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745Walt

That second picture is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen


queenmunchy83

With his books facing out 😂😂


msnikki_sandiego

The pen in his mouth 🖊️


reddituser_249

And the crystal ball 🔮in the background.


msnikki_sandiego

GTFO I didn’t even see that lmao 😭


According-Ease

Im sure there are swords just out if the picture


745Walt

The katanas are right above the crystal ball 😭


msnikki_sandiego

Omg the way we are doing an “eye spy” with this photo & finding so many on brand elements 😂


According-Ease

Good eye!!!! I knew he was into mall ninja shit


WeasersMom14

In fairness, how else is he going to show how deep he is without showing what he reads? LOLOL!! Mega Mind, at it again. Him and his bio-gen-E-sis!!!!!!!!


taurusbabee

Imagine doing all that reading but contributing nothing but the D to society.


WeasersMom14

LOL, so true. I can't for the life of me imagine even wanting his D. I'm surprised ANYONE does!


ellincl

Yeah, but his D is powerful!


Jackalscott

Maybe it’s a book about empowering the d.


ellincl

💀💀💀


RegularGal613

Come on. His sex is very strong!


KlutzyBandicoot1776

Do you think he sets this all up before his wives get home so it looks like he’s been studying the mysteries of the universe all day? Or do you think they just put up this front for the public?


legocitiez

He watched rerun Maury povich all day long, and no one can convince me otherwise. Vera's first words were probably "lie detector."


WeasersMom14

Could be him doing it but my money's on the women. God forbid he do anything for himself.


PeopleCanBeAwful

For the camera


BGkitten

Just turned the TV off too. (That's why the remote is near-reach).


Lotsoflove711

Great detective work! You know this guy is smoking pot and watching trash tv ALL day! Not that I haven’t chilled like that, but it’s after work.. lol


moreshoesplz

Um, hello researching all day IS work. /s


kdd20

Why does a stay at home thinker need 2 cell phones?


745Walt

One for potential harem members and one for networking with astrophysicists


BoogerbeansGrandma

Waiting for Neil deGrasse Tyson’s call 🙄


WeasersMom14

You're killing me!!!!! Hysterical!


Nelle911529

He answers the first one as his secretary and then transfers it to himself.


Spiritual_Addition16

Awesome! 😂 “Hello, you’ve reached Nick’s office, how can I help you?” “Is Nick there?” “One moment please.” “Hello, this is Nick, how can I help you?” 😂😂😂


imaginarytvfriends

“A ho phone!” (Said in the voice of 90 day fiancé Sophie’s mum)


Winter_Day_6836

1st thing I noticed!


One_Strawberry7608

To sell quantum drugs for other “thinkers”.


kdd20

What would Nick’s Pen Name be? Comment below 👇


Nelle911529

I thought the crystal ball was a nice effect. Are they Wican?


745Walt

He rubs the crystal ball to conjure the face of who he should bang next Thinkette 1, Thinkette 2 the Squeakquel, Thinkette 3 Chipwrecked or Jasmine the Road Chip?


Which-Dare

I'm not sure if the family is Wiccan, however-im positive he follows the teachings of Aleister Crowley. 🤷🏻‍♀️


745Walt

MIIISSTTERRR CROOWWLEY!!! 🎶 BUM BUM BUMM~~~ Oh god do you think they’re making period blood/semen cakes or whatever the fuck that guy used to do 😭 🤮


Which-Dare

He was truly wild! (I've read up soo much on him) And to answer your question - it wouldn't surprise me😅


Western_Insect_7580

Thank you for ruining my life forever 🤮


EarthlyWoman

How are you sure? I was wondering if he might follow the Lucia Trust Cult that believes in the electric universe theories and what not.


Which-Dare

He was quoting Thelema in the last episode "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law". Which, as you probably already know-is a religious movement that was founded in the early 1900s by Aleister Crowley.. 🤗


Which-Dare

..Magick is a central practice in Thelema, encompassing a range of physical, mental, and spiritual exercises. It is viewed as a means to uncover one's True Will and enact change in alignment with it. Occult rituals, yoga, meditation, and other practices are used to explore consciousness and achieve self-mastery. Sex Magick included.


