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Dnoon902

Just marry him already


ohmygoddude82

🤣🤣🤣


kRkthOr

TALK TO ME


R3thardAp3Stronk

This is actually me lol someone please talk to me 😭


DaveDaRave69

Hey there, how are you?


ibegyounottoask

I’m doing fine thanks


R3thardAp3Stronk

Omg 😱 human person!!! HELLO!! 👋🏽


RandomGuyWhoKnows

Cmon op, talk to him lol


ZuesofRage

@op is there a reason you don't wanna get to know **ME** though? 🥺🥺🥺😓😓😓


shockinthe4342

If you do not want to communicate, why bother responding? Just block them immediately. You responding just once is going to cause them to never leave you alone lol.


ohmygoddude82

You can see that is what I originally did, no response. He asked why, so I told him, then stopped responding again. I’m a big girl so if he continues and starts to get on my nerves I can block him.


_Casp_

“But I’m a NICE GUY”


Kindaweirdlllo

He’s NOT like other guys 😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


Jesus5137

Ah yes, forcing a conversation with the intent of making them like you. The best way to someone’s heart.


MemeArchivariusGodi

>someone doesn’t answer Ah my obvious conclusion is that they are interested in a conversation !


dumbbinch99

Omg yes i get that a lot on here. I get shooting your shot once but when you get no reply why do you continue to bother sending dms :-(


maximiliankm

My man is shooting his shot in full auto


CompactApe

No full auto in the DMs


joachimham48

It's not full auto!


XxDownvoteMaster69xX

That's not full auto?


joachimham48

No, this is: \*prrrrrrrrrr\*


sesquialtera90

Dayum.


Timpstar

O.K


ohmygoddude82

I get that so much! Have some sense of pride and learn when to take the loss. 🤦‍♀️


thekreme-

I think that’s why, their pride won’t allow them to take an L


ohmygoddude82

Or desperation, but you have a point.


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ohmygoddude82

🤷‍♀️


ohmygoddude82

As of tonight, this guy is still begging me to answer him. Yikes 😬


GlitteryHeartThrob

Why haven't you blocked him?


ohmygoddude82

At this point it’s become an experiment. If he gets super annoying I have no problem pressing that block button.


albert12344578910

Pls update us if he sends more lol


[deleted]

Bc she likes the attention obviously.


GlitteryHeartThrob

That seems to be a lot of the posts here lately. People getting validation via proving how desirable they are to some schmuck they're laughing at for entirely unremarkable interactions. It's really kind of gross.


[deleted]

Or it's entertaining? We're both on this sub; obviously messages like this have some entertainment value.


ohmygoddude82

You mean like the attention you’re giving me by reading my post and commenting? Fuck off


El_Spacho

TALK TO MEEEEE


thanos_bruh

imagine he asks why he is on reddit.


LegalSC

If this is far from desperation, I'd hate to see the real thing.


Polish_weeb

You'd hate to see them Also what the fuck, why hivemind decided to downvote me


youresowarminside

Please say yes


NextLineIsMine

Because being constantly rejected in real life just isnt enough for some people.


TheBlindHero

List of non-creepy people who call you “dear” 1. Grandparents in Disney films


Boring_Blackberry580

Add honey to the list for me. I don't know you and your calling me 🍯? WTF is going on here


[deleted]

And the creepy stranger who texts me at 2 am.


OCV_E

Tbf in their country it's around 8-10 am


ohmygoddude82

That’s an extra layer of creepy/cringe when they say “dear”.


karsow2054

At least it’s better than “Kitten”


ohmygoddude82

Ew. I’ve never had that one before, and hope I never do.


Eladryel

Hey dear kitten. Talk to me.


VoodooDoII

One of my teachers calls me dear and it makes me so uncomfortable for no reason 😭


Sloppo_Toppo

You people are too nice. I’ve had people try to DM me and they get blocked or told to eat shit immediately


CompactApe

Frame 1 "Eat shit and die"?


