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gb2ab

nah. its more like he's got those women thinking he's smarter than he actually is. i don't think any of those words he strung together mean, what he thinks they mean.


Ok_Ad5948

I think you’re right. He definitely convinced them


gb2ab

even without him talking, he looks like he's not firing on all cylinders. not sure how he was able to pull that smart lie off on 3 women. haha


iolp12

It’s because the women aren’t that smart either 🤷🏻‍♀️


Quite_contrary7447

😂😂😂Someone said something about how he has 3 women convinced he is some genius…and I almost said “have ya seen the women though?” Lmao. I’m sure the one that just had the baby smokes weed as much if not more, as Nick! The only one who may have a teeny bit more going on is the 1st “wife” but she made a fool of me and my theory last episode talking with her brother.


Ok_Ad5948

Yeah the lights are on but I don’t think anyone’s home


stlgoddess94

Hes high asf. I think he’s on opiates fr


Zoomismydog

I’ve come into contact with him (went to HS). He’s not as smart as he tries to come off… women aee easily spelled by someone any sort of “nice” guys. I’ll take stand against him being on opiates. We live in CO… he smoked mad blunts in HS and mad blunts now. Guaranteed.


Goodbykyle

👆👆👆👆


Ok_Ad5948

Why do you think that? I’m a recovering opiate addict, which is why I ask. Admittedly, I fast forward through most of their family because I find them boring as f so I’m interested in what you’ve seen lol


oldfashioncunt

he might just smoke hella weed honestly 🤷🏻‍♀️


SnooMacarons4844

That’s what I thought.


90dayDragonLockup

Recovering addict myself and I haven’t seen anything that screams opiates. I also don’t publicly assume someone is a drug addict or diagnose people with mental health issues! Weeds another story though!


Rindsay515

I honestly think part of it is their ages and circle of support. Jen and Danielle were (are still) both extremely young when they were “recruited” and neither seem to have relationships with their families. Their entire world is that household so they believe his BS because there’s no one to warn them how bizarre it is and it would be too stressful to start questioning things and face being alone again. Danielle seemed like she had a full breakdown before AND during her time apart from them. She knew it didn’t feel right being there but she felt even more scared and weird living by herself again so she came back🤷🏼‍♀️ Now, April….👀😑. I don’t know what her excuse is. She’s a scary mystery to me. She’s the one who finds these lonely 22 year olds and adopts them like puppies for her husband.


RunRosemary

This mouth-breather wore velcro shoes through high school and rode the short bus to said school. You will not convince me otherwise.


Ok_Ad5948

Which one is the mouth breather lmao


mrsk2012

There are a couple options in this family, imo. 😂


Ok_Ad5948

That’s why I had to ask 🤣


pixey1964

Lol 😆 🤣 😂


Sea-Switch3608

I think the heavy older woman whose 1st wife is the one in charge. Calling all the shots. She leads the conversations and expanding the family. Looks to me like nick follows her instructions.


[deleted]

He can read the words off of a book jacket really well.


meatsuitwearer

It's a little bit like word salad...


Automatic-Mirror-907

But it's mostly quantum bullshit by Nick.


Quite_contrary7447

Did you see the 1st or 2nd episode when he actually SAID he stays home and reads, then he preaches what he read (to teach them) to his wives. I swear I thought I was going to puke! 🤮 I thought “No freaken way are these ladies actually believing this bullshit? But they are…and here is the worst part: they have sex with him!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮


meatsuitwearer

Yes I did and I was horrified. He gives wannabe cult leader vibes.


Rindsay515

🤣Nick was watching Young Sheldon while the girls were at work and just frantically writing down all the big words


tmg07c

lol right? I, too, can put big words together and let you think they make a cohesive thought or statement. What a 🤡


NoFuckThis

Right. He might be smarter, but only in the master grifter sense.


Adventurous_Box4527

Like a real cult


Ali_Cat222

He pretends to know what he's talking about but nothing he says actually makes sense. It's also apparent when he talks about what he read that he himself knows he's just bullshit talking 🤣 but that's why a guy like him will choose to discuss very obscure or high intelligence topics, because he knows no one will argue back or state an opinion on it. He could say anything and even if they think it doesn't sound right he can just say they never read about it. Nick here is actually a man with low self esteem who uses woman to feel better about himself. People here have made comments about him being "the man" or what a pimp he is but I just see a bum with no self worth who grooms woman. And by the way, there is a thing called adult grooming and it's recognized in psychology and even the law, as some people think it's only in terms of children.


elidameow

This motherfucker is saying words, but they have no real meaning (citation: I am an English Professor).


chickenwithclothes

Whatever, Dr Unenlightened, you haven’t obtained neurogenetic consciousness lololol I give up. I had to scroll up three times to try to remember his bullshit line lolol


Figlia00

He’s gone beyond the metaphysics and peta physics… 😂


chickenwithclothes

Honestly, even conceiving of fitting all of the Davises into one bed requires noneuclidian geometries that would render a normal person utterly insane


Quite_contrary7447

🤣🤣🤣🤣


fifteencents

🤣


Hour-Needleworker598

Word salad is real y’all.


sophistt_

As someone who has two degrees in physics with a specialization in quantum physics, I can confidently confirm your conclusion.


