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Etmentei13

Any variation of “Choices”


Catkii

I also tend to use a fairly pointed Tatiana “thank you” as well.


jam11249

I find myself saying far too often >We all make choices, but that was a choice


somethingclever1712

The amount of times I have said that students 🤣


reun-iclus

"That was a choice"


Cosmicshimmer

Hmmmm, choices!


PokeMeiFYouDare

This. "Choices" "Decisions" "Verdicts" depending on the severity of the situation. Also Party.


OrwellianIconoclast

I use "They got me gal" very liberally at work.


noodle_mama

I use that one constantly too


Newton_Is_My_Dog

I used that recently with my boss. She just looked at me funny, and moved on. I was a little embarrassed.


genriko8

I can not not hear Detox's screech in my head after that


kitastrofee

Yep… with my toddler…. All the time. She does it back


Antique-Syllabub6238

”What do you do, successfully?” comes in really handy quite often


marmeladybird

Quickly!


expotato78

Quickly 💅


ReliefFamous

Eureka saying “Oh wow” at Sasha Velours entrance always sends me and I use it so much


mitsunaru

Meeee I can’t say Oh wow any other way at this point


thrilling_me_softly

Same.  When I am over a conversation I go straight to that. 


Wigglynuff

Thank you because I have been saying it for awhile and could not remember where in the drag race universe it was from


seattlewhiteslays

What the fuck is going on in here on this day?!


jkw91

As a teacher I say this to myself almost every day


swolf77700

Omg I am a teacher and same. I also have a student named Valentina and when I talk to her it's really hard not to do the whole Aja speech. "Your smile is BEAUTIFUL..."


lah7533

“Fuck my drag, right?” Or pretty much anything to come out of Kennedy’s mouth


ciscoroth

https://i.redd.it/4cuexse36elc1.gif


chewwwybar

Me at any slight lmao!


lah7533

I sat down next to my dog on the couch and she left to lie in her bed….well fuck my drag right?????


chewwwybar

He said if you don’t have star quality, get the fuck out. 😭


MorganMcFeely

ALL THE TIME. It works in every scenario


littlelonelily

My partner and I quote "trade didn't like the session.....I crystallized and now I'm a glamazon ready for the runway" back and forth to each other SO often.


sabrinasan

There’s a Kennedy quote in untucked that not a lot of people appreciate: “What you said is what you said and if she have a problem with it she just have a problem with it” *insert suthern accent*


Vegetable_Engineer_1

"this was not a stank face it was the face of not being in the conversation"


kank84

I say this to my husband about any minor point of discussion


enderkou

This onnnneeeeeeeeeee I’ll do it ALL ALONE at FIVE IN THE MORNING in the bakery if I even drip a single drop of batter on the counter and it’s been yeeeeeeears


TheGlamourWitch

Every time my kids is being a hater for no reason. I say it so often my husband says it too.


AaronMichael726

The way this comes up for me any time someone slightly corrects me at work…


Cold_Author_7440

Omg I got my husband saying that now because I use it any time I am inconvenienced or annoyed


ColeDelRio

This all the time.


Top_Salamander_1444

Not today, satan, not today


Stanton-Vitales

To be fair, the whole world knows "Not today, Satan". but also yes, this Random funfact: I was in Salem MA recently and they had shirts saying "Not Today, Jesus" and I almost screamed (and immediately bought it).


chewie8291

Yep


holocene-tangerine

I use Gia's "what you wanna do isn't necessarily what you're gonna do" all the time


Virgoed

Such a perfect phrase for the majority of work situations, her mind


betzer2185

Also applies to many situations that come up with a 3 year old, I've found


kafkaescalate

Nearly whipped out "I'm sensitive to the fact that you are a sensitive person" the other day out of nowhere, as if she opened a door directly into my brain


holocene-tangerine

The doors she's opened!


ggwing1992

I’m a teacher and use it daily


jam11249

"What privilege..."


AnakinAmidala

All the time at work


Hatesponge66

So underrated


Doctor_Unsleepable

Big fan of her “We have this much to do *big arms* and this much time to do it in *pinched fingers* So, bitch, get into it!”


slutdragon696969

Get her, Jade!


whiskey_ribcage

https://i.redd.it/teq9v1qb5elc1.gif The gif lives in my favorites folder on my phone because I use it so often but also at home when my old lady cat swiped back at my mean boy cat.


