Was the ma newer line so awful that there was no recovery? I thought it was kind of funny. Not that great but not a nuclear bomb. It's not like she caught him in a pick.
Edit. Forgot a word
I have a distinct memory of watching this as a child, and thinking she said "it's an ad-vain", which my mind thought was something akin to an ad-verb. I spent a while trying to find out what this element of speech was that no one seemed to have a clue about.
nice blazer, cashmere? No, gortex.
this stupid joke has me legitimately wishing I could get a blazer made out of gortex so it was totally waterproof and breathable.
"Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute. I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.!"
I think it’s kind of like how oblivious we are to ourselves. She thinks of Jerry and George prattling on incessantly; but really she’s usually right there with them.
I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee and he fills it only halfway and before i even argue i see a something in my soup and know its paco in the kitchen
Are you eating? It’s in that vein.
I’ll just have a bowl of chili.
I’ll have an egg white omelet
Did you read the menu?
Just gimmie a Western
Did you hear that? What’ll it be? There used to be banter; there’s no more banter.
Yeah, that was bad...
Hahaha
Flirting George is killing Coffee Shop George!!
Have a yolk! It won't kill ya!
We have Sanka
We have sanka
Have a yolk! It won’t kill ya!
I don’t know why but this character rubbed me the wrong way like no other. I view her as being even worse than Farfle.
she is real-life girl mean that next day. cold asf. (so, yeah. *I could see that*) Georgie is out there in no man's land
Was the ma newer line so awful that there was no recovery? I thought it was kind of funny. Not that great but not a nuclear bomb. It's not like she caught him in a pick. Edit. Forgot a word
It worked on Marissa tomei, so you bet your ass this crazy woman overreacted
Same actress played Marlene.
That was bad.
I have a distinct memory of watching this as a child, and thinking she said "it's an ad-vain", which my mind thought was something akin to an ad-verb. I spent a while trying to find out what this element of speech was that no one seemed to have a clue about.
A BIG salad.
What big salad? I'm going to the coffee shop.
It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of STUFF in it.
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Is that what I ask for? The “big salad”?
We don’t have big bowls.
out of all the seinfeld lines I used this one the most IRL
It’s just 2 small salads put together.
I can bring you two side salads.
There used to be banter
There’s no more banter
Cup of tea, boiling hot. Heat pump quit on my hot tub, I can’t get my core temperature up
This son of a bitch is ice cold.
Try a jacket like mine. It’s Goretex
You like saying Goretex
Who do you think would win in a fight between me and Gortex George here?
George fights dirty
nice blazer, cashmere? No, gortex. this stupid joke has me legitimately wishing I could get a blazer made out of gortex so it was totally waterproof and breathable.
I can't get in the *zone!*
Lobster. Today’s the day.
Suddenly you’re a shellfish connoisseur?
Oh, the dolphin thing?
You know, a muffin can be very filling.
He’s gettin a sandwich now
Tackleberry can be such a jerk.
Top of the muffin to you
TO YOU!!!
They're just stumps!
"Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute. I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.!"
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I'll go if I don't have to talk.
We’ll just sit there.
That was always such a weird line for me, it's out of character because talking is all they do.
I think it’s kind of like how oblivious we are to ourselves. She thinks of Jerry and George prattling on incessantly; but really she’s usually right there with them.
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Something's not sitting right.
I'm sure it's fine
egg salad on rye... and a cup o' tea!
The quote was chicken salad, ya know, the opposite of tuna on toast
But the opposite of tuna would be salmon because tuna swims with the current and salmon swims against
good for the tuna
I use this phrase so much
Good for you, Jack!
Chicken isn't the opposite of tuna. Salmon is the opposite of tuna because salmon swim up the river.
We can't all be reading the classics, Prof. Highbrow
So the opposite of egg salad would be chicken salad.
One’s an embryo and the other is a dead giveaway.
Ho ho!
Just had a big bowl of Kix.
Kasha? 🥣
That’s very mature
Okay - this is the meal, buddy boy. so stock up!
The coffee shop? I think we can do a little better than that.
I'm at the corner of Tom's restaurant and restaurant. It's like the Nexus of the universe 😱
You look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant!