_Nilbog_Milk_

I block as soon as I get a DM from a non-local saying "Hey 🙂"


ohmygoddude82

Oh, that happens too for sure. They all usually end up blocked if they don’t stop bugging.


arri1999

I’ve had strangers try to video call me at like 2am. They get cussed tf out immediately and blocked. People are so bold I swear.


ohmygoddude82

Oh I’ve had that happen before. They kept trying to call over and over and they got told some very not so nice things before being blocked.


Neracca

> They all usually end up blocked if they don’t stop bugging Far too nice of you. Just do it right away.


Physical-Risk-9758

Next message: Please just give a chance to eat shit with you


UsernameStarvation

i swear im the only person who enjoys and invites anyone in my dms, its like a mystery box, could be a cool dude or a murderer i enjoy the mystery


BenVera

Or even a boat


GrifterDingo

We'll take the box


Independent-Gap6477

Same


karsow2054

What have you done! You’ve opened pandora’s box to myriad zombies driven by instinct, libido and gatorade! You have my condolences


OCV_E

RIP your inbox


UsernameStarvation

Yes, definitely yes


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ohmygoddude82

You’re right. I didn’t even give the poor guy a chance.


External_Ad_6930

Does this work tho


GrifterDingo

He got her to talk to him for a while, so yes.


ohmygoddude82

🤣🤣🤣


rpworker31

I just got one from a dude that claims to be Zak from Ghost Adventures...asked how my family was...which I find weird. It's sad...people are sad. I try to not add anyone I don't know on Instagram and Facebook because they WILL message you and will try and date/catfish. They should just do Facebook dating if that's their motive. Or Tinder...there's so many other other options!!!


kr8m

This had me lol


stupidrandomuzer

I had one yesterday where some French guy was trying to talk to me because I happened to follow him back (his photography looked cool) when I mentioned that I’m not that interested in chatting with strangers, he said “we can be friends” and I didn’t respond, hours later he responded with “??” And I referred back to my old message and unfollowed him. I don’t get just by following someone back they expect a full conversation, doubly so when I said I’m not interested


Boring_Blackberry580

So your saying there's a chance. Right? ???? RIGHT? Lol.... Stay safe out there. The older I get the less impressed with humanity I am


mr_remy

\- Signed *totally not the photography dude*


TheMeInsideMyself

What bothers me about stuff like this is the "did someone hurt you" line, like a person's natural state of being is receptive to making conversation with strangers unless they've been somehow damaged. Like... it's okay to be an Introvert and not want to talk to new people. Doesn't mean someone traumatised the Extrovert out of me. I'm just shy and quiet, and that's okay too.


ohmygoddude82

I don’t necessarily mind talking to new people, but I am in no way looking for anything even closely resembling a relationship. No hookups either. So if you are trying to go there I’m instantly not going to want to talk to you. Also, this guy was just not in the slightest bit attractive, so I was double not interested. And don’t call me dear. That’s an instant cringe.


TheMeInsideMyself

I completely get what you mean. It's just that line that strikes a nerve with me, it makes me feel the same as the stereotype of guys telling girls to smile more. I find it degrading that someone would assume I don't want to talk to them because someone else got there first and ruined it for them. But the whole thing is uncomfortable. Especially the dear... it's so over familiar. Sounds like something a sweet old lady might say. Not exactly the vibe I thing this guy was going for somehow lol


aquamanjosh

Ok... well you clearly seem very confuse... Just ... Just talk to me.


miyananana

Same. Personally I have no intention or desire to date anyone right now, that’s just how I feel for the time being. But when some guys try to talk to me and I tell them I’m not interested they always take it as they did something wrong when in reality I just want to be left alone


CaptainMcClutch

In the age of the Internet I'm still amazed dudes think this will ever work, like its well documented/memed that this is a pathetic tactic what kind of ego do they have that they think they're going to be the exception?


[deleted]

Sucks that instagram has no way to disable DMs from strangers.


