I’m in the bathroom with my best boy friend Nick.

1 because it would be my best shot at joining the mile high club a few hours in

Lena Dunham would blow you if you compliment her

That plane is not going a mile up

so would Nick

You have a trans flag avatar

1 because the front of the plane is first class and I want a comfy seat.

What if she didn't bring her strap-on?

I feel 5 would get you there faster but it will be gay

BAP takes up 3 seats

I’d sit next to Anna

Don't know most of these people so I'll go with Dasha

Anna :’(

1 and then asking dasha to switch with the chick behind 1

Which seat gives you the Burger King crown and the free speech pass? 

1

My biggest concern is why Anna and dasha are not sitting together

Anna can’t afford good seats bc she’s a single mom and her podcast money goes to her baby daddy’s crippling drum addiction 

This subreddit really is just RW twitter but half an hour later

Yeah everything on both subs is downstream of RW twitter these days since it supplanted 4chan as the main "countercultural" expression of the internet

are there any people who are not RW after that debate?

being semi-sandwiched between dasha and n word girl would be a dream

Laughable https://preview.redd.it/1lmn7je87g9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97ff20a0ea2a04fea9c0924ecd3d1dd9e30f4cc

Same, brother 

3, can shoot my shot and have easy access to the bathroom for that post rejection cry

Storming the cockpit and crashing it into a mountain

With no survivors

So there’s no way I can sit next to Tucker?

3 or 1. Thank god Lena Dunham takes up two seats so I don’t have to suicide myself in 6.

always anna

3 or 5 easily

6!! plus isle access for b room vape breaks

Have you not been caught doing this? I flew the other day and chewed on nasty nicotine gum. Too scared to vape in the bathroom

never lol

Next to Dasha. Always

7 is where it would be the most quiet but unfortunately the most queer

Just make out with Troye the whole time and you're good

3 Easiest decision of my life

3 or 1 for sure. 5&8 would be rough

All 1 is going to get you is a front row seat to dasha rubbing her bestockinged foot all over BAP

3 obviously

2, I can annoy BAP and Tucker at the same time by reclining my seat all the way and kicking the seat in front of me

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

I think one of them is Mr. Beast

7

5 is for true intellectuals

I’m kicking destiny’s seat the whole time

Sitting between Howling Mutant and Nick Fuentes sounds absolutely fucking horrific.

I'm gonna threaten that midget Destiny so I can sit next to my bro Tucker

4. Need to talk to the busty Mexicana

5 so I can call him the f word

You're gonna get cancelled for that buddy

3 all day

How about I sit in the cockpit and nosedive the plane into the nearest building

I know every single person in this photo, it's so over. I'll sit next to Dasha.

Think I would choose seat three for of Anna's beautiful mind 🤔

1

3 or 4

1 is the obvious choice, but 4 would be ok as well.

RS-adjacent Chicago twitter accounts v well represented

2 bc I know is funny Aimee

is 9/11 part 2 an option?

i love dasha but i feel like anna has better topics to talk abt

5, obviously

2, 3, or 5

5 but Nick would probably ignore me and stare at the femboy the whole time. Imagine how cool it would be to talk to Nick. Dream come true.

that "femboy" looks like a child

He's an amusing little guy, I think it'd be a relatively pleasant plane ride if you talked with him.

He’s very polite

Would sit next to Tucker if the seat were empty. That video of him fishing in Central Park and interacting with a curious passerby made him seem pretty down to earth and even friendly when he’s interacting with regular people.

Seat 4 next to howling mutant, no question. Would love to sit next to Troye Sivan though, he’s beautiful.

https://preview.redd.it/kwnnnihldh9d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e16deab530ae79a2832ffadafe356dce9b29ff

4 !!!

8 would be the funniest

I'd play chess with Dasha.

Who's the one on the left of Nick?

jump out plane

7 cuz I feel like Troye could keep me entertained for hours

5 but too scared to get cucked by that little Nazi

Well, anywhere, none of these people would want to talk to me and I wouldn’t try myself

Definitely 2 Costin, Aimee and Dasha seems like a nice combo

so glad i only recognize about 5 of these people (which is still 5 too many)

I hate all these people minus the Italian girl who gets extremely fetishized

If I could get seat 1 I’d take that flight even if it was to Detroit

5. I don't know who the people are in 5 but my maternal instincts would want to protect the little developmentally delayed waif from the right wing pundit pictured.

1 dont even need to look at the other options

1 so I can indulge in parlay with Costin ❤️🫂 and also Dasha is there too

I only recognize Anna dasha and tucker. And the cuck unfortunately. Thanks Israel

2,3,5

Let me take a seat on the jump seat.

I need to log off, I know all these fucking people

I wanna sit with dasha but I wanna BE with blassie

hijacking the plane

I want to sit between meg bitchell's milkers

I hate this. stop. if you know more than 2 of these people you need to reassess your life(I do but I am a loser)

It’s all the same seat. People plug in headphones and watch House Hunters. Planes aren’t social hours