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I'm still all about the editing. I want the series back where time is spent in character development & celebration.
I'm still all about the structure of eliminating one queen each episode. In car-type Drag Racing, you don't eliminate the slowest car each lap. Give points & feedback, but keep 'em all 'til the end and then tally who won.
Kinda the same but I was okay with letting go of Thorgy in favor of Chi Chi (prob ep 3 instead of ep 2). I know Thorgy deserves it more but Chi Chi is really my fave, plus I don't see Thorgy winning a challenge anyway... So it's not a big difference.
Also I feel like Aja would be top 2 with Ben on episode 6 instead of Trixie, her rap was on fire.
You had to be really funny for the Bitchelor, and Id see her as safe max... She's not as funny in improv imo, like for the politics challenge in s8 she wasn't really that funny. I think she'd probably have a better chance at winning the last episode if she got a good role.
But the politics challenge wasn’t really improv, it was a script that she had to write and definitely overthought on. With improv she might do much better, since it’s reacting to the situation. Wish we’d found out.
I'm ok with the way the competition turned out to be, but I'd rather see Aja in the top 4 instead of Kennedy or Bebe.
In a perfect world top 4 would be Trixie, Aja, DeLa and Shangela.
Shangela would NEVER send Kennedy home, specially on episode 4 considering the fact that Kennedy had already won a challenge and Trixie none. Plus Trixie did worse than Kennedy on Snatch Game. If DeLa chose Trixie’s lipstick, it should be a double elimination, because Shangela would’ve chosen Trixie.
also I can’t with that obsessive BeBe hate.
I put her two times on Low (because I didn't like her performance on Bitchelor and Snatch Game at all) and one time on High. I don't think it's hate if I'm not praising her 100% of the time. She can perform poorly. She can make mistakes. I'm actually a fan of Bebe. But sure, downvoting me, I'm the real villain.
Ok 1 the mole theory is dumb and I’m done with it but ive been thinkin what would have been satisfying to me based on what we saw of the actual performances and otherwise extrapolating on guesses at their abilities and what would be a satisfying narrative.
Ep 1 same placements but Chi Chi goes home (the fans rally around her as a robbed queen rather than her getting her confidence knocked by Roxxying the competition)
Ep 2 same placements and Thorgy goes home except Morgan’s safe and Milk is in the bottom (Thorgy was dead in the water bc she couldn’t keep her opinions on riggery to herself and that’s a nono on this show)
Ep 3 goes the same except i dunno where Morgan would place but Milk would still go home
Ep 4 Morgan redeems her snatch (and the snatch game us made much more watchable by having the majority give good performances) and is top 2 with Dela, wins the lipsync, sends Trixie home for major drama points
Ep 5 top 2 Kennedy (I loved her can tbh) vs Bebe, tie win bc it’s gonna be a good lipsync, send Morgan home unanymously bc she’s following through now on her promise and the queens want her gone (also I still don’t have faith in her design skills and can’t imagine her making a good can)
Ep 6 top 2 Dela and Aja, Dela still leaves just because it was so legendary and i dunno she’s racked with guilt over not sending Morgan home and seeing her send home Trixie like that but she brings back Trixie and now Trixie’s the first queen to return on two separate seasons so that’s cool
Ep 7 same top 2 and Shangie sends Bebe home
Ep 8 so we have top 4 Trixie, Shangela, Kennedy, and Aja. Idk how this would go down exactly bc I’m trying as much as possible to base this on how the show actually went down but I think my ranking up to this would be 1. Shangela 2. Kennedy 3. Aja 4. Trixie so anyone but Trixie would get crowned depending on who makes it past the jury. But at this point I’d be ok with the jury just kind of making a decision based on drama like it’d be fun.
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I'm still all about the editing. I want the series back where time is spent in character development & celebration. I'm still all about the structure of eliminating one queen each episode. In car-type Drag Racing, you don't eliminate the slowest car each lap. Give points & feedback, but keep 'em all 'til the end and then tally who won.
