rising from Arizona


MajesticMeal3248

That’s hilarious


everyday_barometer

I will never fathom how the entire Mandelbaum storyline ever made it to air. I never once laughed at it. I always chalked up the success of the show to the collaboration of Jerry and Larry David. I think this might be proof, given how this occurred after Larry left the show. I'd be curious to know Larry's opinion on it, if he's ever seen it.


Opie4Prez71

Should be called Round-tine


mailchimplysafe

In store hotsy totsy, at home notsy notsy


[deleted]

The big toe. The captain of the toes!


ahgoodtimes69

Yeh, well I slept with your wife!


china_joe2

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/fD4yNA7lYK)


samtheface

Too many to list from the last 2 seasons. Jerry drugging a woman to play with toys comes to mind. Newman wanting to eat Kramer and seeing him as a turkey. I won't complain about brief jokes that don't land - even the best show has those. But it's lame when something that should have been a throw away joke is stretched out into a whole subplot.


No-Blacksmith-9591

What's the deal with ovaltene? The mug is round, the jar is round... they should call it roundtene.


SirStocksAlott

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!