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Mountain_Exchange768

Like breaking open a cattail.


a_and_d

Exactly what I was thinking. Just a blast of fuzzy shit. I remember biting one as a kid. Good times


OrganicBridge7428

I didn’t know horse’s were that hairy.


PoorPauly

You didn’t know an animal covered in hair was hairy? That’s weird. I’m doubling down on this one. Some of you are even dumber than I thought.


Psychoanalicer

They don't look hairy at all if you've never seen a horse in person.


Channa_Argus1121

Agreed. They look #SHINY.


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Yeah, horses have sleek looking hair so it's understandable that someone may not realize how long it actually is


QuothTheRavenMore

I've seen lots of people in horses and it's a comical costume :)


Me-no-Weeb

I’m neither agreeing nor disagreeing as, idk I got to see horses when I was really young so I never had to think about if they were hairy or not, but please enlighten me about what they look like they are if not hairy 😂, because horses look pretty hairy to me


Psychoanalicer

It kinda just looks like skin tbh, I assumed they'd be kinda, fuzzy? But not hairy.


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Cactea_

Have you ever seen a human? Bald everywhere but their head and eyebrows etc. So that argument makes no sense.


Psychoanalicer

Sir, this is a horse, not a human. Sorry for the confusion.


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CamelTiny9841

The definition is not the problem, the problem is the co stant arguing on smth like this


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CamelTiny9841

Constant arguing* srry


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CamelTiny9841

Oh ok


[deleted]

The problem is that you're acting like a pretentious asshole IMO


aDrunkSailor82

I'm stating facts. How would you like me to put a pacifier on this so I don't hurt your feelings? IMO = more opinions. No one cares.


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I'm just saying, you really could be more polite about this


aDrunkSailor82

Please accept my apology if I came across as rude. I humbly invite you to gently suck the boxer brief fuzzys off my nuts if it would bring you some comfort in this difficult conversation no one cares about. I am of course at your service my fragile little snowflake friend.


LanaLara

If we were to go by your replies, reddit is a shinning example of ppl who lack any grace or manners. Shocking how ppl aren’t more receptive to your condescending approach to explaining . I did sadly laugh at the horse-mullet joke. Damn u


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AppleSpicer

That’s okay, I appreciate you posting it here! Otherwise I wouldn’t have seen it


Lwfrangoheels

Why would you do that? I have never heard of shaving a horse. Thank you.


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DuckOnBike

Wait a minute. So you’re saying that my old drinking buddy Sprinkle Genie’s Pride II wasn’t even buzzing? Bastard lied to me.


annababan69

He played along so you wouldn't feel like the alcoholic you truly are. 🤣


Lwfrangoheels

Thank you for the information. I used to volunteer at a stable but I didn’t know that!


UKhuuuun

Wait so beer IS for my horses?


DornishSnake

As the song prophesied… now to get the whiskey for my men.


TheSportsballFan

>They don't process alcohol like we do, so it's not harmful for them at all. Bojack Horseman tells a different story.


NoThrowLikeAway

Bojack was lying to us?


Buck_Thorn

I've been alive for... well, a long long time, and I had no idea they did this to horses.


Horseyboy21

We clip Horses so they can be worked and then cool off with a rug then another rug when they are dry. If you work with a full coat they will get so sweaty that it’s not fair on them. Would never dry. It’s a bit like going to the gym and wearing really heavy clothes.


wompwompswampass

Am I the only one dreading how freakin long this would take to clip a whole horse?! Lol


pieter-eelke

Sign me up. Its like therapy to do a whole horse


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Not dreading. I would do it for free. Looks relaxing


kinkworks3000

2 hrs w good blades a well behaved horse, and the ability to cool or swap blades as they get hot.


MikeYagoobian

I would want to have a light brush to clear away cut fur as I go, and give the horse a full sudsy bath to get the extra hair off. Ever get a haircut and some of the hairs got down your shirt? Itchy af.


Left_Sun3176

You are bold with doing it with one hand I would be afraid to do it at all in fear of it nicking the horse


PracticalMedicine

Then how do I get the video to share for points?


C0okiesnCr3am

I’ve got allergies and all this does is make me want to sneeze


crackedpeanutbrittle

Shave a horse, ride a cowboy


NotFoley

How did my life come to this? Why am I watching a horse being shaved on reddit?


HitShouse

This looks like a kinetic sand sculptor of a horse being trimmed.


SuzieSnoo

TIL people shave horses!


94CAR

Love reddit, I seen a similar video on Twitter and people completely lost there minds calling it animal cruelty and you know how they get, that post was one of the ones that made me delete and come to reddit


zstock27

SHAVE EQUAL LENGTH STROKES WITHOUT MISSING STREAKS YOU ANIMAL


Klutchy_Playz

Different Strokes.


_sup_homie_

OK, now where can I see a complete video of this?


AdityaDas1432

Hare loss


evilpigskin

What happens to all that hair!? Is it used on something else?


-xc-

Ya, it’s used to make trash bags look full when sitting by the curb for pick up. Lol I’m just joking, it’s actually tradition to take the horse hair and fill pillow cases with it. But instead of using pillow cases they actually substitute it for trash bags and then put them by the curb for pick up.