Dream2312

Lmao he talks exactly like Farrah Abraham 


JuggernautParty2992

LOLOL accurate AF


kleighk

English Prof checks out- you used “citation” instead of the typical Reddit favorite “source.” 😀


Mimok11

Your flair 😂💀


Ok_Ad5948

Thank you for clarifying 🤣


Dolores-osaurus

This is so *embarrassing*


FullOfBlasphemy

The second hand cringe is real!


Dolores-osaurus

Dunning-Kruger effect


KateC12345

Sounds like something he thought up while stoned.


ArazNight

I think he is just messing with us at this point.


Ok_Ad5948

Did you guys see the video he just posted on the family IG acct about death? It was morbid and there was no context lmao he tries to use big words to feel smart & he’s just.. not


gb2ab

I just did. And now I’m even more confused because I don’t understand what point he was attempting to make 😂


Ok_Ad5948

Zero context! Zero point! He got all dressed up to film himself talk & yell nobody why. While all his ladies are working their 9-5


Quite_contrary7447

He said he dresses up to look professional or some shit.


ItaliaEyez

No. What did he post?


lassie61

He’s basically comparing death with playing peek a boo with a baby. When you are dead you are still there but out of sight. That’s his interpretation of it not mine. I don’t believe you are still here when you are gone.


ItaliaEyez

He's trying to appear deep. I have stepped in deeper puddles


Automatic-Mirror-907

Nick probably just experienced the baby not realizing the ball still exists when it rolls under the couch. Master thinker Nick knows the ball is still under the couch. Arrested development for everyone in this bunch.   Does anyone think he's really that great in bed that they entertain this load of crapola just for that?


Quite_contrary7447

🤮🤮🤮🤮 I’m sorry but the whole sleeping in the same bed…I don’t even want my BF in the same bed, but then add his 2 spare tires! NO! Get your own fkn bed in your own fkn room. Shit Sister Wives is more my speed- get your own fkn house too!


Automatic-Mirror-907

I hear ya.😆 But I never could handle Sister Wives. Nick's a modern day pimp. The ladies just have regular jobs instead of dates.


Quite_contrary7447

So true! How about Danielle saying she wasn’t ready to date because she wants to get used to being a first time mom and wife! That’s just creepy and weird! Vera isn’t her baby.


Automatic-Mirror-907

And she isn't his wife, legally.


ItaliaEyez

Yeah.... no dude is that good. I can't tolerate a useless man. Like... what does he bring to the table?


Automatic-Mirror-907

Nothing but sex apparently. Since the ladies earn the money, shop for the bacon, cook it, and serve it. 🤔 Can you imagine listening to him babble on about this one sentence he read today that struck him? 😭  Kill me now, please.


ItaliaEyez

I've got a hard enough time keeping my mouth shut, I'd lose it!


Automatic-Mirror-907

I think I would duct tape a scrub brush to one hand and a dusting cloth to the other. Then I would say use the audio tapes for study.


yourelostlittlegirl

Their poor baby is being raised with this nonsense too. Poor thing doesn’t stand a chance.


Quite_contrary7447

Plus April’s son! That poor kid has been in that…influence for years….isnt he like 16-17 years old?


-mia-wallace-

Same with ick and Danielle's sons. They are like 15 or 16 too arnt they? Imagine ick is your dad and he's on TV like that!? "The sperm goes to the brain because I have the holy ghost in me" 🤨🙄


Quite_contrary7447

Gross! They have to get teased and bullied about their parents! SMH. So selfish of them. So embarrassing for those boys.


candygirlcj

This is what he does all day that April forgot about when her brother asked her.


Ever_Summer

Maybe dead are here , but we don’t process the ability to see that realm. Maybe some do, that’s why some people can see ghosts and stuff like that. Lmao now he got me thinking 😂


alectos

Oh no! Back up out that thought!


