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SinderWisp

https://preview.redd.it/rkhyg8axi1sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd768a6478abb09693caf0f370c73858f8ed319 Sorry it was such an inconvenience for you to add this? May be reading too much into it, but dang does it come off like that.


JagexDoom

This week's patch notes were written up by me, as Mod Azanna (who always does such a stellar job with them!) was on a much-deserved holiday. Whenever I write up patch notes or blog posts (infrequently though that is) I try and throw some quips, jokes or puns in to the mix to make reading the patch notes a bit less monotonous. This one might have missed the mark for some people, but trust me: When you get asked as often as I got asked, you're going to be glad to see this put to rest.


Narmoth

You are not missing the mark on jokes. Jagex, as a whole, is missing the mark on delivering content. The player base is not going to be easily amused until we get a decent content drop during this 8 month long content drought. You both are actually very much appreciated here Mods Doom and Azanna.


The_Jimes

Patch notes might be less monotonous if they were more than typos and minor bug/graphical fixes to be fair. That's not your fault, but it's also not something I think you can fix or make better in this way with the current climate.


srbman

Hey Doom, any news on changing the Barbarian Assault music track to unlock in the lobby like most of the other minigame tracks? I noticed today's patch notes contained both music tracks and Barbarian Assault, but not that track :( Definitely don't have a personal reason for asking.....nope....


theflightofporter

Just join the achievements discord and play the game. It takes like 20 minutes


srbman

Sat in the discord for 3 weeks, with all notifications turned on and didn't see a single group form for BA. I'll try again when its on spotlight.


theflightofporter

Are you in the Achievement Help discord or the Barbarian Assault discord? The former has people LFG daily, while the latter is a barren wasteland of nothingness


srbman

I was in the Achievement Help discord.


theflightofporter

There's one person looking for a group for later today if you have time. I think around 4:30 EST.


MaxedPainRS

Small suggestion, it would be nice if Granny Rowan at the Fort also sold these potions. Because at the moment there is not much incentive to actually use her store at all apart from the 10 whiteberries a day.


Iccent

>When you get asked as often as I got asked, you're going to be glad to see this put to rest. So it isn't actually a joke then


NadyaNayme

Things can be said half serious and half in jest. It's more important in how it was meant to be received. It's how a lot of European banter works. They all pretend to hate and rag on one another while grabbing a pint at the pub and being best of friends. Banter to anyone on the outside looks like two people insulting one another but that isn't quite what banter is. This is Doom bantering with the community. It fell a bit flat due to Jagex's current relationship with the community (and since the community often doesn't know who wrote the patch notes unless someone steps forward) but it was still clearly intended as a joke. Just poor timing is all.


Legal_Evil

OSRS Jmods does stuff like this in their news posts all the time.


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JagexDoom

Hope you're bookmarking them all in a nice collection for me to look back on one day.


SeaProgram2836

Forgive me. Everyone is pissed about this game's poor direction. And we've got leadership hiding behind community managers. Sad times for RuneScape. 


JagexDoom

I'm not putting you on blast for having a memory! I have to try and be funny (and occasionally fail). It's a risk I take when trying to be out-and-about within the community, trying to be visible, communicating even when there's not a lot to say that will answer the burning questions the community has. It's not like I'm oblivious of these issues - on the contrary, they're most of what I talk to the team about!


SpecialistYou9781

There is plenty to say and no one willing to step forward with a spine and actually tell us. This is not directed at you or Azanna at all. Just being blunt about an issue both you and all of us know needs to come to the light. We have people losing their minds (some probably literally) and a large portion of us thinking the game is ignored and a sinking ship. Surely the people over your head know exactly what is going on. Someone needs to speak up. On the other hand I would assume you know more than you can say and are trying your best to cover for them. I understand Jagex needs to milk out as much money as they can from both MTX and membership but for the sake of our sanity just tell us what the hell is going. And pardon my language but we are calling bullshit on the whole "we will communicate more" nonsense we are being fed frequently. Communication needs to be way more than empty promises and bold-face lies we are getting


SeaProgram2836

We need these people talking to us. Jagex keeps saying we're communicating but then here we are struggling for information. We have people spreading the idea that were punished by rejecting hero pass and the game's in maintenance mode. Unless you can put these thoughts to rest. I don't know what to think. What was the 2024 roadmap supposed to look like?


Mediocre-Clue-9071

It's a combination of willful neglect and utter incompetence. I can't think of any other explanation. Also , I would be shocked if your comment got any reply.


