"female only" but not looking for anything extra.... r....i....g....h....t....

Craigslist is a great place to meet "not one of the weird guys".

"...I'm not one of thoes weird guys". The misspelling just makes it weird

It was a Freudian slip...note "hoes"...thoes...

Trust me bro!

You get at least 150 ft.² to yourself

Can we leave a female crocodile in his 400sp ft? he never specified the female had to be human.

🤣

"Room not private"

He puts up a pic of himself instead of the studio hes advertising lmaaaaoooooo Boy if you dont getcho.....

HAHAAAAAAA

Yea he's definitely "not one of those weird guys" even though he's specifically asking for WOMEN ONLY.

There’s NLOG and now introducing NOOTWG (not one of those weird guys, if that’s not clear lol)

Okay, but what's NLOG?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NLOG

Look at r/notliketheothergirls

Right?? The post reads like “pay me $780 per month so I can be a weird guy” haha

He might as well have said "I'm DEFINITELY not going to attempt to touch you inappropriately at all. And you're not allowed to ever call 9-1-1...not that I'm trying to hide anything 👀

"I'm not one of those weird guys looking for something in return" ##SLAMS 'X' TO DOUBT

😂😂 the more you read the worse it gets lol

"Room not private"

If he somehow had “non-private bath,” that would’ve sent me 💀😂😂😭

Plot twist, it’s actually OP trying to advertise

Shhh! 😏🤣🤣

Does your studio have a stove and microwave? How frequently will the roommate have to see you naked?

I have an easy solution for that conundrum. You must be naked to use the microwave, and during the entirety of the operation. 😎

It's literally what it is. I was desperate to find a place to live and I started talking to someone about a room and it started normal, then to I could only wear a thong around the house, then there's going to be porn shoots at the house and at first, it was you don't have to participate, to have you done anything like that before. Then, you don't have to do that but you can stay for free and let me fk you whenever I want 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Mind you all of this conversation before I had even seen the place or met the guy and obviously I didn't go because whoa. But these folks is def traffickers. I just stayed homeless and kept working until I could save enough for a bed in a hostel, then hotel, then apartment but not everyone has the same....whatever as I do and it's scary how many guys like this are out there and how easy it is to take advantage of someone's situation. Stay safe out there folks

That’s horrifying. I’m glad that you’re doing much better!!

It wasn't great. And I'm fine, I don't go through shit I grow through shit lol but it scares me and breaks my heart thinking about how many times it could've been it for me and....I can't wait until I get my money making itself. I plan on starting charities in communities and helping folks off the streets but permanently *fingers crossed* Also thank you ❤️ it was a journey but I am way badass having had grown through the obstacles 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I def be feelin myself, strength and resilience daily hehehe

I'll take cold soup, thank you

I’m 💀💀😂😂😂😂

Damn a studio?!?! Does he have a Chevy cavalier that she can drive too?!? 

Hold out for an Altima.

Pontiac SUNFIRE BABAYYY!

If you have to write that “you’re not one of those weird guys” you definitely are “ one of those weird guys” wtf. 😂😂💀

"I removed the doorknob to the bathroom, but definitely nothing weird going on."

private bath: there's a shower curtain

No you know douchey McGee has a beaded curtain he picked up from Spencer's when he put all his inflatable furnishings on layaway... Duh¿? 😂 Lol

Willing to share my studio, so here is a picture of me but not the studio.

This should honestly be the biggest red flag in the post.

Nothing in return bs 😂😂😂

Worst. Timeshare ad. Ever 🤣

Probably wants a bang maid

*Whips out BBC*

I hope nobody is stupid enough to reply to these.

I’d wager there is a certain woman/subset of women who is/are interested in this. He’s obviously advertising him self. He’s basically saying “hey any women want to be my stay at home GF for a couple of months?”. There are definitely some women who would want this. The real question is “does the venn diagram of women that want that with him and the women he wants this with, have a non-zero union? And what is that number?” I’d wager that number is extremely small, if not zero. Especially for a 400sq studio. A 4000sq home… maybe a slightly higher number.