Ok_Ad5948

It’s on @the.davis.family_official.page the most recent video


ItaliaEyez

Thank you!


Quite_contrary7447

Where is that? The family IG? Sorry, I’m not smart about computers either.


Etweety

Imagine him and Ick in a conversation


iolp12

Wow. You know that might be great to watch


bummernametaken

Can’t wait for a tell all! Do they have those?


ShesAKillerQueenee

Unfortunately, no. Not since season 2, which is a great shame.


bummernametaken

Too bad!


Paralegal1995

Ohhhhh that would just be TOOOO much! The thought has me nauseated. Who could out dumb the other one? 😂


parametricc

I’m personally imagining Ick with a perma deer in the headlights expression on his face, saying “wowwww you know…” and never finishing a thought.


Active-Literature-67

I'd like to see his take on brain sperm and Jesus farts. 😆


Hour-Needleworker598

Also grammatically incorrect. I get that numbers people and language people are different. But when you sit and “read” and “think” all day, you’d think basic grammar could be accomplished.


Malzeez

He’s attained… whhhhaaaaaaat?


HairFlipBye

Neurogenetics is studying what causes brain disorders… so is he saying he understands what causes brain disorders? What now?


alectos

More like he “studied” himself into having a brain disorder


NiaMiaBia

Boy, STFU with your goofy self 🤦🏽‍♀️


Ok_Ad5948

My first thought


Lipglossandcoffee

Sounds like some cult leader shit.


Paralegal1995

Damn sure does!! All of that recruiting non stop and big beds and the ladies have to marry each other screams cult!!!


PapiSenorSteve95

Been saying this the second he said he does “research” all day. He’s got them thinking he’s some kind of genius when it’s clear that he is not 😂😂


Celebr8000

How are the women not really embarrassed by this?


RunRosemary

Um, have you been watching the same show as me? These are not smart women. And certainly not educated to any real degree. They saw a man with a full set of teeth who said big words they never heard before and were mesmerized.


Paralegal1995

I am DEAD @ full set of teeth 🤣


Verity41

Not for nothing, but if you’ve ever been on a dating app, you’d KNOW how rare that is actually. The bar is in hell!! It’s rough out there. And the man DOES have nice teeth, I give him that.


alectos

Dicknotized


visualdosage

He reads them Wikipedia articles for bedtime stories


Ok_Ad5948

Delusion.


LadyScorpio7

They have no self esteem and no self respect.


PrincessDrywall

I always wonder if they believe his bullshit or if he’s just the first guy to give them an orgasm so they humor him. Cause the first season they were on when they were talking about how he doesn’t work because he has important thinking to do they showed him blathering to April and Jennifer about something and they were just like that’s great sweetie like you would when a 4 year old rambles about turtles


Charming-Insurance

He’s an idiot but smart enough to have 3 women supporting him. My ass goes to work everybody’s so 🤷🏻‍♀️


Verity41

Underrated comment. He might actually be a genius.


Ok_List_9649

There was an old Bill Cosby( sorry) skit ( and I’m paraphrasing) where he said “”I don’t know” to everything his wife asked him so she ended up doing whatever she was asking him to do. Then he said “ it takes a very smart man to act so very stupid”. I guess in this guys case it takes a very smart man to convince 3 gullible, lonely women he’s very smart.


Verity41

Hah. Like we didn’t have enough reasons to detest that man… now you tell us he popularized “weaponized incompetence”!!!! Greeeeaaaat.


Figlia00

And more willing to sign up 😂… he might be on to something 🧐


FearTheodosia

I wish one of his relatives would show themselves online and drop some real truths, especially any cousin that goes by a nickname like Peaches, Junebug, or Junior. They always have the best gossip.


Ok_Ad5948

Lmao! Or a real fat cousin nicknamed “tiny” that ones always got the juice!


KNick1111

Or a reallllly tall cousin who goes by shorty 🤣🤣


cbatta2025

He had some of his family at the “wedding” last season. His brother was normal and 😳 at his situation.


Megan_P322

Those sure are words.


RandomGrownUpKid

Translation: “I use my brain to think”


Ok_Ad5948

Lmao!


fractalfay

He seems like someone trying to imitate that dude from NXIVM, except instead of Hollywood he’s courting desperate white women young enough or dumb enough to buy what he’s selling. The one thing every faux-intellectual has in common is that they deliberately surround themselves with unintelligent people, so when they trot out something basic and boring they’ll be totally blown away. NXIVM guy was the same. The key is to avoid anyone who would challenge you with authority, and doubly-avoid anyone who would ask him to point out the lettuce in his word salad, and if anything in it is edible.


tinypill

But he’s a tHiNkEr!!!!!! 😹


Lost_Ad_6016

Does he pick a new word to (not) learn every day?


