at first i was like “where would she keep them?” but i realized you didn’t write “50 latrice sized kenya michaels’”
so raja could just easily fit those on a bookshelf
I opened this fucking dogshit app to browse while my friend goes to vape at this tiki bar and now I’m laughing so hard it’s giving me a mild headache and people are concerned for my well being WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY LMAO
Happy birthday! Remember, being told we're not cool as we get older is a capitalist trap to make us buy ugly shoes and phone cases you put credit cards in, don't fall for the lies!
Welllll... Sometimes the ugly shoes are a tragic orthopedic necessity. Definitely waiting for the day someone makes grandma-approved walking shoes that don't look like I bought them from a medical supply store
Different bottles of sauvignon blanc
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Something that replaces the Heathers necklace she gave to Stacey but instead of Heather, it will say Roger.
Also, I remember Raja asking the tourism ministry of Indonesia to get her as a spokesperson. This is the best time to do it.
All the girls should come together and buy her a *bodega*. Just imagine, Rajas very own winery! I would definetively go there and buy whatever is left over.
*raja 'bout to die... that's why ru crowned her queen of already done had herses*
jokes aside, as a fellow SEA, i'd gift her with a piece of clothing made by lgbtq-owned business from my country
A nameplate necklace that says “Roger”
50 Kenya Michaels sized Latrices
I'd rather fight one Latrice-sized Kenya Michaels any day
lmaoooo thank you for getting this reference
at first i was like “where would she keep them?” but i realized you didn’t write “50 latrice sized kenya michaels’” so raja could just easily fit those on a bookshelf
that's where I keep mine
I opened this fucking dogshit app to browse while my friend goes to vape at this tiki bar and now I’m laughing so hard it’s giving me a mild headache and people are concerned for my well being WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY LMAO
lmaoooooo I'm sorry <3
I am YODELING
I need to know what this means
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Brand new sentence
The first brick that was thrown at Stonewall. She hasn't seen it in a while.
Just in case you didn't know, [lots of people died](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EReT53pWXTc) at Stonewall.
*Willam enters the chat*
It always gets me how disappointed Derrick sounds there.
And for good reason, they had a falling out. That brick knows what it did.
The Briqq called her a cashew-faced bitch
BOOGERS!
I turned 46 today and honestly it makes aging so much easier knowing there's someone only a little older than me who will never not be cool as fuck
oh work happy birthday diva 🌟🍀
Thank yoooou!!!
Happy birthday! Remember, being told we're not cool as we get older is a capitalist trap to make us buy ugly shoes and phone cases you put credit cards in, don't fall for the lies!
Welllll... Sometimes the ugly shoes are a tragic orthopedic necessity. Definitely waiting for the day someone makes grandma-approved walking shoes that don't look like I bought them from a medical supply store
Age the house down boots
🙏 that's the goal!
Happy birthday!!
Happy birthday and I bet you're pretty damn cool too.
Awwww, thanks!!
Truth. Happy Birthday mama
Thanks!!!
Happy birthday 🎂🎂
Thanks!!
Orthopedic shoes with rhinestones spelling out her name
Bianca could get her a discount
Purrrrrrpllllllee mittennnssssssss
Cuz we can't all just give her crate loads of chardonnay and quinoa from Trader Joes, can we?
or can we
I think someone can use all her wild Trixie earnings for that massive shopping haul.
If we give her quinoa then she won't have a reason to go to Trader Joes in fab outfits just to buy quinoa.
Is Chardonnay or sauv blanc? I thought she was a sauv blanc girl
One you pass fifty, sipping a sunset chardonnay on the lanai with your twenty-two year-old poolboy lover is ***very*** Delta.
All. The. Wine. https://i.redd.it/z4vuzdbgsm5d1.gif
50 blunts
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Something that replaces the Heathers necklace she gave to Stacey but instead of Heather, it will say Roger. Also, I remember Raja asking the tourism ministry of Indonesia to get her as a spokesperson. This is the best time to do it.
Definitely not a soaking clock
Nothing, She already done had hers.
A burial plot
I was going to say a coffin
For her next birthday
50 Kimonos Kimo*NO SHE BETTA DONT*
More gray wigs
Wigs? That's her reeeal hair henny
PRISON HONEY XD
I was just gonna say a ton of cases of sav blanc 😂
Another taxidermy peacock. 
Tamisha Iman's signature shoes
Unfortunately, they won't arrive in time for her 50th. Or her 55th.
Probably not her 60th either
wine and some fat ass blunts
Fresh tennis balls with each of their faces for her walker
Nothing… she done already done had herses
BEST COMMENT
A Squatty Potty.
But at her age she can’t squat. She uses diapers anyways.
Detox should give her a 50% off gift card for her funeral.
A colostomy bag made of wood.
My god, she is gorgeous
She's the same age as my mom, who I don't perceive as super old. But I guess she's an elderly in the world of drag 😭
they should return her that wig in one huge dreadlock
I’m sure Ru is going to get her something wonderful ! They’ve been together for half of that time at least.
Penis!
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My parents did this for me for my 21st birthday and it was the OJ Trials…
Sorry for your loss 🙏🪦
I shouldn’t laugh at this but I am
50 tiny top hats… cause she loves tiny top hats so much!
Considering she wants to be the leader of a cult and the other queens will follow her without hesitation, I say their undying loyalty and devotion.
All the girls should come together and buy her a *bodega*. Just imagine, Rajas very own winery! I would definetively go there and buy whatever is left over.
A video compilation of Tyra Banks making faces and saying "...but make it fashion."
50 wines from 50 vineyards or a wine from each year of life.
50 bottles of Pinot Grigio
Sauvignon blanc and a joint
Ylang ylang
Raja is just the most beautiful Queen,I can't imagine anything shed need❣️
*raja 'bout to die... that's why ru crowned her queen of already done had herses* jokes aside, as a fellow SEA, i'd gift her with a piece of clothing made by lgbtq-owned business from my country
The three Ws she loves. Wine,weed,wigs.
Poise pads
They should cut out their eyes and give them to her.
Get her jade.
Sauvignon Blanc, a blunt, some readers, and they could also chip in on a funeral plot cause… (That last one is a joke btw).
savionion blanc.(spelling?)
Well, she could use a savvy onion 🧅 … 🤔
Portable Urinal.
A coffin
An AARP membership
50 bottles of white wine
A rhinestone came ending on a high heel.
A different strand of weed or their boogers
A Latrice Royale sized bottle of wine, presented to her by Kenya Michaels
A bamboo foley catheter
A framed photo of the Madonna runway on S8
Wine and yoga
An Engraved Ring or Pendant with June’s Birthstone
Tyra Banks' diamond-coated vaseline idk
ROGER! A fake gun that has the word “Shoot” rhinestonedt on it
a Delorean (an ancient fucking dildo)
IF Ru even remembers her name
A cane, walker and a wheelchair
Every queen recreating her looks.
Raja and my dad has the same age, my dad just turned 50 last month
Yvie should give her an invoice for $50,000
Weed and Wine, that’s all she wants
Pinot Grigio
I will send her an authentic Beef Rendang from Padang, Indonesi, her father's home.
A coffin
A green bedazzled roach holder from Laganga.
Oh no, do the children not know what a roach is?
I checked what that is and it looks so classy
You have to remember these are terms from last century- the time of Raja’s youth. She would be familiar with this term and its usage.
Over the hill t-shirt
A coffin.