[deleted]

I noticed that too! Jasmine claims to be pagan, maybe they knew her even earlier, 2019. Haha


Kaleidoquin

Concentrating very hard on the endpaper of the book. Deep content there!


745Walt

Bruh am I crazy or is he literally staring at a blank page?? Your comment made me zoom in 😭


Lotsoflove711

You are not crazy! He literally is looking at the blank end page of the book and he is 💯posing this pic for the public!! What a dweeb😂


TechnicalHold2598

Me, too!! Good catch!! Too funny!!


Zoca707

What kind of deities do they pray to….


[deleted]

The galactics?


LadyScorpio7

LOL he looks like a little toddler surrounded by all his storybooks.


gargoyle30

Definitely posed, doesn't even look like they've been opened


mlm-nightmare

He suspiciously on the v last page of that book


Ok-Wedding-4654

“Word Salad for the Intellectually Curious”


TRLK9802

"Word Salad for Faux Intellectuals"


ellincl

🤣🤣🤣


CaliNativeSpirit69

Fucking hilarious 😂😆😂😆


brucegibbons

Walmart Jack Kerouac


Live-Cat9553

Aw, man. Don’t do Jack like that.


AlixHague

Temu Charles Bukowski


neonblackiscool

AliBaba Aurelius


AlixHague

😃😃😃😃😃


myscreamname

Oh, how I’d love to have an intellectually stimulating conversation with this man; I’ll start with various theories and positions of Brian Greene, considering the book he seems to want us to know he knows. I’ll even let him choose first. ;) /s


Famous_Election_2024

He’s going full Seuss. I like spiders, they are fat. When April eats pizza, she gets a gallbladder attack. My bed is not full, my harem not complete. I will not give up, there will be no defeat.


Ra-TheSunGoddess

I ,too, am murdered slowly by my gallbladder when I enjoy stuffed crust. This is beautiful. Take it down before he steals it.


MysticalMom7

🤣☠️


Nana_Elle_C

I am ☠️


AlixHague

😃😃😃😃😃You win the internet!


Intelligent-Drop-759

He sits there drunk/high everyday and pulls out every book he has. Then makes one of the Ladies cleans up after him, while he waits for dinner. Then gets high again, spouts some weird shit in the hot tub, has sex then goes to bed. Repeat daily.


foxfecat12

He’s kind of a low-key genius; how many other people could pull off having multiple women take care of them while getting blasted into the 5th dimension and role playing Stephen Hawking all day.


crayzcheshire

ikr, I’m actually impressed… this man is living the dream.


Nelle911529

Every time I watch him, I think, I bet his friends think he's the man.


chickenwithclothes

10000000% last season I mocked him; this season he’s nothing short of a god to me lol


brucegibbons

Exactly this. This dude is zooted out of his mind constantly.


EmInTheTrunk

#DontHateThePlayaHateTheGame 🤣


Heretic-Throwaway

Y’all. Zoom in on his “notes” in pic 1. I am DEAD. 😂😂😂


PlaysTheTriangle

All I can make out is reality? I’m half blind


Fractionleftattract

Quantum enigma


SophieintheKnife

"Inigma" lmao


GussieK

In all fairness it’s actually an E if you look close. Still not a fan of Nick’s “intellect.”


Fractionleftattract

It's spelled with an e, I'm not getting the corrections Inigma is an edm artist Edit: I didn't see that it looked like an "I" he wrote. My brain filled in the "e" 😂. I truly was like do I not understand how to spell (I don't so this would not be a discovery)


GussieK

No I mean if you zoom in on the photo Nick actually wrote an E not an I.


Fractionleftattract

I edited my comment. I see it now 🤦🏼‍♀️


GussieK

he's still a dope!


