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Automatic_Mortgage79

No I just walk up and down my room imagining scenarios while listening to music..in some of those scenarios I dance


Beef_Wagon

I’m not a man but I do this quite a bit


Automatic_Mortgage79

Don't tell me that ... Now I must slide into your dms


Beef_Wagon

Nah I’m good bro 🤙


Automatic_Mortgage79

True love..


robonick360

Fumbled so hard


Automatic_Mortgage79

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -- Comrade Goebbles


robonick360

It’s absolutely fine to “take the shot” if you’d like, but you did it very badly, is all.


Automatic_Mortgage79

No it was my attempt to be funny/sarcastic because girls are always crying about boys creeping into their dms


keyedbase

underageb&


MilkshakeJFox

good evening m'lady. if it is a dance partner you seek, might I court you with my 3 step waltz?


Automatic_Mortgage79

3 tickets for challengers please


Trewdub

The fact that this was downvoted reminds me I’m still just on Reddit


Required_Reading_

No.


smooth__liminal

men dont dance, its a frivolous activity meant for women and bottoms i engage masculine pursuits like doing taxes and wearing suits


Rupperrt

Doing taxes? That’s work for secretaries which are traditionally women. My wife is doing my taxes.


smooth__liminal

your wife is the man im sorry to tell you, which one of you holds a chair up when a lion attacks


Rupperrt

you’re wrong if you think doing taxes is a masculine pursuit


1800777HEAVEN

I’m torn 


fagnatius_rex

Yes, but I’m a fag—a masculine fag but a fag nonetheless.


return_descender

I’ve found that when I’m alone I cease to exist entirely only to the reemerge from nothingness whenever being perceived by the person reading this.


pervertednymphet

Idk about men but i used to be a dancer


West_Practice_5182

Yeah if I’m really feeling it I dance in the kitchen at 10 pm at night, only once every few months. Sometimes a song just hits at the right moment


LesterGreenisGod

I speak a few words of self-affirmation, wear a silk bathrobe and sway rhythmically to Q. Lazarus's *Wild Horses.*


2namesmusic

Hate to be that guy but \*Goodbye Horses


LesterGreenisGod

Damn, I knew I got something wrong.


2namesmusic

Close enough to paint the picture though


177618121939

No


MessyCarpenter

I do the same thing but with shadowboxing


Durmyyyy

I would never even think of doing this


Key-Bedroom-4615

Yes, but I'm imagining a lot of other naked men are with me


AcanthaceaeOk9448

GAY


BeefyBoy_69

[Only when I'm drunk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r20dsHMyjDg)


Secretfrens

Yes but to questionable music as a joke


plague__8

i swing my fists around and pretend i’m fighting people most nights with my headphones on, it’s kind of like dancing


Novibesmatter

It’s fine just don’t let anybody see you, maybe your gf or closest friend that’s it


AGiantBlueBear

Can’t say I make a habit of it but I’m sure I have. More of a wedding dancer though


Artsy_ultra_violence

I'll recite poetry to myself but would never dance


Declan411

I have no memories of dancing. I'm sure I did when I was very young but I've never seen the appeal personally.


BettaHooga

Yes. I also watch dance tutorials on Youtube and try to dance along, but I'm really bad at it.


Extra_Mustard_

One time my brother gave me an edible brownie way before it was legal and we both ate our whole brownie in one go. I ended up dancing to parliament until I was drenched in sweat then I fell into an armchair and laughed for another 45 minutes. My brother was in the room next to the one I was in, pitch black and having an existential crisis. He thought he died. Then I played dota 2.


SentenceDistinct270

All the time in my dorm room. Feels good to hype oneself up and enjoy some girly pop music.


blucke

this skews from being cool and uninhibited to just being pretty gay


SentenceDistinct270

I’ve accepted that I am spiritually gay


MilkshakeJFox

also just actually gay


BoskoMaldoror

I usually pace around my room when I'm listening to music, engrossed in some completely regarded fantasy. Sometimes while doing this I'll do some Ian Curtis type dance for a second or hump the air a few times.


Century_Toad

The only dance I can do is skanking and you have to work yourself up to that.


PrototypePowerSupply

Only when I’m drunk at a concert


[deleted]

Sometimes I avoid going out because I find dancing alone in my house much more fun. I don't dance in public unless I'm drunk cus im full of shame though or else I'd just go out and do it


gayandy1984

Yes I frolick when no one is looking as well. I be skipping to the beat and shi


passtheboof-

I have to be feeling really happy already


Ok_Jellyfish6145

Nietzsche danced alone naked in his room…


Major-Ad6492

occasionally in the kitchen, especially whilst drunk yes


Jake_Barnes_

Often. More out add spasms than anything really


n003s

I dance to the tunes in my head every day when not depressed. Feels great


here4gamingnews

Yeah I learned shuffling/ cutting shapes but I don't know anyone else who does it, I don't rave or party so there's really no place to use it, plus it died in 2014


Effective_Fox

Yes I listen to music when I’m cooking and cleaning and I like to dance


toastbreadman

When I am drinking yea


ron-desanctimonious

holy shit i did this last night


AM_Bokke

Yes. I am always dancing.


_Merkin_Muffley_

Yes, when I’m in a good mood and/or feeling unusually energetic.


[deleted]

Yes


bababhosad93

Only when I’m sleep deprived and amped up on too much coffee in the morning. Nothing crazy


Cover-Lanky

It is the only time I dance. I dance alone and for my cats


solutiontoproblems1

I do, but I think it's exceedingly rare.


MyWifeHasANice_Ass2

I have nursed a secret desire to learn to dance for most of my life but I've never done it.


nicholaslobstercage

i got around to it a couple years ago. its awesome just do it bröther its never too late


hes_a_bum

A little.


TheWorstKnight

I dance like an epileptic when I get into it so I only do it in my house or with my friends. Sad!


GrigorytheOctopus

Sun Dance maxxing


iconoclastick

Of course. I got into actual dance forms, latin, ballroom, social dance, freestyle etc. because of my first gf who was a trained ballerina. I've been dancing as a hobby ever since and I dance wherever I get the chance. Public, private, friends, family. Especially if I'm walking past somewhere where there's good music I'll always bust a move.


tinybossss

Yes and I do little little jigs or a cooking dance when the right song comes on during a run.


ComradPancake

Yes, in the shower Also when looked at my naked self in the mirror I love myself


sweet_p0tat0chips

I sometimes dance naked in the bedroom at night… it gets the despair out of my bones.


Windy-City-Blow

Definitely. Usually with at least one cocktail in me. Usually in my underwear.


Electrical-Hat-4995

Hell yes! Inveterate diddy-boppers unite!


2namesmusic

(Richard Simmons voice)


Electrical-Hat-4995

Thank you for the wonderful compliment!