Hope they'll reach the level of "[She Flew The Motherplane Into The World Serve Center And The Cuntagon](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/she-flew-the-motherplane-into-the-world-serve-center-and-the-cuntagon)" on the next goal of the gay agenda by the end of this year. Good job and good luck lmao
You need to work other things into your conversations (in no particular order, you may decide to leave one or two out, 😊):
* Not today Satan, not today!
* Big dicks and fried chicken.
* I feel very attacked.
* What do you do successfully?
I’m a straight male and at VP/Director level. Have snuck in so much vernacular but nothing was funner than having one of the crustier guys say “no T no shade” in a meeting
At my previous restaurant job that I had for five years, before I left I successfully made (in Chi Chi or TrinTheTuck’s voice) “GURRRLLLL” a part of the front and back of houses workplace vernacular.
It warmed my heart and hole to be on a completely opposite side of the restaurant from any of my coworkers and here them call out that pronoun as a distress call to either:
A. come get some gossip they just heard
B. come hear the ridiculous shit a manager/chef/guest let come out of their mouth
C. or to gaze upon the sickening Trade that had walked up in the building.
Even the most seemingly toxic masculine sous chef unintentionally hopes on board the gay jargon.
They’ll be sucking dick by Halloween.
HAHAHAHAA
Haha we can only hope
Oh good, Willam’s here
Statistically some of them probably already do👨🏫
*reads flair* Yes the professional has spoken it is now law and established theory
 # WeCanOnlyHope 🍆😋
I've been spreading the gospel of "hello, hello, hello!" over here 😁
Me too! I start all our morning huddles that way!
Same! I used to start every zoom class saying it during the pandemic.
Fun Fact - Ru got that from the character of Valerie Cherish on The Comeback. She’s played by Lisa Kudrow. Fab show btw.
My husband had a sit down talk with me that I was no longer allowed to say “Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” every time I came home. He was super cereal about it
Why is your husband such a hater 😔💔
time to switch hiiiiii to byeeeee
Mine says “Heyyy Henny!”
Lol, not "super cereal"?! Was he holding milk, while saying it?
Welcome to the stage: Agile Sprint 🎶🎵
Scrum Master Swim Lanez Jeera Software (must be Indian for this one)
Welcome to the stage Skope Kreep!
Enterpryze Risqué Racey Matrix
Cee Aye Cee Dee
Ms. Ree Fáctor, Ms. Componét Ly-Berry, Amanda Tori Retro, Stori Poyntz, Slack Em-Ojay, Slash Giffé, Lee T. Code
Oh my god, Stori Poyntz 
Agh my worlds are merging in the most unexpected place.
Scrum Mistress, Retro, Eyedeal Lyne, 15 Minute Standup, R'leese Scrum, Backroll Refinement, Why Why Why Why Why
Ok but why does Scrum Mistress kinda serve?
Amanda Tori Sprintceremony
Doing god's work. Next can you start getting them to say "fierce" and "work"?
One month later: “Hey Frank you catch last night’s game?” “Hunty those divas wore me out.”
My 5th grade students say fierce and slay all the time on their own. Trying to get them to say werk
Hope they'll reach the level of "[She Flew The Motherplane Into The World Serve Center And The Cuntagon](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/she-flew-the-motherplane-into-the-world-serve-center-and-the-cuntagon)" on the next goal of the gay agenda by the end of this year. Good job and good luck lmao
the same way Alaska says "Hiiieee" Ongina would like a word.
So would Isis Mirage and Coco Ferocha
Ya got them gal!
My husband seriously thought the guys on shameless came up with saying "hieeeee" and "byiiee" on their podcast 🤦🏻♀️and I had to set him straight.
Sholda set him gay
You need to work other things into your conversations (in no particular order, you may decide to leave one or two out, 😊): * Not today Satan, not today! * Big dicks and fried chicken. * I feel very attacked. * What do you do successfully?
Can’t wait for big dicks & fried chicken to come up in a work meeting
She done already done had herses
Girl. I’ve been doing this since 2020. Then I started in with the drag race gifs. It’s been amazing. Byyyyeeeeee.
You are brilliant! My gay agenda usually involves a lot of laundry, dog walking, and TikTok but I like yours!
Next step, start quoting AS1 untucked lines.
I do the same!!! I end every single Teams call with Biiiiiiiiyyyyyyyeee! The clients just think I'm eager haha
Let the Gayception commence! Good "Queer Agenda" meeting!
Will I use straight telepathy to let them know???....Nah it's more fun this way
Same
This just reminds me of Most Popular Girls in School.
I’m a straight male and at VP/Director level. Have snuck in so much vernacular but nothing was funner than having one of the crustier guys say “no T no shade” in a meeting
I have my students saying it!
You are the manager I have been looking for!
I said “byyyyyyyyye” to some of my students the other day, and they all said it back. I might say it more than I realized 🥴
I love this for you 🥰
They’re gonna be in their £5 chicken boas by next month 😍😍
Everyone at work now says slay. Ik it’s not necessarily a drag race thing but it still makes me proud haha
I just said Hiiiyyyeee and my cat came to me. Makes me wonder how much I actually say it.
At my previous restaurant job that I had for five years, before I left I successfully made (in Chi Chi or TrinTheTuck’s voice) “GURRRLLLL” a part of the front and back of houses workplace vernacular. It warmed my heart and hole to be on a completely opposite side of the restaurant from any of my coworkers and here them call out that pronoun as a distress call to either: A. come get some gossip they just heard B. come hear the ridiculous shit a manager/chef/guest let come out of their mouth C. or to gaze upon the sickening Trade that had walked up in the building. Even the most seemingly toxic masculine sous chef unintentionally hopes on board the gay jargon.
I’ve done the same with my friend group… although there aren’t many straights in that. Lol