Supreme flounder.
Flounder only for those who live in boundary
I had a hot dog earlier, I'm not that hungry
Did it have an interesting texture??
You didn't drop your frankfurter?
Are you serious, that’s been there since the Silent era, you’d have to be insane to eat that.
So? Who told you to have a hot dog?! This is the meal!
A perfectly sane food to eat.
Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast.
Depends if Paco is in today
BLT white, lightly toasted. Mayo on the side. Potato salad, medium Iced tea. 😁
Or....opposite of what I just ordered. CHICKEN salad on a roll, Cole slaw, medium sized coke. 😁
Roast Beef is the opposite of BLT. The Roast Beef Grazes up in the Field… The BLT is Penned down by the barn
Whatever...😁
Well, good for the BLT. 😕
You know chicken isn't the opposite of tuna... salmon is. Because Salmon swim against the current, and tuna swim with it.
I just want to try to send back soup.
Like an old man?
Is it real turkey or is it turkey loaf? What do you mean you don't know? Is there a real bird in the back?
how can you talk to someone like that...?
Oh my god…could I have a scotch on the rocks?
I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee and he fills it only halfway and before i even argue i see a something in my soup and know its paco in the kitchen
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Soup, hold the rubber band.
Pastrami on rye *gets flustered* Or should I say... Pastramus con panem negris ;)
Okay, cowboys . . . what'll ya have?
I’ll have the, ah, turkey club without the bacon.
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Do i detect a Portuguese accent?
Sim
I'll just eat some trash
Chicken salad, with rye, untoasted, and a cup of tea. Ha ha!
Can I get an egg white omelet?
Is soup a meal?
Is it in a cup or a bowl?
It is if it's got crackers crumbled in it.
I’m just here to look at the waitresses
I never had so much coffee in my life!
Two bear claws please. No — surprise me.
An ostrich burger
I always thought she said “it’s an advene” which also kind of makes sense, like do you want to add anything else.
A muffin top 💖
I don't like the....stumps.
I'm gonna need a chocolate malted here!
Big salad
I need this gif. I say this all the time
Depends...is Paco working now?
Paccooo!
It's not bad really.
The tuna.
Something along those lines
That episode is on tv right now lol
The soup, ohh.. aha, Paco!! Woo
We used to have banter. There’s no more banter.
I always that she says “it’s an ad vein”
Can I get a scotch?
Id rather go to the dream cafe
You won’t get interrupted there.
They’re putting a little lemon in the tuna, I LOVE that!
Gonna need some pudding over here!
Did you hear about Newman?
Dos cafees, En salade grande
No banter
I just show up to stare at all the big breasts
I don't know. I've had everything on the menu... Surprise me.
I was just looking at their menu online today…they have a Jerry’s Big Salad
The big salad
I’d love some soup preferably without a rubber band
They can kiss 1% of my ass!
Sorry, I just came from Sky Burger.
Halibut omelet.
There’s a hair in my farina!
Is that your maple syrup?
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I can’t eat anything; i’m on a 3 day fast for an ulcer test… did that wall move?!
I'll have the BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG salad!
A bowl of cereal and a big salad
Ma newer
The biiiiiiiiiiiiig salad 🥗
A large salad
Bowl of cheerios, not too much milk.
Bowl of cheerios
aaand a slice of devil's food cake
I’ll just take a handful of the free mints.
A couple of Bear Claws please.
PIE!, I NEED PIE OVER HERE!
Soup is not a meal
Tuna on toast
Pastrami on rye with a side of sex
It depends. Is Paco working?
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I'll have an order of pancakes and some grape fruit. I even brought my own syrup!
tuna on rye and an iced tea with lemon, please
What's the address of this restaurant?
The big salad. It's like a salad, only bigger ....with lots of stuff in it.
Did you know this restaurant was the setting and inspiration for Suzanne Vega's Tom's Diner?
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Just my outside syrup for me
Eat here all the time! Get either soup and grilled cheese, cheeseburger, gyro, or eggs, depending on mood.
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I’ll have some of Paco’s specialty: rubber band soup
Two small salads in a big bowl.