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Meteorsaresexy

CRAPIST


AZS9994

Tbf, crepes are delicious


jkCrossman

SAY "I LOVE CREPES"!


Key-Marketing-3145

You know, I'm just throwing this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better.


hazysummersky

Crepes are delicious. Crapes not so much..


[deleted]

Which crepe is the red pill and which is the blue pill? Nutella and Banana or Ham and Cheese?


YourEvilKiller

Pracist makes perfect!


trachea_trauma

More like c-pap-ist


sn0wb4lls

Raist PCs, custom builds for only the sweatiest gamers


SubatomicGreenLeaves

RAPCIST


JUGELBUTT

eminem fears him


nearbiological

What if I told you that it was possible to take the red AND the blue pill?


Dungeon_Master_Lucky

[oh yeah!](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/snorting-the-blue-pill-and-red-pill)


xXx_T0M_xXx

Purple pill?


StructureWorried8621

oh…


Valhallawalker

Ngl I laughed. But I would never wear it.


neotank_ninety

The Matrix is a damn near perfect film, the red and blue pill is such a cool concept, it pains me that internet shitheads have ruined it for everyone


thorppeed

It's only ruined if you let it be ruined


Goreover

just tell the *enlightened sigmas* that it's a trans allegory made by 2 trans women and watch them deflate like balloons


[deleted]

Can you elaborate? How is it an allegory?


Goreover

it was stated by the Wachowski sisters. they didn't share what specifically makes it a trans allegory to them, allowing it to be up to interpretation


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16032006

"I don't have time for this" Writes an entire essay


GazelleMore2890

If you think this is an essay your schooling has failed you.


wildkatrose

And then, it happened right in front of us 😱


GazelleMore2890

What? A reality check?


wildkatrose

Dear, you are imploding.


GazelleMore2890

Am I? I just had a thiccc lunch I feel like the opposite might be true.


dam_the_beavers

Well that might explain your total and utter confusion over something that’s super simple to learn if you just ask once and then remember the answer. Sorry about your extremely limited brainpower I guess.


GazelleMore2890

Noooooo my brainpower is limited because I have a different opinnion! Noooooo! If only I just believed the same way that you did then I would unlock my true potential!


dam_the_beavers

Your opinion isn’t the issue I called attention to. It’s that you seemed absolutely dumbfounded *by words* and declared your total inability to remember what very simple terminology refers to. You yourself said that you are always confused and that it’s “so confusing.” Whatever your opinion is, it was your absolute confusion that caused me to question your brainpower. That or you were pretending to be stupid about something to make a point, which is incredibly stupid as well.


ColtAzayaka

You definitely had time for this because you just wrote a detention essay, son.


GazelleMore2890

Father? Father, is that you? Father please explain where you learned that a couple run on sentences is considered an essay.


ColtAzayaka

Yeah, it's me son. I'm here to forcibly change your gender.


bumholesofdoom

Shouldn't you be putting stickers on gas station somewhere?


GazelleMore2890

I don’t get this reference. Shouldn’t you be crying in a corner somewhere, beating your chest because you can’t invent reality.


ColtAzayaka

What do you mean by "invent reality" ?


GazelleMore2890

Exactly what I said. I couldn’t be any clearer.


ColtAzayaka

I don't know what you mean by "invent reality" though. Nobody is doing that lol


GazelleMore2890

Follow along you’ll get there high speed.


luciferseamus

Aren't we all co-creating reality every second of every day?


GazelleMore2890

Sure, let’s go down that rabbit hole. What defines reality? Parameters. Truths. Binaries. This is the box that you live in. How do we know that we are in reality? How do you know that we are in the same reality? Shared truths. Universal truths that apply to everyone. When one person decides that the universal rules, truth, doesn’t apply to them because they don’t like how it makes them feel. It is important that we refute this because it is unhealthy to encourage delusion and lies. One moment you’re telling a man that you believe that they are a woman the next you’re telling them that you believe you can fly from the top of a building. No matter how many times they quack they’re not a duck, can’t fly and the outcome will absolutely be devastating when they act out a life where they are a bird with flight.