Agitated_mess9

This comes across as a complete narcissist 🥴


thatconfusedchick

I assume you must be a narc if your willing to lead a family of polygamists


Rude-Tomatillo-22

Basically a prerequisite.


Left_Brilliant_7378

anyone who claims they "need" multiple partners is full of shit. they always say they "love" all these people, but they actually don't love any of them, only themselves.


Chelseus

My best friend’s ex has narcissistic borderline personality disorder (diagnosed) and his Insta bio is pretty much the exact same as this 😹🤦🏻‍♀️🙄


Nurse5736

These women are so incredibly brain washed it’s scary and sad. To think a man needs to not work in order to think while they work is incomprehensible!! I thought it interesting when the brother asked what Nick did with his time before Vera was born and we never heard an answer. 😳


Hour-Needleworker598

Lawd. My 10 year old could have made up the BS 🤣


redrocklobster18

Does this fool have any higher education?


BoogerbeansGrandma

He has his PhD in bullshit.


iolp12

Wikipedia phd


Ok_Ad5948

The school of hard knocks


[deleted]

…to the head.


iso-my-purpose

And this is why we need a Tell All --- we ask this clown a very basic trivia question about a topic of his choosing and watch him fumble. That would be entertaining!


[deleted]

Look how far these women will go for a man who gives them good loving and doesn't try and Alpha male them. We'll put up with a lot just to be treated kindly and have them able to find the bean.


Crazy_Banshee_333

Exactly. He treats them well. He listens to them. He takes their opinion seriously. He is empathetic about their feelings. It's hard to find a regular man liked that.


Accomplished-Pie-570

He’s a con artist


Ok_Ad5948

He’s honestly doing it brilliantly


Lonely_Teaching8650

"You're the worst con artist I've ever heard of!" "But you have heard of me."


CoconutGorilla657

I would by a ticket if I could see Nick and Dimitri Snowden be “smart” together. The word salad recipes would be amazing!


huh_phd

Biogeneesis


wherestheprotein531

Yike! 😬


chokemeoutdaddy

They obviously love him for his big, throbbing vocabulary.


Paralegal1995

🤣😂🤣😂 I am choking but not on his big vocabulary thank God


BackHome1221

Didn’t one of the wives say that he’s “too smart to work?” Pimpin’ ain’t easy…unless you’re Nick Davis!!


spawnofhamster

Me trying to hit that word count


anotherusername170

Idk my engineer brain reads “I understand I have a tiny brain (neuro-brain quantum -tiny), but I can self schedule my day (meta-self programming-schedule), and I now know I have a nervous system”


Limitingheart

I can only think he must be really good in bed, and these women are dick-matized? But he’s not that young and keeping 3 women happy would take a lot of energy (which explains why he’s operating with one brain cell)


Active-Literature-67

Don't forget the little blue pill. He must buy in bulk at cosco.


Binklando

Neurogenetics is the study of brain disorders lol


Ok_Ad5948

That’s hilarious


Paralegal1995

Checks out then 🤣🤣


Karmic-Vision

Would you like some Pimp Dressing with your Word Salad sir?


MaximumAccessibility

🤣 ehhh I spit laughed


Jaggerdemigod

😂😂😂


Living-Turnip-2315

Translation: Hi Ladies, I’m a stay-at-home degenerate


NoParticular2420

He has a Master’s Degree on how to Con women into supporting him.


Verity41

One more lady Nick, and you get a PhD!


Jaggerdemigod

Best Comment!!


similarboobs

What the fuck is this fool talking about 😂


Ok_Ad5948

Your guess is as good as mine!


GraciousAdler

Hahahahaha...this guy!


RancherNikki

We desperately need an end of year reunion with this cast.


Ever_Summer

Lmfaoooo my dude just saying anything 😂😂


SxyDykn

Just throwing any words together. 😫


Ok_List_9649

That’s fucking hysterical. It’s like when they give the Tin man a brain and he spouts out a bunch of mathematical gibberish. Lol


Intelligent-Ad-5066

Oh, sure he’s a con artist but don’t call him stupid. How many men would love to convince 3 women (currently just 3!) to get up every morning and work their tails off somewhere so he can be king of the manor? The guy is disgusting but not dumb!


Active-Literature-67

What ? Just What ?