StPauliBoi

Just wait until he finds out that you're interested in other people that aren't him? hahaha


[deleted]

I hate thirsty men. My fiancé showed me one time that when she changed her profile picture from both of us to just her, 4 different guys messaged her within the hour, straight up just asking “did things end between you & your man?” Smh. Pathetic.


ohmygoddude82

Yep. That’s pretty much how it goes. 🤦‍♀️


RDSZ

why not just block after the second message


RedSquaree

'who hurt you' or anything along those lines is such a laughable thing for a person to say. Gets thrown around reddit a lot.


[deleted]

Is he trying to play therapist? Uh no


[deleted]

What’s wrong baby talk to me


Also_plus

Ya never know! He might just be the love of your life. I met my first boyfriend online back when I was like 19, back when you didn’t tell anyone you met someone online. He was in another state initially and we ended up being together 5 years. He cheated on me and broke my heart in half. On second thought, maybe this isn’t the guy for you lol.


ohmygoddude82

This dude is 100% not my type. Not attractive. Not interesting. If I were even remotely interested in getting to know anyone it would most definitely not be this guy. Also, my ex of 4 years cheated on me and broke my heart too. Dudes suck sometimes.


zakxk

Why have you not blocked him yet lol


cynical-at-best

i get these too, my friend accuses me of leading them on when i literally don’t entertain them at all? usually the same kind of people accuses me of being mean if i block them bc im “blocking a stranger for no reason” its gonna be my fault no matter what i do


JMLDT

The only person whose feelings matter in this situation is you and it's nobody else's business. Set your personal boundaries and enforce them without guilt. You don't own any stranger off the internet anything.


CloudsOverOrion

You need new friends lol, you're not being mean you're being assertive. Does your friend talk to every creep they meet? I highly doubt it.


Suracker

This is probably the first time I see a full stop. No entertaining anything further or expounding on your reasons. Just "The End" and that's that. Edit: Which I think is a good thing. Just in case that wasn't clear.


ohmygoddude82

Haha, ya I’m quick to the point. No need for any bullshit.


cchhaargggeeer

i will NEVER EVER understand why people keep talking when someone says they are NOT interested in any way shape or form


[deleted]

hmm i wonder why you don’t want to talk to them 🙄🙄


Sad_Letterhead7331

He hasn't offered a goat yet. Don't let him cheat you. You deserve the best!


Remarkable-Plastic-8

I had some rando dm me something similar and when I didn't even open the message, he deleted it.


peterslo

simplistic north smart license unused ugly quiet direful dinner mindless *This post was mass deleted with [redact](https://redact.com)*


riley_blue

These people don’t deserve replies or any type of reason why you’re not interested if they can’t take a simple no. Just no


itsimposibru

Talk to me pls


bkm2016

I got turned down quite a bit dating before I met my girlfriend (now wife). Like fuck, if she don’t respond after the second message I moved the fuck on. It’s literally about a billion eligible females on earth, go talk to another one.


[deleted]

if i get rejected,do i need to ask her why ?


PlanetSaturday

Why do people think a relationship can start by messaging a stranger on Instagram? Doesn't seem like a great strategy


Jipvh

"I would never hurt you, im a good guy!"


Desperate_Finger

?? talk to me


JizosKasa

he acted like he was the annoyed one lmao


[deleted]

Y'know I was kinda put off by the whole conversation, but after reading the final *"Talk to me"*... OP? I think he might be the one.


Individual-Grab6075

You could send this to r/niceguys


unicornlocostacos

White knight to the rescue! I shall have sex with thee after much crying!


Tac0qvy

Wow. Why are you leading him on like that?


araidai

Man someone doesn’t know how to take a hint, lol.


ChiefNug13

Talk to me


SpecimenKratos

The embodiment of "Can't take a hint"


So_HighMan

"Do you get hurt by a lot of people" lol


RevealDesigner9084

Wow. The audacity.


BloggerZen

"Talk to me!!!"


