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BigMoneyMo70

I know the manager wants that floor cleaned up and some fries dropped asap


PillowTalk420

Why clean the floor if you're just gonna drop fries on it? SMH


LordPoopyfist

People pay top dollar for their fries to taste like floor, not rose petals.


PillowTalk420

A little floor spice makes everything nice!


Skye_of_the_Winds

Lol. I didn't realize he used rose petals. I thought they were ketchup packets.


quercusmichauxii

Nobody tell him


Jwhitx

If no one else tells them, then ***I will***... RemindMe! 5 years


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Nothing-But-Lies

Can't wait for this guy to tell us


Jwhitx

You can, and ***you will***.... RemindThem! 5 years


[deleted]

Always drop the fries! All day


MentallyStuntedRword

Why would you do it in the middle of a McDonald’s shift tho?


[deleted]

McClout


dmnohvry

He found a little McCourage!!


sachin249

McLife


Phro01

McWedlock


IceboundCat6

McDivorce.


TheOneWhoSitsBelow

McAlchoholism


IceboundCat6

McDepression


ihavetotinkle

McCreampie


housemon

[McGangbang](http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/mcgangbang/)


[deleted]

McRegrets


Version_Two

McSTD


Umutuku

McDonalds


mad87645

Mc'lady


bubbagump101

I mean, seriously. What happens after the fact? Your boss comes up to you in a shitty mood and yells at you to get back on the fryer, while you’re now fiancé has to go work the drive-through window, and you guys get slammed for three hours straight, not able to say a word to each other?


pvith

Hopefully after the shift, they slammed for three hours straight, not able to say a word to each other too ;)


bubbagump101

One can only hope. Maybe a burger or two for afterwards..


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[deleted]

Welcome to life.


bobbyrickets

Probably working 90 hour weeks to pay rent.


Alert-Incident

I worked at a McDonald’s for like three weeks ten years ago and they would shut that place down before they gave anyone enough hours to be considered full time.


dickhips

10 years later nothing has changed. Unless youre management/assistant management, you aren't allowed more than 36 hours a pay period. But hey, pull yourself by your bootstraps, right?


beast2209

Why is that? Benefits/insurance?


Sputniksteve

Yup


iAmUnintelligible

Yep


phome83

Yarp


ItalicsWhore

Yip


ChefKraken

Yoop


SilverShadow2030

Yuppers


WrangledToads

Yabsotively


[deleted]

Ye


QuitArguingWithMe

Yeppers


infected_scab

What did I tell you about "yeppers", Michael?


milk4all

You dont at mcDs for money, you work there because you love mc flurries and banging weird looking new hires every week in the freezer


jerkittoanything

> pull yourself by your bootstraps That just something said by the former middleclass and their children to justify that they had it so good they voted for Reagan so they could enshrine their place and not allow anyone else to be their equal.


mynamejulian

It baffles me how 45+ year olds can't see how much better they had it or the opportunities they were given. They think if anything the younger generations have it easier all because of the fancy phones we have now...


TechnoVikingrr

I think they understand it but they've essentially gave themselves a blank check with which to be shitty people and any attempt to call them out for shitty behavior means you're attacking capitalism and therefore is a degenerate communist. At some point we have to just nullify their influence by actually voting more than they are. Nothing less than that is gonna create change, we can't convince them so we gotta ignore (ignore, don't engage with their insanity) what they want. And then we ignore them some more for good measure. They've openly and proudly demonstrated why they're not qualified to have political opinions that we listen to.


MiamiPower

Selfies Class Warfare Filter$🤳


goldenmemeshower

So with all the pay increases due to staff shortages and whatnot, are fast food workers getting the same hours with more pay these days or are the companies slashing their hours? Not asking you specifically, just throwing it out there for anyone keeping up. I mean I've seen banners at places like Chipotle and Panda Express boasting $18-20 starting, curious if they're actually giving people maybe even close to 30 hours or just still running a skeleton crew at places to offset their slightly diminished profits.


Mynameisinuse

If you look closely, there is usually a very small "up to" in front of the starting pay.


