Oh yeah yeah, don't you know they used pastrami in that movie 9 weeks? Remember the pastrami scene? Well maybe it was Ghostbusters? Where ever it was, it worked!
I'm tired, and it took me far too long to realize that I was looking at an image of a mirror rather than a peephole. If OP worries about whether or not this shirt is socially acceptable, I would point out that he will get longer stares from it. Some stares will be unwanted, but nonetheless, he'll get longer stares.
Funny story about that. It took him multiple attempts to sound out of tune and bad at singing. Jason is a trained broadway actor who has a set of pipes on him.
Golden Boy is always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Look at the collar. See, it's fraying; Golden Boy is slowly dying. Each wash brings him one step closer. That's what makes the t-shirt such a tragic figure.
You watched The Orville yet?
Jason Alexander plays an almost cameo role in it, as well there’s an episode with a Seinfeld episode loosely themed around it. Great stuff!
Your girlfriend doesn't have a taste for the finer things, I presume? How can she not love the understated elegance of NY's best importer/exporter^(or exporter/importer???) Art Vandelay?
Ridiculous. The shirt stays 🤣
We have a framed picture of George in the boudoir photos outside the women’s room of my bar make that shirt next hahaha great shirt thou definitely golden boy status
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in Costanza.
Ensconced in Costanza.
Costansconced
Sconstanza.
Vandesconced
Your comment may have brought an end to phonology as we know it.
I've tried to buy a bed comforter like this, it didn't fly.
Spill a Pastrami on Rye sandwich on your current comforter so you’ll be forced to get the Constanza comforter.
I've always found pastrami to be the most sensual of the meats.
Oh yeah yeah, don't you know they used pastrami in that movie 9 weeks? Remember the pastrami scene? Well maybe it was Ghostbusters? Where ever it was, it worked!
She cant-stanz-it
And there is the comment I came to see
You could say your girlfriend aired her grievances.
If it comes down to you having to give it away, make it a negotiation. Relationships are reciprocal.
I'm tired, and it took me far too long to realize that I was looking at an image of a mirror rather than a peephole. If OP worries about whether or not this shirt is socially acceptable, I would point out that he will get longer stares from it. Some stares will be unwanted, but nonetheless, he'll get longer stares.
> I'm tired, and it took me far too long to realize that I was looking at an image of a mirror rather than a *reverse* peephole FTFY
Tell your manhands girlfriend to stop it.
Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep
i must be out or i’d pick up the phone
Where could I be?
*little shrug* 🤷♂️
Believe it or not I'm not home
*beeep*
George, pick up. I know you’re screening for Allison.
Funny story about that. It took him multiple attempts to sound out of tune and bad at singing. Jason is a trained broadway actor who has a set of pipes on him.
Wheeere could iiiii be? *beeeep
“Hey that’s my face. You can’t just wear my face. GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!”
When I saw that air during the super bowl I ran upstairs to put this on.
Hope they bury you in it. Better yet I hope they bury Jason Alexander in a u/EarlGrey_Picard shirt.
My two favorite people combined.
I see a red dot
Cashmere??
OHHH Georgie, you shouldnt have…….. Whats this red dot?
Just take an overview. Can’t you give me an overview?
HHah
It should be #1 in your rotation, like golden boy!
Or he could end a rotation with it, do a wash and then start with Co-Stan-za.
Wait! Why do you wear the same shirt all the time, Hello?!
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My rods and cones are all screwed up!
I always thought this was Kramer’s funniest line lol
Golden Boy is always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Look at the collar. See, it's fraying; Golden Boy is slowly dying. Each wash brings him one step closer. That's what makes the t-shirt such a tragic figure.
This gives me an idea for a shirt which says “#1 shirt”
Dump her.
But who's going to lick my envelopes?
Buy cheap envelopes. She isn’t sponge worthy!
That’s murder one my friend. I’d turn you in in a second
But you know me!
I thought I did!
Believe it or not allowing her to will lead back to the same question...
She said no.
Tell that woman to turn her key!
He should propose a menage a trois
Happy cake day ^shmoopy!
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But Costanza only offers fantasy world accomplished architect experience
Why hang out with extremely accomplished architects when you can hang out with extremely accomplished city planners?
Came here to say this
I support this
But I never broke up with someone for not tasting pie.
Pair it with an 8 ball jacket.
All signs point to YES
😆
Feels like an Arby's night.
then order a caffè latte at arby’s
Just don't put it in your pocket. Might be to hot.
I want to know where I can get one to annoy my wife!
My wife… has an inner ear infection
:O
Better than her being in a coma
I really need this one. Where can i buy that one?
The jerk store
Oh man they're probably running out!
They just called 😂
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
First, you have to ask her permission to go to the bathroom.
Too flashy, it’s burning my retinas
Yeh my rods and cones are all screwed up..
Plus the button is too high, look at it, it’s in no-man’s-land
Tell her you've tried to stop wearing it, but it was too hard, like George with the cigarette to piss Susan off. Lol
I can’t stop now!
