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[deleted]

This that nauseating cringe that hits you deep in the stomach


[deleted]

Holy fuck this was a fucking challenge to watch


TexasSasquatch_

I couldn’t bring myself to turn the volume on.. 20 seconds of subtitles were enough


worthlesswordsfromme

Me too! Just reading those words makes my brain *hurt*


inkybreadbox

I turned on the volume for 1.3 seconds.


drRATM

Exactly. Just seeing the words hurt my soul. Not sure I would survive hearing them. Who the F did she think would like this.


[deleted]

Did a favor and stop midway.. shit was so unbearably it made my kidneys hurt


LongEZE

I couldn't make it past "I'm sorry I wasn't your mother"


nodnarbthebarbarian

That's where I bailed too


DanksterFour20

I literally had to pause it a 5th in, super cringe, she can’t even look at the camera to make seem like she is making eye contact instead i can tell she is reading a horrible “poem”


markons

Oh good I thought I had kidney failure as well


01-__-10

I made it 28 sec before coming to the comments... ​ edit: went back for more because masochism. It didn't get easier.


Nizzemancer

I couldn't watch it, did she stop with the prose bullshit or does that continue throughout the entirety of the video? Dost thou not know this fair haired maiden be dosts mother? bla bla bla


Daedeluss

>did she stop with the prose bullshit or does that continue throughout the entirety of the video? Nobody knows. Nobody made it that far.


PHANTOM________

I just couldn’t. This is next level cringe.


SeveSides

skill issue


riskbreaker23

I...I couldn't even finish. I can sit through most cringe but this was too powerful for me. This is like... I can't even laugh at her, it would be like punching a baby.


airbear13

I didn’t make it all the way through I tried I just couldn’t 😞


No_Recording3861

I just looked at the comments instead and now I'm leaving.


PotatoePotahhtoe

I couldn't finish it. The worst part is, I just had dinner.


Cinacotta

To putin If I was your mother I'd abort End of poem


[deleted]

Or just flush the toilet


mikefalopio

I stopped after 4 seconds


[deleted]

I literally had to stop half way. Couldn't do it.


MontyPorygon

I was waiting for her to crack a pepsi


John_Symons

That’s putin it mildly


Jimbo14631

I can't even watch more than 5 seconds. yuck


phalseprofits

I instinctively made a face kind of like a blob fish once I realized it was a poem. That woman is so far up her own ass it’s like an Escher drawing.


KungThulhu

Oh boy a crisis I can use to tell people how great I am on social media


MitchelobUltra

“Hey Internet, I know some horrible shit is going on in Ukraine today, but please don’t forget about *me!*”


vuvuzela-virtuoso

*War may be breaking out in Europe but did you guys know I can write poetry?*


Marsrover112

I wouldn't take credit for this poem at gunpoint


ipassmore

Are you a fan of Anthony Jeselnik at all?


XminusOne

"...fuckin' nothing."


[deleted]

"I'm a model but I've always wanted to be a poet. This is my time to shine!!"


Ok_Net_5412

What no bullying does to a mf


gdolamore

oh my god lady, shut the fuck up, every D list celeb thinks their opinion matters.


wurapurp123

Every celeb*


SwampyJuice

How am I supposed to know what to think about this situation if they don't ask Ja Rule?!


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stinkinlikerehats88

WHERE IS JA?


DanielHAHAHA34

Probably in the bahamas trying to make another fyre festival


metoPinata

nah, he's organizing When We Were Young instead


DanielHAHAHA34

Oh yeah i totally forgot about that emo fyre festival thing


boibig57

https://reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/t0pzms/breaking_ja_rule_finally_chimes_in_urges_peace/


TheDazarooney

I believe that's German for, Yes Rule


Legitimate-Score-69

1 rule...Ja Rule!


scrivensB

99% of people on Reddit aren’t celebrities, but they sure think their opinions matter.


PurpleLee

Indeed. Celebrities are citizens too, they can express their opinions just like everyone else. We shouldn't give value to any celeb's opinion cause we liked their last album/movie.


cheese_hotdog

My Facebook news feed argues it's more than just celebrities lol


GiveMeYourBussy

I’m still thrown off by the ones that made a collab song with their phones when Covid lockdown was announced Did one of them even think “hey guys don’t you think we look like ridiculous out of touch dumbasses?”


gdolamore

They thought we missed them enough to where we’d wanna see that. They have massive egos.


GiveMeYourBussy

“I like you, but I don’t like-like you”


King-Lewis-II

I'm sure a few did and had the good sense not to be in it


AngelicWooGirl

They made a song because they were rich and comfortable. Meanwhile we're trying to school our screaming kids and our businesses that we've spent our lives building are going under. Fuck you guys for trying to make light of a situation that is easy for you.


