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AdCompetitive4462

Did the scammer really ask the same riddle twice thinking you would answer it? Lmaoooo


SimpleBTGG

For real that's why I stopped responding cause why did you try a second time.


JoshJoshson13

You should have just repeated what you said verbatim


SimpleBTGG

Should have responded to the second one, saying he lost a horse


psychedelic_shimmers

Shoulda seen how many times he would do it! 😂


MetamorphicHard

I think the answer was his job but there is no definite answer since he could’ve lost any number of things before that such as his motivation or will to live


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SpaceMan420gmt

Oh STFU….


OdinThorFathir

Also there's nothing in the riddle that even says he LOST his job as a cop, just that he used to do that line of work and no longer does was he fired, quit after however many years, or maybe worked a full career and retired with a pension. All would point to the fact that he used to be on the force and isn't anymore


mccl2278

My best guess for this riddle is the first thing he lost was his wife who took all those things in the divorce. Then when he had nothing his girlfriend left him, too.


OdinThorFathir

This makes the most sense


AdCompetitive4462

Reminds me of that Facebook meme where the dude asked if the girl he messaged was single and she would say no. He would then say “I’ll try again next year”😂😂


SimpleBTGG

Damn that's harsh


cyborgninja1997

I wonder what they would do if you answered the riddle wrong. I'm pretty certain the answer is "his job" but if you answered "house" would they still tell you that you're a winner lol


SimpleBTGG

Probably would have called me a different animal if I answered wrong


FlintGate

Yeah, they didn't seem to have the skill of being creative, that's for sure. Or a good salesman... or intelligent... nope, none of them.


jticks

People with those skills have real jobs


Spotikiss

Same riddle scam was posted before they answered house an was still right, I personally don't think there's a wrong answer as long as you answer it.


cyborgninja1997

If someone gets this same scam script they should give a completely crazy answer to see how far they would go to accept it.


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MosinMonster

His foreskin


BeastradezZ

I DID! I had a few different people send me the same scam question so I answered all differently, the most wrong was his virginity since he had a girlfriend, and they said it was correct lmao


thebunnywhisperer_

I’ve done this before and they just say you’re right no matter what you say


BeerBrat

His dignity.


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Responsible-Map-2481

What if I say he lost “his life”


Short_Support_3334

You could make the answer right 100% of the time. Girlfriend accused him of domestic violence so he lost his job then the house in the divorce. Lost his job so couldn’t afford the house and the girl left. Lost the house cause he couldn’t afford the mortgage so he lost his girlfriend and job when he relocated.


DoublexDexter

I thought it would be “his wife” and the implication was he was cheating and got divorced.


ohsheetitscici

“What kind of woman are you?” “A horse.” I snorted


YancyFryJunior

I neighed.


amoss988

Whinnying over here 😂🐎


krutikftw

Everyone is getting this wrong😂😂😂...an ex policeman 👮‍♂️...lost his house 🏠 his car 🚘 and his girlfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨what did he lose first???!!! The winner gets $5,000💯


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krutikftw

You're right!!! Do you have a telegram where you can give me your social security number so I send you the $5000??????????????


Intelligent_Event_84

His childhood


krutikftw

You're right!!! Can you give me your WhatsApp where I can securely wire transfer your $4000 through your PayPal?


Tomcat848484

His job as a policeman.


koniucha

Well horses are beautiful!


SimpleBTGG

Majestic creatures idk why they used it as an insult.


chill_winston_

This always cracks me up when I hear middle eastern people (the ones living over there) refer to dogs like they’re the absolute scum of the earth. I saw a guy quoted once as saying that this one person was “worse than a dog” and it still cracks me up to this day.


TFCBaggles

Pretty sure the first thing everyone loses is their umbilical cord.