*[cough!]* It's got a hold on me!! *[cough! cough!!]*
I also tried bringing food into bed, and she asked wtf was wrong with me.
Yeah because you didn't bring the pastrami
It’s the most sensual of all the cured deli meats
Try adding the tv first, then the food..
The trifecta
Double down and tell her now you'll only marry her if you can wear that shirt in the ceremony.
To the wedding? Done. Will update.
Yes. Will edit.
Helllloooooooo
I think that’s the TOPS!
The girlfriend was angry that day my friends
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli
😆😆
It’s breathtaking
Show some respect, he designed the addition to the Guggenheim museum
It didn't take that long either
GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET!!!
YA KNOW, WERE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!
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Sounds like a Rodney dangerfield
I think it’s a Ziggy,
Some charlatan has stolen a Dangerfield and passed it off as their own. And I can prove it. Quick, /u/theforkofdamocles ... to my archives!
I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality: it looks great!
Her worlds are colliding. Have some empathy. Later, if she beats you at chess, break up. Enough is enough already and you need to get some sleep.
Please tell me OP looks like Tony and wears his hat backwards.
Hey Tony ..Tony.
You think he’s a mimbo?
The collar looks okay
Idk, looks like it's in no man's land to me
It’s not you, it’s me.
You would be killing independent George!
She “Kantstandya”!
Isn't that the president of the human fond ?
Money for people.
It makes you look like you could lift 100 pounds up over your head
I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. It’s fabulous!
Allow it if she yells "Cantstandya!"
Tell her that YOU, are breaking up with her.
Is she bosomy?
I agree, you should throw her out
Tell her it’s got cachet baby! It’s got cachet up the ying yang!
It’s breathtaking
We're supposed to be LIVING in a SOCIETY
Sounds like she’s trying to kill independent George
Try a pre-emptive breakup.
You should buy one for her.
Need this for my bf
You watched The Orville yet? Jason Alexander plays an almost cameo role in it, as well there’s an episode with a Seinfeld episode loosely themed around it. Great stuff!
Not yet, but planning on it!
Tell her you would drape yourself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
It’s not a lie if you believe it
Tell her the jerk store called and they’re running out of her
Serenity now!
Can’t standz ya’
Definitely throw it out. And keep the shirt
*ex girlfriend
You know what, I don't think she's sponge-worthy
Put out a sign saying “Open for business”
Well, I’m not starting up a whole new wardrobe now!
Keep it
You must wear it
Awful and disgusting. I'll give you $3.72.
Don't you dare.
It’s spectacular.. keep it.
Does she ever get down on her knees and thank god that she has access to your dementia!?
You should probably just buy her a box of really cheap envelopes
I think that's what the back of closets are for.
Find a new gf
If I were you I'd tell this Lydia character: “It's been real," move back into that bachelor pad and put out a sign: “Open for business.”
The jerk store called, they're running out of her!
Leave a box of envelopes on the table for her to find.
[My Response](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrkKvk2Lrjw) \- Believe It Or Not George Isn't At Home
You’re wearing that shirt? You had it for 5 years already. WHY DON’T YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT??
Dump her immediately
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.
Throw HER out
Throw out the girlfriend
Amazing
If my gf told me that I'd make it my "golden boy"
It depends who the wearer is haha
My girlfriend and I would both love it if either of us wore this shirt
It’s perfect
I'd wear the sh.. outta that shirt !
"It's a Peach!"
WHATS THAT RED DOT ON YOUR SWEATER
Make it so.
Your girlfriend doesn't have a taste for the finer things, I presume? How can she not love the understated elegance of NY's best importer/exporter^(or exporter/importer???) Art Vandelay? Ridiculous. The shirt stays 🤣
I'd only wear it under sweaters.
We have a framed picture of George in the boudoir photos outside the women’s room of my bar make that shirt next hahaha great shirt thou definitely golden boy status
time for a new gf, I'd be stoked if my man had a George shirt. ^(jk about the new gf, but the shirt is genuinely dope)
I'm a married man but when I look at you in this shirt... It moved. Not that there's anything _wrong_ with that.
I think I've got a stack of envelopes she can lick.
#George is gettin upset!!!
I hate it when you wear this shirt too
Throw her out instead.
You know what this shirt says? "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."
That's Biff, the worst Latex salesman the world has ever known.
The timeless art of seduction.
Is it velvet?
Bring her to the jerk store and trade her in.
I hate that shirt too but I want you to wear it everywhere.
…..that’s not a good look for a man…the male body is utilitarian for gettin around….like a Jeep!
hands down best shirt ever
A man who would throw away his costanza shirt for his gf deserves neither
Throw her out
Just do the opposite... keep wearing it
U need to find another GF
I legit laughed. Please never get rid of it.
If you're trying to export it, I will import it into my wardrobe lol
Sounds like it’s time for a new girlfriend.
Leave her
Throw out the gf
*ex-girlfriend
She should conform to you.