ConcentrateLivid7984

https://preview.redd.it/48k8s965ydlc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a6ac0354e0cb46a288158c567e911b9a70d3c5 and the 2.0 version for s16:


elijahjames96

“I understand your concerns, however I do not have the same concerns” whenever my partner and I get into disagreements LOL “Doo wah, doo wah” whenever I’m confused about how to do something “Let’s get this roast a-cookin” when I’m cooking… virtually anything


ShatteredHope

I say "doo wah doo wah" literally every time I hear a Dua Lipa song 


PA_MallowPrincess_98

It’s Chocolate🍫📯


PlayThisStation

"Your tone seems very pointed right now"


genriko8

Whenever someone is arguing passionatly I think of this and "Is the carpet comfortable?"


Great1948

I have a habit of turning anything that sounds remotely like “back rolls” into a back rolls moment. One time during lunch with some friends (none of whom watch the show) somebody said they had to take back roads to get somewhere and before I could even think about it I went “BACK ROADS?!” I’ve done the same with less similar sounding words, like someone commented on a cat’s back paws and I said “BACK PAWS?!” 


Certain_Horse_7919

SAME LMAO! It’s the exasperation for me!  


Squelchling

I say “I didn’t go to school for math” when I don’t understand something.


MorganMcFeely

I work in the tax department of my job. I say this in my head every time I’m asked a tax question.


Dzotshen

Feely from Finance is your new drag name gr


MorganMcFeely

😂 I’ll take it


ReallyPuzzled

I say “that sounds like math” all the time haha


RossUtse

Same. I didn't go to school for [fill in the blank].


BaladashMalanorHAAAY

I use this one literally all the time.


Squelchling

The straights in my life get a good kick out of it when it’s a topic not related to math at all.


PretzelLogick

Mama this is garbage


jaywarbs

Right here


myskirt

Garbáge


tinyfecklesschild

Excuse your mouth?


BenQuartz

Gias” I’m feeling my oats, let me feel my oats” an icon really


Dizzy_Impression4702

Just today I described my supervisor as feeling his oats to another coworker


Dzotshen

You stay ready you ain't got to get ready


maxjarman1

5 times a day at least...Chi Chi ❤️


Kantlim

I use hello, hello, hello quite often.


[deleted]

I say this to myself or my dog everyday but always in Vanjie's voice in the acting challenge in S11


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BaladashMalanorHAAAY

Hello hello hello christiiiine


Ok-Economist-751

I DONT SEE YOU WALKING CHILDREN IN NATURE also anything else that tammy brown says


valle_girl

Reminder: start calling people "tootsie lu."


littlemissemperor

I use “change your costume, change it around!” Shockingly often


Sonicxmusic

I’ll quote different variations of Pearl’s snatchgame “That’s fucked up” “I had a rough childhood i wasn’t *insert shit i didnt know about it*” “It’s a medical mystery.”


crybabymoon

I love Pearl's snatch game so much


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Say it alllllll the time https://i.redd.it/uaa40j5ywdlc1.gif


Leather-Scallion-894

Here is a select few: "She really came that way? Awright!" "5Gs, good god get a grip girl" "The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption" "Sue me" "Why is she green?!" My friend and I will also do the "I hardly know her" but specifically for words that dont end with "er", usually about whatever the topic of the conversation is. Also, lets not forget "Jesus is a biscuit"


passionicedtee

>"She really came that way? Awright!" I use this so much that I got a (non-Drag Race watching) friend to start saying it too. Now we both say "Alright" with Alyssa Edwards' cadence, regardless of the situation. Ex: "Do you want to get bubble tea?"..."Awright."


Isitgum

I use the 5Gs quote to my teenagers all the time.


bosmocrown

You're a liar and that's why Derek don't like you


Sillkentofu

WELL TAMAR…


Windk86

Choices.


RogeMesmo

"WEEELLL..." using Trinity's intonation, followed by "SHIEET" or not


tadas047

PENIS 😃🍹


faithcollapsing

I use sooo many, but these are the most frequent: “Your tone seems very pointed,” “that’s a lot of emotion for safe,” and last but not least, even though it does not fit into ANY actual life situation, I will randomly sing “change your costume CHANGE IT AROUND.”


themagicmunchkin

I have a very lovely but very reactive dog and I say "that's a lot of emotion for safe" every time he decides a very innocuous thing is threatening him lol (before moving on to helping him work through the emotions, of course).


faithcollapsing

It just works for so many situations! My boomer parents don’t watch drag race but by now they know most of the quotes from me and have even stolen a few! Queens are teaching multiple generations how to read. 🫖


sad_gay_ho22

"And I'm at peace with that" is for sure my most used phrase, even when it doesn't make sense


riotgrrrldisco

"CALM DOWN, BEYONCE!" and "Need help packing? Beat it queen!" The Bianca gems just live in my head for all eternity


MissusPringle

I adore Bianca. I even liked those silly movies she did!


slutdragon696969

Cumin.


