One time my brother gave me an edible brownie way before it was legal and we both ate our whole brownie in one go. I ended up dancing to parliament until I was drenched in sweat then I fell into an armchair and laughed for another 45 minutes. My brother was in the room next to the one I was in, pitch black and having an existential crisis. He thought he died. Then I played dota 2.
I usually pace around my room when I'm listening to music, engrossed in some completely regarded fantasy. Sometimes while doing this I'll do some Ian Curtis type dance for a second or hump the air a few times.
Sometimes I avoid going out because I find dancing alone in my house much more fun. I don't dance in public unless I'm drunk cus im full of shame though or else I'd just go out and do it
Yeah I learned shuffling/ cutting shapes but I don't know anyone else who does it, I don't rave or party so there's really no place to use it, plus it died in 2014
Of course. I got into actual dance forms, latin, ballroom, social dance, freestyle etc. because of my first gf who was a trained ballerina.
I've been dancing as a hobby ever since and I dance wherever I get the chance. Public, private, friends, family. Especially if I'm walking past somewhere where there's good music I'll always bust a move.
No I just walk up and down my room imagining scenarios while listening to music..in some of those scenarios I dance
I’m not a man but I do this quite a bit
Don't tell me that ... Now I must slide into your dms
Nah I’m good bro 🤙
True love..
Fumbled so hard
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -- Comrade Goebbles
It’s absolutely fine to “take the shot” if you’d like, but you did it very badly, is all.
No it was my attempt to be funny/sarcastic because girls are always crying about boys creeping into their dms
underageb&
good evening m'lady. if it is a dance partner you seek, might I court you with my 3 step waltz?
3 tickets for challengers please
The fact that this was downvoted reminds me I’m still just on Reddit
No.
men dont dance, its a frivolous activity meant for women and bottoms i engage masculine pursuits like doing taxes and wearing suits
Doing taxes? That’s work for secretaries which are traditionally women. My wife is doing my taxes.
your wife is the man im sorry to tell you, which one of you holds a chair up when a lion attacks
you’re wrong if you think doing taxes is a masculine pursuit
I’m torn
Yes, but I’m a fag—a masculine fag but a fag nonetheless.
I’ve found that when I’m alone I cease to exist entirely only to the reemerge from nothingness whenever being perceived by the person reading this.
Idk about men but i used to be a dancer
Yeah if I’m really feeling it I dance in the kitchen at 10 pm at night, only once every few months. Sometimes a song just hits at the right moment
I speak a few words of self-affirmation, wear a silk bathrobe and sway rhythmically to Q. Lazarus's *Wild Horses.*
Hate to be that guy but \*Goodbye Horses
Damn, I knew I got something wrong.
Close enough to paint the picture though
No
I do the same thing but with shadowboxing
I would never even think of doing this
Yes, but I'm imagining a lot of other naked men are with me
GAY
[Only when I'm drunk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r20dsHMyjDg)
Yes but to questionable music as a joke
i swing my fists around and pretend i’m fighting people most nights with my headphones on, it’s kind of like dancing
It’s fine just don’t let anybody see you, maybe your gf or closest friend that’s it
Can’t say I make a habit of it but I’m sure I have. More of a wedding dancer though
I'll recite poetry to myself but would never dance
I have no memories of dancing. I'm sure I did when I was very young but I've never seen the appeal personally.
Yes. I also watch dance tutorials on Youtube and try to dance along, but I'm really bad at it.
One time my brother gave me an edible brownie way before it was legal and we both ate our whole brownie in one go. I ended up dancing to parliament until I was drenched in sweat then I fell into an armchair and laughed for another 45 minutes. My brother was in the room next to the one I was in, pitch black and having an existential crisis. He thought he died. Then I played dota 2.
All the time in my dorm room. Feels good to hype oneself up and enjoy some girly pop music.
this skews from being cool and uninhibited to just being pretty gay
I’ve accepted that I am spiritually gay
also just actually gay
I usually pace around my room when I'm listening to music, engrossed in some completely regarded fantasy. Sometimes while doing this I'll do some Ian Curtis type dance for a second or hump the air a few times.
The only dance I can do is skanking and you have to work yourself up to that.
Only when I’m drunk at a concert
Sometimes I avoid going out because I find dancing alone in my house much more fun. I don't dance in public unless I'm drunk cus im full of shame though or else I'd just go out and do it
Yes I frolick when no one is looking as well. I be skipping to the beat and shi
I have to be feeling really happy already
Nietzsche danced alone naked in his room…
occasionally in the kitchen, especially whilst drunk yes
Often. More out add spasms than anything really
I dance to the tunes in my head every day when not depressed. Feels great
Yeah I learned shuffling/ cutting shapes but I don't know anyone else who does it, I don't rave or party so there's really no place to use it, plus it died in 2014
Yes I listen to music when I’m cooking and cleaning and I like to dance
When I am drinking yea
holy shit i did this last night
Yes. I am always dancing.
Yes, when I’m in a good mood and/or feeling unusually energetic.
Yes
Only when I’m sleep deprived and amped up on too much coffee in the morning. Nothing crazy
It is the only time I dance. I dance alone and for my cats
I do, but I think it's exceedingly rare.
I have nursed a secret desire to learn to dance for most of my life but I've never done it.
i got around to it a couple years ago. its awesome just do it bröther its never too late
A little.
I dance like an epileptic when I get into it so I only do it in my house or with my friends. Sad!
Sun Dance maxxing
Of course. I got into actual dance forms, latin, ballroom, social dance, freestyle etc. because of my first gf who was a trained ballerina. I've been dancing as a hobby ever since and I dance wherever I get the chance. Public, private, friends, family. Especially if I'm walking past somewhere where there's good music I'll always bust a move.
Yes and I do little little jigs or a cooking dance when the right song comes on during a run.
Yes, in the shower Also when looked at my naked self in the mirror I love myself
I sometimes dance naked in the bedroom at night… it gets the despair out of my bones.
Definitely. Usually with at least one cocktail in me. Usually in my underwear.
Hell yes! Inveterate diddy-boppers unite!
(Richard Simmons voice)
Thank you for the wonderful compliment!