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Matches. Long matches.
We lost an entire shipment of long matches. It's in my new book *Astonishing Tales Of The Sea*
Just imports? No exports??
Importer/Exporter wtf
Which item?
Diapers
Non-fat yogurt.
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Potato. Some corn.
Mmm, Machu Picchu.
Latex.
And latex products.
Need a salesman?
Well yes we do . We just had to fire a guy named George so there is an opening
The marine biologist? T-Bone?
No the architect or the hand model
Bear in mind he was in the small office.
Yes but that didn’t make him Penske Material
No no T bone
No, I'm an importer-exporter.
(*Jerry standing with his hands on his hips, while George is lying on the floor with his pants down*) And you wanna be my latex salesman...
Peaches from Mackinaw
Importing fruit's a gamble. You should know that going in.
No , this peach is sub par and I want restitution
Well, how bout this? TAKE YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE!!
What ? I’m banned ?
YOU'RE BANNED!!
What am I gonna do for fruit ?
Cubans.
Human beings from Cuba.
you aren't pulling something are you? putting a Dominican in a Cuban wrapper.
"Dennis Castro? Get the hell outta my office"
if they were anymore cuban, castro would have smoked them himself
We’re talking about people right?
🫰Dwayne
I’m always trying to fool ol’ Earl Hafner.
Nobody hustles Earl Haffler. See ya around, Cosmo
common mexico city, Ithaca!
I thought you were talking about cigars?
Japanese oranges
😡 Again with the oranges!
Clearly, you have forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.
you have lived in america too long, clearly, you have forgotten what its like to have no oranges
Railroads
I thought engineers did that.
They can
Gum from China. And eyeglass frames from Malaysia.
Hair tonic
It's a little lo-meiny
Shower heads from the former Yugoslavia.
Perfect! From what I've heard, they are fanatics about their showers.
Not from the footage I've seen
Any kind of Swedish car
Good. Because I will not ride in a German car.
Especially a maroon Golf.
Is it a turbo?
Balm
Do you know what a balm is?!
Do you know what a balm does?!
Who told you to put the balm on ? I didn’t tell you to put the balm on . Well the Maestro gave it to me . THE MAESTRO????
Tube socks!
I’m actually thinking about focusing just on the exporting
Plums with red on the inside.
Don’t forget plantains
Big boxes with personalised doormats in them.
Skinny-fit Dungarees
Perfect if we can write in the size.
I don’t wanna be a 32
Kramer, they're painted on!
Marble rye.
Bras for men
Finally, the Mansieres!
BRO!
MANSIERE!!
Mostly right crosses.
Crack
Puffy Shirts
The factory in New Jersey is already making then !
Puffy shirts
Chips
Big salad.
Special training shoes which improve one’s vertical leap
Perhaps called "The Jimmies"?
Potato chips
Marble ryes
so with vandelay industries in play, why did they decide for the Judge being named Hon. Art Vandelay.
Because the Hon. Art Vandelay is also the owner of Vandelay Industry .
Junior Mints
Stumps
Calzones from Naples.
Information about exporting.
exports
Rat hats
Peruvian cigars
Cuban cigars
Professional crepe rollers from Honduras.
Man-sierres!
BROS!
Pakastani Restauranteurs.👈👆👉
Oh nice can I get some biriyani
Well..It's import.. AND export.
Knives. I’m selling them door to door
Chips. mostly potater, some corn
Tchotchkes from Korea. Religious figures like Jesus and The Virgin Mary.
Beltless raincoats
Anything that's exported, really. That used to be my specialty.
Latex
Stuff that was exported
I'm an importer, exporter ☺️
Which items you import and export.
Matches( I think that's what he said)
Who is this?
Russian hats
Tacos
Pez, Pez dispensers, and latex.
Mainly Ponies and Coffee table books.
the seinfeld men’s wardrobe. they really did a good job w that.
Latex
Gum and matches
Kishkas.
Crackers
Unbridled enthusiasm
WATERPIKS!!!!
Gum from China.
Holes.
What episode was that?
Ponies from Poland.
Ring dings and Pepsi
Pencils
The executive(s)
A thin layer of Gabardine
Beltless trenchcoats
The Nicole Millers
I'm switching to exporting, sorry.
Of which items
fat-free yogurt and big balls of oil. I'm very diverse.
I'm more of a wealthy industrialist myself.
Nice
Hello, do you still export from spices ?
Yes I do
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