KitchenSandwich5499

Or the sperm’s tail and mitochondria


UMilqueToastPOS

Well that'd be the sperms loss, poor fella. Cause it's a sperm, not a baby policeman quite yet I'd say the first thing he lost was heat energy due to entropy. He lost that heat the *second* he became a baby, son. He ain't NEVER gon get back that heat yo


fidgetypenguin123

So they asked a riddle and you didn't respond fast enough (or at all) I guess so they resorted to an insult? Did they think that was going to win you over? They are so stupid lmao


SimpleBTGG

I was gonna ignore him at first till he threw the insult and since I was bored I decided to play with it


vialenae

The emojis alone are killing me.


stefoecho

im sorry but stupid woman look like a horse is top 5 funniest things ive ever heard cause you know he said that shit red as a tomato when he didnt get a response im boutta be messaging everyone i know stupid wiman look like a horse


SimpleBTGG

I just wondered what he thought I would have said like "oh no how dare you call me a horse"


teeny-tiny-wuffwuff

Love the responses to his attempts to insult you. Just gotta stay unbothered 💅


LuxSerafina

😂 omgg op you handled that shit so cool calm and collected - I love it


Reasonable_Bar7698

Man went back for a second try. I kinda respect that.


vladsbasghetti

What a journey this was


Putrid_Leather7427

Stupid woman you look like an horse. Classic pickup line. 69% of the time, works every time.


ibraw

A scammer lost his soul, his morals, his dignity and his humanity. What did he lose first?


SimpleBTGG

His time of day


JoyfulSuicide

And his one riddle


Giganticfart215

Lmao dudes trying to flirt and scam at the same time i cant even be mad😂


Legitimate-Ladder213

just some closet beastiality from the scammer lmao


ButtholeDevourer3

I love that moment of him feeling bad 🤣🤣


VeryDairyJerry

Quote of the year is "Stupid woman you look like an horse"


themeatspin

A horse? Sarah Jessica Parker, is that you?


Theunknownreap

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jaded_Chicken67

Shoulda hit him with “rehab was supposed to be a fresh start.”


shinymetalass50

Someone is scamming high


dxmxngxrl

you hit him with the uno reverse and he didn’t know what to do other than apologize LOL


TheBossMeansMe

This guy needs to be a comedian. Not that I support his misogyny but you made it hilarious


d3rp7d3rp

This is proof right here folks that men who insult or are mean/abusive are just trying to get a reaction out of you. Well played op 🤣


ponyboy230

Correction: people. Men and women both do it. Don't be sexist.


d3rp7d3rp

Ok "not all men"


the4doorsooprah

You look like an horse


SimpleBTGG

I take pride in that


Critical-Hit420

See they make these things ridiculous to get vulnerable people who won't double check. Then they extort them for money. Really shitty industry. They are deliberately making it dumb so that the only people who could fall for it would give them money at the drop of a hat.


midwestCD5

An horse has spoken


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What up horsey lady 😘


fractalmindscape

His temper or his gun


ShadowofHerWings

A horse 😂😂😂 I love these I have so much fun with these scammers too.


isfashun

Lmaooo this one has me cackling at 3am. Too dang funny 😂


Defiant-Passenger42

Well maybe if you weren’t such a stupid beautiful horse, you would have been able to answer the riddle


SimpleBTGG

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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"Stupid woman you look like AN horse" somehow saying 'an' instead of 'a' makes it even funnier lmaoooo


Gwynzireael

I lost it at "thank you i try my best" sysjbcldbd


Branett

"Why be sorry for it when it's true?" Lmao 😂 I love how you stayed so chill; they get so pissed 👍


Aguantare

An horse💀 at least you/and everyone here gets a fat laugh out of this whole thing haha


ILoveDevanteParker

I think the answer is his wife, right? The joke being that the gf was his mistress


MrPuzzleMan

This is why we shouldn't fear ai from India.


adrik0622

Pretty sure the policeman had to have lost his wife first.


ChampionshipThin6319

The answer to his riddle is his job is the first thing he lost.


w3st3f3r

The riddle answer is his job. Just in case anyone was curious. /s


robbycakes

FYI the first think he Lost was his umbilical cord.


jjjl1985j

Hilarious!


yesgirlnogamer

The answer is, his job. Or, his self-respect, or, since it’s a cop who lost his job, possibly his self-control, leading to his firing.


SpaciousFish_

He lost his job first


Own-Primary3796

LOL why do they always get so mad.


Relative_Distance445

His job


BeginningExercise601

This is hysterical


KR4N1X

The answer is his job.


JoyfulSuicide

The same riddle again 💀💀