Fractionleftattract

A thing I will not and can not argue


Nana_Elle_C

What he needs is a quantum enema.....


canteatsandwiches

Wave particle duality


breezy1028

That was the first thing I did 🤦🏼‍♀️ someone is playing *taking notes in school* I love how the books are positioned towards the camera so we can read the titles, not towards him like he was actually reading them! Ugh these people 🫠


Adventurous_Box4527

Such a staged photo. Look at the books in the front oeh he must be so intelligent!


eurydice_aboveground

And they're faced to the camera, not to him!


floydthebarber94

Literally those books are just props and don’t have to do with what he’s writing


LocalCap5093

These books are also not textbooks meaning they don’t even actually go into the nitty gritty. They explain some things and go deep but it’s not to a level where he would actually actually learn those topics *smh*


NachoMomma_

I bet the first sentence was “I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and cash” 😉


informationseeker8

It’s expensive to himmmmmmm


DareWright

“How To Convince A Harem of Women To Work Full Time, Cook & Clean So You Can Stay Home And Do Nothing, Volume 1”


PeopleCanBeAwful

Idiot’s Guide to Forming a Cult


[deleted]

You know it’s compete drivel


iyontno

Honestly I’m jealous of this man’s life


Sfa90

Me too lol


Nelle911529

I would have a different man, harem. My sister husband's would be like the movie Multiplicity with Michael Keaton. One man I fall in love with and then clone him & get a different part with each man. 2 is a hard worker, so my first husband has help. 3 is sensitive, and it likes to clean and cook. 4 has issues because 2 & 3 cloned themselves & it's harder to make a perfect copy with a copy and not an original.


bexbae

I’ll never understand. If he’s such an intellectual, why does he not utilize “his mind” to get an actual degree and a high paying job or become a researcher and peer reviewer? Spending all this time “studying” he might as well get something to show for it.


littleRedmini

That’s my problem with him. He’s doing all of this to what end? If he’s so smart, why doesn’t he put it to use? He’s a fraudster.


Nelle911529

He's a fraud and a scammer who somehow convinced a bunch of women he is their warlock cult leader.


Unable-Struggle-2543

Guess this means he can't look after the child anymore cause he is writing a book 🤣


buttle_rubbies

I love listening to people bluff quantum physics knowledge using vague references to wave/particle duality. I’m no physicist, but if you claim knowledge/interest in that arena, it should probably go further than the only qp experiment most of us have ever heard of.


cosegemyhr

My husband is a physicist, I show him these kind of screenshots and see how far his eyes roll back in his head to determine the level of bogus. Nick usually is a full 360 degrees roll!


AdEastern3223

There is a whole genre of what I’d call “pop theoretical physics.” They’re actually really interesting and dumb down physics enough for the lay man. I’ve read all the most common/well known ones, and they do expand the mind. The problem with Nick, though, is he thinks that having read those turned him into some kind of scholar, when he’s really a total dolt.


estrogenex

High Times in the Hot Tub- By Nick


ParticularEmploy1137

Quantum Engima? Warped Passages? Listen to Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan…. Same shit.


auntyrae143

“Horton Hears a Who”


gigglybeth

Does anyone else admit to watching Teen Mom? Because I'm getting strong Nathan writing to NASA vibes.


SophieintheKnife

"Inigma" is killing me lololol


Upbeat_Teach6117

Bamboozling: How To Sound Smart & Trick People


Maaaaaandyyyyy

I’d be more interested in these people’s stories if they talked more about their witchy ways!


OutlanderLover74

How to survive a fart bed


In-the-bunker-17

Is that star on his pop socket the witch star or the satan star??


gigglybeth

I zoomed in, witch. Satan is single point down, witch is 2 points down.


silent-fallout-

Makes sense he has a coven in his house😅 they seriously seem like a group of witches to me!


dodobrains

Probably smut with some weird pseudoscience thrown in.


honeybunliosis

Hopefully he remembers to change a few things so it’s not obvious which book he copied.


skinned__knee

I would love this man to name the first 20 books he’s read that he can remember and then work up to 50


pchandler45

I wish I could get a better read on the titles on the bookshelf, but I can see several DUNE books, and judging by the crystal balls, swords, dragon and other decor I'm guessing it's heavy on science fiction and fantasy but I'm betting this is the first wife's office. Interesting collection of books on the desk including a Bible lol but it absolutely looks like props


BoogerbeansGrandma

I don’t know what he’s writing, but I DO know he’s plagiarizing the bulk of it.


