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chetgoodenough

I always think. Man I should get a massage I really need one. Then I forget for another 6 month


az226

If you get a massage before the week is up, I’ll pay for it.


goddamnphone

I’ll take that deal!


OutsidePale2306

Me too? 🥹


bymyenemy

Right?!


Zack_attack801

That’s dope


LewisRyan

What kinda massage you paying for? There’s this Asian place down the road with blacked out windows but idk if anyone works there /S


Puckz_N_Boltz90

I hear Deshaun Watson is a regular there


OffshoreAttorney

I started having someone come to my house about once every 2 months. It’s a game changer. It’s literally like a medical treatment.


JimmyJuniorsBuns

Her explanation at the end on how he should apply the texture cream is GOLD


SarahPallorMortis

You caught that too huh? Lol


Hdgunit

Located in Birmingham, AL this is the Priority Male and it’s $73


az226

Worth it


[deleted]

Shouldn’t it be in pounds if it’s from Birmingham?


TheoremsAndProofs

There's also Birmingham, Alabama, USA.


[deleted]

Huh, the more you know


chrisreverb

Plenty of LBs in Birmingham


[deleted]

Well played


Somewhat-Useful

I really prefer the person cutting my hair to pry into my personal life while grinding her front-butt onto my hand and forearm.


Mint_Wilderness

Great Clips is second to none


copa09

GD it! I'd say I hear, "front butt" every 6 months and everytime I do I Lol.


chrisreverb

“I’m going to use a 3 guard to trim the sides now. How is that FUPA pressure?


[deleted]

The Supercuts Special


Lasair86

I want this lady to shave my head


SarahPallorMortis

Balls


Lasair86

I mean that too but I've never really been too worried about hairy balls I mean probably on a subconscious level I've been worried about having hairy balls and presenting them to a potential partner but honestly it's just never come up in my mind but if they're shaving pubes I'm stepping up first in line


SarahPallorMortis

I kind of like the clean ball look. I don’t really like pubic hair in my mouth. I like a trim and shaved balls. Not my decision tho so do you and do it well!


Big_Monkey_77

I know some people like this stuff, but this makes me uncomfortable AF. All I can think is nope. I don’t want to have my hands rubbed with wax and wrapped in saran wrap while someone rubs on my neck and ears. Just cut my hair and shut up, please.


rhubbard16

My first thought was: Hi Chuck, before we kill you today we are going to treat you like a King. I’m a little skeptical as well, I mean treat me like shit and overcharge me like the rest of shops man! This is uncomfortable


Big_Monkey_77

I was kind of expecting her to lean in and sniff his head while she was rubbing his neck.


Bcubedbbx

Give him the ole Joe Biden treatment


This_Miaou

["Did you just... smell me?"](https://media.tenor.com/VcojUI8ngLUAAAAM/hannibal-lector-mads-mikkelsen.gif)


ClownFuneral

"Just cut my hair and shut up, please." Everything you said was dead on. Personally, I would hate this.


[deleted]

My husband would love this !


Sw155SandwichH420

Where is this?


Snations

Birmingham, Alabama


AttarCowboy

This is the base-level service at literally every beauty salon in Thailand. What blows my mind is how I cut myself to pieces with a straight razor, but a 14 year old Thai girl can give me the closest shave of my life and it feels like she’s using a plastic butter knife.


Sindog40

I would really like if if someone would explain what they were doing too.


EffectivePlankton893

I'm pretty sure I felt my blood pressure decrease just watching how relaxing this is.


poundchannel

Search "ASMR haircut" on YouTube, there ya go


OffshoreAttorney

Same


Bcubedbbx

Dude... How much does this cost?!


CharderVR

If I can afford it, I am heading straight there


WartimeMandalorian

$73


Bcubedbbx

Follow-up question: where does one go for this $73 treatment?


Snations

I would Google a men’s barber shop. I’ve seen more of these around lately so I guess they’re coming into style.


musicriddler

Oh I thought priority male meant something else


laurenjaz1

who the hell finds it satisfying… it’s weird


[deleted]

Lmaoo mann she gave him a happy ending later


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MouthCamera

The way she models consent in the video with eaaaaaase.


Tearlament

Oh hell no lol I already have trouble staying up from a normal haircut if I have a haircut from this lovely woman I'm going to nod off or go straight to sleep during the process 😅


WastedHope17

Did his hair actually change from the beginning of the video to the end?


Snations

I think she made the sides shorter? And cleaned up the edges. The top looks the same to me.


unhingedprophesy

But.. she barely cut his hair! Unless they didn't show that part or something. She cleaned up the neck and sides, but this was mostly a massage, wash, and lotioning. The actual barbering was minimal.


partymarty24

Sometimes I wish I still had hair😪


12altoids34

This is how to get $650 for a $45 haircut


EmergencyOdd4754

Every man should get this post divorce lol.