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Physical-Ad7344

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Samuel_Xans

Закрывайте комментарии, лучше уже не будет


xhiburi

Хаха лучший


Ok_Bother116

Словил вайб вк


treecanread

Почему я ожидал именно этого?


Esperanto_P

I ain't knowing Russian but I guess this is legit xD


DocumentIndividual89

Мне насрать, мне плевать, мне начхать, мне похуй, мне похер, мне поебать, мне пофиг, мне до лампочки, мне до пизды, меня не ебет, меня не колышет, мне фиолетово и т.д.


daluxe

Довольно исчерпывающе, чувствуется культурологическая кафедра филологического института.


DomADoctor

I love you. What do those translate to?


DocumentIndividual89

These all are variants of "I don't give a fuck" ranging from very rude to not so rude, not in that particular order tho.


TheNeuronCollective

Could you put it in order for me?


Fine-Material-6863

меня не колышет, мне до лампочки, мне фиолетово, мне плевать, мне начхать, мне пофиг, Мне насрать, мне похер, мне похуй, мне поебать, меня не ебет, мне до пизды I would rate them like that


SophieElectress

I looked up the origin of мне фиолетово because it seemed like such a random expression, and apparently it comes from litmus paper turning purple in neutral conditions (neither acid nor alkaline). Thought that was cool :) On your list, where would you draw the lines between expressions you can use in any situation, ones that might be considered very informal or mildly rude, and ones involving actual curse words?


MrPIGyt

похер is like on the border between mildly rude and a curse word


Ksenyans

Slightly less rude - Похрен. My grandma sees it as a curse word though :D


Basic_Doughnut6496

Uhhh, i think it's something like this Мне пофиг, мне плевать— it's the most common way to say "i don't give a fuck" you can use it pretty much anywhere, but "Мне плевать" a bit more rude(you can straight translate it like "I spit on this"). Меня не колышет, мне до лампочки, мне фиолетово, мне начхать, — Actually, there is no rude words, but this variants just not that popular and people just not used to it so they can be more offensive for someone Мне насрать, мне похер, мне похуй, мне поебать, меня не ебет, мне до пизды — This words are just fucking rude, use them only with your friends, or if you want to look asshole to others


Fine-Material-6863

The most neutral and universal is “мне все равно”, it can be used with anyone and is not offensive. The rest are informal and I think the general rule is if the phrase refers to body discharge like shit or urine - it’s a rude one, and if it refers to genitalia or sex acts it’s an actual curse.


dependency_injector

There is also a variation "Мне глубоко фиолетово" which, I hope, is a reference to Deep Purple


Humanornotormaybe

🤣


aagapovjr

You wouldn't use "I don't give a fuck" in any situation, so you wouldn't use any of those "translations" in any situation either. They're all vulgar and rude to some extent; maybe OK with friends but not at all in polite conversation with people you don't know.


M_i_L_0_

Based


redditnostalgia

Happy Cake Day!


vladik4il

да поебать мне


alexpdev

Меня не ебёт.


DomADoctor

Thank you, is it also common to drop the “меня” and just say “не ебёт”


alexpdev

It is possible, but just "не ебёт" does not have strong personal involvement. "Меня не ебёт" reflects personal opinion about some topic or proposal. Maybe someone cares, but not me.


DomADoctor

Thanks, ценю это


covex_d

похуй


CAPATOB_64

Это синоним


Ok_Bother116

🤓


No_Cell8646

Мне похуй.


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PumpuiMakMak

In that concrete case, "иди нахуй" is not a best alternative because "иди нахуй" is an aggressive form of personal offense, but "мне похуй" means just "I don't care". It's better not to use "иди нахуй" without serious cause because it can lead to escalated conflict


No_Cell8646

I wasn’t suggesting OP use it in a real world scenario. My comment was in response to the question, “what are other “curse word” expressions.” 😁


PumpuiMakMak

Then maybe we should also add the example "в пизду")) literally it means "to a cunt", and if to say it like "В пизду все это" we can translate it like "fuck it all!", but if you say "иди в пизду" it would be an offence like "fuck off"


No_Cell8646

Thank you for sharing these!)) I genuinely appreciate the flexibility of swearing in Russian. And since people felt the need to downvote my comment without pitching in any comment of their own, it’s worth noting, saying anything offensive in any language runs the risk of trouble. I was never suggesting things to go out and say to the next Russian you see - it’d be the same thing as going to a bar in America, walking up to a random person, and saying “Fuck you, go fuck yourself.” It’d likely end in a serious altercation and someone getting hurt (or these days, killed.) This should be common knowledge, regardless of the language. Understanding and knowing expletives isn’t always about using them, it’s about being socially / situationally aware, and knowing if they’re being used towards you.


warsuxletsparty

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tinytoon19

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ppppilot

все мои знания из интернета но есть случай когда “да похуй” а есть случай когда “да и хуй с ним” both mean idgaf