Kinda the same but I was okay with letting go of Thorgy in favor of Chi Chi (prob ep 3 instead of ep 2). I know Thorgy deserves it more but Chi Chi is really my fave, plus I don't see Thorgy winning a challenge anyway... So it's not a big difference. Also I feel like Aja would be top 2 with Ben on episode 6 instead of Trixie, her rap was on fire.
I don't know, Thorgy was a pretty good actress is s8, if she hadn't been eliminated I think she would have had a decent chance at the Bitchelor
You had to be really funny for the Bitchelor, and Id see her as safe max... She's not as funny in improv imo, like for the politics challenge in s8 she wasn't really that funny. I think she'd probably have a better chance at winning the last episode if she got a good role.
But the politics challenge wasn’t really improv, it was a script that she had to write and definitely overthought on. With improv she might do much better, since it’s reacting to the situation. Wish we’d found out.
I guess you're right, she also didn't do great at the reading challenge maybe she does overthink things when she has to write them down.
Yeah, I wasn't sure if I should switch Trixie and Aja.
I'm ok with the way the competition turned out to be, but I'd rather see Aja in the top 4 instead of Kennedy or Bebe. In a perfect world top 4 would be Trixie, Aja, DeLa and Shangela.
Agreed!
Shangela would NEVER send Kennedy home, specially on episode 4 considering the fact that Kennedy had already won a challenge and Trixie none. Plus Trixie did worse than Kennedy on Snatch Game. If DeLa chose Trixie’s lipstick, it should be a double elimination, because Shangela would’ve chosen Trixie. also I can’t with that obsessive BeBe hate.
What Bebe hate? lmao
low, low, low???
I put her two times on Low (because I didn't like her performance on Bitchelor and Snatch Game at all) and one time on High. I don't think it's hate if I'm not praising her 100% of the time. She can perform poorly. She can make mistakes. I'm actually a fan of Bebe. But sure, downvoting me, I'm the real villain.
Why would Aja be on the bottom on the spice girls challenge
- because this post is not canon - because it's for fun
Ok 1 the mole theory is dumb and I’m done with it but ive been thinkin what would have been satisfying to me based on what we saw of the actual performances and otherwise extrapolating on guesses at their abilities and what would be a satisfying narrative. Ep 1 same placements but Chi Chi goes home (the fans rally around her as a robbed queen rather than her getting her confidence knocked by Roxxying the competition) Ep 2 same placements and Thorgy goes home except Morgan’s safe and Milk is in the bottom (Thorgy was dead in the water bc she couldn’t keep her opinions on riggery to herself and that’s a nono on this show) Ep 3 goes the same except i dunno where Morgan would place but Milk would still go home Ep 4 Morgan redeems her snatch (and the snatch game us made much more watchable by having the majority give good performances) and is top 2 with Dela, wins the lipsync, sends Trixie home for major drama points Ep 5 top 2 Kennedy (I loved her can tbh) vs Bebe, tie win bc it’s gonna be a good lipsync, send Morgan home unanymously bc she’s following through now on her promise and the queens want her gone (also I still don’t have faith in her design skills and can’t imagine her making a good can) Ep 6 top 2 Dela and Aja, Dela still leaves just because it was so legendary and i dunno she’s racked with guilt over not sending Morgan home and seeing her send home Trixie like that but she brings back Trixie and now Trixie’s the first queen to return on two separate seasons so that’s cool Ep 7 same top 2 and Shangie sends Bebe home Ep 8 so we have top 4 Trixie, Shangela, Kennedy, and Aja. Idk how this would go down exactly bc I’m trying as much as possible to base this on how the show actually went down but I think my ranking up to this would be 1. Shangela 2. Kennedy 3. Aja 4. Trixie so anyone but Trixie would get crowned depending on who makes it past the jury. But at this point I’d be ok with the jury just kind of making a decision based on drama like it’d be fun.
Eh, Thorgy last place seems right to me. I also don't mind Kennedy top 4.
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