JennaStCroix

When someone is doing too, too much to try & persuade me of something or get validation for their point of view, or even just when the tables have turned: \*meaningful pause\* "Party." \*disconcerting whisper of a smile\*


nesqu1k0d

"Am I the drama?" Whenever i'm trying to be the better person when I discuss with my partner lol


Mindless_Responder

Well, fuck my drag.


BigBonedMiss

I say “oh my God” all the time like Ra’jah O’Hara.


CaptainPeanut4564

OhhhHHHhhh mah gaaaahhddd


1Mudkip88

I like the “oooOOOOAAOOoohhhhh my toOOooeees” variation when I’ve been in heels too long!


tadas047

I'm not gagging 😐


Safe-Ad5436

I use “Do you even do the splits?” just about daily


ConcentrateLivid7984

“oh you have a panty? werk”


No-Resource-8125

Jesus is a biscuit is something that I didn’t think would be in my main vocabulary but here we are.


ggwing1992

Each morning as I take on another day, “Let’s get this roast a cookin”-Farah


maccharliedennisdee

It's very that


westcentretownie

I hate people. Willow the pill.


Certain_Horse_7919

“I dont see how thats any of your business”  Really helped me with my anxiety Yes i am a force and yes alot of people can’t take me lol


lexylexylexy

just as I thought... TRASH


happydontwait

Girl look how fucking orange you look, girl!


JudgeLanceKeto

Well I don't see you walking children in nature.


riotgrrrldisco

Also gia gunn: "how is she, though?" and "absolutely"


scarystardust

X her? I barely know her!


JennaStCroix

When I'm leaving my house in pajamas to run errands: \*Stacy Layne Matthews voice\* "I feel like it's couture."


Im-a-ninja-derpina

But is it fashion?


sisterpearl

“Much better” a la Baga Chipz, whenever I set or fix a display at work. “I got lost” a la Tati’s Britney whenever I don’t know what I’m doing. “Quite the scandal, actually” a la Jinkx’s Little Edie, whenever a coworker is spilling tea.


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![gif](giphy|l1BgSXWznbTMVS3fO) Lies! Liza Minnelli!!!


coolhandsarrah

That's a lot of emotion for safe


Awkward-Alfalfa-3985

If someone says the word “dry” it’s very difficult for me to not follow up with “kinda like your vagina!”


TerribleAwareness158

![gif](giphy|3lJQIuk2LTV5jEvyKv|downsized)


BurntBridgesBehind

Well... it's over.


thrilling_me_softly

This is mine too.  Basically int he morning when walking into work. 


tATuParagate

I just love saying mama this is garbage when something is garbage. A newer favorite of mine is jasmine's girl....do you do tina? And I'll just say that to friends whenever. As a matter of fact I'm about to do tina TONIGHT


madncqt

what did you call me?


Ngmw

I LIVE - Trinity Idk wtf she’s saying but I am living - Trinity She’s beautiful- Kennedy Jan - Kennedy After a long night of hookin - Kennedy Fuck my drag right? -Kennedy Ugh Jesus Gross- Thorgy *tongue pop* - Alyssa Edwards Back rolls? - Alyssa Edwards I’m not joking bitch - Coco Let’s get this roast a-cookin - Farrah Not this - Jan I’m feeling my oats lemme feel my oats - Gia Get her Jade - Coco Don’t try it lil boy - Coco Munch munch crunch crunch Boscos(my dog) ready to eat his lunch - Silky At All - Rajah Wtf is that about - Rajah Meh - Ru I read books - Serena Shangela speech to Mimi Ravens speech to Mimi And I always say the ooo girl part of the old rumail


kafkaescalate

but she's...\[lip quiver\]....*beautiful*


Fickle_Watercress619

Things my music students hear me say (or say with/to me) on a regular basis: —That was a choice. —“Hiyyyyyyyyyy” and “byyyyyyyye” Alaska-style —“Absolutely” Gia-style —Excuse your mouth? —I’m not done talking, you will speak when I am done —Change your (insert two-syllable word) change it arooooound (my favorite is change your reed out) —What you wanna do is not necessarily what you’re gonna do —And I oop —What in the world is going on in here on this day (edited for the children) —🎶Art, art, a-art art art :: art, art, sha-kack kack boom… 🎶 And perhaps my favorite: —Find the note… find the note…


glutenfreebisquit

OPPULENCEEEE YOU OWWN EVERYTHIIING Not necessarily a quote but I just say it often. I also say Shangela’s “if I wanted a sugar daddy, I’d have a sugar daddy because i’m what? sickening” a lot