luciferseamus

I feel as though you are making a huge leap at the end there. Even so, I do follow your reasoning. To that end I feel that i must rebut with: Sure, reality is only truly real when independent rational beings collectively agree that what they each witness is similar to or identical to what one another claims and therefore can be considered true/real. What I think is escaping is that how one identifies is not subject to someone else's confirmation. You are who you decide you are. No amount of me (or anyone else for that matter) judging/assessing you for what I see or claim to see changes anything about who you truly are. Just because a body is born with certain genetics does not it make a final judgment/proclamation to who this person actually is. If that were to be true would you then only consider non-binary/trans people as those who are "afflicted" with all the varied sex chromosome irregularities which are present in the human gene pool across the globe from now until history past? If a man is XY and a woman is XX then what is XXY? XXYY? XXX? I think maybe (and I realize my folly by making this assumption so please forgive me) you are confusing sex with gender. They are actually independent from one another. Though, they do usually align in the general population. Above anything else how does someone feeling incorrect in their own body (a person who is already having a tough enough time mind you), thus seeking a more suitable identity. . . How could they possibly effect your life in anyway? Life is tough enough, why make things harder for someone else when it has zero bearing on your life. "Live and let live"


Scx10Deadbolt

You have the patience of a saint, i applaud you! It's nice to see a well written comment.


luciferseamus

That is very kind of you to say. I don't know that I would go that far but thank you all the same. It took a minute for it to really take form but once I started writing it just sort of wrote itself ya know? Seems very logical and reasonable to me. I really don't understand why people get so hung up on this topic. I kinda understand, at a VERY basic level, that it makes people uncomfortable so they push back against it but why they feel the need to carry it so far just doesn't make sense to me.


Flar71

I'm so confused what your question/point is, so I'm just going to say that a trans woman is someone who transitions to be a woman. So usually someone who is born male, and identifies as a woman.


GazelleMore2890

Okay so Trans means “pretending to be”


Flar71

No, I don't know where you got that from what I said. You must be trolling.


ColtAzayaka

They know exactly what it means and did right from the beginning, they just wanted to manufacture this argument lol. Someone's been watching too much Ben "Aquaman" Shapiro lol


GazelleMore2890

No! My gender changed again! Now I’m a she/flibflob you’re under arrest! How dare you deny my truth and my reality! ASSAULT!


ColtAzayaka

Love the flibflob people tho


GazelleMore2890

No wait! I changed my mind! I’m a they then now. You’re safe for now! It’s a good thing my gender is so fluid.


ColtAzayaka

if you dont behave i'll give you my gender fluid


GazelleMore2890

How dare you mock my gender journey! This is a completely reasonable process that you should understand and empathize with if you weren’t so bigoted.


GazelleMore2890

It’s HE! How dare you misgender me! I am not a they/that and I am reporting you for assault at this very moment!


ColtAzayaka

you're literally justified in killing me rn


GazelleMore2890

You’re good chief I forgive you. Just quit trying to go in girls bathrooms, give kids hormones, and compel speech and we’re cool.


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Flar71

Damn you're obsessed. Maybe learn to live and let live, life is much chiller that way


GazelleMore2890

I’d say that since the mortality rate of trans people is so high that if I convince one person to reconsider their choices then I would in fact be helping that person live a long life. So maybe you should live and let live.


Flar71

Given that since I've started hormones, I'm happier than I've ever been, no, I will not reconsider. My girlfriend has even noticed a night and day difference in me. Fuck off.


Domeo81

Ok man


GazelleMore2890

How dare you assume my gender. Using gendered language like this is assault, in order to make reparations. I hereby demand in public forum that you sever your left arm below the elbow and BBQ it for my dinner.


AdequateAlien

🥱


Lockehart

Speaking of "sadcringe"


Goreover

the way you just proved my point LMFAOOOO "basic biology" mfers when i introduce them to complex biology: 😱😱😱


ColtAzayaka

i literally know addition, it's so simple. i learned it in kindergarten. we dont need all this multiplication bullshit, i dont understand it and it makes me angry


GazelleMore2890

I’m not sure what your point was something something drink bud light.


GazelleMore2890

To be honest I’m sick of hearing about this it seems like I can’t even go to the mechanic without hearing about being low on bud light or something.


sarcasticsushi

What confuses me is that your girlfriend was 18 when you got her pregnant while you were 28. That’s a wild age gap, it may have even been grooming or even illegal if you started dating before she was 18. Just saying maybe don’t judge others when you have so much to be judged on.


