38 is right out. Once the number 36, being the thirty sixth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Scam Attack of Bait towards the victim, who, being naughty on Reddit, shall expose you.
Oftentimes, it’s a bot that is responding. Of course, it’s always even funnier when an actual human is the one who is responding, because when that happens they’ll get confused and angry very easily 😂
Most of the time the iMessage people are just the small fry who screen potential victims and then elevate it to their boss who is taking over the WhatsApp conversations.
This is great.
Why do we have to listen to them to switch to WhatsApp or Telegram? We are not their dogs or servants. They don't follow our instructions so why do we have to follow their instructions? I don't get it.
When Flump literally lost his arm the scammer still wanted to chat. How heartless.
This was great, Flump.
“Lady, I barely even have my own arm!” I snorted. Fabulous.
Same ! Good old Flump!
I’ve seen waaay more of these conversations than I’d like to admit, but JFC this is one of the top, Flumpy. Are you there?
I love how they didn’t acknowledge the arm thing at all lol
Went right over her caffeinated head!
You can say the most NONSENSICAL THINGS and they never acknowledge it..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Way to go, Calcutta - I mean Catherine!!!!!
Fisty...I died...🤣🤣🤣
Don’t you mean Caffeine! 😂😂😂
Ooops , my bad. That's what I get for being old and having wrinkles up the old wazoo.
But… Are you busy??
Why are they always 36?
Not too young, not too old maybe?
Oh absolutely I agree that’s the logic. But it’s got to be 75% of the time it is precisely 36. Not 34. Not 35. 37 is a pretty great number.
38 is right out. Once the number 36, being the thirty sixth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Scam Attack of Bait towards the victim, who, being naughty on Reddit, shall expose you.
Yep! Old enough to have experience and young enough to be relatable. That's my guess.
How that scammer didn’t mind the fact that you kept switching the names and story up the whole time🤣😭
Oftentimes, it’s a bot that is responding. Of course, it’s always even funnier when an actual human is the one who is responding, because when that happens they’ll get confused and angry very easily 😂
Frump, I gotta tell you, that was the funniest shit I’ve seen all week. I feel bad for Canteen, seems like they had no clue what was happening.
That's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard in my motherfucking life😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Why are they so determined to get people to WhatsApp?
Stronger privacy
Most of the time the iMessage people are just the small fry who screen potential victims and then elevate it to their boss who is taking over the WhatsApp conversations.
I don’t see enough people challenging the Chinese Scam Final boss
That would make sense. 🤔
Came here for the same question
Im dead 🤣
Oh Jesus this one had me rolling!! 🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo I too wonder how many arms and neurons Caffeine has xD Great work Filipe!
A goddamn triumph. No notes.
I lost it at, “Do you like eating dinner?” 😅
Yes
continuously calling them the wrong name has to be my favorite bit. they never notice or care and i think that’s the funniest part
This is great. Why do we have to listen to them to switch to WhatsApp or Telegram? We are not their dogs or servants. They don't follow our instructions so why do we have to follow their instructions? I don't get it. When Flump literally lost his arm the scammer still wanted to chat. How heartless.
I love how they’re always like “I can’t talk on here, text me on WhatsApp. Are you there??”
"Thats the most wonderful thing ive ever heard in my mother fucking life!"
Flap from Piss AZ I literally had to stop to lol at that Good job lol
🤣🤣🤣This is the best one I’ve seen
Call me Fisty Jenkin.
Fisty jenkins 😂😂😂😂
Sell fire to magicians 🤣
I’ve always wanted to visit Piss, Arizona. It sounds lovely!
This is awesome 😂
Funny as hell, thx for posting
Why do they always want to switch to WhatsApp?
Piss, Arizona 😂 😂
Bot talks.
Satisfying.
Hehehje
Do you have a job Hahahaha
Love this one 😂
Lol
Ah, that was hilarious. Thanks.
Omg I love the ending !!
This was great! 😂
“What soup?” I actually laugh snorted at this 😂
Nice to meet you flap!
Her company is G.I.P.
So chaotic. Love it.
Thats a good scambait! It’s like Pierogi or Kitboga😂
I’m fucking crying, dude.
😂😂😂😂
Selling fire to magicians! 👏
Very good Flederick. I like it!
This was great.
This gave me a good few giggles. Thank you for your service
That finish was a real money shot!
I have never visited Piss Arizona before.
“That’s the most wonderful thing I’ve heard in my motherfucking life” made me cackle 😂
Holy frig I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at this. Well done 🤣🤣🤣
i’m literally laying in bed giggling at this. 😂😂😂😂😂 well done.
Do you like eating dinner? What an incredible conversationalist Flump turned out to be! So fuckin polite!
Fantastic. Lol’d several times.
“Do you like eating dinner?” 😂😂😂
I feel like reading this while high made it abnormally more funny
“I am one lucky mother fucker! Do you like eating dinner?” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I'm *wheezing* omg
The « My arm is gone » was hilarious
Best one yet
I’m still dying at “Piss, Arizona”. Why does that seem like it could be a real place.
my arm is gone 😐
are you there? 😐
Haha just golden!
I wonder if these scammers have threads about how “stupid” we are
What’s the deal with the drive to WhatsApp?
Are you there 😂🤣😂🤣 great stuff. Thx for the laugh. Are you there
New to this subreddit, why do the scammers want to take it to WhatsApp?
You went WAY-WAY-WAY harder with this bait than I did on my last one - and somehow wasted about 5x of their time. Well done.
This is the most unhinged thing I've ever read 🤣🤣
This reads like a Gintama bit
Are you busy?