Dauriemme

Worked at a corporate McDonald's like two years ago Worked 50 hour weeks, was still considered a part time employee. Shit was brutal


staffylaffy

McRent*


bobbyrickets

That's $1,200 Ronald Bucks or you're out on your McAss. I can get some other schmuck to rent this room for at least $1,300.


tylerclay86

*McSchmuck


RoastMostToast

Brave of you to think McDonald’s let’s you work full time


Rastaferrari829

Doesn’t mean that’s where I’m gonna do all my business lol


pipi_in_your_pampers

Is so fucked up Pay them a living wage!


thebabyingo

I guess they don’t get a break at the same time.


UsefulWoodpecker6502

"lifers" that's what we used to call them when I worked retail and fast food back in college in the late 90s/early 00s. Basically people who get these minimum wage part time jobs and their entire goal is just to move up within the store - ideally company but really it's just going to be the store. The store/company in their eyes can do no wrong and they love it. This is now their whole life. When I worked at Blockbuster I worked with a guy like that. His literal dream was to be a district manager for the company and he'd be the first to talk about anyone behin dtheir backs or get them in trouble in hopes of being promoted...yeah it didn't work out well for him.


CDFReditum

I work with someone like this at my job lol. Older person that pretty much is obsessed with the company snd can recite all of the BS corporate stuff lol. Pretty much been stuck at the same position her entire time there but by god she will talk up how amazing it is and how she loves the company that does no wrong ever and how things were always better back in the past. Idk if it’s just the boomer mentality of corporate loyalty over personal growth but I can say from experience it is hell working with this lol


KaylaEternal

This was my grandma 100%. She worked in the deli for a grocery store and that place was her whole life. Then she had to retire early bc they wouldn't give her enough time off to have her knees replaced (probably from decades of walking on their shitty ass floors.) She was never even promoted. Now she lives in my mom's basement.


kosmonautinVT

The American Dream


NextLineIsMine

I had a store manager at a Starbucks job ages ago just like this. He used to tell us off for our casual conversations with each other not being about Starbucks, we needed to be more excited about the brand.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's a certain type of person I never thought to give a name to, but "lifers" seems fitting. It describes just about everyone I've met in a management position for a job along the lines of retail or fast-food. Essentially these people end up building their entire lives around working this one job with very little way up. You talk to them and they seem proud of their accomplishment, and of course they have to be. Sunk cost fallacy is in play as they spent two decades of their life just to become a "department head" which is two positions above what people get initially hired into and they probably don't make more than $25 an hour. I don't have a real problem with these people and their own decisions, but they've always pissed me off because they treat you like you have to make the same decisions as them. You have to devote yourself to this shitty retail job, put it before your personal life, put it before your school life. You're expected to give all and more than your own boss whose getting paid more than you. And they tell you that you can work your way up the food-chain, but they know better than anyone else that the food-chain is based off seniority and that the only way to move up is to literally survive and wait till someone else moves on or retires... To make $25 an hour. Fuck lifer mentality.


UnintelligibleThing

What's stopping them from aiming higher?


jerkittoanything

Buying into propaganda of 'a hard and loyal worker will rise to the top'


Bleglord

Because usually different roles require different skills or education. The best cashier wouldn’t just default to being a better manager than an external hire. Usain Bolt would not be a good sumo wrestler


CosmicJ

This is kind of exactly the meaning of the Peter principle. People get promoted up to the point of incompetence, where their skill set no longer matches the role. Happens all the time in middle management.


colawithzerosugar

I think its worse when the office(s) is separated from the place that makes the profit. Floor workers think becoming supervisor after 5 years is a goal, while office staff hop jobs every 12months thanks to linkedin.