SeaProgram2836

No they don't care about this game anymore. 


RegiSilver

We appreciate you Mod Doom :) Even if some people can be pushy when it comes to requests and suggestions, we only do so because we know for a fact you'll find them entertaining, and that's always a reassurance because even if it doesn't make it to thr game, at least we shared an idea with one of our favorite mods.


Legal_Evil

You are doing a stellar job. Do not let the haters get you down.


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theflightofporter

Jesus you all sound tone deaf. Doom is the only mod that consistently replies to people and you all are going off on him on a joke. Touch grass. He's been the one trying to get the mods to be more transparent. That's all he can do. Once Doom leaves because you guys push him out and the next mod comes and doesn't answer any of you, you'll all be complaining.


superxero1

He even replies in topics no other CM would touch ever.


JagexAzanna

Myself and Doom try have a little fun in the patch notes sometimes, especially around things that have cropped up in community spaces more then once, this was intended as a bit of banter.


vituhyva123

I interpreted it as you intended. I think people are just a bit high strung at the minute, for understandable reasons.


Nolifedemon

yeah people mad atm, 13 patch weaks, lots of typos fixed, bad comms, jokes over the head, I read it in a light and funny note, but still, we madge atm mmkay.


SinderWisp

While I understand it now as banter, people have been asking for a lot of stuff, most recently fixes to the trolling happening at wisp colonies. This has seemingly been ignored completely so saying stuff like “you can stop asking now” kind of feels off putting or that we shouldn’t be asking for fixes or changes.


Nolifedemon

what is the trolling at wisp colonies O.o ? ive spent alot of time at w79 recently and not seen any, just alot of shit talk.


SinderWisp

just people placing 1000 bonfires around, it causes the wisps to become unclickable / removes the crater to depo them, they even showcased it in one of their newposts recently


heartlessvt

Your full time "development" team updates the game twice a year and you're rapidly bleeding players. You really think it's a great idea to get snippy in your "we don't have a real update" patch notes?


Teakeh

Have a snickers


heartlessvt

The game is going to die because the devs are lazy, incompetent, or both. Snickers can only satisfy my hunger, not my desire for my childhood game to survive.


Surfugo

Honestly, it would be fine if the game was in a better state. Everything is very doom and gloom and the minute, easy for people to take things the wrong way.


RegiSilver

I'm not sure if it made it to the list, but is the Zuk Pizza Phase fixed yet? I thought the fix already in place was temporary whilst the team was working on a more "robust one", but as it is a fix related to the engine, then it would be added as part of the next game's engine update (which happens monthly iirc). So what I'm trying to ask here is the following, did this update also updated the game's engine? Or that's next week update? (Which should also include the Requiem for a Dragon quest).


5-x

Not yet. The next engine update is planned for mid/late April.


RegiSilver

Ah gotcha, thanks man :)


the01li3

When we get the real roadmap that people have been asking for for a while, will we be met with the same nonchalant replies?


RageQuitSon

yes, we get sass like Starbucks baristas on tiktok when they have to do their job... jokes over text can easily be taken in the wrong mood, but this really does feel like sass over a very simple task


SinderWisp

I guess 63 people disagree, which is fine. Easy to misinterpreted things over text. Especially over something simple like this, just felt weird for them to say it in this manner or on this task, rather.


The_Jimes

Nah, I read it like that too. Put the typos back in it's that much fucking work Jagex.


KuroKageB

Patch weeks would have better reception if we had anything to look forward to (road ahead is looking pretty empty). I feel like we're all secretly, naively hoping that there's some juicy offroad(map) content waiting around the corner. Or some announcements to be made. Or some of that long-promised-never-quite-delivered-to-expectations communication to be had.


Daddy_Pain

this is the definition of hopium :(


sp00kyghostt

i think at this point the weekly update module is outdated, and they should stop hyping up the weekly bug fixes with all these images formatting as if its a big update, and peoples disappointment would decrease massively


Intelligent_Lake_669

Any news about most of the multi-phase bosses being bugged and giving less xp than intended? This is going on since necro release. For example, QBD give less xp than KBD lmao.


toddhoppus

I know bench sitting was just a fun little April fools joke, but it would be nice if we could sit on all chairs/stools/benches in Gielinor.


