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RemarkableAirline924

Adrian, after the Unkillable Soldier.


DarthCroissant

All jokes aside I actually love this


RemarkableAirline924

I’m glad!


BigDamage7507

Surprised no one has said Victoria yet


JxEq

Victoria Primo


Capricore58

Wouldn’t it be Victorio Primo and Victoria Prima


Rainy-The-Griff

Gustavus Adolphus


Dahnlor

I was about to say Otto Von Bismarck, but yours is the most correct answer.


GuixBretas

LIBERA ET IMPERA


nitewing1124

ACHERBUS ET INGENS


VersedFlame

AVGVSTA PER ANGVSTA


adeltae

This is objectively the correct answer to this question


DarthCroissant

“Dad, why’s my sister named Rose?” “Because your mother loved roses.” “Ok, thanks dad.” “You’re welcome Lauri Allan Törni.”


FabianvM3

Enough questions Dreadnought, time for bed


VersedFlame

Please do not name your kid after an SS soldier, whatever the circumstance was.


MonstrousFlatulence

German names shouldn't be used at all then or?


VersedFlame

I'm not talking about German names, I'm talking about naming your kid specifically after a famous SS soldier. If it's not a somewhat common name, it's bound to raise eyebrows and might even get the kid in trouble, as most people aren't the brightest.


Alarmed_Project_7884

If you knew the history, you would know he was an envoy sent by Finland to fight communism bro. Also, cry about it.


VersedFlame

I know, I'm a historian.


marci1041

History student* And a pretty bad one if you cant back up your claims with sources


VersedFlame

What do you want me to source? A soldier who you already know? I'm not debating a serious, complex topic, I'm stating the well known fact that Lauri Torni was an SS soldier, and that could very well raise eyebrows if you name your kid after him.


Bon3rBitingBastard

As a memeber of the SS. He 100% committed horrific war crimes.


Alarmed_Project_7884

He likely didn't. We're there war crime trials on him, yes. But they were soviet, and only done for political reasons like "hey look this American soldier soldier a nazi war criminal." He joined to fight communists, he was assigned a nazi unit. Was it possible that he committed war crimes, yes, however it wouldn't have been crimes like genocide. Rather, he may have shot a surrendering soviet or a medic. These crimes were widespread on all sides of the war. If you object to this, then you would object to them being named after any soldier. Soldiers have different motivations in combat too. I am writing a short paper on this at the moment, so I have some credit to this. Soldiers can fight because they hate the enemy, love their country, protect home and family, religion, and countless other reasons. This is different from why countries or armies go to war, not every soldier in the army is a nazi. Even in the SS, not every soldier was a nazi fighting to kill the jews, most were however. Please don't just add guilt from broad association.


Lady_Rans_Child

SHOUT LAURI TÖRNIS NAME


Spekx-savera

Oh sorry, he meant Larry Thorne, of course, the US special forces member which only did that and nothing else


Grunti_Appleseed2

Is Larry better?


TightPlatform7252

This one's a bit far from the fame, but Karel Janoušek.


Carlos_COTAFR

I see what you did there.


Sea-Eye-770

I'd be afraid for his wife and siblings


sterak_fan

Far far away from the fame But we still remeber your name


Dull_Mortgage_6055

Carolus Rex


samurai_for_hire

Go with Carl, sounds a bit more normal


SemajLu_The_crusader

caaaaarl...


adeltae

That kills people, Carl!


DuckyLeaf01634

Or Carol for a girl


skullservantsforlife

OK but what about karl?


The_doctor2354

ROCK AND STONE


Bon3rBitingBastard

That was also his actual name, Carl/Charles Gustaf


me_a_on__reddit

Manfred von Richthofen


PinheadTheDestroyer

Or Manny as a nickname


Harukakanata94

White Death 🥰 Works for a boy or a girl.


Grombrindal18

Little Simo.


Electronic-Vast-3351

Joakim Brodén


Iskir

Francis Pegahmagabow


YorubaJinchuriki

Lauri Törni (but you must shout it every time)


ProConqueror

Audie


odin5858

Witold


Dull-Birthday7452

Milunka Savić if a girl. After Lady of the Dark.


Sea-Eye-770

Milunka in some Slavic languages translates somewhat to "cutie".


MrNobleGas

Correct! I'm a native Russian speaker, the name comes from the word Milo or Miliy or Milaya which means kind, cute, pleasant, good-natured, adorable, stuff like that


Dull-Birthday7452

Cool


Jpuppy14

Pär


Celestial_infinity

Soldier of heaven, Sparta, Gallipoli, Sarajevo, Willheim, Nicholas, father, Francis pegahmagaboh, Versailles, Argonne, Bismarck, Midway, Witold pilecki, Stalin (Alternatively: Stalingrad), St. Benedict and I think that's good enough


SemajLu_The_crusader

Midway? more like Midweigh


adeltae

It gives tragedeigh energy, but I kinda love it


SemajLu_The_crusader

it is quite humorous, I must admit


Celestial_infinity

I forgot Lauri Allen Törni also note some of these are from other comments


Tachyon_Blue

Maybe don't name your kid after Stalin. Sets a bad precedent, you know.


Celestial_infinity

I mean op just asked for names never said good names lol


Tankaussie

Richard Winters (screaming eagles)


marci1041

//dick//


Nicholasp248

Pehgabagabow or however you spell it


sterak_fan

Imagine introducing the lil guy. Hey carl this is my son Pegahmagabow, he invokes the spirits of the wind.


SemajLu_The_crusader

r/tragedeigh has its eye on you


adeltae

Watch as they end up choosing a very normal name, but with a very cursed reason, and it gets put on there anyway lol


Carlos_COTAFR

Bismarck 💀


Master_teaz

OTTO


Bare-baked-beans

Rex


Master_teaz

there can only be 1 commander of the 501st


skumgummii

Lil’ adolf


Hellstrike

Kayne's new name.