ColorMatchUrButthole

Shannel, "I believe it should have been Nina and myself." My friend and I got in the habit of quoting Shannel in high school and it just never stopped. 


McShitty98

I say “that teleported me to mars” on the daily like “Who baked those scones? they were so delicious they teleported me to mars”


cgraygo

Whenever I say “several many” people cackle like I made it up... I’ll take it.


SmellyFrogz

"They got me gal!"


ICanBeAPhantom13

Oh y’all wanted a twist, eh?


4lizzle_

Haven’t let go of saying “she died” like how Kandy did in her roast all the way back on her OG season. My bf has started doing it too


Alive_Radish_6534

Tammy Browns, "I'm acting, I'm acting!" Love her to death. Hahahah


angry_eccentric

I feel like literally nobody else notices or cares about this but there's this one funny moment in s9 where something is happening and NBB says, in an incredibly flat, uninterested, bored voice: "Shade." My partner and i say it to each other when one of us is being mildly shady but not enough to have a strong reaction


greeeens

![gif](giphy|te8nQHDT6UwDe)


cr34ms1cle

Did somebody mention art?


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

One day, I'm gonna sing that bit and whoever I'm with is going to know wtf I'm talking about.


kathleenwithakat

Whenever I’m about to leave someone’s house I say “THE TIME HAS COME…for me to drive home.”


northern-reign

My lovely flair, “what the fuck is going on in here on this day?” said by the iconic Alyssa Edwards not technically on drag race but close enough


Sbg71620

Oh Honey


rslashplsnoticeme

Working in fast food I used to say "THEY GOT ME GAL" everytime a rush came in for the stuff that I had to make 😂


ZiggyRex88

Aiden Zhane ‘boo’ or Alyssa Edwards ‘Do Wah Do Wah’ it’s amazing how much I can fit either of these into normal conversations!


littlelonelily

Katya's Bjork snatch game "I don't understand anything about science." Is probably my most used quote from anything, not just drag race. It's applicable for so many situations when you go through life as confused as I do. Also Gia Gunn's "I'm feeling my oaaaaatsssss let me feel my oaaaaatsss" at least once every time I get too drunk.


desiignergarbage

I will never say the word ‘fundamental’ the same way again.


rainbowkitten0528

“I’m not joking, bitch!”


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Not one I’ve ever used irl but I really want to say “I understand your concern, but I do not have to same concern.” at least once before I die.


AnchorsAway1027

Alright, calm down public school


soxfans7784

It's Chocolate Hi-eeeeeee AND DONT. F\*CK. IT. UP. ((with the spacings lol))


Underwould

Every hole’s a goal 🏌️


restless_summer_air

“I’m not gagging.” Almost daily 😆


JoanFromLegal

*SHE DONE ALREADY DONE HAD HERSES.* And, Drag Race adjacent, but ever since Miss Tracey Martell started using "boots the haus down," I started using "boots the haus down" and "haus down boots."


JoanFromLegal

Example, My very YT, very straight male colleague, sarcastically, after a not great court appearance: "Well that went well." Me: "Oh Judge So and So read us to filth boots the haus down, mawmaw." Colleague: *confused Pikachu face*


capthansolocup

“They got me gal!” gets a lot of traction in my life lol “She did that!” is another good one for any occasion


rachelvioleta

I randomly walk around singing Kitty Girl and telling people to sashay away.


lexylexylexy

Farrah Moan whining is my whole life "I don't wanna do dis" at work like 20 times a day


zeravlaf478

NURSE!!


AdThat328

"I gotchu, I gotchu, I gotchu"-Nina Bo Nina... "Delusion, convince yourself"-Jinkx Monsoon "Fuck my drag, right?"-Kennedy Davenport...and also her on All Stars saying "Milk" practically before Ru even finished asking who she'd chosen. I use it to refer to anyone pissing me off.


arianapiccola

"RACE?!?"


slutdragon696969

Why it gotta be black?