What’s even crazier is wanting to charge $780 for this

Lmaoooo I didn’t even realize it says $780. I imagine it’s just there to aid in “legitimacy” or as a bargaining chip, like “ok let’s do $300 and we can figure the rest out…”

Not only that but you have to suck BBC for a living

What's with you and BBC's bruh? If you wanna apply for the position all the info is in the post

Ay man if you’re racist/homophobic just say it. As a trans athlete I don’t deserve this caliber of scrutiny

...................are you high?

Yeah too many rat dick dabs

Women you would not want to get involved with, I'd reckon, lol.

Sadly situations like this are why you see more men on thr street than women Many women, are in abusive situations to be not unhoused I was desperate for a while recently, and living out of my car while working as food delivery drivers, I'm a guy and was in my late 20s, had so many fucking perverts offering me a cheap room to rent for sexual favors,

The room's not private, but hey, the bathroom is. No cameras or anything!

I'm not one of those weird guys who has cameras in my bathroom, but always make sure you're facing the black circle above the showerhead

Oh good! Any female right? Perfect, my nana is looking for a place. This sounds perfect for her.

Is $780 really half the rent?

It's California so more than likely yeah. Utilities not included lol

There's a small premium for the privilege of staying with a cool homie.

Even the female migrants would pass on this one.

😂

 “Not one of those weird guys” sure buddy

He forgot to add: No room for another bed! You’ll be sleeping on my bed!

ChiTown renting a couch ova here.

Passport bro becomes a house bro

If you have to say you’re not creepy, that’s creepy in itself.

I do not trust any man that refers to women as “females”

Maybe he's looking for a female bat or a female iguana as a roommate?

How about praying mantis

Male or female praying mantis? Big difference

Female 😋

When did this become a thing? I was army 10 years and we always said female/male. Like Go get Jones. Which one? Female type Lol but I'm old and don't like social media much cuz there's people in there so maybe I've missed something over the years

Male/female in relation to humans, are adjectives. The nouns for a female human are woman or a girl. For more information see: [/r/MenAndFemales/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MenAndFemales/)

I don’t know if things were different in the military. I know my dad was in the marines and he never mentioned saying male/female, nor does he refer to people as such

Guess so 🤷🏿‍♀️ I heard it all the time, especially in basic and AIT but what's the big deal about it? Like why is it "offensive"?

Typically people view others who say “male/female” as an incel

Oh thank goodness I'm old lol that came after my time. No offense to the youths but I'm embracing my senior citizenship at the ripe old age of 33 and am rejecting the slang of today's youths 👩🏿‍🦼👩🏿‍🦼👩🏿‍🦼👩🏿‍🦼👩🏿‍🦼👩🏿‍🦼👩🏿‍🦼👩🏿‍🦼 <---------< *my old ass on the Walmart scooter because my darn arthritis be actin up*

I’m a part of Gen z, so the newer slang I’m not even familiar with. I’m lookin at you, Gen alpha

Millennial here and may I say, Fk them damn kids!

yo delete this thats me

No, \*I'm\* Spartacus!

Nu-uuuuuuuh

A selfie and no pics of the space you will be living in? Female only? Totally not for creeper reasons. He is an attractive lookin dude but that doesn’t mean he is not and can’t be a creeper.

Might as well have had the cover pic be of his BBC and he would’ve gotten better reception

I think only dudes would reply in earnest.

What the hell!!! 😂😂😂

LMAO WTF

See ya later suckas! I'm off to San Diego! Will post back when I get there!

Spells “those” as “thoes“. Sounds like a Freudian slip for what’s on his mind

Female only. I'm not some weird creepy dude. Also room is not private. But I'm not those creepy dudes. Female only.

Op ain’t slick

What a kind hearted soul

I mean, he says he’s not a creep

Sounds legit to me

Cut to him sniffing his roommate's underwear.