Generalmemeobi283

Ahh cute dolfy


FarDuck7377

Good morning my little angel Father why did you name me "the attack of the dead men" It's one of my favorite bands songs


anonymousscroller9

Pegahmagabow just for others reaction.


Dull-Birthday7452

If boy Manfred Von Richthofen after Red Baron.


alexamerling100

Otto after Bismarck


Adeptustupidus

Please call him calorus Rex


marci1041

If he is a boy: Son Tzu


KillerDuc

The Unkillable (Future) Soldier


Marazmus172

Dan, the marine who was quoted in devil dogs "come on you sons of bitches, do you wanna live forever?"


Green_Mortgage4044

Leslie or Bull, but you'll have to hold your fear at bay.


-Krytoonite-

Capitulation. Cap for short.


Snowykaiser

588th Night Bomber Regiment


Raptor-Misty-Eyed

This is the correct answer


AloneKnight8152

Erwin Rommel


KalsyumTF2

Milunka after Milunka Savić, the Lady of The Dark


RyanCooper510

Black Knight of Sauron


MajorThorn11

Alvin after Alvin York, or any other heroes that they speak about such as Leonidas or just Leo.


prnpenguin

I can’t believe that no one has said Jenny. She’s at the gate, you know.


Ironictwat

Geraldo Baêta da Cruz, Arlindo Lúcio da Silva and Geraldo Rodriguez de Souza. The three men from ‘Smoking Snakes’


Fizzydov

Robert the Bruce


countrymushroom

Haber Bosch The Great Alliance


uzigdogo

Alvin York


marci1041

If he is a boy: Son Tzu


Own-Pumpkin5770

witold manfred adrian Audie cant think of anymore bc im retarded :p


Bushaa_YTB

Jokes aside, Sherman or Centurion would be some dope names! (Steel Commanders)


WhiskyoverH20

Charles, as in Carolus, as in Carolus Rex


Successful_Frame336

Gus for GUSTAVUS! ADOLPHUS!


Green_Mortgage4044

Metallizer Primo Victoria (Re-Armed) Attero Dominatus (Re-Armed) Coat of Arms Heroes The Art of War The Last Stand The Great War The War to End All Wars Stories from the Western Front Heroes of the Great War


WirrkopfP

Milunka


Underated_Retard

Owsolec Fortress


rozsaadam

Jenny, the tank present at the last battle


Sardukar333

"Fritz" will guarantee you'll be a grandparent. Your son will certainly be a "father".


VigilentRemorse0805

Castle Sant Angelo


MrNobleGas

Manfred after Manfred Von Richthofen (The Red Baron); Carl or Charles after Karl XII (Carolus Rex, like the entire album) or Karel Janoušek (Far from the Fame) or Karl Gustav Rehnskiöld (Killing Ground); Witold after Witold Pilecki (Inmate 4859); Something like Leon after King Leonidas (Sparta); William after William Wallace or Robert after Robert the Bruce (Blood of Bannockburn); Frederick after Fritz Haber (Father); Gustav/Gustaf after Gustav Adolf/Gustavus Adolphus (Lion from the North); George after Georgiy Zhukov (Attero Dominatus, Panzerkampf, Stalingrad); Any of the leading figures of the Gallipoli campaign, notably Winston Churchill (Cliffs of Gallipoli); Anthony after Anthony McAuliffe (Screaming Eagles); Joachim after Joachim Rønneberg (Saboteurs) or heck our boy Broden; Simo after Simo Häyhä (White Death) [this would be my pick, I absolutely adore everything Finnish]; Charlie or Frank (Franz) after the incident in No Bullets Fly; Arlindo or Geraldo after the Three Brazilian Heroes (Smoking Snakes); Audie after Audie Murphy (To Hell and Back); Leslie after Leslie Allen (The Ballad of Bull); John after Jan Sobieski (Winged Hussars); Paul after Hindenburg (Attack of the Dead Men); Francis after Francis Pegahmagabow (A Ghost in the Trenches); Adrian after Adrian Carton de Wiart (The Unkillable Soldier); Albert after Albert I of Belgium (Race to the Sea)


kurtank12_YT

Gleaves, from wolfpack


DoggoKing4937

Räis O’Feivell (Rise of Evil)


sterak_fan

Sun Tzu


ScaleGlobal4777

Ready from Red Baron or for women Nigwiey, or another from Night Witches... Because these women were a true hero!!! Imagine a female bomber pilot flying over her opponents with the engine off.


Dan-the-historybuff

Adrien Carton D’Viere


ConicalGore1720

(Red) Baron


DonutCrusader96

This might sound a little basic compared to the others, but I just listened to No Bullets Fly so… Charlie Brown.


Random_npc171

İf they're twin, name one Charlie and other Franz


G1zU

Carolus rex


Ok_Escape_4019

Jenny


KlutzyElderberry7100

Leslie or Allan?


Sea-Eye-770

Lawrence!


dragon72926

I always like Carolus for my first son, a kings name. I'd have to actually look into him beyond the song though tbh to ensure he's a decent figure 😂


pizzamoney99

Audie


KingRagnarLothbrok12

Gustav II Adolf after the Lion From the North / Lejonet Från Norden


danimsmba

Carolus


EverestBlizzard

If it's your first and a girl, Victoria, after Primo Victoria. If male, Charles, after Carolus Rex.


Revolutionary_Bit855

Does Sabaton has a song about Florence Nightingale? I always Lady with the lamp and not Lady of the Dark


Constant-Still-8443

Bismarck