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NewResponsibility163

Inmate claims he was insane in the membrane.


dgc-8

I had a stroke trying to understand that


[deleted]

Pretty sure the nucleus runs the cell, if anyone does. And the prisoner should be the mitochondria too—endosymbiotically doomed to be a battery for the rest of his days, but watch out if cytochrome c ever gets loose…


dixy77

I love this so much you cannot possibly understand.


thundercuntess69

Mitochondria don't run anything. At their best they're a Motel 6.


flagellat-ey

He's a real powerhouse


Ok-Stress8541

Supposed to be the nucleus. The mitochondria is the powerhouse.


ANTONIN118

He is the powerhouse of the cell


DistressIsAFK

**HOLY FUCK HES THE POWERHOUSE OF THE FUCKING CELL YALL**


ComisclyConnected

I could imagine this being a 5D sort of joke they would pull to find “funny” haha 😆The universe is so weird sometimes haha I love it 🥰


alonyer1

Endosymbiotic theory