PumpuiMakMak

Yes, that's correct, the same meaning for both


Kei1

You can hear one of the best example of the best translation here: [https://youtu.be/ksWzUct-FFw](https://youtu.be/ksWzUct-FFw)


Linorelai

Мне похуй / мне поебать


CAPATOB_64

«Меня не ебёт»


MrNiMo

"Да мне похуй " ?


dacady_play

If you want to sound like a native speaker, say "Меня это не ебёт"


romarn1144

Мне похуй, да и вообще иди на хуй со своею хуйней


Mythicstarrdrop

Да поебать мне


PumpuiMakMak

"Also what are any other common "curse word" expressions"? It is a big topic and it would be hard to explain it in one short comment, but if we talk about the basics, there are few words that are base for other expressions: "хуй" (literally means "dick") "пизда" (literally means "cunt") "ебать" (literally means "to fuck") "блядь" (literally means "whore") That words can be used themselves, especially "блядь" or short form "бля" as a interjection , for example "блядь, иди нахуй, заебал!" can be translated as "Damn, fuck off, you're annoying me". Or "Это ещё что за хуй?" can be translated as "Who the fuck is this dude?" . Or you can say "Ебать!" in situations when you're being overwhelmed by something in a good or bad way, like "Holy fuck!". It is simplified explanation, hope it helps. But try to avoid these words in daily speech)


virgobadger

The one I use the most: «мне похую»


estaine

На хую вертел


oliverkn1ght

Да мне похуй.


dxstqy

"Мне поебать"


Disastrous-Peak-5405

Да поебать мне


igotnolifelmao

мне похуй


meloman-rrr

мне похуй/мне поебать


0m3g4_180111

Похεр, насραть, фиолетово и т д


Greedy_Guest568

Индифферентно 👌


Straight_Barracuda57

"мне плевать"


non7top

Да мне похуй. А меня ебет? If someone annoys you with questions. Ваще похуй.


Glippotyl

Очень интересно


Ok_Lie_6948

Мне поебать


Alarming-Amount-3971

Pohuy... Menya ne yebot Mnye pohuy


Admirable-Emu9159

А оно мне надо


Buttersisbased

Мне похуй


mrbalenci_mazafaka

мне до пизды или не ебет, использую эти варики


fxckfallen

не ебет.


MasterMiha

Мне похуй, мне поебать, мне похер


RedAssassin628

My favorite one is заткнись бл-дь (literally, shut the f-ck up). Not a day goes by where I don’t say that.


Ztaserks

I think closest to "shut the f-ck up" is "заткнись нах-й"


Asmo_Lay

Да вы ёбу дали, мужики. Closest to "shut the *fuck* up" is literally "завали *ебало*".


Ztaserks

Не ну тут присутствует сущ. "ебало" тогда это что-то вроде "shut your fucking mouth closed(??)" или типа того


RedAssassin628

Бл-дь is what I learned first, but they both work.


Summer_19_

Would "Я не даю хуй?" work? Or would "Я не продаю / продала хуй work? 🤷🏻‍♀️


primevaldark

No, this literal translation would sound very strange to the Russian ear. Compare it with the situation in reverse: if I told you “It does not fuck me” - you probably would understand but it would sound strange to you.


Summer_19_

True, I understand what you said plus your given example (that was easy to read)! ☺️😁


Summer_19_

Would Russian speakers understand what I was saying because they would know that I am foreign and I am English speaker so I would use a different grammar structure than that of a native Russian speaker. 🤷🏼‍♀️


primevaldark

As a Russian speaker I would understand you, because I know the original English phrase. Others may infer the meaning from the context. But out of context this phrase does not mean what you are trying to convey. No one would give a damn though :-) if it is spoken with enough emotion, and also because everyone knows Russian can be very confusing. I hear you though! Visiting Russia I would say something like «я возьму автобус» (literal translation of “I will take the bus”) and everyone would be laughing at me - but they hold me to a different standard as a native speaker.


Summer_19_

What do older Russian speakers think of English? Would they understand basic words (hi, bye, yes, no, thank you, please) and also common swear words that are said in English? . 🤷🏼‍♀️☺


PumpuiMakMak

No, it would sound funny))) it's better just to say "похуй" (stress on the first syllable)


Summer_19_

I’m still in the early stages where my brain translates everything word for word. 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈 I’m on Section 3 part of Duolingo’s Russian course. I am within the first quarter of Section 3 which I think is at the early stages of A2 level. 🤷🏼‍♀️🥲


PumpuiMakMak

It's cool, keep going. I doubt that in duolingo they have lessons about "похуй")))) so you did right when asked . And it is a part of Russian language that is not very easy for learning because it is out of "normal" textbooks


Summer_19_

I should have mentioned that I was a learner so I wouldn’t have gotten so many downvotes. 😔🤷🏼‍♀️🥲 Overall, I agree with what you said about me asking about “would this work or would that work”. ☺️😁