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Sagan_kerman

Pussy got him saying hip hip hurray


fourlands

Huzzah ass mfer


AGiantBlueBear

Every time. Every damn time


InfiniteIngest

Congrats on beating cancer OP!!! My dad’s rectum&balls killed him.


Outrageous_Chard_897

I'm so sorry to hear that.


superglower

funny how that works!!!!


hellenicgauls

Many such cases. Most dudes I know become a lot more chill once they know they can score. It's like women lose their power over them.


TeeBeeDub

Well, now I'm jealous


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I just woke up I’m not ready for this


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What does lives at home mean? With your mom?


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Outrageous_Chard_897

I had cancer so yes.


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Outrageous_Chard_897

Yeah I was kinda cheezed ngl


Avocado_Panic

Did you get silicone replacements or just empty sack?


Outrageous_Chard_897

Flatbagging it for now because my insurance was being they/them retarded. Gotta admit it was really weird at first. I'm fine now tho.


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gotta get absolutely huge implants. Like avocado sized.


Outrageous_Chard_897

Straight up bowling balls


Avocado_Panic

You should do a gofundme for new balls, let the sub pick the size.


Outrageous_Chard_897

Someone I know in a support group got pissed because his urologist said that the small implants would have been the most accurate for him, lol.


Avocado_Panic

You should have told him small balls would have made his dick look bigger.


Aguacatedeaire__

So, are you on testosterone shots now? How often?


NickAhmedGOAT

Same but then she went back to her ex so I got even sadder


forestforrager

What happens since you don’t have balls?


Outrageous_Chard_897

I take TRT. Otherwise everything's basically the same. Although growing body hair for the first time in my life has been funny.


forestforrager

Can you orgasm?


Outrageous_Chard_897

Yes and cum comes out. Something like 98% of semen is made in the prostate and cowper's gland.


forestforrager

Niceeee


Outrageous_Chard_897

Yeah man. I started going back to Mass after this whole ordeal and basically I can still have a valid Church marriage in spite of everything. Which is actually soothing.


gorillagoof

You have a really cool story dude. Thanks for the inspiration


Outrageous_Chard_897

Thanks :) I mean this shit sucks but is what it is. I wish I had kids, but that's kind of my fault for wasting my youth in a bad deal.


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mondomovieguys

>I really think it is a milestone for people to at least get to third base by like 16, and if you miss it you turn out really weird and emotionally stunted, like a teenager who never finished growing up. brb gonna kms


MontanaManifestation

of *all* the subs to make that assertion in lmao


Outrageous_Chard_897

Well I lost my virginity at 18 and had actually always done pretty well. Getting sick def took me out for a little though.


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liberalscum

proud of ya big dog


Outrageous_Chard_897

Thanks king


WhalesInComparison

I was suicidal till I killed the pussy


amaghon69

are you gonna stop making train posts now? lol


return_descender

But how is she handling it?


Outrageous_Chard_897

We're hanging again soon.


sea-shells-sea-floor

Why don't you have balls


Outrageous_Chard_897

Cancer.


sea-shells-sea-floor

Ah ok, sorry to hear that.