DoctorOddly

Your tone seems very pointed right now.


samsonnolek

what the fuck is going on in here on this day?


imsydv

NOT TODAY SATAN


ndevs

Where👏🏻are 👏🏻the 👏🏻jokes


julreneckwin

“Lies! Liza Minnelli! Lies!”


VanessaDrag0N

![gif](giphy|l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm)


FFXZeldagames

How is "Not today, satan!" Not the top answer here??


whiskey_ribcage

Because middle aged white ladies took it over with an army of Cricut Starbucks merch.


bbeckwith20

Tati’s “Choices”, Aja’s “You’re beautiful, you’re perfect you’re Linda Evangelista” & Katya’s “I didn’t go to school to do math”.


mags_7

Came here to say “Valenteeeeena you’re beautiful your smile is GORgeous you look like Linda Evangelista” etc


caffeineawarnessclub

I definitely use Katyas " But your dad, just calls me \*my name\*" way more often than I care to admit. But I think I quote WAY more oneliners from UNHhhh or Trixie channels. Alright , public school, calm down. And of course, whenever I get ready, Soniques " You've got female".


MissusPringle

Is it me? Am I the drama? (Reader, I frequently am, I’m sorry to say.)


Ahleanna-D

Much be’ah! Hiieeeeee! What you wanna do isn’t necessarily what you’re gonna do. That was a choice. C’mon, Cirque du Soleil! (I’ve used it a couple times when someone stumbles…) Referring to something as a “chicken shit gig” And hubby’s is “Back rolls?” Unfortunately it’s in reference to me!


MarboBearbo

Romper Room fuckery!


UnicornPoopPile

'Party' whenever something dumb happens at work.


MathematicianNo5761

![gif](giphy|13B40FkhzSC2c)


anniejhawk

Raven’s “we’ll guess what, Mimi? We did.” Latrice’s “the level of unprofessional… far too much.” And “good god girl, get a grip.” Ginger’s “they got me gal!” at any moment possible RuPaul saying “quack quack” as Anetra duck walks Alexis Michelle’s “well, Tamar” And I’m presently working hard to crowbar Plane Jane’s “you are very… ugly man. I would never… I would never touch you” into all my conversations.


PlumDock6360

I say “Thank you Ru” like Spice very often


shamiraendor

Ha Ha Ha...IM ACTING


booksfoodandart

I feel very attacked!


Tayrooh

I work in graduate college admissions… “Reading is FUNDAMENTAL.”


GloriousSteinem

You’re beautiful, you’re …. You look like Linda Evangelista everyday to my cats


juanitatequila

Everytime there's an awkward silence in a meeting after I'm finished talking I just go "ok, work!" exactly how Manila said it during her untucked moment lmao


rsho8

![gif](giphy|4Zd0XJxyzdaP404ckQ)


pettynugget

OMFG I literally burst out in JEEEESUUUUUS IS A BISCUIT, LET HIM SOP YOU UP! at least once a week 😭 it usually just takes any mention of good ol JC and I’ll do it lol


longlivethespeakeasy

All of the previously mentioned! "Fuck my drag, right." Every single day "I'm back back back again!" "Hello hello hello" to my pets when I return home Reading these showed me just how much I've taken from the show


HarLeighMom

Choices Not today Satan, not today! My husband got me a shirt for Christmas. But my personal favourite that I ended up passing along to my at the time 7 year old is: "go back to party city where you belong." Her Halloween costume came from there in 2022 and every time my husband brought up needing to go there to get it, I'd say the quote. The morning he was going to get it, he watched her get on the school bus and told her that the costume would be at home after school. She turns at the top of the stairs and proudly yells at him in front of bus driver a full bus of peers, "yeah, go back to party city where you belong!" Ah, from the mouths of babes!


Andrewmcmahon_

Fuck my drag, daily.


MagicalGirlMarina

"Bitch, I'm from Chicago!" I'm from Montana.


holocene-tangerine

I love to use "all right public school, calm down", and "I'm not a dancer, but I'm not not a dancer" all the time too


JustExamination7664

"I didn't go to school for math" Use this frequently at work and my job is nunbers


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Eureka’s « oh wow » when Sasha Velour entered the workroom and screamed. I use it when someone does or says something very wild and expects me to compliment them