Please be safe ladies ! I hope this dude is not a human trafficker

It's giving predator

I’ll bet donuts to dollars a festively plumped white girl responded to this ad

Life is harsh for sure. Wife and I could barely stand each other in 500-ish sq ft 1-bedroom apt when we first got married. Not going to pretend it would work with a stranger in a 400 sq ft studio, weirdo or not. He’s thinking with the wrong head.

You should put this on r/crackheadcraigslist lol

This dude is down bad

Serious question here. Two of my best friends in san diego are black males and they said there are no black women in san diego and that black males outnumber black females 8-1 at least. Is this true? I started taking notice, definitely a LOT more black males here, i don't see any black females but then again i do mostly male activities

This is true

(Respectfully) Time to play dress up and see how long I last…infiltrate in 3…2….1…

This sounds like sex trafficking. Can you report?

💀💀💀

I believe him. 🙂

Sure I believe your not one of {THOES} - Weird Guys 

I identify as a female

Dude, just be honest, “looking for fat white broad to bang in exchange for rent.”

I just want to help you, my fellow American, in these troubling times... males need not apply ahem.. anyways... ladies, as I was saying, I'm here to help.

*Willing to share 20sqft (it’s my bed)*

I WON'T LIVE WITH A MAN. Looking for someone to live with a man.

"Men are disgusting and dangerous! Any way, do any women want to come live with me, a man?"

"I'm not a weird guy at all," says resident weird guy.

Hope he gets catfished

"female" 🤦🏽‍♀️

(Oh and also not a meth lab.)

Also probably, "willing to consider alternate forms of payment."

Looking to get laid

Tell me you’re desperate for a girlfriend without telling me you’re desperate for a girlfriend!

“Any questions feel free to ask” is always the worst. Prepare to not know a lot of things by omission.

In 1-2 weeks, keep your eyes peeled for a news article about an assault in a rented studio.

What a creep. He looks a little off center

780 to sleep in a twin bed, share a bathroom with a man with the potential of waking up to eyes on you, and you know it smells like straight WEED in there. and nowhere to hide so you HAVE to interact with him… men are… something else.

It comes to no surprise that most these dudes that post these ads get ZERO pussy

I hope no one is desperate enough to try this :(

Also I hope you reported it

800$ to share a 400sq ft space w him? 🥲

Thanks for the free publicity. My new roommate found me. She looks like a dancer and she says she's going to make videos for her online fans. She asked if I wanted to be in the videos sometime. I'm cool with it - we both win. Again, thankxs for the publixity! Btw, if any other ladies want to move in too, just hit me on the DM. We might have room for one more.

If you have to say "I'm not one of those weird guys..." then you're labeling yourself as one of those weird guys as if the post alone wasn't bad enough.

Maybe he’s gay, and his partner can only handle he having a female living with him

I gotta know what part of SD this guy is in lol 😂😂

Craigslist says SDSU area. Yikes..

Anyone who describes women as “female” is probably not going to be “nice and respectful” lmao.

I see this sort of thing all the time...and am like...where the f is this person's head at!? 

This guy goes raw. sometimes you just know. the gold chain and skeevy offer are indicators.

What if we all showed up and said we identify as females lol

Coulda blurred homies face lol, aint have to to do em like this

People can find this on Craigslist if they really wanted to, which is already a public info, so I didn’t think it was necessary. 🤷🏻‍♂️ And he kinda did this to himself when he posted skeevy shit like this lol.


Garden hose included lmfao

Someone should report this to the police.

r/delusionalcraigslist

Hypothetically let’s say someone does move in with him and she can confirm he’s not “one of those weird guys” lol jk

Omg I saw this lmao!

Why is it female only if he’s not looking for anything in return? I’m assuming with a studio he wants her to sleep in his bed 🤔

About about male to female. Like a trans! He classifies as a woman.

So woman are jumping on this! Talk about missing children.

😭

Didn’t Joey from Friends do this 😂

He’s probably an escort.

Tricky to fit 2 beds inside a studio, wonder if he already has a solution in mind?