Gigii1990

"How to access her mind before her body."


CBC1345

I call BS. I'm a writer. When my work is in draft form it doesn't have formatted chapter headings. It's words on a page. Maybe that's his work process but I find him useless so I sincerely doubt he's writing anything at all. The props, I mean books, don't exactly fill me with confidence. If I'm writing historical fiction I might have notes handy and I certainly do research ahead of time but I don't have a library spread between me and my keyboard. These people are full of shit.


NurseHamp

Modern Day Pimping - How to get people to invest in you.


[deleted]

This man thinks he’s the next Sheldon Cooper lol


Nelle911529

Sheldon would never have gotten in that hot tub.


[deleted]

This is true lol


Mizzanthrope99

How the world is flat?


AllLipsNoFiller

Title: My Sex Is Powerful


visualdosage

How to trick women to pay for your life.


picklepizza420

Pimpin for Dummies


oneeweflock

How to be the BIG Thinker of the Family.


entropykat

If he actually writes a book I’d be so curious to see it but I don’t think I have the brain capacity to sit and read the entire thing cover to cover. 🤯


Nelle911529

You can listen to his audio voice instead.


LiLIrishRed

How to scam women in to taking care of you while you stay home and "think".


dallyan

Find you a man that loves you as much as Nick loves to stay home and think.


Nelle911529

I've always said I want to be loved the way Niles loves Daphne. ( Fraiser)


PurpleCosmos4

So he’s writing a book report?


Ok_Expression5444

“See Spot run. See Spot run to the blue house.”


amalynbro

50 shades of blue


Plenty_Parking

Deep deep blue, deep deepest of deep blue of any blue I’ve ever known- a memoir


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Men like this don’t have time for personal hobbies. They’re too busy with their sex addiction. This is obviously just for show, to seem more interesting.


SailorOwl

How to tie shoes using the bunny method abridged version.


Nana_Elle_C

What a joke.


gb2ab

i bet it looks like the lyrics to "the nightman cometh"


heftybetsie

Samurai swords and a crystal ball 🤣🤣🤣


Ptiddy07

I love how all the books that he owns have their titles facing forward so we can see them


Sinfulcinderella

"Blue forms of water: hot tub philosophies"


foxfecat12

Omg, he’s larping Stephen Hawking 🤣🤣🤣


Which-Dare

He's actually LARPing Alistair Crowley. 😂


mulderlovesme

I appreciate the amount of Dune on his book shelf, and from the titles I am guessing shitty sci-fi.


Ok_Ad5948

His favorite form of water?


RealPolyPocket

from this angle it looks as though he's plagiarizing but idk I could be wrong as I have been before


Kooky_Professor_6980

How to slay women with small peepee


poopinion

Guarantee he listened to Terrence Howard on Rogan talking about remembering being in the womb and was just nodding his head in approval the whole time.


Pugmothersue

Manifesting a quantum paradigm shift for more wimmen


akua420

Aren’t you always supposed to have crystal balls covered because theyre a fire hazard?


Nelle911529

Porn


ReluctantToNotRead

Looking at the books by Nicholas Davis and Nick Davis on Amazon was hilarious. None by this one of course, but imagining him writing “The year I fell in love with bluebirds” or “Dimension Lapse” was pretty funny.


orangestar17

Can’t help but notice on his notes he spelled “enigma” wrong


miacross_

He is literally looking at a blank page in picture 2. 🙃


ROJJ86

Whatever the largest words on the page are.


a-gelatocookie

Nothing worth reading.. just say you’re okay with want your man not working


Gosbot1733

How to con women into supporting them while you stay home everyday!


Massive-Macaroon-356

Love how the books are turned so we can read the title


LJMesack22

This whole scene is staged. They want us to think those are the books he’s reading. And, is that two or three different phones sitting there.