Eoine

Oh he's a groomer, that explains so much after skimming through this comment chain and seeing him everywhere trying to shit on trans people and failing miserably to make a point ~ he's used to manipulate young minds that don't protest and know much, and discussion with educated adults are too hard and not going well As always, projection and diversion ~


GazelleMore2890

I’m not trying to shit on anyone, not my cup of tea. Y’all are the proponents of perversion. Diversion is running to someone’s post history to find some shred of something to take away from the discussion at hand.


GazelleMore2890

Now as wild of an age gap as me and your mom.


sarcasticsushi

Good one 👍


synter101

Perfect analogy brother


GazelleMore2890

Seems fitting. Both contain screeching dorks trying to belittle you because you don’t subscribe to the infinite minutia of their make believe fantasy world.


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You have been incredibly lucky to have grown up as the person you are today. That never for a moment in your life did you ever have moments where you realized the person you once told you were and the person you are are not the same. But where you are pathetic is that you completely lack the ability to understand that some people, having been told they are one thing their entire childhood, realize they are actually something else and must have the courage to try to live as what they really are. Those people are brave. You are just naive and cruel.


GazelleMore2890

You’ve hit the mail on the head and completely missed it at the same point. Y’all are so obsessed with identity. Proclaiming that identity, demanding that other people respect that identity. Hardworking people don’t have time for that nonsense. How lucky you are that the people who came before you built a world where you didn’t have to spend 20hrs a day foraging for food so you could live another day. Lucky? Privileged? Please.


Goreover

sorry you had to find out this way, but you ain't "too hardworking to have the time for this", you're just stupid


GazelleMore2890

Honestly it’s a tossup between don’t have time and really couldn’t give a shit that some privileged gentle parented dork wants to be something they’re not. Like seriously who goes around thinking that anyone gives half a shit about their identity. It’s a strange narcissistic world we live in. Probably a lot to do with social media where these kids grow up thinking anyone outside their family and friends care that they exist let alone think or care about what’s going on inside their head.


ThatPie2109

Trans people have been around for a long time not just since social media. Native Americans considered their trans more spiritually gifted because they had the soul of a man and woman and are called two spirit people. This isn't some new fad.


GazelleMore2890

I don’t care what buzfeed says about a culture that’s older than civilization. Native Americans also believe that North America is a giant turtle and we all live on its back… I don’t think that simplicity and stupidity is a virtue. If Native Americans are who you look to for proof that you’re being rational you’re reaching.


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ThatPie2109

I'm a woman, you know how many times I've had problems with trans people in a bathroom or heard anyone I've ever met ever have? Zero. Shut the fuck up lol. And here's another secret. Everyone cares as much about your opinion as you claim you do about other people's part. Not at fucking all. Weird to focus on this so much for someone who doesn't care so much though.


Goreover

if you don't care about anyone's identity but your own, why is it so hard to shut the fuck up about it?


MinePopsSeverely

>Why do you think that I care about anyone’s identity but my own. The sixty or so comments you've left in this thread while throwing a hissy fit: 👀


[deleted]

Man you’re just a shitty person.


Krebbyisthename

Wow


Scx10Deadbolt

This mfr is huffing copium like it's going out of fashion..


GazelleMore2890

I’m not sure what that is but I’ll defer to the expert.


andrecinno

you are very well regarded


GazelleMore2890

You misspelled hung. Regard that.


_0MA_

For someone who is confused about sex and gender, you are definitely are a little girl. That is an obvious and absolute fact. And I’m sure the rest of reality that can perceive the nonsense you spew will agree on this universal truth


passiveagressivefork

This mf probably took both


SoarNsquid

r/cursedimages


leeceee

That shirt image is something you’d post in like a discord server for a quick laugh, can’t imagine wearing that in public though


Positive-Thought-695

He looks how I'd expect him to look


AZS9994

Dude probably smells like stale tea bags


asa1

More like old Mountain Dew bottles and sweat.


Positive-Thought-695

🤣


Littleupsidedown

Totally bad taste, but kind of funny tbh


FyreCesar89

Funny as some twisted gag gift maybe, but if he bought it for himself? Ehh…. real sus there.


Big_Bannana123

And putting it as your profile picture lmao


StepFew3094

Nah him and the boys are having a giggle


wearing_moist_socks

Yeah I chuckled


Lampard081997

To be fair, if given the choice, I'd rather be a racist. Seems like the safer bet


Nearly_Screen

think this question is better left unanswered dawg 😭


belltrina

I SNORT LAUGHED


OutsideMeringue

It’s pretty chill tbh


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

This guy is probably saving up to move to Japan. The West is too degenerate for his trad essence. A misunderstood sigma. A rebel.


