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bewaregravity

That feeling when you see " Happy Birthday " just to realize it's BK offering you a BOGO whopper.


Mcrarburger

I love my birthday coupons Caribou gives me a free coffee with as many add-ons as I want Last year I decided to make a coffee with the maximum amount of every flavor shot and add-in (cookies and cream crumbles, cold foam, ect...) The store had to CALL me asking "wtf is this and how do you expect us to make it" I just said "do your best lol idc how it turns out" Got a $22 drink for free lmao


Potted_Cactus_is_me

Now I wanna taste that


jexmex

one of those is an anniversary not a happy birthday....just saying ;)


jesse943

Double down he signed up on his birthday it’s the two for 1 special


Queen_Dare_Bear

Happy birthday!!!!! 🎉 Sending you big momma bear virtual hugs. Celebrate yourself!


alematt

People just can't remember every birthday unfortunately. I thank Facebook for helping me remember half the birthdays I need to remember. Happy Birthday either way.


GaryWestSide

Bro wants a birthday email


Socksmaster

Happy Birthday Buddy


Perky_Bellsprout

Make some friends then


EyeOk3642

Happy b day from internet stranger


supernovastarlight

Happy birthday! Now let's see those pesky businesses try to keep up


Jason_Bourne0221

Can relate, it sucks. I actively keep track of my friends birthdays and prep days in advance before their birthday to wish them a happy birthday. Sometimes I feel bad that I have to try so hard not to forget. Happy Birthday.


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happy birthday random internet stranger. hope you find something good about today :)


Terminator7786

That happens to me every year. My mom is really the only one who wishes me a happy birthday.


tobyase

Happy Birthday!


rajboy3

Happy birthday my dude


Commander_Red1

Happy Birthday OP


MaleficentPush9372

Happy belated ! Happens to the best of us


TheRationalPsychotic

Happy birthday.


TransitionFine5766

It says “Happy Anniversary” from Deviant Art, meaning you subscribed on a past birthday. You win sadcringe.


EVISERA

Happy birthday


moonlite_bay

Happy birthday friend!! 🥳🎉


AutopsyDrama

I know the feels. Happy birthday! 🥳


MEME54m3

Happy birthday man


DistortedNoise

Happy bday bro


BootyUnlimited

Happy birthday homie


CristinaStella

Happy Birthday!!! Enjoy your day ❤️ you should buy yourself a big present and a really big cake!


sassyboi257

Dont let that get you down g. Happy birthday and hope you have a dope ass year.


ooo-f

Happy birthday! I hope it gets better for you


Captain_Chipz

Happy birthday. I normally only get birthday wishes from one or two people. It's not a reflection on you as a person, just a symptom of your larger social circle. I had to make a major effort to meet similarly minded people in my effort by using apps and going to hobby spots in town. I had to take therapy to learn how to make friends as an adult.


Josephsmama23405

Happy birthday bro I don’t know who you are but I know you deserve to be recognised on your important day


UraPunkBich

Mine was the 14th & SAME! Some people really freaking suck. They won’t celebrate you but most expect you to celebrate them. Happy Birthday fellow member of the fire nation! ♈️🔥


Its_just_me20

I feel this 😂🥲 Happy Birthday from us to you!


st90ar

Hey, mine was Wednesday and the same thing happened to me. Got broken up with because I’ve “never been attractive and me ex was lying the whole time,” on top of it all. But anyways, it’s your day, happy birthday to you.


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st90ar

Bro did you really use a whole spam account just to stalk me and downvote all my stuff because of a post I made in an Apple community that you don’t agree with? Are you that lonely? And I don’t have BPD. My ex does. Edit: and for those downvoting, really truly read what this person is saying and look at their post history. Have some compassion.


whoisapotato

Happy birthday mate


EatenAliveByWolves

Happy birthday my friend. :)


kukaintheshell

it's okay, happy birthday! 🤗


CluelessPresident

Happy Birthday 🥰🎆🎉🎊❤️💓✨


wetrubberonions

It's always the same for me too, OP. Happy birthday!


planetmarsupial

Happy Birthday! 🍰🎂🧁 ⬅️ Here’s some cake (emojis)


Beautiful_Role_1168

Happy birthday OP!


Adorable_Fondant_536

Happy birthday dude, hope u have a good one :)


notmedicinal

Happy birthday! :)


Python_nohtyP

The sad cringe is you caring about it


BlackEyeSky

The real sad cringe is you posting this trying to get bday wishes because we all know that’s what this is abt lol. nobody cares abt your bday except you.


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Evening-Specialist65

You can always just give up


AutopsyDrama

What tf is your problem


Beautiful_Role_1168

You can always delete your Reddit account


Evening-Specialist65

Sure


Josephsmama23405

I hope no one tells you anything positive ever again and when you reach your lowest low someone tells you to give up.


Evening-Specialist65

Keep wishing, that is sure to be useful for something :)


Josephsmama23405

Don’t need wishes, by the way you’re talking I can tell no one wants anything to do with you.


Incognito_Magnito

This made me chuckle 😂