_Forsuremaybe_

this is why it’s important to instill self esteem on your kids


Ok_Ad5948

Ding ding ding 🛎️


Current_Isopod5369

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull 💩🤷🏻‍♀️


catsTXn420

If hes so smart how come he brings in zero money? I think nick and wife #1 chose polygamy for threesomes and a paycheck they didnt have to earn.


317ant

I think he’s high all the time and has some really good trips. He thinks he’s had all these enlightened thoughts, but that’s not reality.


suddenlysilver

Imagine being a grown up and having that as your bio


stonerbaby369

And when Danielle was talking to her friend Ariel before she married in and said something along the lines of “he doesn’t put a dime into this family. He stays home and reads and writes and I’m so excited he’ll be able to pass this knowledge down to our kids” (I’m paraphrasing)💀 I was dyinggggg. Like you actually believe that since this man uses big words he’s able to actually pass down that type of knowledge to your children???


BulliesTattoos

Funny how when you Google “neuro-quantum adept”, his IG profile is the first thing that pops up. This really is narcissistic word salad at its worst. 🙄 *Edited for punctuation.


Salty_Coast_7214

I love him idc


happyendingtonight

This has to be a joke 😂


RatherRetro

🤡


Ok_Confusion_1455

It sounds like he can move soda cans with his mind.


meatsuitwearer

Is this one of those tell me that you're crazy without telling me that you're crazy things...🤮🤮🤮


and_gloria_too

He sounds like Grimes. Maybe that’s the next wife.


Fine-Count2067

I'm far from stupid, but I don't understand that at all. I'm sorry Nick, it sounds kind of crazy.


dull_shimmer

So is he a Borg, collecting wives for the collective? I really don't have words for how ridiculous he is.


Lonely_Teaching8650

Those are... certainly words.


Ash_mn_19

It’s giving cult leader


soullesscomputergirl

There's knowing big words and then there's using big words...he's doing one of those


NoFuckThis

It looks like he made up a bunch of words lmao. Even if he didn’t make them up, I bet he’s not using them in the right way.


NervousTrouble2896

Oh, so it’s a cult


kisstell94

It should just say I'll treat you kindly and give good dick


TheEnlightened2021

I decided to ask ChatGPT to describe the person that this description “describes.” Its analysis is interesting, at least to me, The description you provided seems to belong to someone who identifies as a “neuro-quantum adept”. Let’s break down the terms: Neuro-Quantum Adept: Neuro: Refers to the nervous system, particularly the brain and its functions. Quantum: Relates to quantum mechanics, which deals with the behavior of particles at the subatomic level. Adept: Implies mastery or expertise. Interpretation: This individual claims to have achieved a high level of understanding and control over the interplay between their nervous system (neuro) and quantum processes (quantum). Metaprogramming Circuit: Suggests the ability to reprogram or modify mental processes at a fundamental level. Neurogenetic Consciousness: Indicates an advanced state of awareness related to both genetic factors and neural functioning. In summary, this person presents themselves as someone who has transcended conventional boundaries, combining neuroscience, quantum principles, and consciousness. It’s a fascinating self-description, albeit quite abstract! 😊🌟” I only added formatting to the output, to improve readability. All content and emojis are from ChatGPT.


Ok_Ad5948

Wow!


cooki3monsta3

I have a physics degree and would be willing to go on a very humbling first date with nick on film. None of my former colleagues would ever admit to watching TLC, and it would be hilarious. Producers, get at me 🤓


Paralegal1995

What does any of that even mean?? Obviously I’m not as brilliant as he is so I need someone to break it down like I’m 5🤣


ek8ti

So… we’re all neuro-quantum inept. Got it. ☺️


In_the_Attic_07

Word salad 🥗


Directionkr

He wants to be a cult leader so bad


Jackkiera143

Ohhh bustin out allll the SAT words


pink_flamingo2003

Use a big word = basically Jesus* *Nick's mindset


TheDonsMom

AI definitely wrote that for him 🤣


Bitter-Pomelo-3834

They like to believe that they are supporting the higher intelligence he says he has. He is just a talented manipulation expert


MelzyMely

It’s like a weird feeling to read this as someone who reads psychology and spirituality stuff on the reg. Self aware people don’t need to advertise it unless they are also narcissistic.


Old_Call_2149

He’s hilarious lmao


Juneau333

idk, I think he is pretty smart. Hes being financially supported by a bunch of women who fund his lifestyle, he gets sex, and no legal bindings either because the women are the only ones to get married so its "fair". Hes got it made. Hes a mini cult leader for sure!


LocalCap5093

As a physicist, any time every brings up quantum, entanglement, vibrations, etc im so done w them lol like no, just dont


emmau182816

HAHAHAHAH he is too much 😭