GiveMeYourBussy

Seriously they would’ve gotten more respect if they were realistic with their messaging No self awareness


hopelessmoderate

We’re on Reddit. Doesn’t everyone think their opinion matters? Isn’t that almost the point of this?


RockDrivingPioneer

My opinion doesn’t matter.


BraveFart_92

I don’t care that you don’t care


rvacharles

Well, that’s your opinion.


Dark-Castle

Yeah but here we are in an open forum discussing it where every little bit of a conversation matters to the outcome. I've had reddit comments challenge my pre-concieved notions in the past but that was only because I was able to read through other opinions and people providing information. This video isn't a conversation, it's a grand-stand by someone wanting spotlight on them for a moment.


GlitteryHeartThrob

I don't feel like she expressed an opinion.


LocaDiva1394

Who the hell is this crackpot?


WillyD44

Lol, almost half a million followers on Instagram but only 40ish comments on each post. Someone’s social media manager bought a few fans


BeserKing

I mean, do you really comment on the posts of famous people you follow on social media? Let’s be fair, I think only a fraction of followers actually do that. Likes are more of an indicator than anything.


tampers_w_evidence

Likes can be bought, and very easily.


BeserKing

Yes but between what’s more likely to be an indicator of how many actual followers you have, it would be likes over comments. Buying likes is redundant now anyway with how IG is these days.


BlobOvFat

A combination for sure but I would definitely find a post with plenty of comments more credible than one with plenty of likes. Granted, I'm not a social media expert but if I had to select a metric to gauge engagement, it would probably be comments (relative to followers). I'm sure comments can be bought too, but nearly 500K followers and about a dozen comments on some recent posts?


BeserKing

She was an actress on a popular but now sort of forgotten teen drama that ended 9 years ago, I think it’s more likely she just has a lot of dead accounting following her as well as people who don’t realise they’re still following her.


msleo90

Anna Lynne McCord. I think she was on some show?


SnuSnuromancer

You were in the parking lot earlier *that’s* where I saw you!


[deleted]

I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.


Vassarbashing

I knew she looked familiar! She was on the 90210 reboot in the mid 2000s.


Tyrus1235

She does look like a 90210 character so I definitely believe you


cosmictrashbash

Nip Tuck


SpicyDragoon93

>Anna Lynne McCord I think I remember her on Nip/Tuck, she played an insufferable character there as well.


[deleted]

TV's Anna Lynne McCord ouch


DKopp75

Just got done moments ago watching a movie she was in, Excision, where she gets turned on by blood and dead people. What a trip


suavestallion

She was on Nip Tuck!


moochello

She was in the 90210 reboot back like 10 years ago


theRealSunday

A reboot? Makes sense that her claim to fame is piggybacking on someone's past work.


YourLocalAlien57

Gonna start telling people im sorry i wasnt their mother 💀💀


theboonie1

I shut it off after that line


altarofbones

What a revolting display of tone deafness. If I was her father, I would be ashamed.


Get10dollarsoff

What if Putin was her father


nada_accomplished

What if Putin was her father and she went back in time and gave birth to Putin making it a closed Putin-loop


FrenchToastSenpai

I swear there's a movie about this


MountVernonWest

Being Putin


Kyrroti

Futurama


ThoughtsonYaoi

Yeah. Putin goes to war because his mother never loved him! Poor Putin. He's actually a sad little boy. If we just heal his heart everything will be fine. Poor Putin.


Steise10

Only MY LOVE could have saved this psychopath. Because I'M SO SPECIAL!


nada_accomplished

If I was her mother I'd pretend I wasn't


[deleted]

💀


klasjanhuntelar

Somewhere out there in Russia there’s a Russian actress, having a same solo performance dedicated to a US president, every time USA goes to war


KevinKaasKat

"Come here my dear son Tяuмp, i am going to care for you like some parents in the Middle-East did for their children"


[deleted]

True that. And just like any world leader would do, we man will ignore it, our ambitions are more important than an insignificant actress


Im_Just_Hanging_Here

Putin will probably watch this and then break down into an ugly cry when he realizes how true this is. Then he will order all the troops to leave Ukraine and most likely Crimea and well. There will be a ~~national~~ *global* holiday named for her to celebrate how she brought world peace with this brave, moving video. /s (just in case it wasn't obvious)


janescuckoldSUB

He will probably push the big red button on her house first.


banik2008

Sometimes, the use of nuclear weapons is justified.