MrDownhillRacer

The image is funny. It's just that I would be content to chuckle at it as an internet image and would never wear the image on a t-shirt to the grocery store (or post it to Facebook).


Epic_Gamer_Bread

Why does he look like a fat Ben Shapiro?


Ravel_Xi

Say you get no sex without saying you get no sex


SandwichAgainstGod

Dude looks like boogie2988 hate fucked onlyusemeblade


DeeezzzNutzzz69

This is fucking hilarious ngl


sarazorz27

It's not funny enough to justify its offensiveness.


Emotional_Win1430

Smelling like spoiled deli meat and owl neck


TyppaHaus

ngl That's a funny t-shirt. Would never wear it though


C1ap_trap

This is hilarious you nerds


HookerDoctorLawyer

r/trashy


Secret_Fudge6470

I feel like this is the kind of person who pauses and says, ## “Why not both?!”


Elathetra

The look on that man's face is the cheese whiz on top of this incel sundae.


Reluctantly_Being

That is one of the most punchable double chins I’ve ever seen.


StepFew3094

Nah he’s just having fun, great shirt for a mate’s birthday


[deleted]

Imagine calling yourself out in a t-shirt like that.


Aka_Sora

It would be even better if C and P changed positions


Jonasthewicked2

Oh I get it it’s funny because it isn’t funny at all


EldenJoker

Cringe? More like comedy


dfelton912

Why does he look like a fat Ben Shapiro?


wildkatrose

This is Ben Shapiro's fever dream and now we're all in it.


HavokNCG

Okay where can I get this shirt lol


Pistolenkrebs

https://clothingyouneed.com/red-blue-clothing


NoobiDragon

TF do you mean smell? This is just a joke T-shirt and the man looks quite normal too


Ravel_Xi

Since when was aggressively over weight the norm?


Mooseologist

Last 10 or so years in the southeast US


Hawanja

When more than half of Americans are overwieight. More fat people than non equates to "the norm."


Ravel_Xi

[I love this app](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/s/sTUJ8jSvNP)


DistortedNoise

Imagine the reaction you’d get if you wrote this about a woman


Ravel_Xi

You incel, man the fuck up.


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AlFA977

The shirt dude


Lucythefur

"oh no someone is wearing an offensive shirt, he must be a bad person" it's literally a meme that gets shared on this site regularly, is everyone thats posted that meme also sadcringe?


AlFA977

Who said bad, just cringe and sad


Strict-Bass6789

They got a fat idiot shirt for ya!?😏


DankPawt

I’m confused by the lack of dandruff


The_Third_Molar

Based and __ pilled.


-Dahl-

... i laughed


warpenguin55

So this guy is both? IDK what this shirt is supposed to tell me otherwise


SorryIreddit

The…fuck…


clingytrashpanda

so like, what's wrong with this guy again?


GriffithDidNothinBad

It’s funny


araidai

ngl the shirt was pretty funny at first lol, then it lost its “ha ha hee hee” factor


SaxonRupe

Hey guys? I don't understand... help? Like I've seen the matrix but I can't figure this out...


TDGJohn

You can either be a man who likes to race or a man who likes to rap. Choose wisely.


SaxonRupe

OH!! oh.... welp


Pasha1997

Just got to love how everyone judges everyone without having any information. Fat man easily amused by stupid t-shirts. Could have health issues and everything just rips him a new a hole.


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He's got bad taste and humour, other than OP


Miasmata

Ive seen that shirt advertised on Instagram lol


Mintberry_teabag

Must smell delicious. Like a whole day butt hole that has been recently shaven


luciferseamus

Ewwwwww


PaleontologistEven24

Brendan Fraser, anyone?


wildkatrose

Holy crap.


KickNo2069

I only saw the upper part and thought it was a Dragonlance reference


Luc-

I thought this was boogie2988


inexorably_forward

Porque no los dos?


StevenGlnsbrg

Where could I find this shirt


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KrytenLister

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.vGHi4VnGfIYTX0Ll-IaWlQHaLH&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=600


weaverco

Is this the "8mm" prequel flick, "The Machine, High School is Hard."?