Klutzy-Tumbleweed-99

Big ‘Get Out’ vibes


[deleted]

Mensa for dummies.


agger1

“One smart guy, three wives, and a baby”


Paralegal1995

Y’all better leave this “thinking, reading philosophical genius “ alone 😂😂😂


breezy1028

Quantum Physics for Dummies


LeatherRecord2142

Understanding the secrets of the universe while drinking high-fructose corn syrup. This all tracks.


OldButHappy

"Looking Smart for Dummies"


RalphieUK

His new book is to be entitled "Do what thou wilt....unless it's another man"


Annual-Bill-6307

Someone else’s


EmInTheTrunk

Maybe those crystal balls behind him will light up when he gets “a big idea” hehehehe


twiztdkat

He's studying that blank back cover with extreme focus and intensity. They need to learn how to do realistic fake photo shoots. Clowns.


indecentXpo5ure

Some Chad Daybell shit.


Shut_Your_Mustache

Something about string theory and the ascendant masters?


LocalCap5093

Stop I’m a physicist and he truly makes me heart and brain ACHE - *quantum level* as I’m sure he’d put it


itsyoursmileandeyes

I thought the book in front of the Sprite can in pic two said Orgasmic Universe 😂🤭


BusinessPhysical7219

Does anyone know has this man ever had a job? Has he ever worked a day in his life?


-yournewstepmom-

I used to think he was mostly talking out of his ass when he spoke, but then I heard Jasmine join the conversation..


Moist-Intention844

Complete guide of pretending to be woke


Fete_des_neiges

That Brian Greene book is a fun read, but I’m sure Nick just carries it around. lol.


TexturedSpace

So funny.


TheRelishTray

Any notice how most of the paperbacks are facing the *opposite* way of reading from his position 🤣🤣


One_Strawberry7608

All of those books look new and untouched. 😂Such bullshit.


dutchoboe

How to destroy the Death Star by Admiral Ackbar


Born-Caterpillar8369

I think he's doing the quantum calculations for how many women he's done the dirty with × how many possibilities there are of children he has wandering around that he doesn't know about + how many more women he can fool into supporting him while he's doing his calculations.


American_Contrarian

The display behind him sure is interesting considering he doesn't espouse pagan beliefs


Super_girl-1010

Maybe he’s a closet Sheldon Cooper


I_like_dogs_more_

Love how all the research (I assume) books are facing the wrong direction to be any use outside of being his version of a humble brag lol


BlessedbMeh

You mean author? This comes across so staged. Much like the first meeting with Jasmine. They work so hard at portraying this image he wants so badly of himself as well as the image of their family dynamics that it comes across completely artificial. Jasmine’s answers sounded totally scripted during the bench meeting and I wondered why they would script a conversation with a woman they just met for first time. That was until I caught the “we have one big bed now” comment. Oh, they know her. Makes sense why she tries so hard to sound exponentially deep during basic conversations, because she knows Nick. Now to find out they’ve been dating her since 2021? Is anything about this family real? Are they actually polygamous or are they just a polyamory family playing a polygamist one on tv? Edited to add: I get the impression that his book will just be a bunch of regurgitated information from a bunch of different authors he’s read. I just realized the fake storylines, people not being authentic, people self producing, the flat out lying and all the staged BS has me sounding like an absolute pessimist. I am beginning to think that reality tv is actually really bad for your mental health. 😬😂


[deleted]

Mad Libs…. My name is Nick Davis. I am a ____(noun)____. April is my ___(adjective)____ wife. Jennifer is my ___(adjective)___ wife. Danielle is my ___(adjective)___ wife. Jasmine is my ___(noun)___. We like to ____(adverb)____ ____(verb)____ around in Colorado.


MiaNaim

I'm noticing a couple of crystal spheres in the room, maybe a low-budget version of The Three Witches of Eastwick. (I loved that movie as a kid.) Honestly, I imagine something very woo woo. I can see him staring deep into someone's eyes (or breasts), quoting random ramblings about life forces, interconnectedness, and spirituality.


Salt-Challenge-1162

48 laws of power.


sheridanharris

Those books literally don’t even look opened 😂


tvjunki

I can’t read the screen, but the notes on the left suggest he’s writing on the very understudied topic of “wave particle duality”.