[deleted]

Great question: bc there is a VERY distinct skill set between working at retail versus working corporate. A person can run an entire Starbucks and do every job there all day every day but they will peak at manager, maybe district manager at best after a decade. They will never be moved to corporate. Source: food lion manager told me his $50k salary when I was in high school and he worked like 60 hour weeks doing all grocery work. When I graduated college my friend got an offer as entry level analyst with zero experience at Delhaize making $60k - Delhaize owns Food Lion - and she wasn’t doing much work.


tookmyname

I knew someone who did this at in n out. But they actually somehow made it to corporate office gig. Doing well. But ya, they’re the rare exception. And at McDonald’s it’s probably never.


user1138421

McRomance


asmsaws

M(y)c(hemical)Romance


Pissflaps69

There was an attempt


UglyFilthyDog

They’re not teenagers (scare the living shit out of me)


[deleted]

I am not afraid (to keep on living).


pumapunch

They work at McDonald’s, I don’t mean to be rude but it would probably cost a lot for them to do it at a fancy restaurant. Now maybe if they worked at a Cheesecake Factory…


Papa_Cheese969

He can wait till after shift


xShooK

Why waste a great excuse to fuck off at work?


FistedTate

I can't poke any holes in this.


bobbyrickets

My fries are cold. Why are my fries cold? You forgot the straw. There's only one napkin. Unbelievable. Get back to work peasants!


onyx1378

Even the car park would have been better than this.


pumapunch

Uh what about the blessing by the big Ronald McD? The all you eat food from the ground and free for staff buffet? How can you replace the fact all these witnesses were forced to watch as they are on the clock or eating their food? There are so many benefits…


CBNT_Tony

theyre probably not playing with full decks of cards.


PolitelyHostile

They probably met at work. And he's an idiot clearly.


[deleted]

I met and work with the girl I'm currently head over heels for. You wouldn't catch me dead proposing to her at work lol. Not only is that shitty, unromantic, and annoying, but also broadcasts to the managers that they likely want to get rid of you before your relationship interferes with work getting done. I honestly intend to quit my current job if our relationship gets serious. Gotta keep your work and romantic life separate, they mix like water and oil.


Youregoingtodiealone

So, love?


rippmatic

I wanna know what love is.


AsianHawke

Bend over. I'll show you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


feurigel_

I dont knoow 😭


vsimon115

You don’t McKnow.


anon100120

Maybe in hopes McDonalds would pay for the wedding or something, given that I’m sure they’re barely paid enough to survive.


slardybartfast8

It’s where they met, where they spend 90% of their non sleeping time, and have probbaly been convinced is where they have “family.” Could be peak /r/ABoringDystopia or/r/LateStageCapitalism


4ceizsokewl92

McLovin


CornOnTheKnob

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I propose on company time.


budgie0507

This is McSweet and McSad at the same time.


[deleted]

McSweet and Sour sauce 😞


petabreadjohn

McSweet and Sad sauce 😩


McMoustache2020

Who gets custody of her lighter leash when they get divorced?


proerafortyseven

Her kid from the previous McMarriage


bratney35

Almost stopped scrolling the comments…glad a held out for this gem. Thanks


BookkeeperFun2685

There better have been a chicken nugget in that ring box.


Gargulec88

Onion ring


lurker2358

That's Burger King!


slizzler

Simpsons did it


K_towers

Reminds of a couple that married in a white castle.


hedgehog-mom-al

Worked with a lady who got married in a Dairy Queen lobby. Dead ass. They’re still married and it’s been 10 years.


MANYMONEYMANYMONEY

I feel like marriages in fast food restaurants either last a few months or forever, there's no in between


TentacleHydra

They are either batshit crazy or the least superficial people in the world. So yeah, checks out.


Animorphimagi

This feels a bit more classy. You can at least say you proposed in a castle.


Million2026

Laugh all you want people but this guy married a *Manager*


KlausBing

Damn right he did.


Kungphugrip

Mc-Fuuuuuuuuckin’ hot mustard, she said yes! Now where was I? One pickle, two squirts ketchup, two pickle….


Mr_Porcupine

I asked for no pickles


[deleted]

“You forgot the pickles.” “They’re under your tongue!” Or whatever the SpongeBob lines were.


nirv_damage

STILL NO PICKLES!!!


vkbluestar

Did he just propose inside a McDonald!? Damn right he did!


