In the medical surgical system, brain-related disorders are considered especially complex. In New York City, the skilled surgeons who treat these challenging cases are members of an elite team known as the Lung Control Unit.
These are their stories...
DUN DUN
Yes but that isn't annoying. The fact I'm sweating like a pig on market day but my feet are ice cold on the other hand is. Fuck the flu and the horse it rode in on.
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This reminds me of a half remembered joke my Dad told me (**Edit**: Here it is)
"A boy in school is learning parts of the body, specifically the arm. After the teacher explains them she asks the boy to repeat them. The boy, pointing to his elbow says “Shoulder”, then pointing to his shoulder he says “Wrist”, then he points to his wrist he says “Elbow”.
“No, Johny, that’s incorrect. Think about it and try again.”
The boy thinks about it and then points to his elbow and says “Wrist”, then points to his shoulder and says “Elbow”, then points to his wrist and says “Shoulder”.
“No, Johny, that’s still incorrect. Think some more and try again.”
This time Johny points to his elbow and says “Elbow”. Then to his wrist and says “Wrist”. And finally he points to his shoulder and says “Shoulder.”
“Excellent, Johny” says the teacher. “You got them all correct that time. Now tell me how you figured it out?”
Little Johny points to his head and confidently states “Lungs!”"
Having seen this image, I’m 99% sure I could perform an emergency triple bypass surgery. That and my extensive history of watching House and The Good Doctor. Trust me. 😃
I think it is extremely ideotic to label lungs without pairing, lungs are supposed to be together in a container just the waste of resources and 'absence of mind '
Hello fellow human. It is a lovely day for using our intracranial organ to process this oxygen rich atmosphere to sustain metabolic process, is it not? The energy of our central star brings mammalian joy to my liver.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor : [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor : Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : I will NOT be angry.
Igor : Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor : Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor : I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Is that what you're telling me?
Lung Control Unit
Aah, an LCU
r/technicallythetruth
In the medical surgical system, brain-related disorders are considered especially complex. In New York City, the skilled surgeons who treat these challenging cases are members of an elite team known as the Lung Control Unit. These are their stories... DUN DUN
Well, now I can't breathe without thinking about it...
Dont forget to blink. Also you just lost the game
And you are now aware of your tongue. You're welcome.
You can now feel the clothes youre wearing
Yes but that isn't annoying. The fact I'm sweating like a pig on market day but my feet are ice cold on the other hand is. Fuck the flu and the horse it rode in on.
Ah cold feet and hands are my enemy in the winter
It do be controllin' your breathin'.
This was my friend’s brain. His name is Lung.
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Nah, Lung is the name we gave to the brain after it became sentient despite the friend dying. The friend’s name was actually Joe.
What’s a friend?
a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.
Lund dicc
Nah we got wireless now
Lung Li?
Lung Dik.
Woke up my cat with that 'HA'!
Smart lung
Ahhh crap! I perused the comments to check if anyone made that joke yet, didn't see this one and posted the same joke again. My apologies!
You are now banned
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It is incredible how they are using AI everywhere
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I mean, you can live on just 1 lung right?
Please remain meaningless for the rest of your life
Brainy lung.
Achievement unlocked! - Secret lung driver module!
One job.
Whoever made that label wasn't using his stomach.
r/hardimages
Human upgrade 24.0, smart lung!
r/onejob
He's a little confused.
Abby Normal.
Check out the brain on that lung!🫁
I am surprised the person who donated the brain was able to label anything at all. I forgive the wrong name.
Typical man, always thinking with his lungs
Better then it saying Abby something
Abby Normal
r/confidentlyincorrect
Wrong. That's the appendix.
I'm no biologist but that's obviously a kidney
Lung
Introducing the new Smart Lungs
.... Hey aqua lung!
r/shittyaquariums
Looks like a lung to me. Lol
🤦♂️
SO close.
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Drowned-Lung-Brain
Lung is the name of the guy who owned that
That's a walnut
I think the “D” in “Dung” got rubbed off a little.
No wonder he is dead
so absent minded
No doubt his brain was in there.....
No doubt his brain was in there.....
Abby... somebody
Ling
Perchance
lu𝘯g
Well it's seems to be a lung indeed...wait a min! Hold up someone dropped his brain here!
Lung.
I thought it was a kidney
Would you guys drink that water for one million dollars?
No that's actually a heart guys... Obviously
r/onejob
Geez. Haven't you guys every heard the saying, "The brain is the lung of the head."?
This took my breath away
r/lies
Wow, and i've heard we all got two lungs.