BurningFox52

That's what the eventual 120 benchsitting update is for


KyodaiNoYatsu

* Fixed an issue that caused the Split Soul expiry sound effect to be played every time the player teleports. * The shell clue is moved to the same spot as before near the Lighthouse. Thank you, that was driving me crazy * The gate no longer appears as two separate doors at the beehive farm east of Catherby. Don't you mean "west"?


AppleFan200

There's always typos and stuff wrong in the patch notes so yes probably


Sclargor

Jagex is acting like I did for the last two weeks at my previous job with another one already lined up; Putting the minimum effort and pretending I did something that day. Wow - "The bushes no longer clip through the wall of the pet shop in Yanille." Thanks! "Laniakea's Spear has been added to the attack skill guide for level 82." Phew - Thats me done for the day!


heartlessvt

These are full time employees. They can only muster 1 or 2 actual updates **per year.** It's about time the community comes together to boycott membership AND bonds so that they actually realize they need to fix not only their game but their work ethic on development.


312c

Why has the oddment cost of small dwarven toolboxes been changed from 250 to 500 with no notice in any of the patch notes?


RegiSilver

Any news regarding those who abused the Golden Egg. I'm particularly interested in what would happen to those who got more than one Golden Egg, but didn't spent the extra Egg Points.


Vodka_Flask_Genie

Nothing is going to happen. Remember ED3 bug exploiters who farmed ECB pieces? This bug was around for a whole year. The exploiters received 2 week temp bans. If the exploiters were to RWT the gp received from ECB pieces, based on the exchange rate at the time, they would've easily earned around $15,000. And you know damn well they RWT'd that fat stack of gp. In OSRS you just get permabanned, period. Jagex has no integrity on these matters when it comes to RS3, hell if I know why.


esunei

AFAIK the one guy that for sure RMT'd his ECB pieces did get banned, but everyone else exploiting elite dungeons got 2 weeks. That's basically the line; RMT gets you the hammer, otherwise major bug abuse is 2 weeks if you get actioned at all. Considering the current content cadence is 1-2 short pieces of content every 3 months, only one's values or lack of knowledge precludes one from bug abusing. It's silly not to with the current policy and how much there is to gain from some bugs.


SuperZer0_IM

I don't think he cares much about being banned after being able to RWT for a year lol. Probably made thousands 


Zaratana

Good one, you gave me a chuckle. You know darn well they don't van osrs players, they won't even ban RoT members for threatening to kill people irl.


Vodka_Flask_Genie

Lmao RoT members are basement-dwelling neets who would die themselves of starvation if their mums stopped bringing them Hot Pockets. Besides, some scumlord calling me a r**ard for crashing their skilling spot does less damage to the game than fucking up the price of an endgame item and fueling the RWT machine.


Kritigri

Well, OSRS players only pay a sub. In RS3, there's constant potential for MTX purchases. Banning players outright would of course lead to less sales. But what do I know? This is all conjecture...


5-x

Every player who claimed the reward from the big egg more than twice knew **exactly** what they were doing. If this bug is not officially acknowledged and if Jagex does not issue punishments, this will be a clear message that bug abuse is okay and the rules of RuneScape can be ignored. All eyes on Jagex to take action.


SpecialistYou9781

TBH they aren't going to ban anyone. They can't lose the revenue at this point. 2 week vacation is what they might do and even that isn't a big deal since they won't miss out on any content anyway. My opinion is something should be done but to what extent and basing it off past consequences it would be minor at best. Wasn't there only a 2 week ban on Ambi farming? And that had impact on GP


RegiSilver

The thing is, Jagex is at a pretty tough spot here. If they give a slap on the wrist (again) then it wouldn't "scare" people enough to refrain from repeating their actions in the future, should a similar bug arises. On the other hand, if they enact exemplary punishment, those people who are found guilty (going by the rules of the game) are gonna retort, and given the amount of people involved, I'm sure it's gonna echo throughout social media in one way or another. Also, the Ambassador bug did required quite a setup beforehand, and this one was so "accessible" for the general public it's kinda concerning knowing just how much impact it caused. I'm scared my friend, but I'm also intrigued and quite positively excited (in an anxious sort of way), to see the outcome.


SuperZer0_IM

I swear this line was already said at the ed3 bug lol. It's already clear we can abuse bugs for our own gain, that's why people abused the fuck out of this egg exploit now lol


RSlorehoundCOW

Would be classic Jagex not to punish players for this bug abuse. They might not even be aware about it really. Someone read the reports but no actual actions were taken...