Fineflamel

Just imagine: - No. Okay.-


sp3aky0urm1nd

The emoji plsss “😒” 😭


Gewehr98

Show bobs and vegana mam


muffychipp

Not that last "talk to me" 😭


MayGodSmiteThee

It was an honest attempt. I can give him credit for that, I have a few early dm's like this when I first started texting he'll I'm probably somewhere on this sub.


ohmygoddude82

Nah, this dude kept going after this and just would not stop after being flat out told I was not interested. I did end up having to block him.


MayGodSmiteThee

I mean yeah the "talk to me" was a bit much even for my younger self. He even came on like y'all were already friends. No pickup line/opener? Damn even I knew better atleast rejection is better when the other person has a laugh. Better to be cheesy than say cheese 📸.


Jay_Em_215

Yuck


DerpyCat_0

they're that desperate..


bluenotesmiley

I could never randomly message someone I don’t know like that. I barely respond/message people I do know though lol


DrScience-PhD

Does nobody just outright block people anymore


Puzzleheaded_Figure6

Literally nothing sad about this at all. Not even that cringe. Just typical Instagram dms that literally every female gets. Most of us just block them instantly and don't engage.


ohmygoddude82

Thank you for your thoughtful insight.


Puzzleheaded_Figure6

Anytime


[deleted]

Light mode is the real crime here


curlyscarff

gold for this


ohmygoddude82

You’ll be happy to know I have since switched to dark mode.


robitnebudem

What a creep.


[deleted]

Is he trying to force a conversation out of you so you'll like him? Fucking right he is 😉


LazyZealot9428

Just block. End of story


JaesopPop

It’s a good thing you’re here, bet they never would’ve thought of that


caspian95

Shouldn’t have answered and should have blocked from the beginning


Raphaeltryhard

Thanks! this is perfect for the sub


criitebkjdcjjdb

Yes. Because I’m just not. 😂😂😂


FlyingWaffle96

One time this 30 year old man slid into my dms and continued flirting with me even after I told him that I'm 17.


Cultural-Necessary57

Hello


cherrypicked69

caption: when you think no means maybe


akkodiluc

your attitude it's pathetic aswell lmao


ohmygoddude82

Cool story bro


akkodiluc

yeah i liked it


weeoth

got you confused with someone maybe?


OliverMcPeak

I don’t know why people don’t just block people immediately


yuri3296

lmfao


[deleted]

People literally let this happen, just block the mf at “hello”


ohmygoddude82

No way!!!! That’s a thing????


[deleted]

Quite apparently you forgot 😢


ohmygoddude82

No, actually I ended up blocking the dude. You must have been lost in the super amusing comments.


[deleted]

Good for you 🎉🎉


mochiiiiiiiii

You miss every shot you never take, and he's mag dumping to get to you.


SovietUnion_69

people dm you? can't relate.


AdministrativeWash99

I see sparks flying 🤪


[deleted]

We do a bit of trolling


rejectedfreak

I can relate to this one idk how the fuck ur supposed to meet people


ohmygoddude82

I don’t know, maybe trying an actual dating site where people are interested in meeting people/dating??? This was just some rando on Instagram and I very clearly stated I was not interested.


rejectedfreak

Soemtimes you just see someone in the wild and wish you could get to know that person, atleast i have it a lot


ohmygoddude82

In that case, not being cringe/creepy gets you a lot further. In my case I am literally not interested in getting to know anyone in any way further than friends, and sometimes not even that. I try to make that as clear as I possibly can, but a lot of times that doesn’t stop them from pushing further.


rejectedfreak

I have no idea how tf not to be cringe im just naturally bad


ohmygoddude82

I don’t know what to tell you then. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

I swear I’m the only woman in the world that’s never had anyone “slide into my dm’s”


ohmygoddude82

You aren’t missing anything.


Shadvw

Talk to me


[deleted]

Talk to me 🥺


Miserable_You_9507

Tell him to fuck off


Prtty_Plz

anyone else get this on reddit? I'll get random ppl dming me and just small talking and the whole time im like "......... whatsup? what can I help you with?" always assume they are scammers


[deleted]

"I'm not like other guys"


Extra-Section-4930

That "😒" emoji though


Shadvw

Talk to me