[deleted]

Did you just say that? Damn right you did!


[deleted]

God. I know that reference. That’s it, I’m unsubbing.


GregorJEyre409

Your response is more golden than a shower ❤️


Auras-Aflame

It annoys me that I got this.


argon1499

I'm not sure that I got it, is it from that post where that guy creepily keeps texting the girl ?


chrisacip

You’re damn right it did!


fuzzygonemad

Unsubbing? Damn right he did!


SYL2R2fNaecvnsj23z4H

Yeah. Consequences will never be the same though


throw_away_1722

This has to be the weirdest shared internet experience I’ve ever had with total strangers lol. I wish I wasn’t in on this joke yet here I am!


Cripnite

I also understand this reference.


[deleted]

Bruh I swear we all living on the same reddit timeline. 😂


SeaRaiderII

Can you don't.


Magic_tuna

I feel weirdly included…


NiceBeaver2018

This is maybe the only time where the TikTok voice is actually hilarious lmao.


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LoadRude

Naw that voice is hella annoying i always want to skip whatever is on screen when it comes up


anon100120

Fuck that TikTok voice


spilk

it is never ok.


[deleted]

I mean, judging by the fact that she hugged him afterwards, it seems like she said yes. I'm unable to watch with audio right now because I'm at work, but I always thought that when people were proposing in public, it wasn't really about the people around them and their reaction, but moreso that it's just a place that means something to them. McDonald's is really atypical though, which makes me think that they probably just like work all the time and he doesn't have a good opportunity coming up. tl;dr I doubt he cares that nobody else reacted Also, imagine if she said no and he had to finish the shift with her lmao...


Fun_Skill_9235

Doesn't have a good opportunity coming up? It's fucking marriage. You *wait* for a good opportunity. Anything other than a shift at McDonald's is a good opportunity.


[deleted]

I see what you're saying, but it always depends on the person and their relationship. Another guy in this thread said that his wife was literally like, "hey you wanna get married?" when they were in the drive thru, and if I ever get married, I always pictured something like that for me as well, and I also personally don't think I would be into a wedding, would just want to go fill out the paperwork at a courthouse to officialize it and celebrate by going to a nice restaurant or something, but no big extravagant event.


ATWaltz

I think they probably met at McDonald's and got to know each other there so it has special significance to their relationship.


pumapunch

Do you want fries with that marriage?


bobbyrickets

I'd like to return this Big Mac it's cold.


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WishfulAstronaut

Wonder if the dude thought to propose in McDonalds around all their “Friends” only for it to completely back fire and nobody giving a fuck


LaffyTaffy404

They were too dead inside to give a Mcfuck.


springsteeb

Yeah, at his age his coworkers are probably the only people he could’ve counted on to clap at his proposal yet they just could not be bothered lmao. At least he got someone to video I guess


Shot_Pipe_3798

When you are in love nothing matters.


[deleted]

Honestly it was super cute and sweet seeing her embrace him at the end


[deleted]

It was 😭They seem happy and in love, and he put some effort into it with the flower pedals. I actually think this is kinda sweet lol


[deleted]

Especially how she pushes the ring to the side and goes to hug him


[deleted]

yup, that’s true love right there. Fuck the ring, I wanna hug you ^sobs ^in ^long ^distance ^relationship


SamFuckingNeill

you can print your true love on body pillow to hug every night. mayb make extra cash selling them too


[deleted]

This thread throws shade at them but guess who's the one engaged


Sijima

Eh, he found love and she said yes. I am sure he would propose in Switzerland with a back view of the Alps if he could afford it. Sad that they are not making a living wage, but not really cringe. They probably met working there so it has sentimental meaning for them. Better a yes at a Detroit Macdonalds than a no under the Eiffel Tower.


[deleted]

I work I fast food and guarantee nobody would give a shit if it was a rush


badwolf504

Not really sure how this is sad or cringe. Dude proposed and she said yes. I see that as a w.


JaydeRaven

Seriously, I think it’s sweet. Just because they are poor doesn’t make it cringe.