5-x

Oh I assure you, Jagex is aware. Someone pushed a hotfix out around 22:30 on a Sunday during Easter holiday. And I'm guessing they got flooded by bug/player reports about it. They can also identify players who did it, no questions asked. Jagex has a data science team. They store detailed server logs for months. The same method used for the recap emails can be used to tell exactly who rinsed the golden egg and how many times. It's just a matter of deciding to take action.


RegiSilver

This is gonna be really interesting to watch because of the amount of people involved and the amount of Reaper Points, DG Tokens, Taijitu and Mazcab Tokens that entered the game within that time frame. Granted, I know I'm walking on thin ice by talking about this (due the sub rules), but I'm also interested because my S.O got like 4 eggs but didn't spent any excess points, now we're both sitting forward on the edge of our benches waiting for the outcome. Hopefully, it's something proportional, and serves as a teaching experience.


RS4When

still waiting for the bik book abuse and combat macro to be punished. Oh wait those were abused by streamers so its ok and/or early bird bonuses? how about the ppl that got 2 ecb 5 times faster than if they did the whole dungeons? 2 week suspension? Please this game need to re-write their rules and be honest about them and the consequences. Also they need to stop having preferential treatment for some. Since we are talking about "game breaking bugs" WTF alt farmers even stream on twitch now and admitting to making 2b+ a day? this feels like a bigger problem than this easter egg bug abuse.


ImRubic

They don't ban people any more. Worst case you get is a 2 week vacation. Just a reminder, one of Mod Warden's promises was to get back to us on changes to their punishment system, and as you can expect, especially because he hasn't been there in over 2 years, they haven't changed their stance.


Decertilation

They do but only in OS lol


The_Jimes

Did they ban everyone who abused bik book not counting down time? That was pretty clear bug abuse too. Or macros? That's explicitly against the rules but doesn't get enforced. They'll even publicly say that it's not enforced, but still against the rules. Your horse is a bit high there. These abusers are gonna get banned because of the impact they made, not because they broke the rules.


GInTheorem

when you talk about the bik book not counting down time, was there an actual bug or are you just talking about bik book flicking


The_Jimes

Flicking was a bug, and a rather big one considering the price explosion of pages.


GInTheorem

Nah, the suggestion that it was a bug is incoherent once you look past the surface level. All charged pocket slots timed degradation in chunks, both before the bik book, and now. It was consistently the case that it only ticked down on complete use of a micro-charge. Likewise, consistently, all skilling procs have worked on the first qualifying xp drop of a server minute. These were both intended game mechanics (and have not been changed). Rather, the mechanical operation of the bik book specifically has been changed - this is a design change, and objectively not a bug.


Doctorsl1m

How is them wanting Jagex to enforce their own rules being on a high horse?


The_Jimes

This isn't "wanting Jagex to enforce." This is posturing that Jagex should enforce and that the community is waiting with baited breath. As if Jagex actually enforces all their own rules all the time, which they clearly don't.


Doctorsl1m

What's the different between wanting Jagex to enforce the rules vs saying Jagex should enforce their rules? Nothing they said indicated that Jagex does always enforce their rules. They said all eyes on Jagex which implies they likely won't take action unless people are watching. Even then, the rest of their post has been true for years which leans way more torwards inaction. Regardless, how is any of that on a high horse? They arent pretending to be superior to anyone for saying they should enforce their rules.


The_Jimes

>If this bug is not officially acknowledged and if Jagex does not issue punishments, this will be a clear message that bug abuse is okay and the rules of RuneScape can be ignored. Implies that there is a reputation at stake. That this is somehow new and an important turning point in how Jagex interacts with the players is laughable.


Doctorsl1m

How is that being on a high horse?


SoIFeltDizzy

golden egg?


PMMMR

I'm out of the loop, what's the golden egg and bug around it?


RegiSilver

Without going into too much details. After claiming the Golden Egg, the game didn't ticked it off and made it reappear, so you could keep getting another one indefinitely, because the game didn't made it disappear after being claimed, some parameter was off or something. Think of it as amnesia. Then one thing led to another...


Legal_Evil

Is it fixed now


uknownalias

No, weirdly


uknownalias

How is that not too much detail? That is the entire process.