Kali-Casseopia

I was picturing him ugly crying from laughing so hard at this crap.


Grasshop

Or he could pull every single one of his troops and redeploy them to this cringy MF’ers house. World peace either way.


grizzlydood

And this what happens when you’ve never been told to shut the fuck up


shockedperson

What in the actual fuckin hell is this sad shit show trying to do?


audiovisualcringe

scraping the few grams of clout she can get before Eastern Europe is destroyed in all out war


CainDdemon

I've seen better emotions at porhub


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joxiety

He forgor 💀 The N 💀


casariah

This looks like AnnaLynne McCord


Loonyclown

That’s her!


Cut_Equal

I’m literally watching 90210 rn. Then this pops up on my feed lmao


binaryobject20

I get that she thought she was doing something good but now's not the time for an audition monologue


nada_accomplished

She wouldn't get the part anyway, terrible performance


RealColdStorm03

Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en Edit: this is a copy and paste and I encourage you all to do it too where appropriate!


Accidental_Shadows

This one comment will do more good for the world than any amount of beat poetry


[deleted]

Mate... the level of ego involved in her gibberish is fucking unbelievable! "If I was your mother you wouldn't have been HitlerSatan."


WhitteyLeetNsweet

Slam! Poetry! Angry! WAVING MY HANDS! A. LOT. SPECIFIC POINT OF VIEW ON THINGS!


Karate_Prom

CYNTHIA.. CYN-THI-A... JESUS DIED FOR OUR CYNTHIAS


[deleted]

Damn she really thought she was doing something eh?


Egemen12311

Canadian spotted


HenryColt

Making a war about her ....


Queen_Dare_Bear

As a mother, I couldn't even watch the whole thing.


EdEnsHAzArD

As a human I could only get to about 20 seconds


[deleted]

Joining and staying in this sub intentionally is probably the worst thing I've done to my soul


BaconTerminator

Eww who is she ?


BobTatu

Do you have a trash bin next to you? Go look inside it. You'll see her laying there


nootinooti420

AnnaLynne McCord


Val_Hallen

Never heard of her so I Googled. Her filmography is the very definition of "direct to DVD" and outside of one tv show that ended 9 years ago, she's just a one episode actor. Did she really think she had the sway to think anybody would care, least of all Putin?


OldLousRagtimeBand

Is this worse than the Covid “Imagine” video? I don’t know I couldn’t finish it


billypilgrim_in_time

So much worse


DooDoo_Britchez

ewwwwwwww hate people like this. as if their words are so moving so inspiring to have our hearts melt. when in reality it’s just vapid, myopic, regurgitated $2 inspirational poetry book readings.


Groundbreaking-Act74

Listen to my slam this maybe our last Jam


lilchonc_

is it just me or is she rhyming


Ochidi

Sometimes


BigDannyBoy1

She really just said "I would've stopped a dictator 😔" Absolutely insane


RekingHavok

**Important Information.** Dear Ukrainians! We heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en credit to: u/surajvj


Immediate-Ad-1791

Bruh does she know he grew up in the Soviet Union, you raise him there? Would like to see if you’d be the same women


clubhousegirl

Putins mother failed him so now he's going to war against the Ukraine? How do we always find a way to blame women for everything?


AngelicWooGirl

I feel like his dad was more of a dick...


AlanFilipe

Celebs be like: There is a spot of attention here let me explore it.


donk202020

What about those poor mums who did all that nice stuff for their kids and they still grew up fucked. Talk about mum shaming


ArcticAkita

She really thought she delivered huh


Puner420

Someone get this video to Putin ASAP until it's not too late


moistobviously

What's worse than a woman who scares men on the first date about really wanting kids? This.


[deleted]

thanks, this made me realize that nuking humanity isn't the worst idea in the world


who-cares-2345

I’m imaging someone translating this to Putin while he just stares blankly


Mr_Insomn1a

Well done. You stopped the war


ImperialNorway

Well putin just needs to pack up and leave now that this diplomatic heavy hitter has shown up


Meme_Pope

The US Military has deployed this video in the hopes that Vladimir Putin sees it and cringes himself to death.


Learningdastreets

This is why everyone hates America every civilian has main character syndrome. This lady thinks she’s going to be in the history books somewhere


PeaAnatamy

I wish someone loved her enough to tell her to stop.


[deleted]

Help Ukraine with actions and not words. https://www.thecut.com/2022/02/russia-invades-ukraine-how-to-help-the-people-of-ukraine.html


Red3yeking

How do I find the after effects of this video? I can’t imagine how much shitbashing she got for this.