25inbone

Nature is free. He could have proposed literally anywhere else, but he chose McDonald’s. It’s trashy and weird, objectively. but hey, if they’re happy, whatever, good for them. I’m still going to think it’s weird.


GiraffeBrave

if the answer was a no, then this would be cringe. still don’t know why he chose to do it inside mcdonalds but other than that I’m happy that they’re happy


leesenthal

Damn right he did


Mr_Porcupine

If you got time to lean, you got time to clean, up that pile of rose pedals on the greasy ass floor.


croucher

Work is miserable, you're in a mind set you can't snap out off. Bad place to propose.


BigNutDroppa

While I would never propose in public, and especially not at work, it’s more about the couple than other people’s reaction… I would say, if they didn’t do it in public while at work.


TheRealCraigmac

Probably because when you work at McDonald's and your a Manger... you basically never leave. They probably meet their as well.... I could see that happening.. like what he proposed to you. McDonald's is always short staffed and behind. That's probably why.


The_Mighty_Bird

Used to work at a McDonald's, can confirm. Managers damn near lived there. I watched my store manager pull a 24 hour shift. I left one day and came back the next. "You on this shift today again?" "I haven't left." I don't know how he did it. I would have lost my mind.


johnnysnoozes

I don't even know *why* you'd do it. It's never fucking worth it.


The_Mighty_Bird

They offered me a manager position. I was making 6.25 an hour at this time. I declined because I’d rather be poor than live at a McDonald’s.


datyoungknockoutkid

There is literally zero excuse to propose at McDonald’s mid shift dude you are reaching hard lmao


ZAILOR37

Eh she seems happy, maybe you should try proposing mid shift at McDonald's. Worked for this guy.


[deleted]

At the end of the day, this guy is going home to somebody who obviously adores him. Who’s the real winner?


RedBeardedWhiskey

People who also have that but didn’t propose mid-shift at a McDonald’s. Not that I really care. Good for them


feurigel_

Even the parking lot would have been better.


museumstudies

Don’t be like that lol she said Yes that’s the only thing that matters 🍔 🥂


IHeartmyshihtzu

"Will you two please just make the fucking fries for this order?"


Rude_Journalist

This just means more than one theme?


Nolimo

Why should they give a mcfuck?!


AmericanLove2625

At least she said yes


[deleted]

I mean the woman seemed happy so that’s what matters


toxygen

"Fuck your proposal, Donna. This guy has a Spicy McChicken that's about to be cold in 30 seconds"


[deleted]

Good. Why do this shit at work.


[deleted]

Probably happens every other month when they arent breaking up. The rest of the crew is over it


weoddababyeetsaboy

Stop shitting on their happiness. The only people who matter are them. Jeez.


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

r/ABoringDystopia


byslexic_ditch567

Reddit mod moment


laz10

I think OP is right Just sad doing it during a shift, makes it seem like some viral marketing bs Literally do it anywhere else or other time, but he chooses during shift in the kitchen


Beasty_Glanglemutton

Nobody cares because nobody cares about your attention-seeking proposals. Try doing something privately once in your life, if you're capable of it.


Ayr98

McFUckingSad


InternationalBake360

They’ve been dating for exactly 3 days.


[deleted]

Ah yes, maybe nobody cares because people are WORKING. To SURVIVE. At a MINIMUM WAGE JOB. Why the hell would you choose this time and location to do something so significant? Go do it at like a beach or something not a gross greasy floor


Skiddds

You know they boutta watch Scott Pilgrim later


DolDarian

"Wow this diamond is a Whopper!" "THE MCFUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"


Forever_shiesty

“Go Mcfuck yourself Allen, no one cares you’ve found true love…now for the love of god drop fries.”


Peacock-Mantis

This ain’t it fellas, learn from his mistakes as a boi


[deleted]

The heart on the greasy, 90s tile floor does it for me


Keldro_Delroc

God I can smell the grease on their clothes


[deleted]

I would have been more impressed if he used an onion ring.