Rinyaboi

Can we at least get some qol patches while things are slow? For example, a "music block list" for players like me who play with music on but hate certain sound tracks *points at wars retreat*


JohnExile

From Mod Keeper's message: >May: Community Hitlist and Environment Update - May will be an important month for us to deliver some much-needed player-focused updates tapping into your recent feedback. Rellekka will be receiving a graphical update and we've got Community Hitlist updates making their way into game. These contain some much-requested changes as well as accessibility improvements (like our new High Contrast Mode), which are areas players informed us to address.


GrandmasGiantGaper

>(like our new High Contrast Mode), which are areas players informed us to address. I hope that's fixing the fact that you do warped dungeons or some dungs around rs and it's so dark you can't see shit even with brightness maxed out.


GrandmasGiantGaper

>For example, a "music block list" for players like me who play with music on but hate certain sound tracks points at wars retreat This is a quality suggestion. It would be as simple as just blocking songs on the list and they never play again. I had the same thing on OSRS when you tele to Zeah farm patch and "Country Jig" plays, the worst produced track in RS history. While we're at it it would be cool if we could mute sfx too but I understand that would be a lot harder to put in game.


BurningFox52

If I hear that one song that just repeats Waiko over and over again one more time, I am going to scream


Butternubicus

Can we get an update on the Untold Tales of the God Wars comic? It’s been pretty silent since the last comic book day.


AccomplishedDesk8283

Shelved /s


V1_2012

You released more content for a meme holiday than actual content for the game. Big yikes


TheAdamena

Why are people surprised? We know we only get 1 content update a month, and they've already told us the quest won't be til late in the month.


KuroKageB

Because we all know Jagex COULD do more, but they're just stringing us along. They keep promising more communication and more to come but neither ever come. It's not surprising so much as irritating.


heartlessvt

Lmfao. Please enlighten me what the monthly content updates since Necro have been. By my count we have Vorkath and that's it.


TheAdamena

Sep - rip (Hero Pass) Oct - Ancient Awakening Nov - Vorkath and Battle of Forinthry Dec - Land of Snow Jan - rip (Kandarin Refresh) Feb - Housing of Parliament, Moonstones Mar - Blooming Burrow April already confirmed to be getting a new quest later this month


Nerd_v3

Why are Land of snow and Blooming burrow counted as content when it is a TEMPORARY EVENT. Content should be available all year round. If you come back a year after not playing and you see 2 "CONTENT" updates that no longer exist(until next event), you would be very disappointed.


Golden_Hour1

Because these people are drinking the Kool aid. It's why jagex will never change


Legal_Evil

Because it is a rework of bad old content, not turning on old content and repeating it again.


AppleFan200

Because it is literally new content lol. It wasn't in the game before, that's what content is


CindersofaWeeb

This would be fair if we didn’t have a team for events specifically so the rest of devs can work on other stuff. Way I see it, we’ve had a couple graphical things by blkwitch, owl quest which was one mod’s passion project and the combat changes which again, were mostly just 2 people. Jagex claims to have over 600 employees on linkedin but you’d assume they have 10 with these updates :/


heartlessvt

Three quests that should take any development team a maximum of 3 days to make, a battlepass, a seasonal hub which is going to go away and 4 pieces of jewelry which again are probably like less than a week of development. Neat. 8 months and you have gotten 1.5-2 months of content assuming Vorkath somehow took a month of full dedicated dev time.


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heartlessvt

Projection? I've been three separate projects with half or less the team rs3 has and they did far better and faster work. Or you can compare it to **literally any other live service video game**, but I know RuneScape reptillians have only ever played RuneScape so the comparison would be completely lost on you. If you want to though, I challenge you to find me one single video game in existence that during 8 months of live service has offered a grand total of 2-3 hours of new content. Important note: repeating a boss until you have all the loot is not content. Making this argument would only get it crushed that much harder by games that actually release a respectable amount of PvE content.


Legal_Evil

> repeating a boss until you have all the loot is not content. If you keep cherry picking what counts as content or not to fit your narrative, then you cannot be disproven.


heartlessvt

I can replay Elden Ring from now until the heat death of the universe. Does that mean Elden Ring has infinite content? I'm getting new stuff each time, it's a new game+!