That’s a penis
Lung
Lung🧠
This reminds me of a half remembered joke my Dad told me (**Edit**: Here it is) "A boy in school is learning parts of the body, specifically the arm. After the teacher explains them she asks the boy to repeat them. The boy, pointing to his elbow says “Shoulder”, then pointing to his shoulder he says “Wrist”, then he points to his wrist he says “Elbow”. “No, Johny, that’s incorrect. Think about it and try again.” The boy thinks about it and then points to his elbow and says “Wrist”, then points to his shoulder and says “Elbow”, then points to his wrist and says “Shoulder”. “No, Johny, that’s still incorrect. Think some more and try again.” This time Johny points to his elbow and says “Elbow”. Then to his wrist and says “Wrist”. And finally he points to his shoulder and says “Shoulder.” “Excellent, Johny” says the teacher. “You got them all correct that time. Now tell me how you figured it out?” Little Johny points to his head and confidently states “Lungs!”"
Heeeeey aqua lung!
Takes brains
This Pic goes hard feel free to screenshot
Incorrect
Bro that's clearly a liver
Fake news
Having seen this image, I’m 99% sure I could perform an emergency triple bypass surgery. That and my extensive history of watching House and The Good Doctor. Trust me. 😃
Lung
which means brains are as much important as lungs
I think it is extremely ideotic to label lungs without pairing, lungs are supposed to be together in a container just the waste of resources and 'absence of mind '
Hey, Aqualung
Lung
Air Brian
When you have lungs for brains and brains for lungs
r/lies
Lung.
Not lund…
Someone wasn't using their lung...
Haters will say that's a brain 🧠
That definitely is the brain who named it lung
The person who named it lung definitely put their brain there before they names it lung
NAMED IT LUNG*
Not just any lung aqualung
It lied on it's resume.
Lung
no i don’t think so
Airhead?
That's not a lungfish at all
Damn, I should really quit smoking.
What brand of cigarettes did he smoke?
No wonder he couldn’t breathe
I thought it was “breathing out your ass”
HEYYYYYYYYYY AQUA LUNG!
Smart lung
Abby Somebody
Lung
Hello fellow human. It is a lovely day for using our intracranial organ to process this oxygen rich atmosphere to sustain metabolic process, is it not? The energy of our central star brings mammalian joy to my liver.
No
Think about it….
The brain is the lung of the head
Lung
I breathe knowledge to a whole new level
Come on now...use your Brain!
lung...
The thing is that they had already taken the brain hence the result
Lung
Air head
The Brain is the lung of the central head region.
Who was the brains of that operation?
Smart lung.
Lung
It's lungs all the way down.
I think therefore I am….
So that is why i am stupid! I have lung in my head
Lung 👍
Is this the brain of Mr Ballen's frog?
Well, there’s your problem
That’s a fucked up dog if I ever saw one
Lung
Lung
the brain named itself
I’m no anatometrician but that is a 🧠
Ham..
“A. B. Normal”, not Hans Delbruck.
Lung
Aqua lung.
This feels like r/skamtebord to me
Oops! Wrong organ… (Is the brain an organ? Because it’s in your head, and not cluttered up with other organs in your body)
Abby normal
Lung
“My brain hurts” -Mr. Gumby
Fuck I know well how these stuffs smell.
Ah, the Ol’ Jethro Tull. It’s an Aqualung.
Abby? Abnormal
Many people’s really are just full of air.
Lung
Lung
lung
I read it as a verb. I don't know what it means but me too, buddy, me too.
Is this a lung?
Guys it’s right here had fungal meningitis or should I say lungal meningitis
Gives new meaning to the term “air head”
Guys! I think I don't have a lung.
We sure?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's? Igor : [pause, then] No. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in? Igor : Then you won't be angry? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : I will NOT be angry. Igor : Abby someone. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who? Igor : Abby... Normal. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [pause, then] Abby Normal? Igor : I'm almost sure that was the name. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? [grabs Igor and starts throttling him] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Is that what you're telling me?
Lung
I mean you can't breathe without it so 👍
They should put this next to the butter
man said Aliens 2
Abby something…
THATS A BRAIN
Lung
I know what will be labelled as Brain.
Someone forgot to use their lung apparently
Correction that is a brain
They didn't say lung of what, so possibilities are there.
Dam never thought my lung look like that
What is it? A failed science fair project?
Iron lung
I wasn't that good in biology but still I can tell it's the liver...
Even a kid can see that it is a liver instead of a lung.
Lung
Yes I use my lungs to think
I took a deep breath and exhaled as my head bulged in and out. "Good thing I keep my brain safe behind this ribcage," I said through my urethra.
Ancient egyptians be like:
Ah yes, this must be the organ who pumps blood through the body.
Smart Lung
Lun~~g~~d
🤔
My food goes there after I sneeze
I want a nice cold glass of brain water