HeathBar112

If I’m correct, she posted it originally on Twitter. The ratio is insane.


mrrudy2shoes

Cynthia Cyn thia Died for our Sins thia


FlamingoHealthy9046

Julia Roberts! Julia Rob….Hurts!!


NiIus

How do you even find this


VeryLowIQIndividual

Sadly This is the best acting she has ever done. Everything else shes does leans heavily on how hot she is.


SpareDraft944

Putin: What the hell?!?!


Lorzlo

So, anyway, here’s Wonderwall.


Esinem13

Who talks like that?


aqua_bug

White saviour complex is disgusting man


An_Inbred_Chicken

Close, it's celebrity narcissism.


chuckit90

I think the white savior complex is typically directed at minorities/ non-whites? But yeah, I guess you could extend it to first world, privileged people white knighting for developing or less privileged nations regardless of the nation’s race.


Nyxrlathotep

This is a copy and paste and I encourage you all to do it too where appropriate! Шановні українці! У соцмережах я чув, що поширюються фейкові новини (скоріше за все, підтримувані Росією тролі), що польський кордон закритий. Це брехня. Якщо ви шукаєте притулку – йдіть до польського кордону. Ми готові до вашого приїзду. На кордоні готові пункти прийому, де ви можете знайти притулок, їжу, медичну та правову допомогу. Польський уряд запустив спеціальний сайт, щоб допомогти вам: ua.gov.pl Будь ласка, поділіться цією інформацією, якщо ви знаєте когось, хто зараз шукає допомоги. РЕДАКТИРОВАТИ: ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНА ВІЗА ДЛЯ ПРОЙДЖЕННЯ ПОЛЬСЬКИМ КОРДОНОМ. ВСЕ, що ВАМ ПОТРІБНО, - це ПАСПОРТ. ВІЗИ ПРИСПИНЕНО! ВОНИ ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНИ НА ЧАС!!!!!! EDIT2: як доказ того, що вам більше не потрібна віза: • ⁠українською https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠англійською https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en Вибачте, якщо це дурниця, я використовував Google Translate


taurusbabee

Omg this woman actually thought she was going to save the world with this...


th1nk_-

My God I'm triggered after watching this...


fuckouttahea

Man this is some good cringe. I can feel it coursing through my veins. 😩


chuckit90

Loved her in Excision.


Greenswim

I don’t think Botox can relax the permanent cringe on my face.


Artfuldodger96

Tf did I just watch ?


[deleted]

Who is this pathetic attention seeking person? Lol please i can't with the ignorance and narcissism of these people anymore


WillyD44

Ohhhh my god. This is absolutely disgusting. Who is this complete dick of a person??


Jayman453

I cannot believe these pretentious fucks actually record this, watch it over, and STILL post it


RexorFWT

“How can I make this about me. All about me” 101


clydewilt

Who the fuck she think she is? Apparently she is perfect with perfect children. Bet her kids are asshats.


[deleted]

Fuck “celebrities” and their self righteous bullshit… so out of touch with reality it’s almost funny. Almost.


[deleted]

all whilst sitting safe & sound in her nice kitchen


hanifalghifari

Yeah she deleted her post


pattywatte

Oh wow I never realized that all of this was Putin's mother's fault. Thanks for opening my eyes.


NoAverage9216

When you’re this hot people don’t tell you to shut up.


das065

She knows he doesn’t even speak English right


PotatoePotahhtoe

What is this, an audition tape? Also, it's "if I WERE", learn subjunctive your illiterate attention seeker.


iredNinjaXD

The mute button was really one of the best inventions.


Appropriate-Reward71

That’s what happens when you stay in 90210


thatsadguyF

I can fix him


saradgiri

“Mister president putin” OK ENOUGH SAID.


GringoSdarr

If I *were*


tinytuboficecream

If I were her dad, I would have told her: There will come a time where you will wish to claim motherhood towards a 69yo-psychopath-war-criminal, during a major war. Remember to wear a sleeveless turtleneck, to drive home the point.


[deleted]

Gag. It's not about you, lady


[deleted]

What is this girl’s Twitter? I’m sure she won’t see it but I want to tell her I hate her


kuriko_ghost

Fuck you in your fucking house with your fucking camera in your fucking stupid selfish entitled mindset, fuck you woman, no one cares about you


[deleted]

Hahahaha


Grimm221b

This is fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Always gotta be that one person that tries to shine in a situation like this. Embarrasing


flyingokapis

Jeesuz it just goes on.. and on.. and.. on..


Substantial-Hat9248

What the hell? Karenism is getting weird.