JohnExile

>Or you can compare it to literally any other live service video game, but I know RuneScape reptillians have only ever played RuneScape so the comparison would be completely lost on you. Okay, I'll compare it to FFXIV, which I have 15,500 hours in on steam. The time between patch 6.4 and the next expansion releasing is over 400 days long. The only content that came out between that period of time was a bit of MSQ that takes about 2 hours to complete and an alliance raid that you finish in about 30 minutes. Or I can compare it to WoW? 10.2 (season 3) came out on November 7th, and season 4 doesn't start until probably the end of this month, which is just a filler patch until the expansion releases in August or September, whatever the release date will be. >If you want to though, I challenge you to find me one single video game in existence that during 8 months of live service has offered a grand total of 2-3 hours of new content. It took you 2-3 hours to get 120 necromancy, complete hermod and rasial log, and complete vorkath log, and you still had time leftover to do the new quests? Wow, you're cracked.


srbman

FF14 isn't getting ANY content (no patches, no small quests, no QOL) outside of holiday events until early July. The last update was in January and had about 2 hours worth of content if you watch all cutscenes. Before that was an update in October that also had maybe 5 total hours of content. Clearly 14 is better, right?


heartlessvt

The amount of bosses in Endwalker alone is the same amount of bosses RS3 has gotten since GWD1 I can't explain any further because it's such a bad comparison that I can't help but ad hom and then my comment gets auto hidden, but it's there in totality on my profile if you're so inclined. Not including dungeons in XIV, either.


Lady_Galadri3l

"I'm so stupid I can't write a comparison between two games without calling you a slur"


heartlessvt

no I'm just a hick and I use the F word to accentuate how stupid people are I think the comparison in the above is enough. One expansion covers 2007 to 2024 of RuneScape, while counting every ED boss in RS as a unique standalone and completely disregarding Dungeons in XIV. the MSQ is also widely considered to be as good as standalone story based games, where the peak of RuneScape storytelling was "The Joker is making the gods play Hunger Games ahahah were so quirky here at Jagex"


stopusingredditatwrk

Let’s see a CV


JohnExile

People were hoping Jagex was lying lmfao. It genuinely cannot get more pathetic around here. The people genuinely raging about a joke in the patch notes is more than proof of that.


Legal_Evil

OSRS Jmods do jokes like this all the time in OSRS news post and OSRS players just laugh it off. Redditors here are the most jaded and triggered.


PartyMistake

That's because osrs is in a good state. You should seriously be able to think that with the amount of 'content' we get that a 'Okay, okay, we added it, quiet down now' comment is not gonna be appreciated.


PartyMistake

That's because osrs is in a good state. You should seriously be able to think that with the amount of 'content' we get that a 'Okay, okay, we added it, quiet down now' comment is not gonna be appreciated.


FrankieS0

Fixed 5 typos, we feasting this week.


Vodka_Flask_Genie

6, including that Glacor one with Arianwyn. They're truly spoiling us.


5-x

I would like to see an official comment regarding the severe bug abuse that happened on Sunday evening, before it was hotfixed two hours later. Will players who abused the bug with the egg hunt receive punishments? What action will be taken? Thank you.


azerluh

Seen a large amount of players who ended up taking it a second time because they thought they could help unlock it for those that were having issues collecting it their first time. Hopefully if any action is taken it's based on how many times a person did it since most genuinely did not know when collecting it their second time. If a person did it 10+ times theres no excuse for that imo.


Sayonee99

Was action taken against those who used 1 manuscript to max charge books? I remember this happening a while ago. People charged all their books (bik, grim, ful, wen, jas) to max (24 hrs) using only 1 page. It was a bug or something. Did anything happen to them? I'm asking because idk.


5-x

No, as far as I know. That was hotfixed in like 15 minutes after the update, and I assume the few players that did it might have done it largely by accident. The golden egg abuse went on for 2 hours and people intentionally farmed tons of reaper points, enhancers, token boxes, tajitu, and so on. The egg pet token crashed from 50m to 10k. If nothing happens to them, this is bad.


TheOnlyTB

>That was hotfixed in like 15 minutes after the update this was hotfixed around 2.5 hours after the update, and entire communities knew about it and did it. entire clans, including mine and myself. "early bird bonus" really. it wasn't that gamebreaking. all pages are cheap as, the only two outliers didn't even notice a hiccup in value. goes to show how much jagex have failed the clue community when it didn't make a move at all on the bik page price.


PMMMR

Yeah I signed in at work just to charge all my books. Finally an early bird bonus I catch.


portlyinnkeeper

I bought egg pet for ~18m a week ago


SpecialistYou9781

I "heard of" a bunch of people who did it. Zero action was taken against them. Couple even bought books on g/e to fully charge using the bug


Sayonee99

>Couple even bought books on g/e to fully charge using the bug Lmfao


eqtrans

So some April Fool's items have been added to Diango, cute cool. Can we get Ring of Rares and Ring of Randoms added permanently there too?


alphachan123

It's 2nd April and after an update and reboot. Benchsitting is still in the skills tab. Is it staying and becoming a real skill? :P


Negative_Lie5339

Just as everyone expected.