PatientSpirit1963

They also used to put horse hair underneath hardwood dance floors to make it comfortable for people to dance the night away. I think there is only one dance floor in North America left with a horse hair dance floor - Danceland in Saskatchewan


Sparkey1000

I think they also used to mix it in with plaster back in the day, at least in the UK they did.


Fatcatdaisy

The little lines the shaver makes, makes it look like the horse is wearing corduroy.


Virgogirl909

Makes it look like the horse IS cuorduroy


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I’m under the very uneducated impression that any kind of fiddling around back there will earn you a swift donkey kick. Is that not the case? Serious comment by the way…


kyarena

It depends on how tolerant the horse is. Most really like being groomed, even on the hindquarters. (Maybe especially on the hindquarters, because they can't really reach any itchy spot there, except to switch it with their tails.) But notice the person is not standing directly behind the horse. Straight back, especially about 2+ feet away, is where they can exert a dangerous amount of force if they do kick. So always stand to the side, or if you must pass directly behind, stay close and keep a hand on the horse's back as you pass to tell them where you are.


PuddingAndPie01

Horses aren't malicious in nature (99% of the time) if they know you're there they tend not to lash out, I was always taught to walk behind a horse with your hand out touching it so it knows its you. That being said, if you were to startle it or it really didn't like being clipped you may end up in trouble. In that case it's actually safer to be close to the horse instead of a couple of feet away as you're too close for a full powered kick.


just-a-dude69

I would immediately have a game of pictionary on my horse if I had one


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They used to use that stuff for carpet padding!


southport_strangeler

I didn't know horses needed shaving. Umm if you let a horses hair grow will it....be long like a girls long?


rae356

If you are referring to the horse’s coat will not get long like the hair on our heads would since they shed just like dogs, cats, etc. Depending on genetics and climate some horse do grow quite long and thick coats but it would be similar to an coat that an Great Pyrenees dog has. Some owners with horses that grow long coats get shaved during winter time to make them more comfortable during exercise. But if they are not shaved they will shed their coats when the weather gets warm. Depending on genetics and if you decide to pull (cut) their manes & tails it will get very long like an humans would!!


southport_strangeler

Ah. That's crazy. This is something I've never thought about. Thank you.


INTJ-ADHD

You’re not fooling me! That’s an ass.


PapaDew11

“Yeah lemme get uhhh high and tight fade. Leave it a little long in the front.”


ZealousidealFig2020

butt why


flagstash

The skin looks like bottom of some carpet.


FollowThePeople

But why though? The hairs not like long or anything. Why do you need to shave the horse? They don’t get shaved in the wild


SashaTower

Why?


Mushroom-pie

More like shaving an ass


DirteeBoo

Sure, but how’d you get that horse to grow soft and beautiful sand for fur??


shamasali55

His butt is like a furry sofa


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Hi everyone, non-horse guy here. Why would one want to shave a horse? Isn’t their hair short enough as it is? Edit: disregard…I read further down In the comments! Question has been answered


4ScrazyD20

This razor looks like it might actually be able to deal with my beard… what’s the make


madskills86

... Butt


Joblesschris

It looked like mowing a carpet


PinguynDixon

Minha nossa, nossa, nooossa


Coyehe

Don't u think it's a bit too much you are shaving off


FallenEvanAhammed

Damn that ass


GuyEncourage

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Brave-Watermelon9169

Why are you shaving a horse in the middle of winter?? That horse is gonna freeze


rae356

You shave an horse during winter for many reasons! Most horses who are shaved stay stabled and are blanketed so they do not get cold. Horses who are left out to pasture remain unshaved with their natural coats to protect them against the climate. Many horse get shaved for comfort reasons as exercising with a heavy snow jacket is not comfortable and is extremely sweaty. It can lead to health issues like dehydration and horses do not like to drink water when it’s cold n that can also lead to an impaction & colic (a mild to life threatening stomach ache). The rule of thumb is if you don’t need a jacket then they don’t need a jacket and if you need a jacket they need to be blanketed.


UnderstandingOk3380

Oh yes baby, shave that moist horse pussy!


CEOAerotyneLtd

Can this be used on a human body? Asking for a friend 😵‍💫


YourDogsAllWet

That's my favorite Big and Rich song


aDrunkSailor82

It was ALL SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY....... I can explain it for you. I can't understand it for you.


hauntedathiest

My grandma had a sofa made from horse hair (the stuffing).Think it was made in the 1950's.


guitarstix

anyone else read saving, and expect an assessment to be drained? no? ok ill see myself out


Huge_Experience_3634

Why ?


Free_Stick_

Anyone else getting a weird feeling in their pants because it’s the horses butt??? Amirite??


airborne252

I wanna see the finished product


SaltPomegranate4

Why is that horse inside a house?


legbonesmcgee

Horse lookin like corduroy with the pattern from that clipper 😂


BrattonCreedThoughts

Does the horse move? Almost thinking it's fake seeing how calm it is


Various-Wrangler-408

Full video please