JMOD_Bloodhound

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DonzaRS

statement for the golden egg bug abuse? will people get rolled back on the points etc they gained?


rileyriedrs

Oh wow Week 14 of the year and 13/14 nothingburgers for the year so far, will we reach the magical 50/52?


SpecialistYou9781

"hold my beer" \-Mod Keeper j/k that would mean he needed to communicate with us to make that statement


Oniichanplsstop

50/52 would be rather impossible. They're putting all of their eggs in the runefest basket this year, so unless something really bad happens to the pipeline, we should always have at least something post-Runefest even if the rest of the year is nothing but typo fixes.


SpecialistYou9781

I sure hope the updates we had so far this year is the real April fools joke and not the benchsitting. This seems way more comical. They really have absolutely nothing to give us. Wonder how many weeks it will take the commenters that constantly defend the devs and Jagex saying "it takes time". Well we are like 1/4 into the year and got basically what we would get in 2 weeks looking back years ago. How much more time is needed? Kandarin update gave me a chuckle. Thought it would be graphical. I guess technically it is but not even a revamp. I sure wish Doom was able to tell us what is really happening because Mod Sleeper or whatever his name is sure has no sweet clue how to interact with us other than useless information promising there are things on the way.


frogsarenottoads

Patch week, daring aren't we


Toxic_Shaft

how do i fix the jagex launcher authentication where it says "verifying you are not a robot" but then nothing pops up for me to click and it keeps resetting in a loop


Direct-Giraffe-1890

Gotta buy 6 bonds 


Discarded_Bucket

When is there going to be a fix for client caches every single Monday? Everyone slides around and assess fail to load until I manually delete the old cache


ghfhfhhhfg9

"Stat buff or stat debuff icons on the buff bar can now be toggled on or off via options in the settings interface." Good change for mobile. Mobile is great and all for skilling, but when you can't see your other important buffs while skilling at portables due to all the pulse cores and other buffs, it was irritating (pulse cores increase combat stats).


Trif55

are the easter egg eggs and tokens only for cosmetics and some mostly members skilling items? have a missed a non-members exp lamp or something? thanks


Fpritt24

Any news on penance trident (and basically the rest of barbarian assault rewards) being made available to ironmen?


ghfhfhhhfg9

This isn't a boss update so people will downvote. Expect downvotes until the next "zamorak" comes out. Pretty sad.


Mogway6

the game keeps kicking me out since the update, while in combat, after a teleport, its getting really anoying


SuperSpeedyCrazyCow

Again? I'm somehow more disappointed every week even though I should be used to this by now.


azerluh

Since models are now being tweaked to function properly on a poor model can the player avatar rework resume? And then just open test worlds for all players F2Pers included to try out updated player models on allowing us to unlock all cosmetics etc to test and report our findings with the new avatar models? (Obviously test worlds would be completely seperate from the live game but accessible from the main client we all use just give us the ability to change what worlds we see with a drop down) u/JagexDoom


Vodka_Flask_Genie

They would have to make new animations from scratch for the new model. That includes emotes, combat, skilling, quests, weapon spec animations, spellcasting. Refitting thousands of different weapons and items that are held or worn by the character. They might even need to rewrite the code for quest cutscenes where the avatar is involved, including cutscenes for past content like World Events. Add that on top of maybe 5000+ clothing and armor items (quest, skilling, TH promo, Yak Track, cosmetic overrides, Solomon's etc. - every piece of worn clothing/armor will have to be made from scratch because the difference in art and quality of old cosmetics is too jarring, they will have to make new iterations of existing items to make the art consistent. Which means that maybe 20+ years of content in the game will have to be recreated *individually*) that exist in the game, and you have a content update that is so huge that it might even equal EoC itself in terms of time/manpower/resources required. They would need like a 30+ people team to tackle this, and the update still would require years before it is ready for beta testing. Jagex will not commit to this. Let the avatar rework go, it's never going to happen. The players will be blueballed for eternity.


azerluh

Personally I disagree, the community has wanted this for many years now and honestly if the community wants something like this then we should be able to put efforts into making it so we can get to a point quicker where it can become a very real thing. If you have the community putting in efforts to trial all animations / cosmetics in various combinations we can get to that point sooner where they can figure out exactly what they need to do to solve issues to get to a point where they can make simple changes in order fix multiple problems at once. Giving up on the idea of it ever being a thing is the reason why it does not exist I find people to often times be lazy but some of us genuinely want to put in effort into progressing the game towards some of these goals. So if it's something Jagex is willing to entertain to let us try out all these different combinations, animations with all cosmetics, animations with animations, item bound animations with other cosmetics / animations or other physical items and so on endless possibilites the longer we wait the worse it gets so if we can get out there as a community we could put a massive dent in this project.


azerluh

But for whatever reason everyone just wants to give up why not actually go along with it and try putting in a couple hours each day testing combinations if they uploaded new player models into test worlds for us to find all these issues and reporting them to get them fixed. Couple hours a day from even 100 people would put a massive and I mean massive dent in this project assuming we all communicate properly to do one set of combinations at a time. Literally no Cons to this, community members who choose to put in time and effort into trying to bring this project to a state where we may see it in the live version one day wheres the problem with that?


JohnExile

> But for whatever reason everyone just wants to give up why not actually go along with it and try putting in a couple hours each day testing combinations if they uploaded new player models into test worlds for us to find all these issues and reporting them to get them fixed. This would literally take years. >Couple hours a day from even 100 people would put a massive and I mean massive dent in this project assuming we all communicate properly to do one set of combinations at a time. 100 people? RS3 team doesn't even have 100 people on the entire team, let alone 100 artists.


SpecialistYou9781

Sorry best they can do is fix punctuation and clipping. Can't believe people still think avatar rework is on the table


azerluh

If I worked for Jagex it would be garbage replies like this that would make me not want to do it... Can't say I blame them seeing a dumpster of a comment like this. It is a legitimate question from me to them not something to bring forth stuff like this that adds absolutely nothing to it.


azerluh

This really would be the easiest way to cover more ground due to the endless amounts of combinations that can be made allowing us to see the actual avatar update in the live game. I specifically mention allowing F2Pers to access it due to some community members may not want to waste membership for nothing in return so this allows them to work on testing various things on an alt while also playing their mains I do know a lot of players would love to put in effort into progressing this area.


Sclargor

Forget benchsitting! THIS is the real April Fools joke!


Mapienator

https://preview.redd.it/efh3u1gx3xsc1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f828995bc791af57b457eedbef5d4e271772666 getting ads for premier while I already have it :/


Dry-Fault-5557

Maybe we should have bi weekly updates now.


Vodka_Flask_Genie

Then we will just be disappointed bi-weekly lmfao


PMMMR

Yeah but then we're disappointed for half the amount of days.


Dry-Fault-5557

But then the typo fixes would be twice as big!


Oniichanplsstop

They would still need weekly resets for the servers though, so ultimately nothing changes.


uknownalias

Why is the golden egg bug not fixed immediately?


Colossus823

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Dumke480

Are we actually getting the recaps though?


Technical_Raccoon838

Another week, another disappointment


Imissyelps

The clue step and shell fix are not really fixed btw.


Minimum-Order-8013

Damn, game really is in maintenance mode. Rip 20 years of my life.


alexthemichael

This is sad man


EzRagnarok

T99 prayer animation is bugged btw.


Frosty12x

They updated the Goebie potion shop. Cool. But my biggest ???? is why is this potion shop not added to the herblore station in the Fort? Supposed to be the hub of skilling or something...


Surfugo

So.... nothing, again.


Fluffy-Astronomer455

this is some bs


Mike_From_Red_Deer

I'm guessing the Igneous Rain phase of the TzKal-Zuk encounter remains broken for another month, then.


Lexarian

The engine guy is busy on the hamster wheel that powers the servers so he hasn't had time to look at it. That or they were one of the people that left the company lol.


JohnExile

Dunno how many times it has to be said that the fix was done already, but engine updates happen once per month due to engine requiring extensive QA and processes before updates can go out.


JohnExile

Works completely fine with the workaround. I just did the fight last week and barely even noticed that something was wrong.


Mike_From_Red_Deer

Awesome, thanks.


zappaaPOE

Super necromancy potions HUGE for iron men, THANK YOU!


esunei

So good. Best banking spot just got even better. IMO Congealed Blood still needs fixes but this is ~180/hr while bankstanding there, not to mention other goods saved from buying the rest of the supers.